The worst movies I've ever watched

The worst movies I've ever watched. These are not my least favorite movies (though some will be the same), but the movies that I feel are the worst I've ever seen. All in order with the exception of "Things" and everything after it.

From "300" downward would be 0's if IMDb allowed that rating.
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TV: The Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A celebration of the ever increasing depravity of television in our society-- it's a channel surfing adventure through the most utterly ridiculous spoofed television programming and commercials. (86 mins.)
Director: Sam Maccarone
“ It is exactly like "Movie 43" in plot except it is even worse. There is no talent and no interest in the final product put into this movie. Terrible skits, offensive most of the time, and just insulting to the audience's intelligence. ” - TheSeaLion
Rubber (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. (82 mins.)
Director: Quentin Dupieux
“ It's a celebration of things happening for no reason and it is making a statement about that, but everything happens for a reason so the statement of the movie is therefore false and stupid.

Setting that aside, the movie is pretentious, moronic, boring, lacking in character, filled with forced self-awareness that isn't making a point or joke, and is full of reiterations. ” - TheSeaLion
The Starving Games (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. (83 mins.)
“ Forces in so many references that don't make sense, the majority of the jokes aren't even spoofing the Hunger Games franchise, there wasn't a single funny joke, you can tell that footage kept getting reused, and there is so much obnoxious product placement in this movie. ” - TheSeaLion
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Two siblings visit their grandfather's grave in Texas along with three of their friends and are attacked by a family of cannibalistic psychopaths. (83 mins.)
Director: Tobe Hooper
“ This movie failed in almost every area of film production. There was nothing that separated the characters (if you can even call them that), the acting was bad except for Marilyn Burns who is superb at screaming, the script is nonexistent (everything is repeated multiple times from dialogue to character's actions), certain character motivations make no sense, and the ending is just the dumbest, random, poorly thought out, coincidental, forced, and pointless thing I've ever seen in my life. ” - TheSeaLion
Littleman (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son. (98 mins.)
“ This is quite possibly the most idiotic thing I've ever seen. So, no one can tell that the "baby" is an adult, except for the woman's father who no one believes. Then, whenever the baby does something, it's always Marlon Wayans' character who gets blamed or no one is suspicious, even though there are people watching so it'd be impossible for him to be getting away with anything (car from the police, at the hockey game). Every character is just obnoxious and there isn't a single funny joke in the whole movie. Also, this movie's plot relies on every character being stupid. The parents are stupid for believing the guy to be a baby, the criminals are stupid for attempting the baby plan over just breaking into the house in the middle of the night, the police are stupid for following the stolen car, watching it the whole time, and then thinking the bad guy got away when there was no way it could have happened since they were watching it the whole time, etc. ” - TheSeaLion
A Haunted House 2 (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Tiddes
“ This is honestly the worst spoof movie right after "Movie 43". Nothing in it worked. Though, I doubt that's going to come as a surprise. ” - TheSeaLion
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Three friends stumble upon the horrific origins of a mysterious figure they discover is the root cause of the evil behind unspeakable acts. (97 mins.)
Director: Stacy Title
“ It is easily the dumbest movie ever made, with a stupid title, a stupid villain whose name brings amusement instead of horror and has no rules to abide by, with the dumbest characters ever written into a horror movie, bad acting, and some dumb ideas that propel the story forward. 99.9% of it is dumb and awful (the brother as a character is ok). ” - TheSeaLion
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers. (94 mins.)
Director: Andy Fickman
“ It's a dumb, unfunny, pathetic, painful to watch comedy that follows the checklist that comedy movies like this have to the nth degree. ” - TheSeaLion
Flight World War II (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
After Flight 42 travels through a storm they find themselves in France, 1940, during World war II. (85 mins.)
“ The movie is just ninety minutes of characters with no personality or arcs talking about how their plane has time traveled and talking to a British radio operator. Other than a few minor, tension lacking, aerial fight sequences, nothing else happens. Somehow, the past was different than it was before, which makes no sense. There is a character that is established as being the main villain who might try to take control of the plane, but nothing happens with him. The movie also ends on the pure coincidence of the plane finding another storm anomaly and flying through it. ” - TheSeaLion
Supernatural Activity (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
The world's most beloved illusionist, armed with his team of oxymoron's, embark on the freakiest, most... (92 mins.)
