A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? (102 mins.)
“ If your eyes are connected to you brain, then your'll give this one a miss!
25/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
Twin gynecologists take full advantage of the fact that nobody can tell them apart, until their relationship begins to deteriorate over a woman. (116 mins.)
“ Maybe i'm just too dense to understand the subplot or the psychological aspect of the film, but the slow
pace and the tame "horror" left a bitter taste.
2/9/2012 ” - doglover000000
Ice Age: Continental Drift
Manny, Diego, and Sid embark upon another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they explore a new world. (88 mins.)
“ An exhausted fourth installment of the Ice Age franchise. With good bits sparse and far apart, its just a typical childrens animation that hasn't lived up to the very first one!
22/12/2012 ” - doglover000000
Men in Black 3
Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history. (106 mins.)
“ The comedy is sparse, the plot recycled and the sentimentality at the end was pointless. The chemistry between Smith and Brolin is fresh and works well but not entertaining or inventive enough to carry the film to the end!
23/11/2012 ” - doglover000000
A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu. (110 mins.)
“ Tarantino rip off. Self indulgent and non sequitur! Good cast but disappointing finally.
7/12/2012 ” - doglover000000
Paranormal Activity 4
It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in. (88 mins.)
“ Its a weak fourth installment with not much developing from the previous films. However, with an unexpected scene towards the end, its worth the watch if your a fan of the others.
18/10/2012 ” - doglover000000
In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter. (92 mins.)
“ Compared to its predecessor, it doesn't match up. An unnecessary sequel that was slightly saved by Liam Neeson.
11/10/2012 ” - doglover000000
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
A group of high-schoolers invite Mandy Lane, an innocent, desirable girl, to a weekend party on a secluded ranch. While the festivities rage on, the number of revelers begins to drop mysteriously. (90 mins.)
“ Wow! Who thought by putting a bunch of obnoxious, arrogant teens together would create a sympathetic audience. Clearly Levine is a little confused?! A boring slasher that doesn't stray far from your typical horror!
29/9/2012 ” - doglover000000
A hardened detective in the Flying Squad of London's Metropolitan police. Based on the '70s UK TV show. (112 mins.)
“ An out of date remake of a TV series classic. The cast carries the film well but with every turn predicted its hardly worth the watch!
24/9/2012 ” - doglover000000
In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO. (95 mins.)
“ Yet another CGI dependant thriller that throws out more bullets then facial expressions. A mindless pop-corn adaptation.
15/9/2012 ” - doglover000000
The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed. (83 mins.)
“ Slow moving comedy that the easily offended should miss.
22/05/2012 ” - doglover000000
Survival of the Dead
On an island off the coast of North America, local residents simultaneously fight a zombie epidemic while hoping for a cure to return their un-dead relatives back to their human state. (90 mins.)
“ Another zombie movie that hobbles through on its generic script and unnessary gore.
16/6/2012 ” - doglover000000
A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission. (93 mins.)
“ A film that failed at the first hurdle to engage me. I tedious thriller with an awful lead!
20/05/2012 ” - doglover000000
When a young doctor suspects she may not be alone in her new Brooklyn loft, she learns that her landlord has formed a frightening obsession with her. (91 mins.)
“ Predictable thriller with two recognisable leads. Nothing original or suspenseful. A boring horror! ” - doglover000000
Hostel: Part III
Four men attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas fall prey to the Elite Hunting Club, who are hosting a gruesome game show of torture. (88 mins.)
“ Any originality or cleverness that the first one brought to the genre is completely lost in this third installment like many other horror franchises.
10/6/2012 ” - doglover000000
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Kevin's mother struggles to love her strange child, despite the increasingly vicious things he says and does as he grows up. But Kevin is just getting started, and his final act will be beyond anything anyone imagined. (112 mins.)
“ Thought provoking and intense with an emotional and disturbing perfomance from both Swinton and Miller but slow pacing and patch work flashbacks bore me with arty farty editing.
