Zombie Movies that won't be in my Collection

Zombie films that are NO-FUN, Aren't really Zombie movies or are just too horrible I give a brief description.
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1.
The Dead (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An American mercenary, the sole survivor of a plane crash, has to run the gauntlet across Africa, battling with the living dead. (105 mins.)
“ Too depressing and hopeless. A Zombie plague in Africa with all the other Ebola and River blindness plagues. It's all you can do just to survive as it is Day in Day out in Africa now add the Zombies Survival element.
SCENE; A survivor is walking down a dark unlit tunnel, he only knows a Zombie is approaching him because of the sounds of the flies buzzing around the zombie as it gets closer. ” - yeodawg
 
2.
Pontypool (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A psychological thriller in which a deadly virus infects a small Ontario town. (93 mins.)
Director: Bruce McDonald
“ Too spooky, the whole plot of the Zombie movie is discovering how you can avoid it or stop it. In this one you can't. They never got around to saying how it was spread.

SCENE; They do a run-down of people who were infected killed thier families friends and neighbors then infected others who went onto to kill and infect. The image of the future Zombies smiling on their front lawns and driveways with their families around them as the narrator explains how A killed B then C is creepier than them showing how it happened. ” - yeodawg
 
3.
[REC] 3: Genesis (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A couple's wedding day turns horrific as some of the guests start showing signs of a strange illness. (80 mins.)
Director: Paco Plaza
“ A disapointing Zombie film a sadly disapointing prequel to the [REC] franchise.

C'MON MAN; The Million dollar wedding reception ballroom scene. An uncle gets infected, infects his wife, then we go down in the caverns, the bowels of the building chasing after the bride. Instead of staying top level with the Wedding party watching each one to infect one. An hour later we return to the Ball-Room, and there's still un-infected bridesmaids running around screaming with their dresses hiked up and their shoes in the hands. Really where have they been the last hour. The band couldn't fight the Zombies off using their mike stands, but the bridesmaids found the will and way to survive this long. ” - yeodawg
 
4.
The Dead Matter (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Tells the story of a vampire relic with occult powers that falls into the hands of a grief-stricken young woman who will do anything to contact her dead brother. (90 mins.)
Director: Edward Douglas
“ This movie has everything you want in a Movie. Vampires, Sabre wielding Vampire hunters, Zombies taking over a town, plus over the hill actors, zombie film legends prancing around. however it's just a bad film, skip it.

Scene; no memorable scene I can think of. ” - yeodawg
 
5.
Slayer (2006 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
An elite commando squad led by longtime soldier buddies Hawk and Grives run afoul of lethal and powerful vampires in a South American rain forest... (88 mins.)
Director: Kevin VanHook
“ Casper Van Diem and the Big Black Guy from Underworld lead a commando squad into Central America. they discover it inhabited by vampires. They then go back to America and return with wooden stakes.

C'MON MAN; They were wearing equipment from the Grenada invasion, at a time we were in Iraq and Afghanistan. They literally came back with bandolers of broomstick handle size wooden stakes. They couldn't steal a couple guns from Starship Troopers? or Underworld? ” - yeodawg
 
6.
Bloodsuckers (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Intergalactic vampire hunters. "Buffy" meets "Star Trek" in a "Mad Max" world. (99 mins.)
“ Another HORRIBLE sci-fi CHANNEL MOVIE. MichaeL Ironside is in it. Instead of Aliens, Vampires rules space and battle man.

C'MON MAN; In one scene they had a rogues galleries of all the different vampires basically actors with potato sacks over their face. ” - yeodawg
 
7.
The Thirst: Blood War (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Will is a hippie college student who finds himself in the middle of a battle between vampires and a... (96 mins.)
Director: Tom Shell
“ The cover is a LIE. Fratboys turn into Vampires and Rape and mistreat the women on campus as per usual. An infected bro fights back. But unlike the cover there will be no all out war between Samurai Sword wielding VAMPS against Machine gun wielding Vamps.

