Surprisingly Unsuccessful Movies

by DexFree FreeDex | created - 05 Aug 2013 | updated - 15 Aug 2013 | Public

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1. Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)

TV-14 | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

3.3
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When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.

Director: Anthony C. Ferrante | Stars: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard, Cassandra Scerbo

Votes: 39,430

Nuff said'

2. Biebermania! (2011 Video)

TV-PG | 70 min | Documentary, Music

1.0
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An inside look at the phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Justin Bieber, along with music's top icons, give you the scoop on how he became the pop sensation that he is today. Although ... See full summary »

Director: Thomas Gibson | Stars: Lloyd Banks, Nikki Boyer, David Doerre, Daxton Edwards

Votes: 2,070

Earplugs not included

3. Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012 Video)

R | 89 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

3.1
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Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground to a hidden continent in the center of the earth. Here Nazi survivors, their ... See full summary »

Director: Joseph J. Lawson | Stars: Dominique Swain, Jake Busey, Joshua Michael Allen, Christopher Karl Johnson

Votes: 3,185

Based on a true story

4. Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)

R | 88 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

2.5
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A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters.

Director: Christopher Ray | Stars: Gary Stretch, Jaleel White, Sarah Lieving, Robert Picardo

Votes: 4,381

Still better love story that Twilight

5. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)

R | 88 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

2.5
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The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.

Director: Jack Perez | Stars: Lorenzo Lamas, Debbie Gibson, Vic Chao, Jonathan Nation

Votes: 9,639

Possibly the most action packed film containing an octopus

6. Piranha 3DD (2012)

R | 83 min | Comedy, Horror

3.8
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24 Metascore

After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.

Director: John Gulager | Stars: Danielle Panabaker, Ving Rhames, David Hasselhoff, Matt Bush

Votes: 34,546 | Gross: $0.38M

Now with an additional D

7. The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955)

Passed | 75 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

3.4
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A dysfunctional family operating an isolated date farm in the California desert is threatened by the arrival of an extra-terrestrial.

Directors: David Kramarsky, Roger Corman, Lou Place | Stars: Paul Birch, Lorna Thayer, Dona Cole, Dick Sargent

Votes: 1,067

How you gonna poke em' all

8. Creep Van (2012)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror

4.0
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Forced to team up with a sleazy conman to hunt down and stop the murderous Creep Van, misfit Campbell Jackson finds himself in for one hell of a bloody ride in this spine-chilling horror fest!

Director: Scott W. McKinlay | Stars: Brian Kolodziej, Amy Wehrell, Gerald Emerick, Collin Bernsen

Votes: 886

Recored in front of a live audience

9. Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)

R | 81 min | Action, Comedy

3.5
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Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown.

Director: David Presley | Stars: Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei

Votes: 1,452

Just look at another girls ass

10. Iron Sky (2012)

R | 93 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi

5.9
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The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.

Director: Timo Vuorensola | Stars: Julia Dietze, Christopher Kirby, Götz Otto, Udo Kier

Votes: 83,858

And the hide n' seek award goes to the nazis

11. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

PG | 88 min | Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi

2.0
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9 Metascore

A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel, Skyler Shaye

Votes: 27,072 | Gross: $9.11M

Sit yo five dolla ass down

12. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

2.6
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The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

Director: Nicholas Webster | Stars: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Bill McCutcheon

Votes: 9,651

NASA finally built that spacesled

13. Rubber (2010)

R | 82 min | Comedy, Horror

5.8
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59 Metascore

A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

Director: Quentin Dupieux | Stars: Stephen Spinella, Roxane Mesquida, Wings Hauser, Jack Plotnick

Votes: 28,912 | Gross: $0.10M

Based on a true story

14. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller

1.8
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A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Director: James Nguyen | Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren, Janae Caster

Votes: 17,068

Almost as unlikely as a black guy getting elected president

15. Die Hard Dracula (1998)

88 min | Comedy, Horror

2.0
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A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A ... See full summary »

Director: Peter Horak | Stars: Bruce Glover, Denny Sachen, Kerry Dustin, Ernest M. Garcia

Votes: 3,140

Die Hard stole the idea

16. Battlefield Earth (2000)

PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

2.4
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9 Metascore

After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back.

Director: Roger Christian | Stars: John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Barry Pepper, Kim Coates

Votes: 68,877 | Gross: $21.47M

You can't prove it won't happen

17. Space Mutiny (1988)

R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Romance

2.0
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A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery.

Directors: David Winters, Neal Sundstrom | Stars: Reb Brown, John Phillip Law, James Ryan, Cameron Mitchell

Votes: 6,011

Johnny Depp's previous pirate movie

18. Son of the Mask (2005)

PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy

2.2
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20 Metascore

Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.

Director: Lawrence Guterman | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Traylor Howard, Alan Cumming, Liam Falconer

Votes: 45,211 | Gross: $17.02M

May or may not contain Jim Carrey

19. Anus Magillicutty (2003)

Not Rated | 70 min | Comedy, Romance

2.6
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When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly ... See full summary »

Director: Morey Fineburgh | Stars: Lloyd Garner III, Paige Abbott, Joe Hall, Buddy Golden

Votes: 3,500

Prepare your Anus Magillicutty

20. Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam'in Oglu (2006)

Not Rated | 110 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi

1.9
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A family of Turks try to adapt to life in a new solar system.

