The top-35 best roles for Sven-Ole Thorsen

This is not a list about the movies themselves, but rather a list about the greatest roles (ie. best lines, most scenes, greatest action-sequences, biggest impact, etc) for the legendary Danish actor/stuntman Sven-Ole Thorsen.
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1.
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
An alien "policeman" arrives on Earth to apprehend a renegade of his own race who impregnates a woman with a potentially destructive mutant embryo. (90 mins.)
Director: Damian Lee
“ His only really BIG role, as the main villain in this hilarious sci-fi B-movie. Superb. ” - KnatLouie
 
2.
Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future (1987 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A group of guerilla fighters battle the evil machine forces that dominate a future Earth. (30 mins.)
“ His biggest (and only) recurring role in a tv-series, many funny lines & fights. ” - KnatLouie
 
3.
The Viking Sagas (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
The film chronicles a long-ago time when men relied not on their intellect to make points, but on their swords... (83 mins.)
Director: Michael Chapman
“ Sven giving the performance of his life, as a legendary wise and strong viking hero. Romance too! ” - KnatLouie
 
4.
No Exit (1995 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Professor John Stoneman Teaches at the local university. John philosophy is to prevent violence and handle any situation without hurting anybody... (96 mins.)
Director: Damian Lee
“ As the toughest and very unsympathetic villain, gets many amusing lines, lots of hardcore fights. ” - KnatLouie
 
5.
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to avenge his tribe and his parents whom were slain by an evil sorcerer and his warriors when he was a boy. (129 mins.)
Director: John Milius
“ Sven-Ole and Arnie's great American debut, see them battle medieval style, in their physical prime. ” - KnatLouie
 
6.
The Running Man (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A wrongly convicted man must try to survive a public execution gauntlet staged as a game show. (101 mins.)
“ The guys exchange words during a futuristic deathmatch, great movie with a hilarious oneliner from Sven. ” - KnatLouie
 
7.
Best of the Best 4: Without Warning (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A group of Russian mobsters have stolen a huge supply of paper for printing U.S. currency, and are now flooding the market with conterfeit bills... (90 mins.)
Director: Phillip Rhee
“ Ok stunts and fighting, with Sven as the bad guy's main henchman. Lots of lines too. ” - KnatLouie
 
8.
The Bad Pack (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Mexican immigrants in a small Texas border town, under attack by a local militia group, hire a band of mercenaries to protect them.
Director: Brent Huff
“ Sven has many lines, many minutes, and he's the bad guy's number one henchman. But the movie is generally kinda dull. ” - KnatLouie
 
9.
Mallrats (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall. (94 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ Silent Sven vs. Jay and Silent Bob, makes his character become a true urban legend as the baddest mallcop in history. ” - KnatLouie
 
10.
The Flash (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A police forensic scientist, Barry Allen, battles crimes as the super-fast superhero "The Flash". (48 mins.)
“ Only 1 episode: "Alpha" (episode 1.20): He plays Cyborg Omega, a bad guy resembling The Terminator! Awesome role, lots of action! ” - KnatLouie
 
11.
Gladiator (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by an emperor's corrupt son, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge. (155 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ Great fighting sequence with Sven and the tigers he trained with, he even won an award for it! Nice helmet too. ” - KnatLouie
 
12.
Kull the Conqueror (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
An barbarian warrior becomes a king when he defeats a king in armed combat and the king's heir conspire to overthrow him and reclaim the throne by resurrecting an evil sorceress. (95 mins.)
Director: John Nicolella
“ Nice to see Sven where he belongs; on the throne! He rules! A couple of good lines, and a swordfight. ” - KnatLouie
 
13.
Hard Target (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A woman hires a drifter as her guide through New Orleans in search of her father, who has gone missing. They discover a deadly game of cat and mouse behind his disappearance in the process. (97 mins.)
Director: John Woo
“ Another strong and silent type, sporting his trademark cigar and a funky shirt to go with his heavy machine-gun. ” - KnatLouie
 
14.
The Sum of All Fears (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
CIA analyst Jack Ryan must thwart the plans of a terrorist faction that threatens to induce a catastrophic conflict between the United States and Russia's newly elected president by detonating a nuclear weapon at a football game in Baltimore. (124 mins.)
“ He get's to choke Ben Affleck with a huge chain, and holds a long evil German speech, pretty cool. ” - KnatLouie
 
15.
The Quick and the Dead (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Lady avenger returns to western town owned by a ruthless gunslinger hosting an elimination tournament. (107 mins.)
Director: Sam Raimi
“ Fun to see Sven in this action-packed modern western, he wears cool duds. But Swede? C'mon. ” - KnatLouie
 
16.
On Deadly Ground (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Mystical martial artist/environmental agent takes on a ruthless oil corporation. (101 mins.)
Director: Steven Seagal
“ Sven is one of Michael Caine's thugs who harass native indians, and gets beat up by Seagal with an ivory stick. ” - KnatLouie
 
17.
The Gristle (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
The Senator needs a Kidney. He's unwilling to wait for one to become available, and has let it be known he is willing to pay top dollar... (93 mins.)
Director: David Portlock
“ Sven gets the final word in this movie, and he looks very tough too, showing great sense of humour and style. ” - KnatLouie
 