Director: Derek Lee Nixon
“ This movie has no idea what it's trying to be. It's trying to be funny, but it isn't. It's trying to be heartwarming, but it isn't. Then, I don't even know what they were trying to do with the "Inception" reference at the end. ” - TheSeaLion
The Walking Deceased (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
When a police officer wakes up in a hospital to find out he is in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, he will do anything to find his family, even sacrifice Twitter. (88 mins.)
Director: Scott Dow
“ It's not as obnoxiously unfunny as "Supernatural Activity" or "The Starving Games", but the jokes make no sense, it has to rely on a meme for one of its jokes, none of the references or jokes are funny, and it's all around painful to watch. ” - TheSeaLion
The Amazing Bulk (2012 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
Hannah, an ambitious young woman and her father's company struggle to develop a super human serum designed... (76 mins.)
“ I have no idea what this movie was going for and everything about it was bad. The first fifteen minutes were so bad it's funny, but after that it just became annoying and cringe-worthy. ” - TheSeaLion
Eraserhead (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child. (89 mins.)
Director: David Lynch
“ Weird for the sake of weird. There is a thin plot line that is about twenty minutes of the film, and the other hour is just obscure and weird imagery that has no meaning. It's completely worthless. ” - TheSeaLion
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Autobots and Decepticons are at war, with humans on the sidelines. Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth. (149 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ The dialogue, story, camera work, jokes, characters, directing, and even the costume design were beyond terrible. The only good thing is that the effects mostly looked good. ” - TheSeaLion
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
When a diabolical pirate above the sea steals the secret Krabby Patty formula, SpongeBob and his nemesis Plankton must team up in order to get it back. (92 mins.)
“ The meta-story makes no sense, some of the character's act uncharacteristically, the villain's plan is lame, the jokes are unfunny almost every time, the story is poorly thought out, Plankton has a character arc that is immediately tossed out, and the musical numbers are just awful. ” - TheSeaLion
Pokémon 4Ever (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Ash must stop a hunter who forces the mythical Pokémon Celebi to help him destroy a forest. (75 mins.)
“ To put it simply, it is a movie with zero thought or effort put into it because it was being marketed towards children. ” - TheSeaLion
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The Looney Tunes search for a man's missing father and the mythical Blue Monkey diamond. (91 mins.)
Director: Joe Dante
“ I understand that the Looney Tunes are illogical, and I'm fine with that. But then, that illogical frame of mind is forced into the real world where half the time things are logical and half the time they aren't and it just gets frustrating. Then, with this lack of logic in the real world, we're supposed to be worried about the fate of the world when there are no real stakes to it. besides that, the villains plan is stupid and makes no sense, the self-awareness is not for humor but as self-preservation, the comedy is unfunny, the characters are all annoying and unlikable, the progression of the story and the character's actions makes no sense, and the product placement is just baffling. ” - TheSeaLion
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python. (96 mins.)
Director: Andy Sidaris
“ The characters are so forgettable that you question who everyone is and what their role is every time you see them. The dialogue was awful, the pacing was slow, the story made no sense, there were a lot of pointless characters and several pointless subplots. This might be the dumbest movie I've ever watched. Worse movies than this at the very least seem like they have a grasp on what they're doing. This one, not so much. ” - TheSeaLion
Sex Tape (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A married couple wake up to discover that the sex tape they made the evening before has gone missing, leading to a frantic search for its whereabouts. (94 mins.)
Director: Jake Kasdan
“ It has the premise of a thirty minute sitcom episode that is stretched out to thrice the length it should be. ” - TheSeaLion
Trucks (1997 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Based on the short story by Stephen King, this tells the tale of trucks suddenly coming to life and attacking their owners. (95 mins.)
Director: Chris Thomson
“ It's 90 minutes of undeveloped characters stuck in buildings as trucks drive around them. There is no character development, barely any story progression, no scares, and no engaging dialogue to make it worthwhile. ” - TheSeaLion
Iron Man 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy. (124 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ This is literally just a two hour commercial. It does nothing but showboat the upcoming Marvel movies and introduce stuff that can be made into merchandise for the film. I think the only thing that makes it better than these other movies is that it does technically have a plot and themes (no matter how poorly they are done). ” - TheSeaLion
Sausage Party (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A sausage strives to discover the truth about his existence. (89 mins.)
“ It's a mess of a story with a blatant and uncreative social-commentary, the jokes aren't funny and are mostly repetitive, the world's logic lacks any reasoning, the entire movie is just a gimmick with nothing else to it, and the end of the movie with the all-out food orgy is quite possibly the most pathetic attempt to be funny I've ever witnessed in a movie. ” - TheSeaLion
Freddy Frogface (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Life isn't easy for young Victor, who not only has to face a world full of stern grown-ups but also the town bully Freddy Frogface... (78 mins.)
