Bad Films I've Seen (In My Opinion) / Películas Malas Que He Visto (En Mi Opinión)

Not every film on this list is bad as such but as a collector I have seen some bad ones. I own some of them so I will coment on the ones I kept and why. Feel free to comment.

No todas las películas en esta lista son malas como tal mas como coleccionista, he visto algunas verdaderamente malas. Soy dueño de algunas de ellas así que comentaré con cuales me quedé y por que. Comenten con libertad.
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1.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
An insane general triggers a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop. (95 mins.)
Director: Stanley Kubrick
“ I honestly thought it was going to be a great film because I heard about it through another film, The Life And Death Of Peter Sellers. It did not fill my expectations but you may watch it to come to your own conclusions.

Honestamente pensé que iba a ser una buena película ya que me enteré de su existencia a trevés de otra, La Vida Y Muerte De Peter Sellers. No llenó mis espectativas pero veanla y lleguen a sus propias conclusiones. ” - Mike1622
 
2.
How to Steal a Million (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Romantic comedy about a woman who must steal a statue from a Paris museum to help conceal her father's art forgeries, and the man who helps her. (123 mins.)
Director: William Wyler
“ Recomended through a friend (who usually gets my taste right). This time he missed for miles.

Recomendada por un amigo (que usualmente la pega). En esta oportunidad creo que estaba lanzando flechas. ” - Mike1622
 
3.
The Wolfman (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf. (103 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ The combination inspired promise but it's the worst I've seen Anthony Hopkins in years and Benicio del Toro does his best but...

La combinación de actores prometía pero es la peor actuación de Anthony Hopkins que he visto en años y Benicio del Toro hace lo mejor que puede pero... ” - Mike1622
 
4.
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
At the snobby Crawford Academy, Virginia's group of friends start to go missing years after horrible events that happened to her as a child around her birthday. (111 mins.)
Director: J. Lee Thompson
“ I'm surprised this ever got filmed. Too obvious so if you have not seen it, DON'T!

Me impresiona que hayan filmado esto. Demasiado obvia asi que si no la han visto, NO LO HAGAN! ” - Mike1622
 
5.
Exodus (1960)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
The state of Israel is created in 1948, resulting in war with its Arab neighbors. (208 mins.)
Director: Otto Preminger
“ Inspired in true events and I expect more than just a movie if that is the premise.

Inspirada en hechos reales y como tal esperaba más que una simple película. Sobre todo si esa era la premisa. ” - Mike1622
 
6.
Cherry Bomb (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An exotic dancer seeks revenge on the five men who assaulted her. (82 mins.)
Director: Kyle Day
“ If you live a lifetime and never watch this film, you're not missing anything. DON'T WATCH!

Si vives toda una vida sin ver esta película, no te pierdes de nada. NO LA VEAN! ” - Mike1622
 
7.
Papillon (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A man befriends a fellow criminal as the two of them begin serving their sentence on a dreadful prison island, which inspires the man to plot his escape. (151 mins.)
“ Again the fact of inspired on true events leaves a lot to be desired.

Nuevamente el hecho de ser inspirada e hechos reales deja mucho que desear. ” - Mike1622
 
8.
The Sleeper (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
It's 1981 and the girls of Alpha Gamma Theta sorority are having a party. As the new pledges arrive... (90 mins.)
Director: Justin Russell
“ DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

NI LO PIENSEN! ” - Mike1622
 
9.
Insidious (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further. (103 mins.)
Director: James Wan
“ From the great director of Saw we expect the same or better not this. A second part is comming up let's see if it picks up.

Del gran director del Juego del Miedo esperamos lo mismo o mejor no esto. Viene una secuela veamos si agarra vuelo. ” - Mike1622
 
10.
The Bank Job (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Martine offers Terry a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London's Baker Street. She targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth millions in cash and jewelry. But Terry and his crew don't realize the boxes also contain a treasure trove of dirty secrets - secrets that will thrust them into a deadly web of corruption and illicit scandal. (111 mins.)
Director: Roger Donaldson
“ A true event, a bad film about it.