10/6/2012 ” - doglover000000
During the final days at the Yankee Pedlar Inn, two employees determined to reveal the hotel's haunted past begin to experience disturbing events as old guests check in for a stay. (101 mins.)
“ A slow build up that fails to ignite at the end.
16/6/2012 ” - doglover000000
Soon after moving into their seemingly idyllic new home, a family learns of a brutal crime committed against former residents of the dwelling. (84 mins.)
“ A limp take on Shutter Island with less mystery and suspense. Predictable and disappointing even with the cast!
21/7/2012 ” - doglover000000
Life for a pair of veteran actors gets turned upside down after they meet a brash teenager. (95 mins.)
“ A touching drama if a little odd. Thought provoking and sad yet mediocre and unoriginal.
16/9/2012 ” - doglover000000
A young girl buys an antique box at a yard sale, unaware that inside the collectible lives a malicious ancient spirit. The girl's father teams with his ex-wife to find a way to end the curse upon their child. (92 mins.)
“ With hints of Paranormal Activity and The Exorcism inspiring this film, it started of promising but quickly diminishes into a bland, over recycled, generic horror! Shockingly though, the performances weren't half bad!
3/9/2012 ” - doglover000000
The Bourne Legacy
An expansion of the universe from Robert Ludlum's novels, centered on a new hero whose stakes have been triggered by the events of the previous three films. (135 mins.)
“ A standard action thriller that wasn't necessary.
29/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
Following the disappearance of his younger brother Tom, Matthew Ryan tries to put his life and sanity back together. However the past keeps coming back to haunt him. (96 mins.)
“ An anodyne, predictable drama that will quickly "Disappear" from my mind!
25/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
Pearl Harbor follows the story of two best friends, Rafe and Danny, and their love lives as they go off to join the war. (183 mins.)
“ A romanticized war drama with only the last 40 minutes being entertaining and visually compelling.
25/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
The People Under the Stairs
Two adults and a juvenile burglar break into a house occupied by a brother and sister and their stolen children and become trapped. (102 mins.)
“ A weak thriller with an underlined social message. A juvenile horror from Wes Craven.
22/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
When a madman begins committing horrific murders inspired by Edgar Allan Poe
's works, a young Baltimore detective joins forces with Poe to stop him from making his stories a reality. (110 mins.)
“ A Sherlock Holmes type thriller but less fulfilling. With only John Cusack carrying the film along, the relentless story in which a fan imitates the work of an author becomes boring and routined.
12/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
44 Inch Chest
A jealous husband and his friends plot the kidnapping of his wife's lover with the intention of restoring his wounded ego. (95 mins.)
“ It felt like i was being punished more then the "French Lover"! A title that suggests something entirely different to whats been produced. A mix of Richie and Tarantino but not as clever or explosive!
8/8/2012 ” - doglover000000
A local public station gets a new owner. The station becomes a hit, with all sorts of hilarious sight gags and wacky humor. (97 mins.)
“ The songs are enough to keep you entertained but for a full length movie it just doesn't work! A couple humourous parts but too much of "Weird Al".
01/07/2012 ” - doglover000000
The Glass House
An orphaned teenager is taken in by a Malibu couple but discovers they aren't the caring friends they seemed to be. (106 mins.)
“ With the synopsis giving any suspense away, the film is left with a story that's easily predicted and ruined from the start.
19/6/2012 ” - doglover000000
A salvage crew that discovers a long-lost 1962 passenger ship floating lifeless in a remote region of the Bering Sea soon notices, as they prepare to tow it back to land, that strange things happen. (91 mins.)
“ It clutches at the strong beginning and then sinks with the ship!
10/6/2012 ” - doglover000000
The New Daughter
A single father moves his two children to rural South Carolina, only to watch his daughter exhibit increasingly strange behavior. (108 mins.)
“ A promising story that starts of like any other cliche horror and ends with no revelations. An unoriginal, recycled, suspenseless movie with a pretenious kid and a boring father.