Director: Peter Dodd
“ Horrible animation, the main characters are all unlikable, and the movie is a bunch of repetition. Freddy tries to bully Victor and Victor gets away, there's a pointless child who is around for the same joke every ten minutes, everyone is always blissfully unaware of Freddy's clearly obvious malevolent intentions, etc. ” - TheSeaLion
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Davey Stone, an alcoholic with a criminal record, is sentenced to community service under the supervision of an elderly referee. Davey is then faced with trying to reform and abandon his bad habits. (76 mins.)
Director: Seth Kearsley
“ Unfunny humor, bad songs, ugly animation, painfully blatant product placement, and forced character changes and actions make this movie unbearable and Adam Sandler's worst film. Yes, even worse than "Jack and Jill." ” - TheSeaLion
The Horrid Henry Movie (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Horrid Henry finds himself doing things he never ever thought he'd do, and then some. (93 mins.)
Director: Nick Moore
“ Stupid graphics, bad story line, dumb and unlikable characters, and just an all around awful time watching, "Horrid Henry: The Movie" is inaccurately named because calling this film merely horrid is giving it a compliment. ” - TheSeaLion
Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United (2014 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Iron Man and Captain America battle to keep the Red Skull and his triggerman, Taskmaster, from unleashing an army of Hydra Brutes on the world. (68 mins.)
Director: Leo Riley
“ This was so bad it doesn't even deserve a list of what is wrong with it. ” - TheSeaLion
Foodfight! (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
The evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time. (91 mins.)
“ There are no rules to the universe, the characters are all forgettable, the drama in it is stupid, the comedy in it is bad, there's a lot of sexual innuendos in it, the product placement is abhorrent, and how the villain even takes over doesn't make sense. ” - TheSeaLion
Suicide Squad (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A secret government agency recruits some of the most dangerous incarcerated super-villains to form a defensive task force. Their first mission: save the world from the apocalypse. (123 mins.)
Director: David Ayer
“ Other than Margot Robbie, everything was terrible. The characters lacked consistency and most lacked personality, the story structure was awful, the inclusion of Joker was pointless, the acting transcended awful, Amanda Waller was more villain than anti-hero, the movie's place in the timeline was poorly chosen, some of the characters didn't even do anything, the dialogue was atrocious, the directing was choppy, the editing made the fight sequences confusing, and they all acted like one big family when that never should have been the case. ” - TheSeaLion
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida. (93 mins.)
“ The first two Sharknado movies are so bad they're good. This is so bad that is surpasses being good and is just plain terrible. All of the stupid stuff isn't funny stupid, it's just stupid. All of the actors are terrible with the exception of Frankie Muniz and David Hasselhoff who were the only two who weren't wooden. The cinematography was blurry at times, the directing was awful, the dialogue was atrocious, the characters lacked any characteristics, the thought process behind this movie was non-existent, and what should have been stupidly funny was annoying. ” - TheSeaLion
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival. (94 mins.)
“ Does what "AVP" does, but worse. Throws in too many characters that are not interesting, and keeps piling characters into the group of survivors just to be killed ten seconds later. Horrible writing, bad performances, even the monsters aren't that interesting. ” - TheSeaLion
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Insp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts. (92 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
“ Same problems as the first with more problems piled on. Pointless subplots, pointless characters, still nobody seems to get that Clouseau is this huge, bumbling idiot who should not be trusted as a police officer. Also, Clouseau is the antagonist of the movie. Think about it: he's a sexist, racist, bigoted, arson, who can't be trusted with children who took the real Pink Panther and replaced it with a fake and never told any of his supervisors or anyone else he thought he could trust. Also, him figuring out who the real thief is is based off of a scene that was never shown in the movie.

Just for clarification, I'm not saying that by having Clouseau be all of these things that the movie is supporting nor is racist, sexist, etc. What I am saying is that Clouseau is a failure of a main character and the writers did not know how to use that material to make jokes. ” - TheSeaLion
God's Not Dead 2 (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
When a high school teacher is asked a question in class about Jesus, her response lands her in deep trouble. (120 mins.)
