Surprisingly Unsuccessful Moviesby DexFree FreeDex | created - 05 Aug 2013 | updated - 15 Aug 2013 | Public
Amazing plots incredible acting and stunning special effects make these movies a feast for the eye.
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1. Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
TV-14 | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.
2. Biebermania! (2011 Video)
TV-PG | 70 min | Documentary, Music
An inside look at the phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Justin Bieber, along with music's top icons, give you the scoop on how he became the pop sensation that he is today. Although ... See full summary »
Earplugs not included
3. Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012 Video)
R | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their ... See full summary »
Based on a true story
4. Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
R | 88 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters.
Still better love story that Twilight
5. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
R | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.
Possibly the most action packed film containing an octopus
6. Piranha 3DD (2012)
R | 83 min | Comedy, Horror
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
Votes: 34,546 | Gross: $0.38M
Now with an additional D
7. The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955)
Passed | 75 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A dysfunctional family operating an isolated date farm in the California desert is threatened by the arrival of an extra-terrestrial.
How you gonna poke em' all
8. Creep Van (2012)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
Forced to team up with a sleazy conman to hunt down and stop the murderous Creep Van, misfit Campbell Jackson finds himself in for one hell of a bloody ride in this spine-chilling horror fest!
Recored in front of a live audience
9. Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
R | 81 min | Action, Comedy
Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown.
Just look at another girls ass
10. Iron Sky (2012)
R | 93 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.
And the hide n' seek award goes to the nazis
11. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
PG | 88 min | Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.
Votes: 27,072 | Gross: $9.11M
Sit yo five dolla ass down
12. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
NASA finally built that spacesled
13. Rubber (2010)
R | 82 min | Comedy, Horror
A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.
Votes: 28,912 | Gross: $0.10M
Based on a true story
14. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
Almost as unlikely as a black guy getting elected president
15. Die Hard Dracula (1998)
88 min | Comedy, Horror
A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A ... See full summary »
Die Hard stole the idea
16. Battlefield Earth (2000)
PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back.
Votes: 68,877 | Gross: $21.47M
You can't prove it won't happen
17. Space Mutiny (1988)
R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Romance
A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery.
Johnny Depp's previous pirate movie
18. Son of the Mask (2005)
PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.
Votes: 45,211 | Gross: $17.02M
May or may not contain Jim Carrey
19. Anus Magillicutty (2003)
Not Rated | 70 min | Comedy, Romance
When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly ... See full summary »
Prepare your Anus Magillicutty
20. Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam'in Oglu (2006)
Not Rated | 110 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
A family of Turks try to adapt to life in a new solar system.
The return of the space rednex
21. Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
80 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
A comet crashes into a Japanese forest and a group of mighty ninjas must fight a group of killer Aliens before they reach their village and kill everyone.
When you just can't think of anything
22. Troll 2 (1990)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.
Just the comedy you need
23. Ninjas vs. Zombies (2008)
86 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Seven friends, struggling with late 20s, early 30's life, find themselves in terrifying danger when a long-dead loved one is magically resurrected and starts devouring souls. To make ... See full summary »
Another threat to the earth's ninja heroes
24. Ninja Zombies (2011)
Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Horror
What do you get when you combine the deadly ninja with the horrific zombie? Amazing action sequences, suspense and scares, gore, violence and plenty of laughs! On the surface, Ninja Zombies... See full summary »
I guess they failed
25. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
G | 105 min | Documentary, Music
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour.
Votes: 74,757 | Gross: $73.01M
A heart breaking journey of a transsexual
26. Bulletproof Monk (2003)
PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Based on the very underground comic book, a Tibetan monk becomes a mentor to a young street kid whom he can teach to protect a scroll.
Votes: 44,327 | Gross: $23.02M
Read a book people
27. Orgazmo (1997)
NC-17 | 94 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies.
Votes: 31,743 | Gross: $0.58M
Banned in over 54 states
28. Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)
R | 86 min | Comedy
A reporter investigates a series of murders, dubbed the Spring Break Massacre, which leads to further mayhem.
Like a month has more than 11 days ,#getyourfactsstraight
29. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
PG-13 | 87 min | Action, Comedy, Family
A tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career.
Votes: 34,006 | Gross: $28.41M
Just like in real life
30. Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004 Video)
R | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait.
Teletubies go eat *beep*
31. Timecop (1994)
R | 99 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who's intent on changing the past to control the future.
Votes: 48,560 | Gross: $44.85M
Time and space ain't ready for his face
32. Santa with Muscles (1996)
PG | 97 min | Comedy
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.
Votes: 8,144 | Gross: $0.22M
Ripped Santa gives naughty kids a piece of his mind
33. Steel (1997)
PG-13 | 97 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged, he leaves in disgust. When he sees gangs are using ... See full summary »
Votes: 9,421 | Gross: $1.71M
It's like the 90' Iron man
34. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988)
PG | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.
You ain't ever gonna look at your salad the same way
35. Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992)
Not Rated | 94 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
After escaping from jail, Professor Gangreen plots to take over France and eventually the world, by having his hapless assistant impersonate Louis XVII.
*gets stabbed by his salad*
R | 80 min | Comedy
After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism.
With a title like that *beep* is probably gonna go down
37. Snakes on a Train (2006 Video)
R | 91 min | Horror
A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »