Worst Films of 2013

The year of 2013 is over. Now it's time to look back at the films that made us hold our noses. Quite a few came out this year and this list will address those films which were just not good. These will be listed by the percentage given by Rotten Tomatoes.com. Enjoy!
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1.
InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy. (83 mins.)
Director: Vince Offer
“ 0%
When you film beats Movie 43, a film considered the worst film of all times, then your film has some serious problems. Without a doubt this is the worst piece of junk of 2013. Congrats! ” - christophershobris
 
2.
Getaway (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
To save his kidnapped wife, Brent Magna must drive at the orders of a mysterious man. (90 mins.)
“ 2%
Selena Gomez's acting talent will always be limited to Wizards of Waverly Place. At least Ethan Hawke has Before Sunrise to fall back on. ” - christophershobris
 
3.
Movie 43 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. (94 mins.)
“ 4%
So bad, it is now called one of the "worst films of all time." And rightfully so, how did all of these big named actors get involved in this mess. When the funniest scene is with Hugh Jackman with nuts on his neck, you've got a problem. ” - christophershobris
 
4.
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. (86 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
“ 4%
After the first film they just kept getting worse as the films went on. I think the 3rd is were I draw the line. ” - christophershobris
 
5.
Battle of the Year (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Battle of the Year attracts all the best teams from around the world, but the Americans haven't won in fifteen years. Dante enlists Blake to assemble a team of the best dancers and bring the Trophy back to America where it started. (110 mins.)
Director: Benson Lee
“ 6% ” - christophershobris
 
6.
Paranoia (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An entry-level employee at a powerful corporation finds himself occupying a corner office, but at a dangerous price: he must spy on his boss's old mentor to secure for him a multi-billion dollar advantage. (106 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
“ 6%
What will Ford do next before Star Wars? ” - christophershobris
 
7.
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. (101 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ 7%
So horrible I can't understand who thought it was necessary to make another Grown Ups when no one liked the first one. Who likes these things? ” - christophershobris
 
8.
The Big Wedding (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding. (89 mins.)
Director: Justin Zackham
“ 7% ” - christophershobris
 
9.
The Host (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about, proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world. (125 mins.)
Director: Andrew Niccol
“ 8%
This movies suffers from what I call "twilightism" an incurable disease where teen romance mixed with paranormal causes severe displeasure amongst people and films. This film suffers from that. ” - christophershobris
 
10.
Runner Runner (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When a poor college student who cracks an online poker game goes bust, he arranges a face-to-face with the man he thinks cheated him, a sly offshore entrepreneur. (88 mins.)
Director: Brad Furman
“ 8% ” - christophershobris
 
11.
A Haunted House (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Tiddes
“ 10% ” - christophershobris
 
12.
After Earth (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help. (100 mins.)
“ 11%
I have totally given up on M. Night, I was going in to this actually expecting it to be good, and all that got torn apart. I thought that M. Night was going to make up for The Last Airbender and The Happening, this was his chance and he blew it. What a shame.
But he isn't the only problem. I hate now that Will Smith is shoving his son into our faces who we at this point don't care about. Jaden Smith is not as good of an actor as Will is. ” - christophershobris
 
13.
Officer Down (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When a cop's crooked past comes back to get him, can he do the right thing, or will he succumb to the threats of his dangerous connections? (98 mins.)
Director: Brian A Miller
“ 11% ” - christophershobris
 
14.
Safe Haven (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young woman with a mysterious past lands in Southport, North Carolina where her bond with a widower forces her to confront the dark secret that haunts her. (115 mins.)
“ 12% ” - christophershobris
 
15.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
When her mother disappears, Clary Fray learns that she descends from a line of warriors who protect our world from demons. She joins forces with others like her and heads into a dangerous alternate New York called the Shadow World. (130 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
“ 12% ” - christophershobris
 
16.
R.I.P.D. (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and tries to find the man who murdered him. (96 mins.)
“ 13%
Does no one ever mention Kevin Bacon anymore. Despite this film being so horrible, at least Bacon was good.
I feel bad for Bridges who rebuilt his career with True Grit, with this he knocks it right back down again. Reynolds just can't seem to find anything good. ” - christophershobris
 
