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1.
Balas & Bolinhos (2001)
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A group of friends meet and combine a robbery from a gasoline station. (62 mins.)
Director: Luis Ismael
 
2.
Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004 TV Movie)
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A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more (90 mins.)
 
3.
Sinister (2011 Video)
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A horrifying excursion into black magic and white-knuckled terror! A conjure man (Lucien Eisenach) has... (87 mins.)
Director: Steve Sessions
 
4.
Cheeky (2000)
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While scouting out apartments in London for her Venetian boyfriend, Carla rents an apartment that overlooks the Thames. There she meet the lesbian hyper-horny real estate agent Moira. (86 mins.)
Director: Tinto Brass
 
5.
Housefull 2 (2012)
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Four son-in-laws marry four brides whose four father-in laws mistake every son-in law for Jolly. (145 mins.)
Director: Sajid Khan
 
6.
Kac Wawa (2012)
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(97 mins.)
 
7.
Machete (2010)
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After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss. (105 mins.)
 
8.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
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A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home. (96 mins.)
Director: Jared Hess
 
9.
M jak milosc (2000 TV Series)
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Another story of a big family whose life is full of problems and unexpected changes. Barbara and Lucjan are about 60-years-old... (40 mins.)
 
10.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
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Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
 
11.
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
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After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA and the Simpson family are declared fugitives. (87 mins.)
Director: David Silverman
 
12.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
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A group of college students gets lost in a storm during their snowmobiling trip and takes shelter in an abandoned sanitarium which, unbeknown to them, is home to three deformed cannibals. (93 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
 
13.
Ciacho (2010)
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(115 mins.)
Director: Patryk Vega
 
14.
Yyyreek!!! Kosmiczna nominacja (2002)
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(80 mins.)
Director: Jerzy Gruza
 
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Na Wspólnej (2003 TV Series)
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(30 mins.)
 
17.
Plebania (2000 TV Series)
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(30 mins.)
 
18.
Zlotopolscy (1997 TV Series)
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(22 mins.)
 
19.
Lorts of the Flys (2009)
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Four kids - unhappy with predictions of their future mapped out by a fortune-teller - take a vow never to grow up, and never to become adults! Attempts to carry out this near-impossible plan lead our heroes into all sorts of tangles. (92 mins.)
 
21.
Matki, zony i kochanki (1996 Mini-Series)
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Four women met after many years at their high school reunion. Each of them leads a different life but all are in need of love... (646 mins.)
 
22.
The Hexer (2001)
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The adventures of Geralt of Rivia, commonly known as the Witcher. (130 mins.)
Director: Marek Brodzki
 
23.
Komodo vs. Cobra (2005 TV Movie)
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It's terror times two when scientists accidentally create man-eating monsters that jeopardize the entire planet! (94 mins.)
Director: Jay Andrews
 
24.
Bottoms Up (2006 Video)
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A Midwestern bartender ingratiates himself into the Hollywood system, finding love along the way. (89 mins.)
Director: Erik Macarthur
 
25.
Pinocchio (2002)
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Despite guidance from the Blue Fairy and the love of his father, a wooden puppet's curious spirit leads him into one wild adventure after another. (108 mins.)
Director: Roberto Benigni
 
26.
Man-Thing (2005)
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Agents of an oil tycoon vanish while exploring a swamp marked for drilling. The local sheriff investigates and faces a Seminole legend come to life: Man-Thing, a shambling swamp-monster whose touch burns those who feel fear. (97 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
 
27.
Rollerball (2002)
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The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying. (98 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
 
28.
Hercules in New York (1970)
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Hercules (Schwarzenegger) is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business. (75 mins.)
 
29.
Say It Isn't So (2001)
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Young orphan Gilly (Klein) finds out his lover Jo (Graham) may actually be his biological sister. After... (95 mins.)
Director: J.B. Rogers
 
30.
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
The Russian government hires the veterans of the Police Academy to help deal with the Mafia. (83 mins.)
Director: Alan Metter
 
31.
Kazaam (1996)
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Being a lone young boy in the 'hood" is dangerous and unpleasant. This is what Max experiences when... (93 mins.)
Director: Paul M. Glaser
 
32.
BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Rayne fights against the Nazis in Europe during World War II, encountering Ekart Brand, a Nazi leader... (79 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
33.
Meet Dave (2008)
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A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman. (90 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
34.
Ink (2009)
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A mysterious creature, known as Ink, steals a child's soul in hopes of using it as a bargaining chip to join the Incubi - the group of supernatural beings responsible for creating nightmares. (107 mins.)
Director: Jamin Winans
 
35.
2012: Ice Age (2011 Video)
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A volcanic eruption in Iceland sends a glacier towards North America, causing everything in it's path to freeze. A family man struggles to escape the onslaught of the coming ice age. (91 mins.)
Director: Travis Fort
 
36.
Hell Ride (2008)
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Two rival bikers gangs, the Victors and the Six-Six-Six's, refuel their decades-old rivalry. (84 mins.)
Director: Larry Bishop
 
37.
Dance Flick (2009)
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Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles. (83 mins.)
 