19/05/2012 ” - doglover000000
After his wife is assaulted, a husband enlists the services of a vigilante group to help him settle the score. Then he discovers they want a 'favor' from him in return. (105 mins.)
“ Not exactly a bad premise for a film. I mean, how far would you go for Justice? But the acting isn't brilliant! And the lack mystery and suspense just leaves a mindless action film. Another Xander Berkeley film to cross off the list.
11/05/2012 ” - doglover000000
Trapped in a London subway station, a woman who's being pursued by a potential attacker heads into the unknown labyrinth of tunnels beneath the city's streets. (85 mins.)
“ Re Watched 29/4/2012
An undeveloped, rentless horror that provides nothing in the way of originality or even a solid script! ” - doglover000000
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy. (91 mins.)
“ One of the most, disturbingly gross films that doesn't actually go anywhere until 40 minutes into the film! A pretty dyer film that makes me wonder what things are going through Tom Six mind!
27/4/2012 ” - doglover000000
A sixteen-year-old girl who was raised by her father to be the perfect assassin is dispatched on a mission across Europe, tracked by a ruthless intelligence agent and her operatives. (111 mins.)
“ "Modern day Leon" was one of the reviews that propelled me to rent this movie! However, i'm thoroughly disappointed. A boring, unmemorable, and unsatisfying film which leaves a few holes unanswered!
21/04/2012 ” - doglover000000
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (131 mins.)
“ I only went to see this film for Skarsgard and Neeson and as they were hardly in it, i was left with an unlikeable lead followed by a pointless Rihanna and an overused, predictable script! The premise of the film isn't entirely bad (working along the lines of a popular boardgame) but over a 2 hr film with nowhere they could actually go left for boring viewing!
18/04/2012 ” - doglover000000
The Devil Inside
In Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism. (83 mins.)
“ Another dumb ass film to add to the ongoing paranormal, devil possessed genre! A generic, predictable, exorcist movie that pulls the same punches as all the others! I wouldn't waste your time! ” - doglover000000
The Hunger Games
Katniss Everdeen voluntarily takes her younger sister's place in the Hunger Games, a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death. (142 mins.)
“ A well recieved film that i didn't understand the hype that surrounds it! Hopefully the follow up films are better, however, with a slow beginning and undeveloped backgrounds on the characters leaves me a little confused (Especially as i'm yet to read the books). A great cast with extraordinary scenes but nothing that engages me. ” - doglover000000
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
A young girl sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend believes that she has released creatures from a sealed ash pit in the basement of her new home. (99 mins.)
“ A rather dull horror that apart from the beginning, held nothing to scare or cringe at! A pretty decent cast if not a little whiney from Bailee Madison but nothing to get excited about.
19/02/2012 ” - doglover000000
Vanishing on 7th Street
The population of Detroit has almost completely disappeared, but a few remain. As daylight disappears they realize that the Dark is coming for them. (92 mins.)
“ Theres something intriqueing about this movie but with few questions answered, your'll be left bewildered! A post-apocalyptic horror that left me thinking that perhaps it was "Adam and Eve" at the end?
4/02/2012 ” - doglover000000
Baby's Day Out
Baby Bink couldn't ask for more; he has adoring (if somewhat sickly-sweet) parents, he lives in a huge mansion... (99 mins.)
“ A predictable 90s slapstick comedy that can keep under 5s entertained but bore the rest! ” - doglover000000
A Jewish homicide detective investigates a seemingly minor murder and falls in with a Zionist group as a result. (102 mins.)
“ A boring, self loathing film that obviously didn't hit the mainstream world of movies. Joe Mantegna was great but the script seemed to rushed. ” - doglover000000
Healthcare professionals, government officials and everyday people find themselves in the midst of a worldwide epidemic as the CDC works to find a cure. (106 mins.)
“ A realistic concept that can plague the minds of all that see however, without even needing to watch the film, you already know how the film will pan out! An all star cast but a slow paced thriller.
29/10/2011 ” - doglover000000