Day of the Dead
A small group of military officers and scientists dwell in an underground bunker as the world above is overrun by zombies. (96 mins.)
“ A wonderful cult zombie classic.
Why did Steve Miner remade this? ” - bigrudedogg87
Day of the Dead
When a small Colorado town is overrun by the flesh hungry dead a small group of survivors try to escape in a last ditch effort to stay alive. (86 mins.)
“ A *beep* made movie.
They should of never called this one
Day of the Dead. I be embarrassed if
I was the filmmaker, cast and
the whole crew. ” - bigrudedogg87
Legend says that Antonio Bay was built in 1880 with blood money obtained from shipwrecked lepers, which no one believes. On the eve of the town's centennial, many plan to attend the celebrations, including the murdered lepers. (89 mins.)
“ John Carpenter did a fine job with
the original cult horror film.
God knows why they would remake it
with some *beep* actors. ” - bigrudedogg87
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
“ What the *beep* were they smoking
on after making this garbage? ” - bigrudedogg87
After murdering his entire family, a man remarries a widow with a teenage daughter in another town and prepares to do it all over again. (89 mins.)
“ A fine horror thriller that should of not
been touched. ” - bigrudedogg87
Michael returns home from military school to find his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other, he becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand. (101 mins.)
“ Here we get this turd of a remake. ” - bigrudedogg87
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Several people are hunted by a cruel serial killer who kills his victims in their dreams. While the survivors are trying to find the reason for being chosen, the murderer won't lose any chance to kill them as soon as they fall asleep. (91 mins.)
“ One of the best horror classics of all time.
Of course, some prick in Hollywood would
rape this movie by remaking it. ” - bigrudedogg87
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
“ Damn you Michael Bay and PD.
You bastards would do anything for a quick buck.
Can't say it is not the worst remake because
there were some stuff in there I liked but still
not a good film. Jackie Earle Haley did an okay
job as Freddy, he's a decent actor but he is still
no Robert Englund. That's just how I feel. ” - bigrudedogg87
A young man who escaped the clutches of a murderous hitch-hiker is subsequently stalked by the hitcher and framed for his crimes. (97 mins.)
“ A perfect cult horror thriller made in the 80s.
Here goes Hollywood, Pd and Michael Bay on
a rape spree to classic movies ” - bigrudedogg87
A serial killer pins his crimes on two college students who gave him a ride. (84 mins.)
“ This piece of junk from 2007 and the most
saddest thing is when I saw this trash
in the theater before watching the original.
I didn't own the 1986 classic until after.
When we were leaving the theater, asked
my paps if we can go get the original film.
He agreed and I was thankful for that.
So we rushed over to Best Buy to get
the real Hitcher.
I watched it later that night and was blown
away with it. In my mind, I was thinking wow,
this is way better than piece of *beep* remake.
Plus we wasted are money on the Michael Bay
film which is even sadder.
Sean Bean did alright as the villain but I think
Rutger Hauer was way better as the Hitcher
John Ryder. The lead actor/actress sucked
ass in my opinion. ” - bigrudedogg87
Jeong-won is a man with no memory of his childhood and his real family. At the beginning of the film he witnesses the deaths of two young girls... (127 mins.)
“ Never seen this but hope to someday.
Remake is a different story. ” - bigrudedogg87
Anna Ivers returns home to her sister Alex after a stint in a mental hospital, though her recovery is jeopardized thanks to her cruel stepmother. Her dismay quickly turns to horror when she is visited by ghastly visions of her dead mother. (87 mins.)
“ Hated this one. Was not scary at all and
was just too stupid as hell and boring as
hell. Can't believe I wasted my money
on this piece of *beep* movie, well I could of
spended it on something better.
This is why damn Hollywood needs to leave
the Asian horror films alone.
Hollywood use to be better back in the days
but now they suck ass. Only a handful
of good movies come out these days.
I don't know why they keep remaking them
but why not just *beep* showed them
in are theaters near us? So we the American
going movie Audience could discover these films
on the big screen and know about them.
Most of us movie crowds, come
in to see these *beep* remakes of Asian
horror films and thinking they're original
made because I guess so Hollywood
pretend to be original by ripping off
someone else's work from other countries
and make us look like idiots. Plus ripping
us off for our money. You *beep* *beep*
Maybe the only horror remakes of Asian
films I actually enjoyed was The Ring(which
kick started it), The Grudge and Alexandre
Aja's Mirrors(which I didn't know was a remake
from South Korea called Into the Mirror, which I
still haven't seen but this one was pretty good)
That's about it.
Just stop...please just
stop remaking cult American horror films
and Asian horror films. You pricks have
nothing better to do but ruin people's
masterpieces and imagination. ” - bigrudedogg87
A Phoenix secretary embezzles $40,000 from her employer's client, goes on the run, and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother. (109 mins.)
“ A straight up classic that kick started
the slasher film sub-genre.
Here's how they screwed it up in 1998. ” - bigrudedogg87
A young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel, which has terrible secrets of its own. (105 mins.)
“ Just a shot for shot remake which
didn't work and it was lame as hell.
You already knew Norman Bates
was the killer. Made nothing new
and no suspense what so ever.
Had good actors in it but they couldn't
save the film even if they're acting was
more impressing than the original.
Sadly not, this film remake should of never
been made and was just a rip off on the
I'm sorry Vince Vaughn? What the *beep*
were they thinking? He's a good actor
and all, funny sometimes but he just
wasn't right for the role, it didn't seem
to fit him.