Director: Harold Cronk
“ Like "God's Not Dead," it uses bad drama and cliche characters to make their point in a propaganda styled way. The only difference this time is that the story is illogically stupid, and that there is no reason for the plot because the court case is not about whether god is dead or not, it is about the teacher saying words from the bible verbatim (which is not something a teacher would get fired for unless they were trying to preach in the classroom). ” - TheSeaLion
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
The adventures of writer Newt Scamander in New York's secret community of witches and wizards seventy years before Harry Potter reads his book in school. (133 mins.)
Director: David Yates
“ The movie is designed to be the most confusing and convoluted thing ever, where everything from a mild plot detail to a small character action has to be met by a, "Huh?" The tones and storylines fluctuate so much that there's no clear consensus on what the movie is about or how it should feel. The main villain is a moron, several of the main characters are morons, they are all oblivious to the non magic world around them, and there is terrible writing and storytelling based on lack of information about pure coincidences happening. ” - TheSeaLion
The Mummy (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
An ancient princess is awakened from her crypt beneath the desert, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension. (110 mins.)
Director: Alex Kurtzman
“ Almost every moment of the movie is a, "Huh?" moment, the characters have no personality, the directing is just abominable, the acting is all terrible, the effects look fake, and it lacks fun, excitement, and charm. ” - TheSeaLion
Mr. Magoo (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
The myopic millionaire defeats jewel smugglers in his usual bumbling manner. (87 mins.)
Director: Stanley Tong
“ Cartoon logic doesn't work in a live-action setting, and that is all this movie is. Unfunny cartoon logic in a live-action setting. ” - TheSeaLion
Smosh: The Movie (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
An embarrassing video of Anthony surfaces online right before his fifth high school reunion. The Smosh dudes then take a portal into YouTube and race to change the video and re-write history before it blows Anthony's chances of reconnecting with his teen crush Anna. (84 mins.)
Director: Alex Winter
“ Bad attempts at comedy, there's no logic with the characters and there're barely any rules in regards to the portal and the effects on real life, parts of the movie are unbearable to watch, and it all leads to a forced, unfunny, conclusion. ” - TheSeaLion
Ghostbusters (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Following a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat. (116 mins.)
Director: Paul Feig
“ The comedy was obvious, bottom of the barrel garbage that wasn't funny, the four Ghostbusters were exactly the same character except with differing amounts of quirk, the villain and his motivation were lame and very forced, the story structure was atrocious, the references to the first movie were annoying, the movie is filled with a lot of groan moments, the ending fight has a massive plot hole in it, the method of defeating ghosts is not consistent, there is no creativity or imagination to anything in the movie, and even Dan Aykroyd looked and sounded like he didn't want to be there. The only decent thing was Kate McKinnon, and that's only because she added some amount of personality to her general description of "quirkiest Ghostbuster." ” - TheSeaLion
21 Jump Street (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring. (110 mins.)
“ The characters are unlikable, have no reason to be friends, and thus have no chemistry or no emotional stakes to their relationship. The comedy in the movie can be boiled down to having the characters talking every second of the movie with, very rarely, an actual joke worked in. The story is poorly done, as the characters should never have even been in their situation because of their idiocy, the twist at the end doesn't work, and all of the established plot and character arcs are finished up at the end without reason for several of them. ” - TheSeaLion
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Fearing that the actions of Superman are left unchecked, Batman takes on the Man of Steel, while the world wrestles with what kind of a hero it really needs. (151 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ Unlikable characters with interchangeable personalities, bad writing, bad directing with forced style to it, bad acting, characters were forced in who didn't need to be there, clunky character arcs, and it has the second worst movie ending I've ever seen, right after "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." There are a lot of things that don't add up, it has a very annoying and poorly done cameo from Lauren Cohan (just to clarify, she is not the reason it is bad), some of the worst incarnations of superheroes and comic book moments I've ever witnessed. It is just awful. Easily worse than "Catwoman." ” - TheSeaLion
Man of Steel (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Clark Kent, one of the last of an extinguished race disguised as an unremarkable human, is forced to reveal his identity when Earth is invaded by an army of survivors who threaten to bring the planet to the brink of destruction. (143 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ While it has a coherent plot, it is stupid and relies heavily on coincidences for the plot to work out. The filming and directing of the film are poor and obnoxious, the effects are terrible, the acting is bad, the "symbolism" of the film is obvious, the dialogue is bad, and a lot of it is inspiration speeches that can be put into trailers. ” - TheSeaLion
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day. (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
“ It's like "Die Hard", if "Die Hard" was terrible. ” - TheSeaLion
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ This is easily the worst super hero movie that has ever been made. The acting is bad, the character's motivations don't make a lot of sense at some points, there are some truly embarrassing moments that are hard to watch (specifically the basketball scene), the dialogue is atrocious, the special effects are blatantly fake, and how Catwoman's true identity is discovered is done in the dumbest way possible. ” - TheSeaLion
Truth or Die (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Young British boys and girls travel to an isolated cabin after being promised a night of heavy partying. Instead of the fun they hoped for, they meet a killer out to reap vengeance on them for the death of his brother. (96 mins.)