Scene; Vampire hunting monks arrive the gregoriouse one tells Cohorts to keep one alive for interrogation. He then kills one and says "Not this one!" ” - yeodawg
 
8.
Last Rites (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In Los Angeles, a meteor bringing some sort of disease falls on a group of homeless and turns them into flesh eater zombies... (90 mins.)
Director: Duane Stinnett
“ DEAD HEIST did it better.

As an undercover deal between police and gang-bangers goes down in an abandoned warehouse, a meteor Strike turns the homeless into Zombies that attack the warehouse.

Scene; I've watched it 3 times and don't remember a scene from it. They dealt with one gang but forgot a different gang had a deal and they come crashing in with a van killing one of the cops. ” - yeodawg
 
9.
Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood! (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
In the wake of a solar flare of unusual properties, a mismatched group of inner-city survivors must put aside their animosity to escape a Los Angeles now free of gang-bangers, but infested instead with blood-sucking zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Thunder Levin
“ Dead Heist and gangs of the Dead did it better.

C'MON MAN; I take Zombie Movies seriously they don't. They have a black slang talking Asian Gangster boss, with Jungle Fever. ” - yeodawg
 
10.
Survival of the Dead (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
On an island off the coast of North America, local residents simultaneously fight a zombie epidemic while hoping for a cure to return their un-dead relatives back to their human state. (90 mins.)
“ It started of cool with the dirty National Guardsman from previous movies but then they landed on this island where the Hatfields and McCoys are battling over their infected family members.

Scene; Any other George A. Romero film. ” - yeodawg
 
11.
Sugar Hill (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
When her boyfriend is murdered by gangsters, Sugar Hill decides not to get mad, but BAD! She entreats... (91 mins.)
Director: Paul Maslansky
“ When you summon the dead to seek vengeance, they're not Zombies they're ghouls. ” - yeodawg
 
12.
Insane in the Brain (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Funky pheromones from a nearby whorehouse awakes the living dead, who rise from the grave seeking oral gratifying BRAINZZZ!!... (78 mins.)
Director: Chad Hendricks
“ A modern day Zombie film made to look like a Starskie and Hutch episode. Only problem is Vampire and Zombie films in the 70's sucked.

Scene; A Zombie approaches a pimp for brains, he tells him to hook up with one of his girls they'll top you off. That joke only goes so far and can't last a whole movie. ” - yeodawg
 
13.
Doghouse (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A group of men head to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce; when they get there, though, they discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals. (89 mins.)
Director: Jake West
“ Misoganistic Trifling crap, so all women are out to drink you're blood and rip out your still beating heart and eat it right in front of you. The men are all in uniforms, the women are all in sexy negligee. These zombies won't die, shoot them in the head, decapitate them they keep coming back. ” - yeodawg
 
14.
Vampire Killers (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (86 mins.)
Director: Phil Claydon
“ Another Misogansitic trifling Crap, more slap-stick than scary.

C'MON MAN; A guy showers a vampire in Holy-Water until all that's left is her Silicone Implants. ” - yeodawg
 
15.
Zombie Wars (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Fifty years after a world-wide zombie epidemic had begun, a small group of rebel soldiers learn that... (80 mins.)
Director: David A. Prior
“ It starts off as a Zombie Apocalypse buddy film that quickly muddels into a human slaves to the Zombie film. Zombies bite and infect without abandoned, the minute they start enslaving they're either mutants or Aliens.