Hey.. it's the Swingers guy or Wedding
Crashers guy or the Old School dude
playing Norman Bates. Just *beep* stupid.
Anthony Perkins was way better
in the role and God rest his soul.
He most of been rolling in his grave
when he heard the Swingers clown
was taking his role for the remake. ” - bigrudedogg87
Two groups of people discover evidence that suggests spirits may be trying to invade the human world through the Internet. (118 mins.)
“ Haven't seen this yet. ” - bigrudedogg87
When their computer hacker friend accidentally channels a mysterious wireless signal, a group of co-eds rally to stop a terrifying evil from taking over the world. (90 mins.)
“ Saw this and it sucked balls big time.
That's why like I said before *beep*
Hollywood needs to stay away from
the Asian horror films but they won't.
Those *beep* will do anything
for a fast buck.
The only good thing about this crappy film
which is sadly they had the legendary
Brad Dourif in it but only in a small cameo
part. Probably was a good thing because
I don't think he could saved this diarrhea
of a movie. ” - bigrudedogg87
A masked killer stalks four teenagers, responsible for the accidental death of a little girl six years earlier, at their high school's senior prom. (92 mins.)
“ This cult early 80s slasher film was made fine
and why would they go on to remake in 2008?
Make it rated PG-13?
Because Hollywood has they're
head up they're fat asses.
Top of that, we still haven't got a two disc special
edition of this classic, which really sucks.
You would think when the *beep* remake came
out, they would of giving us a brand new transfer
quality and a *beep* load of features. But sadly,
that never happened. Yeah, they re-released
on dvd but it doesn't have *beep* on it but
bare-bones like the other ones they came
out with for years now. Especially nowadays
I don't see a future for a two disc special edition
for Prom Night 1980 anytime soon. It's sad but true.
Until than, I hope they prove me wrong, I really do. ” - bigrudedogg87
Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends. (88 mins.)
“ Here's this turd-fest I was talking about.
And it's not even worth mentioning.
That's how terrible it is. ” - bigrudedogg87
Night of the Living Dead
There is panic throughout the nation as the dead suddenly come back to life. The film follows a group of characters who barricade themselves in an old farmhouse in an attempt to remain safe from these flesh eating monsters. (96 mins.)
“ Classic that kick started the
zombie flesh eating sub-genre crazed.
The remake in 1990 was just as
awesome as the original. Tom Savini
really nailed it with his own version
of the classic Romero horror film.
The 2006 3-D film. That *beep*
is another story. ” - bigrudedogg87
“ One of the best horror
remakes from the early 90s. ” - bigrudedogg87
Night of the Living Dead 3D
Both an homage to and a re-imagining of the original 1968 film, this update follows a group of survivors trapped in a farmhouse battling a siege of undead zombies....in 3D! (80 mins.)
“ Good God, what the bloody hell, were
they smoking on after they made this
waste basket? Why was Sid Haig in
this? Come on Sid, you're better than that.
You come from the old school film era.
Damn this *beep* movie. This wasn't
really a remake, this was a *beep* disaster.
They should of just left Night of the Living Dead
alone after it was remade perfectly in 1990. ” - bigrudedogg87
A young photographer and his girlfriend discover mysterious shadows in their photographs after a tragic accident. They soon learn that you can not escape your past. (97 mins.)
“ Never seen it but I want to someday. ” - bigrudedogg87
A newly married couple discovers disturbing, ghostly images in photographs they develop after a tragic accident. Fearing the manifestations may be connected, they investigate and learn that some mysteries are better left unsolved. (85 mins.)
“ A big *beep* of a remake. ” - bigrudedogg87
A mother and her 6 year old daughter move into a creepy apartment whose every surface is permeated by water. (101 mins.)
“ Never seen this. I must give this movie
a watch one day when I have the chance. ” - bigrudedogg87
A mother and daughter, still wounded from a bitter custody dispute, hole up in a run-down apartment building. Adding further drama to their plight, they are targeted by the ghost of former resident. (105 mins.)
“ This really sucked. It was very boring
and not scary. Jennifer Connelly, what
were you thinking when you agreed
to this dog-crap? ” - bigrudedogg87
One Missed Call
People mysteriously start receiving voicemail messages from their future selves, in the form of the sound of them reacting to their own violent deaths. (112 mins.)
“ Want to check this out soon. ” - bigrudedogg87
One Missed Call
Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths. (87 mins.)
“ Stupid *beep* remake of course. ” - bigrudedogg87
The House on Sorority Row
After a seemingly innocent prank goes horribly wrong, a group of sorority sisters are stalked and murdered one by one in their sorority house while throwing a party to celebrate their graduation. (91 mins.)
“ Awesome suspenseful and fun kills
slasher film from the early 80s.
Here comes a *beep* remake in 2009. ” - bigrudedogg87
A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer. (101 mins.)
“ The only good thing about this
*beep* horror remake is that it
had good brutal kills but other than
that this movie sucked donkey nuts. ” - bigrudedogg87
When a teenager learns that his next door neighbour is a vampire, no one will believe him. (106 mins.)
“ One of the greatest vampire
horror flicks of all time.
It belongs in every horror collection. ” - bigrudedogg87
After a new neighbor moved into the house next door, Charley discovers that he is an ancient vampire and goes in search for the help of Peter Vincent, a famous "vampire killer" to save his neighborhood from the creature. (106 mins.)
“ *beep* THIS MOVIE! ” - bigrudedogg87