17.
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
John McClane travels to Russia to help out his seemingly wayward son, Jack, only to discover that Jack is a CIA operative working undercover, causing the father and son to team up against underworld forces. (98 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ 14%
A very, very, very huge disappointment. And people questioned whether or not Live Free or Die Hard is a real Die Hard movie. But, after this, Die Hard 4 is a pretty legit movie. Where is John McClane in this? It's just Bruce Willis in an action movie. That and the stupid relationship with his "son", in which we have to deal with. ” - christophershobris
 
18.
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation - creatures called the Naughties - into real Smurfs. (105 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ 14%
I don't think an animation has ever been as bad as this one, or has been as high on my list of the worst films of the year. But, this film deserves it, without a doubt. ” - christophershobris
 
19.
47 Ronin (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A band of samurai set out to avenge the death and dishonor of their master at the hands of a ruthless shogun. (128 mins.)
Director: Carl Rinsch
“ 14% ” - christophershobris
 
20.
Baggage Claim (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Pledging to keep herself from being the oldest and the only woman in her entire family never to wed, Montana embarks on a thirty-day, thirty-thousand-mile expedition to charm a potential suitor into becoming her fiancé. (96 mins.)
“ 14% ” - christophershobris
 
21.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Hansel & Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past. (88 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wirkola
“ 15% ” - christophershobris
 
22.
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
As Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan. (88 mins.)
“ 16% ” - christophershobris
 
23.
A Madea Christmas (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas. (100 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
“ 18% ” - christophershobris
 
24.
Free Birds (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good. (91 mins.)
Director: Jimmy Hayward
“ 18% ” - christophershobris
 
25.
Identity Thief (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity. (111 mins.)
Director: Seth Gordon
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
26.
The Hangover Part III (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When one of their own is kidnapped by an angry gangster, the Wolf Pack must track down Mr. Chow, who has escaped from prison and is on the lam. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
27.
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A young family moves into a historic home in Georgia, only to learn they are not the house's only inhabitants. Soon they find themselves in the presence of a secret rising from underground and threatening to bring down anyone in its path. (101 mins.)
Director: Tom Elkins
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
28.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A young woman travels to Texas to collect an inheritance; little does she know that an encounter with a chainsaw-wielding killer is part of the reward. (92 mins.)
Director: John Luessenhop
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
29.
Romeo & Juliet (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Romeo and Juliet secretly wed despite the sworn contempt their families hold for each other. It is not long, however, before a chain of fateful events changes the lives of both families forever. (118 mins.)
Director: Carlo Carlei
“ 22% ” - christophershobris
 
30.
Justin Bieber's Believe (2013 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
A backstage and on-stage look at Justin Bieber during his rise to super stardom. (92 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
“ 22%
I can wait when he can just go away ” - christophershobris
 
31.
Walking with Dinosaurs 3D (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
See and feel what it was like when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, in a story where an underdog dino triumphs to become a hero for the ages. (87 mins.)
“ 24%
If the dinosaurs didn't talk we may have a very cohesive film. But adding dialog just ruins the beauty of the atmosphere, which this film does wonderfully. I'd say the environment is very much like Avatar, big and beautiful. But ultimately the annoying dialog is what ruins what could have been something breathtaking if done right. A real disappointment. ” - christophershobris
 
32.
Phantom (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
The haunted Captain of a Soviet submarine holds the fate of the world in his hands. Forced to leave his family behind, he is charged with leading a covert mission cloaked in mystery. (98 mins.)
Director: Todd Robinson
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
33.
Planes (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A cropdusting plane with a fear of heights lives his dream of competing in a famous around-the-world aerial race. (91 mins.)
Director: Klay Hall
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
34.
21 & Over (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The night before his big medical school interview, a promising student celebrates his 21st birthday with his two best friends. (93 mins.)
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
35.
Jobs (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The story of Steve Jobs' ascension from college dropout into one of the most revered creative entrepreneurs of the 20th century. (128 mins.)
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
36.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. (110 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
“ 28% ” - christophershobris
 
37.
Charlie Countryman (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
While traveling abroad, a guy falls for a Romanian beauty whose unreachable heart has its origins in her violent, charismatic ex. (103 mins.)
Director: Fredrik Bond
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
38.
Grudge Match (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout -- 30 years after their last match. (113 mins.)
Director: Peter Segal
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
39.
The Family (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard. (111 mins.)
Director: Luc Besson
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
40.
Broken City (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
In a city rife with injustice, ex-cop Billy Taggart seeks redemption and revenge after being double-crossed and then framed by its most powerful figure: Mayor Nicholas Hostetler. (109 mins.)
Director: Allen Hughes
“ 29% ” - christophershobris