The Best of the Worst

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1.
Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
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The sole survivor of an ill-fated mining expedition tells how his taste for gold was replaced by that of human flesh. (95 mins.)
Director: Trey Parker
 
2.
The Room (2003)
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Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
 
3.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
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After an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks that he's turning into a vampire. (103 mins.)
Director: Robert Bierman
 
4.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
5.
Zombie Women of Satan (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A travelling group of freaks, headed up by Pervo the Clown, go to a rural farm to take part in a webcast... (85 mins.)
 
6.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
7.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
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Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground. (103 mins.)
Director: Lloyd Kaufman
 
8.
Soul Plane (2004)
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Things get raucously funny aboard the maiden flight of a black-owned airline, thanks to some last-minute passenger additions. (86 mins.)
Director: Jessy Terrero
 
9.
Troll 2 (1990)
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A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
10.
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
 
11.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
12.
Batman & Robin (1997)
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Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
13.
White Chicks (2004)
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Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
 
14.
Catwoman (2004)
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A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
15.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
16.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A young woman who was missing reappears, but she claims to be someone else entirely. (105 mins.)
Director: Chris Sivertson
 
17.
The Postman (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A nameless drifter dons a postman's uniform and bag of mail as he begins a quest to inspire hope to the survivors living in post-apocalyptic America. (177 mins.)
Director: Kevin Costner
 
18.
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously dissapears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse... (83 mins.)
Director: John Fasano
 
19.
The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
An astronaut is transformed into a murderous gelatinous mass after returning from an ill-fated space voyage. (84 mins.)
Director: William Sachs
 
20.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Searching for a cure to Alzheimer's disease, a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the bait, as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back. (105 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
 
21.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002 Video)
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When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. (99 mins.)
Director: David Worth
 
22.
Congo (1995)
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When an expedition to the African Congo ends in disaster, a new team is assembled to find out what went wrong. (109 mins.)
Director: Frank Marshall
 
23.
Werewolves on Wheels (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A biker gang visits a monastery where they encounter black-robed monks engaged in worshipping Satan... (85 mins.)
Director: Michel Levesque
 
24.
Hercules in New York (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Hercules (Schwarzenegger) is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business. (75 mins.)
 
25.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
 
26.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (90 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
 
27.
Cool as Ice (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A rap-oriented remake of "The Wild One", with heavy emphasis on the fact that rap star Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
 
28.
Rawhead Rex (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Ireland will never be the same after Rawhead Rex, a particularly nasty demon, is released from his underground prison by an unwitting farmer. The film follows Rex's cross country rampage, while a man struggles to stop it. (89 mins.)
Director: George Pavlou
 
29.
The Expendables 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat. (103 mins.)
Director: Simon West
 
30.
Mosquito (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A violent massacre caused by human-sized mosquitoes forces the lone survivors to band together in a fight for survival as the mosquitoes continue their onslaught. (92 mins.)
Director: Gary Jones
 
31.
Shock 'Em Dead (1991)
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Martin is a total loser who makes a deal with the devil to become the greatest rock star in the world. (93 mins.)
Director: Mark Freed
 
32.
Abby (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A possession film about a marriage counselor who becomes possessed by a Demon of Sexuality, when her father in law... (89 mins.)
Director: William Girdler
 
33.
Night of the Lepus (1972)
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Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the southwest!! (88 mins.)
 
34.
The Stuff (1985)
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A delicious, mysterious goo that oozes from the earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation, but the tasty treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers who only want to consume more of the strange substance at any cost begin infesting the world. (87 mins.)
Director: Larry Cohen
 
35.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
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The heroic warrior He-Man battles against lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
 
36.
The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
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A rich but racist man is dying and hatches an elaborate scheme for transplanting his head onto another man's body... (91 mins.)
Director: Lee Frost
 
37.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
 
38.
Sand Sharks (2012 TV Movie)
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A shark who swims in sand terrorizes a tropical paradise. (86 mins.)
Director: Mark Atkins
 
39.
Monster Island (2004 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Six friends win a vacation to the Bermuda Triangle and become trapped with only an MTV Crew to help keep them alive. They have to rescue Carmen Electra escape while they all battle the monsters on Monster Island. (120 mins.)
Director: Jack Perez
 
40.
Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A new mega shark threatens to destroy humanity. The government creates an exact robotic copy of the shark, either equal to or greater than the original. Now they must fight to the death while people and whole cities get in the way. (85 mins.)
 
41.
Zombeak (2006 Video)
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On the darkest night of the year, when Satan is allowed free reign to walk the earth, a motley crew... (72 mins.)
Director: Sam Drog
 
42.
Amusement (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Three women are stalked by a killer with a grudge that extends back to the girls' childhoods. (85 mins.)
Director: John Simpson