my top worst movies of 2013

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1.
After Earth (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help. (100 mins.)
 
2.
47 Ronin (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A band of samurai set out to avenge the death and dishonor of their master at the hands of a ruthless shogun. (128 mins.)
Director: Carl Rinsch
 
3.
The Lone Ranger (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice. (150 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
 
4.
The Host (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about, proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world. (125 mins.)
Director: Andrew Niccol
 
5.
Trance (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
An art auctioneer who has become mixed up with a group of criminals partners with a hypnotherapist in order to recover a lost painting. (101 mins.)
Director: Danny Boyle
 
6.
Apartment 1303 3D (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A modern ghost story which turns a love/hate relationship between mother and daughter into a tale of horror. Some rentals are too good to be true. (85 mins.)
Director: Michele Taverna
 
7.
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A young family moves into a historic home in Georgia, only to learn they are not the house's only inhabitants. Soon they find themselves in the presence of a secret rising from underground and threatening to bring down anyone in its path. (101 mins.)
Director: Tom Elkins
 
8.
Jayne Mansfield's Car (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Alabama; 1969: The death of a clan's estranged wife and mother brings together two very different families. Do the scars of the past hide differences that will tear them apart, or expose truths that could lead to unexpected collisions? (122 mins.)
 
9.
The Counselor (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking. (117 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
 
10.
Emperor (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
As the Japanese surrender at the end of World War II, General Fellers is tasked with deciding if Emperor Hirohito will be hanged as a war criminal. Influencing his ruling is his quest to find Aya, an exchange student he met years earlier in the U.S. (105 mins.)
Director: Peter Webber
 
11.
Arthur Newman (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A story of a man who fakes his own death and assumes a new identity in order to escape his life, who then moves in with a woman who is also trying to leave her past behind. (93 mins.)
Director: Dante Ariola
 
12.
The Fifth Estate (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A dramatic thriller based on real events that reveals the quest to expose the deceptions and corruptions of power that turned an Internet upstart into the 21st century's most fiercely debated organization. (128 mins.)
Director: Bill Condon
 
13.
All Is Lost (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
After a collision with a shipping container at sea, a resourceful sailor finds himself, despite all efforts to the contrary, staring his mortality in the face. (106 mins.)
Director: J.C. Chandor
 
14.
Closed Circuit (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A high-profile terrorism case unexpectedly binds together two ex-lovers on the defense team - testing the limits of their loyalties and placing their lives in jeopardy. (96 mins.)
Director: John Crowley
 
15.
Dark Skies (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
As the Barret family's peaceful suburban life is rocked by an escalating series of disturbing events, they come to learn that a terrifying and deadly force is after them. (97 mins.)
Director: Scott Stewart
 
16.
Phantom (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The haunted Captain of a Soviet submarine holds the fate of the world in his hands. Forced to leave his family behind, he is charged with leading a covert mission cloaked in mystery. (98 mins.)
Director: Todd Robinson
 
17.
Only God Forgives (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Julian, a drug-smuggler thriving in Bangkok's criminal underworld, sees his life get even more complicated when his mother compels him to find and kill whoever is responsible for his brother's recent death. (90 mins.)
 
18.
Upside Down (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Adam and Eden fell in love as teens despite the fact that they live on twinned worlds with gravities that pull in opposite directions. Ten years after a forced separation, Adam sets out on a dangerous quest to reconnect with his love. (109 mins.)
Director: Juan Solanas
 
19.
Welcome to the Punch (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
When a notorious criminal is forced to return to London, it gives a detective one last chance to take down the man he's always been after. (99 mins.)
Director: Eran Creevy
 
20.
Side Effects (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A young woman's world unravels when a drug prescribed by her psychiatrist has unexpected side effects. (106 mins.)
 
21.
The East (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
An operative for an elite private intelligence firm finds her priorities changing dramatically after she is tasked with infiltrating an anarchist group known for executing covert attacks upon major corporations. (116 mins.)
Director: Zal Batmanglij
 
22.
Byzantium (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Residents of a coastal town learn, with deathly consequences, the secret shared by the two mysterious women who have sought shelter at a local resort. (118 mins.)
Director: Neil Jordan
 
23.
The Lords of Salem (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record - a "gift from the Lords". The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town's violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts? (101 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
 
24.
The Numbers Station (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A disgraced black ops agent is dispatched to a remote CIA broadcast station to protect a code operator. Soon, they find themselves in a life-or-death struggle to stop a deadly plot before it's too late. (89 mins.)
Director: Kasper Barfoed
 
25.
Tiger Eyes (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After Davey's father is killed in a hold-up, she and her mother and younger brother visit relatives in New Mexico. Here Davey is befriended by a young man who helps her find the strength to carry on and conquer her fears. (92 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Blume
 
26.
Unfinished Song (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Grumpy pensioner Arthur honors his recently deceased wife's passion for performing by joining the unconventional local choir to which she used to belong, a process that helps him build bridges with his estranged son, James. (90 mins.)
 
27.
Redemption (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Homeless and on the run from a military court martial, a damaged ex-special forces soldier navigating London's criminal underworld seizes an opportunity to assume another man's identity -- transforming into an avenging angel in the process. (100 mins.)
Director: Steven Knight
 
28.
Copperhead (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An Upstate New York family is torn apart during the American Civil War. (120 mins.)
 
29.
Hammer of the Gods (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A young man transforms into a brutal warrior as he travels the unforgiving landscape in search of his long lost brother, Hakan the Ferrocious, whose people are relying on him to restore order to their kingdom. (99 mins.)
 
30.
Stranded (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Four astronauts working at a lunar base suffer a meteor strike that brings an infection that leads to paranoia, fear and death. (84 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
31.
Drift (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
In the 70s two brothers battle killer waves, conservative society and ruthless bikers to kick-start the modern surf industry. (113 mins.)