Unusually Long Titles

Which is your favorite unusually long title for a movie? It doesn't matter if you've seen the film or not.

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1.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
An insane general triggers a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop. (95 mins.)
Director: Stanley Kubrick
 
2.
David Copperfield (1935)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A gentle orphan discovers life and love in an indifferent adult world. (130 mins.)
Director: George Cukor
 
3.
Love & Anarchy (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
When a friend is murdered by the Facists, a melancholy farmer takes up residence in a Roman brothel as he and an anarchist prostitute plot to assassinate Mussolini. (124 mins.)
“ Original title: Film d'amore e d'anarchia, ovvero 'stamattina alle 10 in via dei Fiori nella nota casa di tolleranza...' ” - penchofifteenpolls
 
4.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Kazakh TV talking head Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson. (84 mins.)
Director: Larry Charles
 
5.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood" is a parody of several U.S... (89 mins.)
Director: Paris Barclay
 
6.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Seven segments related to one another only in that they all purport to be based on sections of the book by David Reuben... (88 mins.)
Director: Woody Allen
 
7.
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
When an English cartographer must tell a Welsh village that their mountain is only a hill, the offended community sets out to change that. (99 mins.)
 
8.
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Sabotage efforts damage an international air race. (138 mins.)
Director: Ken Annakin
 
9.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
 
10.
To Each His Own Cinema (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A collective film of 33 shorts directed by different directors about their feeling about Cinema. (100 mins.)
“ Original title: Chacun son cinéma ou Ce petit coup au coeur quand la lumière s'éteint et que le film commence ” - penchofifteenpolls
 
11.
30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism. (80 mins.)
Director: Craig Moss
 
12.
The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A group of lonely Viking women build a ship and set off across the sea to locate their missing menfolk... (66 mins.)
Director: Roger Corman
 
13.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The makers of this parody of "Night of the Living Dead" took George Romero's classic and wiped the soundtrack clean, then redubbed it with comedic dialogue. (96 mins.)
Director: Lowell Mason
 
14.
Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Georgie Soloway, a pop hit love song writer who cannot love, himself, or others. He spends his days with various women flying his plane... (108 mins.)
Director: Ulu Grosbard
 
15.
Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
The third installment in the Class of Nuke 'em High series takes up where part 2 left off. A giant mutant... (102 mins.)
Director: Eric Louzil
 
16.
Riusciranno i nostri eroi a ritrovare l'amico misteriosamente scomparso in Africa? (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A rich businessman is fed up with work, family, society, and goes with a friend to Africa, in search... (130 mins.)
Director: Ettore Scola
 
17.
A Thousand Peace Clouds Encircle the Sky (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Gerardo, a 17-year old guy has just finished his relationship with Bruno and starts wandering hopeless through the streets of the city... (83 mins.)
 
18.
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Heironymus Merkin screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth and moral decay. (107 mins.)
Director: Anthony Newley
 
19.
Shoot First and Pray You Live (Because Luck Has Nothing to Do with It) (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Tale of vengeance -- outlaw style -- as Red Pierre hunts down legendary gunman Bob McGurk to avenge the murder of his Mother and Father. (110 mins.)
Director: Lance Doty
 
20.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
The film makers take the movie The Brain Wouldn't Die (1962) and wiped the audio clean and dubbed it over with a new, comedic soundtrack. (80 mins.)
Director: James Riffel
 
21.
Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A mother drops her son and husband off at a tropical vacation spot for a little rest and relaxation... (86 mins.)
Director: Richard Quine
 
22.
A True Story (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Mike and Matt own nothing and share everything, including their life's work, a screenplay, which seems to be their only escape from the harsh reality that is the Hollywood machine. (96 mins.)
Director: Malcolm Goodwin
 
23.
I Could Never Have Sex with Any Man Who Has So Little Regard for My Husband (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
In this sex farce, two middle-aged pairs of aspiring swingers rent a summer cottage in Martha's Vineyard... (86 mins.)
Director: Robert McCarty
 
26.
Lick an Apple Like a Pussy: The Movie Stanislawski Never Made (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
As you can see from the title, this underground movie (but "how underground can you be" as the main... (60 mins.)
 
28.
Important Artifacts and Personal Property from the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion, and Jewelry (????)
The four-year relationship of two New Yorkers are chronicled by items sold at an estate auction. Based...
 
29.
Die Antigone des Sophokles nach der Hölderlinschen Übertragung für die Bühne bearbeitet von Brecht 1948 (Suhrkamp Verlag) (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A teenaged girl is executed for going against a king's wishes and honoring her brother's death. (100 mins.)
 
30.
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
From the Pullizer Prize winning play by Paul Zindel, this is the story of Beatrice Hunsdorfer and her daughters... (100 mins.)
Director: Paul Newman
 
31.
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom (1993 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Err, the title is almost a summary itself. Based on the true story of a Texas mom who tries to hire... (99 mins.)
Director: Michael Ritchie
 
32.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Flesh Eating Crawling Alien Zombified Subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A comedic parody of the golden age of television, where episodes of "Bonanza" and "The Andy Griffith... (84 mins.)
Director: James Riffel
 
33.
Marat/Sade (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
In an insane asylum, Marquis de Sade directs Jean Paul Marat's last days through a theater play. The actors are the patients. (116 mins.)
Director: Peter Brook
“ Original title: The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade ” - penchofifteenpolls