Director: Robert Heath
“ The characters act dumb even by horror movie standards. I don't mean they just go off on their own to investigate something. The main bad guy goes off on his own and leaves one of the people with a gun who could easily shoot him when he comes back. Luckily, that character's thought process is also stupid and thinks he needs protection from the authorities for killing someone when he was forced to by the bad guy. Those two character actions alone perfectly showcase how dumb this movie is. ” - TheSeaLion
Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A mysterious and vengeful spirit marks and pursues anybody who dares enter the house in which it resides. (92 mins.)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
“ Instead of being scary, it's comical. The ending, scratch that, the whole movie makes no sense. All of the characters are one-dimensional and react stupidly to the ghost. The plot is impossible to follow as to who is targeted next, why some are gotten later than others, and why some people are killed at all, like that security guard. In short, nothing in this movie makes sense. ” - TheSeaLion
The Boondock Saints (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Fraternal twins set out to rid Boston of the evil men operating there while being tracked down by an FBI agent. (108 mins.)
Director: Troy Duffy
“ Flat, one dimensional characters, things that don't add up, and bad writing. This movie has barely anything good to offer other than Willem Dafoe, but he was given nothing to work with. ” - TheSeaLion
22 Jump Street (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college. (112 mins.)
“ Same problems as the first, though there are three mildly amusing moments to make it a little better. ” - TheSeaLion
The Legend of the Titanic (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme. (84 mins.)
“ Insults a tragedy, has dumb characters and a dumb plot, the writing is horrible, save yourself the trouble and just don't watch it. ” - TheSeaLion
Movie 43 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. (94 mins.)
“ A bunch of unfunny skits placed together to feature length, "Movie 43" is one of the worst movies ever made, one of my least favorites, and is, by far, one of the least funny things I've ever watched. Such a shame that an all-star cast like this was not put to good use. ” - TheSeaLion
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
With their daughter away, the Kranks decide to skip Christmas altogether until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate the holiday at the last minute. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Roth
“ The movie is filled with some of the dumbest characters ever, whose actions are occasionally inconsistent, who only cause drama because of how much of a dick they are being about not partaking in Christmas that year, partaking in jokes that are obvious aren't funny. Then, there is also awful editing and annoying cover music. ” - TheSeaLion
300 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
King Leonidas of Sparta and a force of 300 men fight the Persians at Thermopylae in 480 B.C. (117 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
“ All this movie has to offer are artistic visuals and action sequences, which are all shown within the first forty-five minutes so for the rest of the movie there is nothing that you haven't seen. King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) is the most boring action hero ever created, maybe even the most boring cinematic character ever created. Every character except Leonidas is unmemorable, and the only reason Leonidas is memorable is because he is the main character. ” - TheSeaLion
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. (99 mins.)
Director: David Worth
“ The characters are all bland and have no personality to separate themselves from one another. The good guys are all good and the bad guys are all evil *beep* There is no real reason why the characters feel it is their job to kill the shark, the effects are awful, dumb sounds are added in for the shark to make, it's illogical that a shark as big as the Megalodon could be alive without anyone ever seeing it, and the romance between the two main characters makes no sense and comes out of nowhere. ” - TheSeaLion
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
“ No talent was put in, the characters were boring, there are no redeemable elements to the film, it is poorly written and acted, etc. Do not view this movie no matter what. It is the absolute worst film ever. There is not a single moment of entertainment in the film. ” - TheSeaLion
Shark Week (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A group of complete strangers find themselves isolated by a wealthy madman on his island compound. (89 mins.)
“ This is by far the worst Asylum film, save for "Sharknado 3". Everything is bad about this movie. The story, the characters, the writing, the effects, the editing, the thought process behind the film, and creative decisions. ” - TheSeaLion
3-Headed Shark Attack (2015 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
As a mutated, three-headed, great white shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers have to fight the deadly predator using anything they can find. (89 mins.)
“ It has the same problems as every other Asylum movie. I'll just leave it at that. ” - TheSeaLion
Tarzan & Jane (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
After being married an entire year, Jane thinks back on some of her and Tarzan's adventures as she seaches for something special to mark the occasion with. (75 mins.)