C'MON MAN; The buddies return to base camp, the camp is immediatly set upon by the mutant horde. What you ever here of a guard tower and look outs, bro. ” - yeodawg
 
16.
Aaah! Zombies!! (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Turning the zombie film on its head, this film is an oddball comedy from the perspective of the brain munching monsters themselves. (90 mins.)
Director: Matthew Kohnen
“ A slap-stick Zom-Comedy or Zom-Rom-Com.
I watch Zombie films to watch a band of Survivors fight off the horde with Machetes and Machine guns. ” - yeodawg
 
17.
Zombie Nation (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge. (81 mins.)
Director: Ulli Lommel
“ Not a Zombie movie a ghoul Zombie. ” - yeodawg
 
18.
American Zombie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Pic documents the daily lives of a small community of the living deceased who make their home in Los Angeles. (90 mins.)
Director: Grace Lee
 
19.
Tokyo Zombie (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A horror-comedy manga feature about two blue-collar factory workers (who happen to be jiu-jitsu experts) dealing with a ravenous, flesh-eating zombie uprising in Tokyo. (103 mins.)
Director: Sakichi Satô
“ The Japanese don't get what a Zombie film is about ” - yeodawg
 
20.
Plaga zombie: Zona mutante (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Three survivors of a zombie outbreak (caused by an alien virus) intercepted by the authorities and thrown straight back into the now quarantined town... (101 mins.)
“ A bunch of unwatchable freaks Luche Libre the Zombie Apocalypse. ” - yeodawg
 
21.
Bloodlust Zombies (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A military weapons manufacturer creates a chemical weapon that causes victims to become blood-lusting killers. A lab accident causes the building to go into lock-down and the employees are trapped inside with the crazed killers. (80 mins.)
Director: Dan Lantz
“ Funny film glad I watched but the trapped in a building with Zombies has been done better and funnier. ” - yeodawg
 
22.
Zombie Diaries 2 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Three months have passed since a viral outbreak wiped out 99.9% of the world's population, turning its victims into flesh-eating living dead... (88 mins.)
“ Actually a pretty good film, but depressing. ” - yeodawg
 
23.
Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Vampires fighting zombies. (85 mins.)
Director: Vince D'Amato
“ The Zombie Apacolypse has happened and a family grabs the compact sta-wa and tries to flee the infected zone. They pick-up a young woman who leads them to an abandoned school to hide out from the Zombies. But it's inhabitated by school-girl lesbians.

The problem is the ending credits show a better zombie film than the one you just watched. They show the family fighting off the undead as they surround the house and come in the front door. They also show a sunglass and trench coated douche with a Samurai sword who they call the Zombie slayer. That's what I wanted to see.

C'MON MAN; They run into a lone guardsman in full gasmask gear standing his post at roadblock. They walk up to him pull his mask off and we see his Zombie make-up is play-doh ” - yeodawg
 
24.
Die-ner (Get It?) (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Ken is a wandering and unassuming serial killer who enters a forsaken and empty diner during the graveyard shift... (75 mins.)
Director: Patrick Horvath
 
25.
Johnny Sunshine Maximum Violence (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The Sprawl, a seedy underworld of exploitation, violence, and zombies. In this maze of alleyways and speakeasies life is cheap... (78 mins.)
Director: Matt Yeager
“ Some twisted s&m sick *beep* you get off watching some skinney chick stab a fat dude in the gut, here you have it. ” - yeodawg
 
26.
Beneath the Surface (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Truth is a virtue one cannot cover up. Set behind the idyllic neighborhoods of Orange County, Ethan... (90 mins.)
Director: Blake Reigle
“ The dead girl did it better ” - yeodawg
 
27.
Helldriver (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Stilling reeling from the events of a zombie apocalypse, a young woman, along with a group of allies, makes her way across a dystopian Japan in search of her mother, the Zombie Queen. (117 mins.)
“ Japanese ruin another zombie film, they just don't get it ” - yeodawg
 
28.
Dead & Deader (2006 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After he's bitten by a scorpion carrying a zombie virus, a tough soldier survives the infection, becoming only half zombie. Once back in the US, he finds himself fighting his former comrades in arms, all of whom are turning into zombies! (89 mins.)
Director: Patrick Dinhut
“ Sci-fi channel ruins another genre. ” - yeodawg
 
29.
Edges of Darkness (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Three interconnected tales of terror set against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse. (87 mins.)
“ Religiously Spooky film. ” - yeodawg
 