38.
Julia X (2011)
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Meeting a man on the Internet, Julia decides to see him in person, only to get abducted and branded with the letter "x" by that guy. A game of cat and mouse follows, but the story has an unexpected twist. (92 mins.)
Director: P.J. Pettiette
 
39.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
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While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home. (91 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
40.
Age of the Dragons (2011)
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Herman Melville's classic novel Moby Dick, is recreated in a world where Captain Ahab and his crew search for a Great White Dragon. (91 mins.)
Director: Ryan Little
 
41.
Zeitgeist: Moving Forward (2011 Documentary)
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A feature length documentary work which presents a case for a needed transition out of the current socioeconomic... (161 mins.)
Director: Peter Joseph
 
42.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
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Set back in the 80s when Harry met Lloyd in high school where they cross paths with a mean principal and a bunch of other outcasts much like themselves. (85 mins.)
Director: Troy Miller
 
43.
Godsend (2004)
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A couple agree to have their deceased son cloned, under the supervision of an enigmatic doctor but bizarre things start to happen years after his rebirth. (102 mins.)
Director: Nick Hamm
 
44.
Barb Wire (1996)
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Post-apocalyptic remake of Casablanca set in a sleazy nightclub. (98 mins.)
Director: David Hogan
 
45.
Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
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A New Yorker suddenly learns he has a thirteen-year-old son who's been raised in the jungle. He brings the boy to New York City, and that's where the fun starts. (105 mins.)
Director: John Pasquin
 
46.
Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
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A man tries to rescue a woman with a little help from his half brother. (88 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
47.
Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003 TV Movie)
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A holiday to the South Pacific turns awry, when Cousin Eddie's family and a tour guide are shipwrecked on an island. (83 mins.)
Director: Nick Marck
 
48.
Duke Nukem Forever (2011 Video Game)
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When the aliens come back for vengeance they hit Duke where it hurts, by drinking all of his beer, and abducting all the hot women...
 
49.
Surviving Life (Theory and Practice) (2010)
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The film uses a mix of cut-out animation from photographs and live-action segments, and tells the story of a married man who lives a double life in his dreams, where he is married to another woman. (109 mins.)
Director: Jan Svankmajer
 
50.
The Witcher (2007 Video Game)
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In medieval times, Geralt of Rivia, a member of a fading order of professional monster slayers known as Witchers, is on trail of Salamandra, a secretive crime syndicate that stole dangerous alchemical formulas from Witchers' fort.
 
51.
The Three Stooges (2012)
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While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show. (92 mins.)
 
52.
Leverage (2008 TV Series)
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A crew of high-tech crooks attempt to steal from wealthy criminals and corrupt businessmen. (42 mins.)
 
53.
The Darkest Hour (2011)
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In Moscow, five young people lead the charge against an alien race who have attacked Earth via our power supply. (89 mins.)
Director: Chris Gorak
 
54.
Jack and Jill (2011)
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Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
55.
Home Alone 3 (1997)
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Alex Pruitt, a young boy of nine living in Chicago, fend off thieves who seek a top-secret chip in his toy car to support a North Korean terrorist organization's next deed. (102 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
56.
The Babymakers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After failing to get his wife pregnant, a guy (Schneider) recruits his pals to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago. (95 mins.)
 
57.
Zookeeper (2011)
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A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. (102 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
 
58.
Year One (2009)
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After being banished from their tribe, two hunter-gatherers encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom. (97 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
 
59.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
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Four best girlfriends hatch a plan to stay connected with one another as their lives start off in different directions: they pass around a pair of secondhand jeans that fits each of their bodies perfectly. (119 mins.)
Director: Ken Kwapis
 
60.
Apollo 18 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Decades-old found footage from NASA's abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where two American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals the reason the U.S. has never returned to the moon. (86 mins.)
 
61.
Hela w opalach (2006 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Hela is a recovering alcoholic, now divorced from an abusive husband, struggling to bring up three children on her own. This is a Polish version of American sit-com "Grace Under Fire", it's title in English means "Hela out on a llimb." (24 mins.)
Director: Patrick Yoka
 
62.
Primer (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Four friends/fledgling entrepreneurs, knowing that there's something bigger and more innovative than the different error-checking devices they've built, wrestle over their new invention. (77 mins.)
Director: Shane Carruth
 
63.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is engaged to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
64.
Arena (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
David Lord finds himself forced into the savage world of a modern gladiatorial arena, where men fight to the death for the entertainment of the online masses. (94 mins.)
Director: Jonah Loop
 
65.
Death at a Funeral (2010)
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A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies. (92 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
 
66.
Golasy (2002)
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(89 mins.)
 
67.
Apartment 143 (2011)
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A team of parapsychologists try to figure out a strange phenomenon occurring in an apartment building. (80 mins.)
Director: Carles Torrens
 
68.
11-11-11 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
After the death of his wife and child, an author travels to Barcelona to see his estranged brother and dying father, where he learns that his life is plagued by events that occur on 11/11/11. (90 mins.)
 