“ Bad animation, characters that have none of the charm that the original "Tarzan" had, the song "Two Worlds One Family" used right at the beginning served no purpose other than it was in the first movie, the story is lame and forgettable, and too many outrageous events kept happening for it to be believable. Then, at the end, Tarzan somehow knows about the customs of marriage anniversary despite the fact it was shown in every scene beforehand that he had no idea about traditional customs. ” - TheSeaLion
Superfast! (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Undercover cop Lucas White joins Vin Serento's LA gang of illegal street racers. They are fast and they... (99 mins.)
“ It was obnoxiously stupid, incredibly unfunny, with a lot of jokes that don't make much sense or have much build up to it, but at the very least it remembers it's trying to be a comedy and it continually tries to make you laugh instead of having long stretches of boring nothing. ” - TheSeaLion
Age of Dinosaurs (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs.... (88 mins.)
“ Even for an Asylum film this is pretty bad. You have flat characters who have no relationship with one another, despite two of the characters being father and daughter, bad effects that are quite possibly the laziest effects I've ever seen in my life, more canon fodder characters than I can count, and a bunch of things that don't add up. How did one of the smaller dinosaurs break the protective barrier when the bigger dinosaur couldn't? How does repairing skin and fixing paralysis make it so you have the capability to create dinosaurs? ” - TheSeaLion
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Autobots must escape sight from a bounty hunter who has taken control of the human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus Prime and his remaining gang turn to a mechanic, his daughter, and her back street racing boyfriend for help. (165 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
John McClane travels to Russia to help out his seemingly wayward son, Jack, only to discover that Jack is a CIA operative working undercover, causing the father and son to team up against underworld forces. (98 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ There is nothing to route for in this movie because we either don't know the plot or the villain shifts as does the plot. The characters have no personality, no chemistry, and are portrayed by their actors terribly as they trudge their way through terrible dialogue. ” - TheSeaLion
The Good Dinosaur (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
In a world where dinosaurs and humans live side-by-side, an Apatosaurus named Arlo makes an unlikely human friend. (93 mins.)
Director: Peter Sohn
“ It has good background effects, but the character models are just plain atrocious. The plot is randomly scatter around a bunch of smaller plot lines that barely help the story, with the exception of the last one. The movie feels like it is ripping off from a bunch of other movies, so nothing feels original. The genre changes so often that it goes from drama, to adventure, to comedy, to horror, to action, to a western. The main voice actor is annoying, as is the main character, who mostly just screams throughout the entire movie. ” - TheSeaLion
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. (83 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ A poor spoof of horror movies and just annoying, it is one of the worst films and comedies that has ever come to be. This has got to be the worst sequel I have ever seen. ” - TheSeaLion
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. (84 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ Same as "Scary Movie 4". ” - TheSeaLion
Jack and Jill (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ There was at least an attempt for there to be some sort of believable relationship between Jack and Jill that the audience should be moved for, but it fails miserably. Humor to the lowest form, terrible writing and acting, and a downright miserable experience, "Jack and Jill" is easily the low point of Adam Sandler's career. ” - TheSeaLion
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
When a young man becomes the target of a malevolent entity, he must uncover its true intentions before it takes complete control of him. (84 mins.)
“ It raises lots of questions about why people would still be filming, the characters are bland and boring (I don't even know what half of their relationships were with each other), it made no sense how this film connected with the other "Paranormal Activity" movies, the writing was awful, and some of the ideas like using the Simon game as a ouija board were asinine. It's also horribly boring. ” - TheSeaLion
Kung Fury (2015 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
In 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - kung fuhrer Hitler. (31 mins.)
Director: David Sandberg
“ Stupid, annoying, and aggravating. ” - TheSeaLion
Apollo 18 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Decades-old found footage from NASA's abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where two American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals the reason the U.S. has never returned to the moon. (86 mins.)
“ It's "Paranormal Activity" in space and everything about it is boring. The look is boring. The characters are boring. The story is boring. ” - TheSeaLion
The Ouija Experiment (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Film student Brandon and four friends play with a Ouija board, unwittingly opening a portal to the spirit world and a drowned girl's deadly mystery. (92 mins.)