30.
Undead or Alive: A Zombedy (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Elmer Winslow is a soldier on the run from the Union Army, and Luke Budd is a cowboy with a broken heart. When the two misfits rob the corrupt sheriff of an old west town, they have no idea that a plague of zombies is sweeping the country, or that Geronimo's sexy niece may be their only hope of survival. (91 mins.)
“ The Zombies don't die, and there's no nudity. ” - yeodawg
 
31.
Raiders of the Damned (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
Their bodies are rotting corpses, but their minds are still hideously alive! In the final days of World War III... (90 mins.)
Director: Milko Davis
“ Zombies with mid-evil level technology, are waging war against Viet-Nam era technology humans.

C'MON MAN; A helicopter which consists of xmas lights strewn inside a DJ booth flies over the Zombie forest. The Zombies wearing Skelator masks try and bring it down with catapaults. Zumbies aren't about masks it's about the make-up. ” - yeodawg
 
32.
Versus (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
There are 666 portals that connect this world to the other side. These are concealed from all human beings. Somewhere in Japan exists the 444th portal.... The forest of resurrection. (119 mins.)
“ The cover says it all, Gangstas stand their shooting and slashing the undead that keep jumping out from the ground. this isn't a Zombie movie it's just target practice.

C'MON MAN; The Gangsters take a hench-man out to execute him when the Undead spring up on them. Same scene the rest of the movie. ” - yeodawg
 
33.
Oneechanbara: The Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In the year 20XX a mysterious scientist discovers a way to bring back the dead . . . only it turns one town into a zombie-infested hellhole... (80 mins.)
Director: Yôhei Fukuda
“ It starts off as a fun ZOMBIE movie too watch. You got nudity and three hot Zombie slayers. The problems is the Zombies can't be slayed. They have a chain wrapped around thier neck that stops the Sexy Samurai Slayers.
C'MON MAN; A couple (chunky wife) knowing full well decide to get buck naked and freaky-deaky in an abandoned hanger locker room. Without taking any precautions and Zombie comes in and gets both.
C'MON MAN 2; We get to a laboratory hospital where the Zombies are churned out from, they're all look and are the same. Unbitten grey skinned messy hair green parka and chain around neck. ” - yeodawg
 
34.
Doomsday Book (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The First Chapter of The Anthology Film- In A Brave New World, a mysterious virus brings the city to ruins and zombies flood the streets of Seoul... (115 mins.)
“ Zombies find love during the outbreak. A haranged son gets revenge on his over-Baring family after becoming a zombie. Lots of religiouse references apparently we ate from the tree of knowledge and that is what caused this. ” - yeodawg
 
35.
Little Witches (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A group of girls at a Catholic boarding school get mixed up in the occult. (90 mins.)
Director: Jane Simpson
“ Remember that funny girls get revenge on their tormentors through WitchCraft movie "THE CRAFT". Well eventhough this movie has one of it's stars on the cover it aint nothing like it. ” - yeodawg
 
36.
Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The remaining survivors of pan-global epidemic face a race against time to find a cure before they succumb to its zombie-inducing effects... (110 mins.)
Director: Niki Drozdowski
“ If you see the cover, it's a lie!! Although this was a very interesting Zombie flick and well done to well done. There is no scene where the hero machetes his way thru a throng of Zombies. And that's just the problem. No barricading, no scavenging. ” - yeodawg
 
37.
Survival of the Dead (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
On an island off the coast of North America, local residents simultaneously fight a zombie epidemic while hoping for a cure to return their un-dead relatives back to their human state. (90 mins.)
 
38.
The Returned (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
In a post-zombie world, where the infected live normal lives, their retroviral drug is running out. (98 mins.)
Director: Manuel Carballo
 
39.
Warm Bodies (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
After a highly unusual zombie saves a still-living girl from an attack, the two form a relationship that sets in motion events that might transform the entire lifeless world. (98 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Levine