69.
[REC] 3: Genesis (2012)
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A couple's wedding day turns horrific as some of the guests start showing signs of a strange illness. (80 mins.)
Director: Paco Plaza
 
70.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenage population. Except this time, they're out to get each other, too. (97 mins.)
Director: Ronny Yu
 
71.
Assassin's Bullet (2012)
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Field Agent Robert Diggs walked away from his career in the FBI and accepted the position of Cultural Attaché in Sofia... (91 mins.)
 
72.
Blue Crush (2002)
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As a hard-core surfer girl prepares for a big competition, she finds herself falling for a football player. (104 mins.)
Director: John Stockwell
 
73.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst. (83 mins.)
Director: Mike Bigelow
 
74.
The Last Legion (2007)
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As the Roman empire crumbles, young Romulus Augustus flees the city and embarks on a perilous voyage to Britain to track down a legion of supporters. (102 mins.)
Director: Doug Lefler
 
75.
Far Cry (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
76.
Rubber (2010)
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A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. (82 mins.)
Director: Quentin Dupieux
 
77.
Littleman (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son. (98 mins.)
 
78.
Walker, Texas Ranger (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Walker, a martial artist, and his partner Trivette are Texas Rangers. They make it their business to battle crime in Dallas and all around the State of Texas. (43 mins.)
 
79.
Wyjazd integracyjny (2011)
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(86 mins.)
 
80.
Command & Conquer (1995 Video Game)
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When a new and powerful mineral, the Tiberium, is discovered, two organizations start a war for its control: the criminal Brotherhood of NOD and the UN derived GDI forces.
Director: Joseph Kucan
 
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82.
Operacja Koza (2000)
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(95 mins.)
 
83.
I'll Show You! (2006)
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(113 mins.)
Director: Denis Delic
 
84.
Manna (2008)
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(78 mins.)
 
86.
Mlode wilki 1/2 (1998)
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(95 mins.)
 
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Siedlisko (1999 TV Series)
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Director: Janusz Majewski
 
89.
Quo Vadis (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Marcus Vinicius meets Lygia in Rome and falls in love. But she is Christian and doesn't want anything to do with him... (165 mins.)
 
90.
Hans Kloss: More Than Death at Stake (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
In 1945, Polish intelligence agent Hans Kloss, codenamed J-23, goes to Konigsberg to search for the treasure stolen by the Nazis. It's there that he meets his old friend and rival, SS Officer Hermann Brunner. (108 mins.)
Director: Patryk Vega
 
91.
Rise of the Gargoyles (2009 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In Paris, two workers find a hidden chamber while digging the underground of the Saint Jean André Church... (94 mins.)
Director: Bill Corcoran
 
92.
Grand Theft Auto 3 (2001 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
A young bank robber escapes from police custody and works his way up through the mafia ladder of crime-ridden Liberty City, USA.
Director: Navid Khonsari
 
93.
King's Ransom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Hoping to foil his own gold-digging wife's plan, a loathsome businessman arranges his own kidnapping, only to realize that there are plenty of other people interested in his wealth as well. (95 mins.)
Director: Jeffrey W. Byrd
 
94.
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (2011 Video Game)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
Geralt must track down a mysterious kingslayer, who appears to have the powers of a witcher. Perhaps he was been employed by the leaders of a non-human rebellion - or perhaps there is more to this mystery.
Director: Adam Badowski
 
95.
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Maximillian is the only survivor from a race of vampires on a Caribbean Island, and as a vampire, he must find a mate to keep the line from ending... (100 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
96.
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Leslie Nielsen once again plays a bumbling detective in the vein of the 'Naked Gun' movies, but this time as Marshall Richard 'Dick' Dix... (99 mins.)
 
97.
The Foreigner (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A freelance agent must transport a package for a mysterious employer, leading him into a web of betrayal and deceit. (96 mins.)
 
98.
Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Arthur loses all his money, and his wife wants a baby. (113 mins.)
Director: Bud Yorkin
 
99.
Thunder in Paradise (1994 TV Series)
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Randolph Spencer and Martin Brubaker were ex-Navy SEALS-turned-mercenaries who hired themselves out as soldiers of fortune for a very high fee... (45 mins.)
Director: Michael Preece
 
100.
Cop & ½ (1993)
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Devon Butler is an eight-year old who dreams of being a cop. He watches police TV shows, knows police procedures... (97 mins.)
Director: Henry Winkler