“ All of the characters are the same (logic-lacking, jealous, obnoxious, morons), the ghost looked stupid, there was no tension in the movie, the only scares it had in it were jump scares, the writing was terrible and embarrassing, the acting was awful, the found-footage gimmick didn't make sense, why the Gracy and Josef ghosts came across as aggressive at first when they should have been friendly and passive made no sense, and it was just so boring. Though, there were a few good so bad/dumb it's funny moments. ” - TheSeaLion
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. (92 mins.)
Director: Tom Six
“ Dumb, illogical, unintentionally funny, do I need any more reason than that? ” - TheSeaLion
Somebody Help Me (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
The screenplay centers on characters Brendan Young and Darryl Jennings who take a trip to the Lake Arrowhead... (100 mins.)
“ Horror movies at their worst. Boring, one dimensional characters that are unlikable, annoying, obnoxious, and stupid. This movie makes you feel terrible and unclean. Do not watch it. ” - TheSeaLion
Switchmas (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A Christmas obsessed Jewish boy on his way to sunny Florida figures out how to get the Christmas of his dreams by trading airline tickets and places with another boy on his way to snowy Christmastown, WA. (100 mins.)
Director: Sue Corcoran
“ The movie relies on every adult being a complete moron and a bunch of coincidences in order to make it work. When all of that is done, every other aspect of the movie is just plain bad. ” - TheSeaLion
Paintball (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A group of young urban workaholics sign up for a weekend of paintballing to have some adventure. But... (86 mins.)
Director: Daniel Benmayor
“ It's extremely boring and feels longer than it really is, which is the worst kind of bad movie to watch because you feel like it will never end. ” - TheSeaLion
The November Man (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An ex-CIA operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high level CIA officials and the Russian president-elect. (108 mins.)
Director: Roger Donaldson
“ I don't know what the point of anything was or what weight anything in the story held or what the characters motivations were or what was going on. Nothing made sense! ” - TheSeaLion
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ Not suitable for children, not suitable for adults, this film has no audience and is more interested in throwing as much bad CGI onto the screen as possible than developing the story or characters. ” - TheSeaLion
Kronk's New Groove (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Kronk desperately tries to find ways to impress his Dad, whom he can never please. But when things go wrong, Kronk kicks into comical gear and discovers the true riches in life are his friends and being "true to your groove." (75 mins.)
“ The film lacks the fun, the characters, and the humor that the first film had and replaces it with a cliche story line and cliche characters. It also pointlessly shoves in all of the characters from the first film. Also, Kronk works as a secondary character who provides comic relief. He does not work as the main character we are supposed to follow and relate to. ” - TheSeaLion
Daddy Day Care (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two men get laid off and have to become stay-at-home dads when they can't find jobs. This inspires them to open their own day-care center. (92 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
“ Takes an idea that could be a good movie for little kids and turns it into an unfunny failure that is just cringe worthy. ” - TheSeaLion
Bad Teacher (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her. (92 mins.)
Director: Jake Kasdan
“ Unlikable protagonist whose character arc comes out of nowhere, all the other characters are idiots, with the exception of at most five tiny parts, nothing was funny, and thus I noticed all the problems that existed in the film like the choices characters made that made no sense and, to put it bluntly, everything was just a mess. No coherent story, characters, making this probably one of the lowest things any one of these actors has been a part of in any way. ” - TheSeaLion
Open Season 3 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Boog's friends rally to bring him home from a Russian traveling circus. (75 mins.)
Director: Cody Cameron
“ Terrible animation, lacks in its attempt at the conflict between characters, obnoxious and unlikable characters, and bad writing. It's another good example of a movie that doesn't try because it's aimed at kids. ” - TheSeaLion
Mulan II (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
While preparing for their wedding, Shang and Mulan are suddenly sent off on a secret mission. Mushu starts to meddle, and a surprise attack by Mongolians doesn't help either. (79 mins.)
The Forest (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A woman goes into Japan's Suicide Forest to find her twin sister, and confronts supernatural terror. (93 mins.)
Director: Jason Zada
“ To put it simply, this movie is bland and forgettable. I actually forgot I watched this movie about five minutes after I walked out of the theater. I forgot this movie while I was watching it. A lot of the character's choices and logic doesn't make sense, there are no characters in this movie, the acting is usually bad, a lot of the scares happen when the main character is dreaming, so we know nothing can harm her, and it has a lot of cheap jump scares in the movie. ” - TheSeaLion
Minions (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Minions Stuart, Kevin, and Bob are recruited by Scarlet Overkill, a supervillain who, alongside her inventor husband Herb, hatches a plot to take over the world. (91 mins.)
