Dangermouse's Personal Hitlist

Movies I plan on tackling on my bad movie riff show at blip.tv/dangerriffs
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1.
Fred: The Movie (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
This is the story of Fred as he goes through a weekend trying to find how to get Judy to fall in love with him. He has to deal with Kevin bulling him and various problems trying to get Judy to come over to his house. (81 mins.)
Director: Clay Weiner
 
2.
Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Fred's life becomes like a horror movie: his favorite music teacher is missing and all suspicions point to her replacement... (84 mins.)
 
3.
Fred 3: Camp Fred (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Schools out and Fred Figglehorn's dreams of water slides, Clydesdales and waffle bars turn to nightmares of gruel and poisonous berries when his mom signs him up to the wrong camp! (81 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Judge
 
4.
Nukie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
An alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government. (95 mins.)
 
5.
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get home to Chewie's family to celebrate Life Day, which includes various forms of entertainment. (97 mins.)
Director: Steve Binder
 
6.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
 
7.
The Legend of the Titanic (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme. (84 mins.)
 
8.
Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Two anti-terrorist agents are assigned to free a busload of American schoolchildren in the Philippines who are taken hostage by terrorists. (94 mins.)
Director: Emmett Alston
 
9.
Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A lightning bolt strikes the grave of Bruce Lee. However, that is as much as Bruce Lee has to do with it... (95 mins.)
Director: Doo Yong Lee
 
10.
The Clones of Bruce Lee (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Bruce Lee has just died, but the BSI is swinging into action to salvage the situation. Aided by the brilliant Professor Lucas... (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Kong
 
11.
Heil Honey I'm Home! (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In Berlin, 1938, Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun have a love-hate relationship with their Jewish neighbours in this bizarre spoof of 'fifties American sitcoms. (30 mins.)
 
12.
Gayniggers from Outer Space (1992 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men "oppressed" by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society. (26 mins.)
Director: Morten Lindberg
 
13.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
 
14.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
15.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
 
16.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
17.
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
 
18.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
19.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, and end up getting trapped there because it's been taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
20.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
21.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
 
22.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
 
23.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
 
24.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
25.
Bio-Dome (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year. (88 mins.)
Director: Jason Bloom
 
26.
Pledge This! (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house. (91 mins.)
 
27.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to... (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
 
28.
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A high school kid (Sumpter) develops an addiction to Internet porn so intense that it begins to destroy his life and tear his family apart. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom McLoughlin
 
29.
Cop Out (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Jimmy's rare baseball card is robbed. Since it's his only hope to pay for his daughter's upcoming wedding, he recruits his cop partner Paul to track down the robber, a memorabilia-obsessed gangster. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
 
30.
Cyberbully (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A teenager is subjected to a campaign of bullying by classmates through a social networking site. (120 mins.)
Director: Charles Binamé
 
31.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
 
32.
Perfect (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A female aerobics instructor meets a male reporter doing a story on health clubs, but it isn't love at first sight. (115 mins.)
Director: James Bridges
 
33.
Barb Wire (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Post-apocalyptic remake of Casablanca set in a sleazy nightclub. (98 mins.)
Director: David Hogan
 
34.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity (86 mins.)
 
35.
Mac and Me (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A Mysterious Alien Creature (MAC) trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
 
36.
White Cannibal Queen (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A man who lost an arm and his family to a tribe of cannibals returns ten years later to bring back his teenager daughter, only to find that she grew up into a beautiful blonde woman who became the cannibals' queen. (90 mins.)