Director: Kartal Tibet | Stars: Cüneyt Arkin, Haldun Boysan, Berda Ceyhan, Veysel Diker

Votes: 14,492

The return of the space rednex

21. Alien vs. Ninja (2010)

80 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy

4.3
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A comet crashes into a Japanese forest and a group of mighty ninjas must fight a group of killer Aliens before they reach their village and kill everyone.

Director: Seiji Chiba | Stars: Masanori Mimoto, Shûji Kashiwabara, Donpei Tsuchihira, Mika Hijii

Votes: 1,971

When you just can't think of anything

22. Troll 2 (1990)

PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

2.8
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A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.

Director: Claudio Fragasso | Stars: Michael Paul Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey, Connie Young

Votes: 26,761

Just the comedy you need

23. Ninjas vs. Zombies (2008)

86 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy

2.9
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Seven friends, struggling with late 20s, early 30's life, find themselves in terrifying danger when a long-dead loved one is magically resurrected and starts devouring souls. To make ... See full summary »

Director: Justin Timpane | Stars: Daniel Ross, Cory Okouchi, Carla Okouchi, P.J. Megaw

Votes: 211

Another threat to the earth's ninja heroes

24. Ninja Zombies (2011)

Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Horror

2.3
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What do you get when you combine the deadly ninja with the horrific zombie? Amazing action sequences, suspense and scares, gore, violence and plenty of laughs! On the surface, Ninja Zombies... See full summary »

Director: Noah Cooper | Stars: Michael Castro, Pamela Chan, Adam Discko, Kylie Gellatly

Votes: 241

I guess they failed

25. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)

G | 105 min | Documentary, Music

1.6
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52 Metascore

Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour.

Director: Jon M. Chu | Stars: Justin Bieber, Boyz II Men, Miley Cyrus, Sean Kingston

Votes: 74,757 | Gross: $73.01M

A heart breaking journey of a transsexual

26. Bulletproof Monk (2003)

PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy

5.5
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40 Metascore

Based on the very underground comic book, a Tibetan monk becomes a mentor to a young street kid whom he can teach to protect a scroll.

Director: Paul Hunter | Stars: Yun-Fat Chow, Seann William Scott, Jaime King, Karel Roden

Votes: 44,327 | Gross: $23.02M

Read a book people

27. Orgazmo (1997)

NC-17 | 94 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

6.2
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48 Metascore

Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Dian Bachar, Robyn Lynne Raab, Michael Dean Jacobs

Votes: 31,743 | Gross: $0.58M

Banned in over 54 states

28. Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)

R | 86 min | Comedy

3.9
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A reporter investigates a series of murders, dubbed the Spring Break Massacre, which leads to further mayhem.

Director: John Blanchard | Stars: Aimee Graham, Chris Palermo, Kim Greist, Harley Cross

Votes: 9,612

Like a month has more than 11 days ,#getyourfactsstraight

29. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)

PG-13 | 87 min | Action, Comedy, Family

4.1
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A tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career.

Director: Roger Spottiswoode | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Roger Rees

Votes: 34,006 | Gross: $28.41M

Just like in real life

30. Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004 Video)

R | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

3.5
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In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait.

Director: Phil Tippett | Stars: Billy Brown, Richard Burgi, Kelly Carlson, Cy Carter

Votes: 19,799

Teletubies go eat *beep*

31. Timecop (1994)

R | 99 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

5.8
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48 Metascore

Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who's intent on changing the past to control the future.

Director: Peter Hyams | Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara, Ron Silver, Bruce McGill

Votes: 48,560 | Gross: $44.85M

Time and space ain't ready for his face

32. Santa with Muscles (1996)

PG | 97 min | Comedy

2.4
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An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

Director: John Murlowski | Stars: Hulk Hogan, Don Stark, Robin Curtis, Garrett Morris

Votes: 8,144 | Gross: $0.22M

Ripped Santa gives naughty kids a piece of his mind

33. Steel (1997)

PG-13 | 97 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

2.8
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John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged, he leaves in disgust. When he sees gangs are using ... See full summary »

Director: Kenneth Johnson | Stars: Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree

Votes: 9,421 | Gross: $1.71M

It's like the 90' Iron man

34. Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

PG | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

5.2
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Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.

Director: John De Bello | Stars: Anthony Starke, George Clooney, Karen M. Waldron, Steve Lundquist

Votes: 5,916

You ain't ever gonna look at your salad the same way

35. Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992)

Not Rated | 94 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

3.5
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After escaping from jail, Professor Gangreen plots to take over France and eventually the world, by having his hapless assistant impersonate Louis XVII.

Director: John De Bello | Stars: Marc Price, Angela Visser, Steve Lundquist, John Astin

Votes: 1,175

*gets stabbed by his salad*

36. 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)

R | 80 min | Comedy

2.6
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After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism.

Director: Craig Moss | Stars: Ashley Martin, Austin Michael Scott, Heidi Kramer, Pickles Moss

Votes: 3,172

With a title like that *beep* is probably gonna go down

37. Snakes on a Train (2006 Video)

R | 91 min | Horror

2.3
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A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »

Director: Peter Mervis | Stars: A.J. Castro, Julia Ruiz, Giovanni Bejarano, Al Galvez

Votes: 2,054