“ It fails to even meet the fundamentals of film. There are no characters. There is barely a story. There is barely even dialogue. The jokes are unfunny, certain character motivations make no sense, and the plot is propelled by sheer coincidence. The only redeemable quality is the animation. ” - TheSeaLion
Ant-Man (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Armed with a super-suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, cat burglar Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor, Dr. Hank Pym, plan and pull off a heist that will save the world. (117 mins.)
Director: Peyton Reed
“ Other than some of the stuff with Scott in shrink mode, the final fight, and the brief scene where Scott is calculating how many days it will be to see his daughter, there is barely any good to the film. The movie has no sense of length to it, with training feeling like it should be a few weeks takes course over a couple of days, and then when bombs are planted at one point, they seem to slow down and speed up for whatever the script requires. The movie can't decide on a tone, instead of dialogue Paul Rudd is just given something goofy to say at the end of every scene, the characters are either bland or obnoxiously annoying, there is no real reason the main villain is the main villain, and there is some obnoxious product placement in this movie. ” - TheSeaLion
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ This movie is the three H's: hateful, heartless, and horrible. It lacks charm, humor, or any other redeemable quality whatsoever. The numerous talented actors and actresses attached to the film do not put in good performances, though I can't blame them for that, and it just makes you feel plain horrible inside. This movie is nothing but awful behind the false facade of a heart-warming family-friendly movie. ” - TheSeaLion
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker. (121 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ Stupid premise, stupid writing, and stupid characters, "Speed 2: Cruise Control" is a good example of a sequel made for a movie where none was needed. ” - TheSeaLion
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Zito
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters. (88 mins.)
“ This film is nothing more than pure boredom with a terrible CGI giant shark and giant crocodile. Uninteresting characters, a lot of groan moments, and a script that is complete trash. I know this is from the Asylum film company, but their other movies are just bad and stupid, this is just insultingly terrible. ” - TheSeaLion
Parker (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist. (118 mins.)
Director: Taylor Hackford
“ When I first heard of this movie, I thought it was just going to be a dumb crime/action movie. I was not expecting it to be one of the worst things I've ever watched. The characters are unlikable and self-centered, but they have principles to try and make up for that (which fails), terrible writing and acting, and it drags on too long. ” - TheSeaLion
The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
The quiet life of a terrier named Max is upended when his owner takes in Duke, a stray whom Max instantly dislikes. (87 mins.)
“ It's all three "Toy Story" movies rolled together and done badly. Every character problem is easily fixed, the humor is mostly annoying, the character arcs are all forced, and coincidences and character stupidity propels the plot. ” - TheSeaLion
Things (1989 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
An impotent husband, driven by a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. The result: the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS. (83 mins.)
Director: Andrew Jordan
“ This movie is so bad it's good and even though it is one of the worst movies on this list, I can't figure out where to put it so it will stay out of the lineup. ” - TheSeaLion
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ Same as "Things". ” - TheSeaLion
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ Same as "Things". ” - TheSeaLion
The House That Drips Blood on Alex (2010 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Tells the tale of Alex as he moves into a peculiar house that mysteriously drips blood on him - a situation that he finds puzzling, perplexing and disturbing. (13 mins.)
“ Same as "Things". ” - TheSeaLion
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ Same as "Things". ” - TheSeaLion
Stonados (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
When a tornado appears in the waters south of Boston, former storm chaser Joe Randall is intrigued by the unusual weather... (88 mins.)
Director: Jason Bourque
“ Same as "Things". ” - TheSeaLion
Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling... (91 mins.)
Director: Kevin Campbell
“ Same as "Things". ” - TheSeaLion
Samurai Cop (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two police detectives who must stop the ruthless activities of the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles (96 mins.)
Director: Amir Shervan
“ Same as "Things." ” - TheSeaLion
Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
It's 25 years later, and Detective Frank Washington is forced to team up with his long estranged partner Joe Marshall to solve a series of assassinations. (94 mins.)
“ Same as "Things." ” - TheSeaLion
Fateful Findings (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A small boy discovers a mystical power as a child. He is then separated from his childhood girlfriend... (100 mins.)
Director: Neil Breen
“ Same as "Things." ” - TheSeaLion
Double Down (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
An edgy action thriller set in Las Vegas during a terrorist attack. A brilliant computer loner takes control of the city and the attack as he fights with his fits of overwhelming depression and obsessions with love and death. (93 mins.)
Director: Neil Breen
“ Same as "Things." ” - TheSeaLion
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, into an Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy. (82 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
“ Same as "Things." ” - TheSeaLion