18.
George of the Jungle (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A man raised in the jungle by apes falls in love with a wealthy American heiress. (92 mins.)
Director: Sam Weisman
“ A few great lines, with Sven-Ole as a German mercenary hunting monkeys. Looks really cool in this movie too. ” - KnatLouie
 
19.
Timecop: The Berlin Decision (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Twenty years after a set of events, the TEC (Time Enforcement Commission), the agency that makes sure... (81 mins.)
Director: Stephen Boyum
“ Very small nazi-appearance, but hilarious none the less. He looks oddly good in a german uniform. ” - KnatLouie
 
20.
Predator (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior. (107 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ He has a couple of memorable scenes, as a Russian executioner. The 'knock-knock' scene is pure gold though. ” - KnatLouie
 
21.
A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A black detective becomes embroiled in a web of danger while searching for a fortune in missing drug money.During the course of his investigation... (100 mins.)
“ Has a couple of funny lines, reacts to getting a knee to the groin and has a shotgun-shootout. ” - KnatLouie
 
22.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database. (106 mins.)
Director: McG
“ Guaranteed to make you laugh, Sven has five very intense and actionpacked seconds in the film. ” - KnatLouie
 
23.
Nemesis (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Alex, a burned out LA cyborg cop, is forced by commissioner Farnsworth to find his former cyborg partner and lover Jared who's about to deliver sensitive data to cyborg terrorists who wish to wage war against humans. Is he being played? (95 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
“ He's an evil cyborg interrogator, harassing an old lady, and he has a handful of funny lines, but not much screentime. ” - KnatLouie
 
24.
Dead On: Relentless II (1992 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Detective Sam Dietz is paired with a shady FBI agent to track down another serial killer terrorizing Los Angeles. (93 mins.)
“ Has a short but great battle with the bad guy in the beginning, showing his mad karate-skills. ” - KnatLouie
 
25.
In Enemy Hands (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
When American submarine Swordfish is torpedoed the survivors are picked up by a passing German U-boat but an outbreak of meningitis threatens all aboard. (94 mins.)
Director: Tony Giglio
“ Sven shows us all that he's still got both brains and brawn. He also gets to do a stunt where he's on fire. ” - KnatLouie
 
26.
The Rundown (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A tough aspiring chef is hired to bring home a mobster's son from the Amazon but becomes involved in the fight against an oppressive town operator and the search for a legendary treasure. (104 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
“ Neither many minutes nor lines, but he gets a weird CGI-look on his face, and takes a hard fall after being doped. ” - KnatLouie
 
27.
Facade (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A developer sells out his partner so he can be involved in the construction of a major hotel. The wife... (93 mins.)
Director: Carl Colpaert
“ Despite getting very few minutes, Sven-Ole delivers a couple of hilarious lines and sports his trademark cigar. ” - KnatLouie
 
28.
Pink Cadillac (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Skip tracer Tommy Nowak is tracking Lou Ann McGuinn for a bail bondsman in California. Lou Ann is also... (122 mins.)
Director: Buddy Van Horn
“ He's in a lot of scenes, and has a badass line. Plus, compared to all the other scumbag thugs, he's HUGE. ” - KnatLouie
 
29.
Foolish (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Eddie Griffin is Miles Waise, a fast rising nightclub comedian. His life is made difficult by his manager... (84 mins.)
Director: Dave Meyers
“ He has his own ho, smokes cigars (like always), and wears different fancy pimp-jackets throughout the movie. ” - KnatLouie
 
30.
Red Heat (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A tough Russian policeman is forced to partner up with a cocky Chicago police detective when he is sent to Chicago to apprehend a Georgian drug lord who killed his partner and fled the country. (104 mins.)
Director: Walter Hill
“ A cheek-pinching by Arnie, you know that's gotta hurt! Something for the women too: He's wearing a thong. ” - KnatLouie
 
31.
Raw Deal (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A former FBI agent turned small-town sheriff agrees to help the FBI chief infiltrate the Chicago mafia when the FBI chief's son is killed by them. (106 mins.)
Director: John Irvin
“ Only line is a bit obscure, but a cool gun-duel with him and Arnie, plus a couple of closeups saves this one. ” - KnatLouie
 
32.
Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the year 2074 the PinWheel corporation creates a 'almost-human' cyborg Casella Reese, aka. Cash designed... (99 mins.)
“ He sports the trademark cigar, carries a shotgun over his shoulder, and gets kicked by a cyborg-chick! ” - KnatLouie
 
33.
Mind Your Back, Professor (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When a boring collage professor is mistaken for his cousin, he gets into all kinds of trouble, with hilarious results. (87 mins.)
Director: Jens Okking
“ It's his debut, and he looks as young as one could expect. Nothing other than that, though. ” - KnatLouie
 
34.
The Hunt for Red October (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
In November 1984, the Soviet Union's best submarine captain in their newest sub violates orders and heads for the USA. Is he trying to defect or to start a war? (135 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ He can sing in russian too? What can't he do!? (I hope he wasn't dubbed in that scene) ” - KnatLouie
 
35.
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh pursue an arms dealer who is a former LAPD officer. (118 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
“ He got kicked hard in the groin by a woman wearing high heels, ouch! Lets hope he wore a cup. ” - KnatLouie