Evento de la vida real, pesima película sobre el mismo. ” - Mike1622
 
11.
Freight (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A Russian gang in the UK traffic Eastern Europeans then enslave them, the women to sex, the men to illegal fights. They cross a local businessman and a war escalates. (92 mins.)
Director: Stuart St. Paul
“ Again, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Nuevamente, NI LO PIENSEN! ” - Mike1622
 
12.
Cracking the Da Vinci Code (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Author Simon Cox takes you on a journey to the action sites of Dan Brown's novel and introduces the authors and thinkers that were Brown's inspiration. An EXTRA section delves into a deeper mystery behind The Da Vinci Code. (120 mins.)
Director: Simon Cox
“ Given the fact that the writer said this was not real, what is there to crack?

Dado que el escritor indicó que su obra era una de ficción, ¿qué hay que descifrar del Código Da Vinci? ” - Mike1622
 
13.
Rosario Tijeras (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Medellín, 1989. Antonio brings Rosario to the hospital; she's shot, bleeding badly. Flashbacks, mixed... (126 mins.)
Director: Emilio Maillé
“ If you saw the soap opera, you're going to hate the film. If you saw the film, watch the soap opera!

Si viste la novela, odiarás la película y si viste la película vea la telenovela! ” - Mike1622
 
14.
District 9 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a government agent who is exposed to their biotechnology. (112 mins.)
Director: Neill Blomkamp
“ A cheap version of Avatar.

La versión barata de Avatar. ” - Mike1622
 
15.
One Point O (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After receiving mysterious empty packages inside his apartment, a young computer-programmer begins a personal investigation into their origins. (92 mins.)
“ Again recomended by a friend who seems not to know me well. DO NOT WATCH THIS!

Nuevamente recomendada por un amigo que me conoce bien, o así lo parece. NO VEAN ESTO! ” - Mike1622
 
16.
Exorcismus (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A family allows their young daughter's exorcism to be recorded secretly. (98 mins.)
Director: Manuel Carballo
“ I made the mistake of buying this one on the fact that Doug Bradley (The original Pinhead) was going to be in it. He is 10 minutes before it ends. Disapointing.

Cometí el error de comprar esta basandome en el hecho de que oug Bradley (El Original Cabeza de Clavos de Puerta Al Infierno) estaba en ella. Lo está pero aparece 10 minutos antes de que termine la película. Decepcionante. ” - Mike1622
 
17.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure. (100 mins.)
“ All this film was mising was a vampire to completely make me mad. Horrible. Again I bought it because of the actress and ended up hating the film altogether. If you still have not seen it, DON'T!

Lo que le faltaba a esta película era un vampiro para terminarme de molestar. Horrible. Nuevamente la compré por una actriz y terminé odiando la película. Si aun no la han visto, NO LO HAGAN! ” - Mike1622
 
18.
Cold Storage (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A young woman has a fatal car accident, and is discovered by a simple-minded mountain hermit. He takes her lifeless body back to his cabin. There he nurtures her as if she were alive... and in his mind she is. (96 mins.)
Director: Tony Elwood
“ it's from 2010 if I remember well but anyway, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Es del 2010 si recuerdo bien pero igual, NI LO PIENSEN! ” - Mike1622
 
19.
Armored (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A newbie guard for an armored truck company is coerced by his veteran coworkers to steal a truck containing $42 million. But a wrinkle in their supposedly foolproof plan divides the group, leading to a potentially deadly resolution. (88 mins.)
Director: Nimród Antal
“ A big group of stars, a collision of bad acting

Un gran grupo de estrellas, actuacion estrellada ” - Mike1622
 
20.
Page Eight (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Johnny Worricker (Bill Nighy) is a long-serving MI5 officer. His boss and best friend Benedict Baron (Michael Gambon) dies suddenly... (99 mins.)
Director: David Hare
“ I can't even remember why I bought this but it was a complete waste of money.

Ni siquiera recuerdo por qué compré esto pero fue una perdida total. ” - Mike1622
 
21.
The Collector (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Desperate to repay his debt to his ex-wife, an ex-con plots a heist at his new employer's country home, unaware that a second criminal has also targeted the property, and rigged it with a series of deadly traps. (90 mins.)
Director: Marcus Dunstan
“ A bad way to pay homage to Saw. DON'T, JUST DON'T!

Un mal tributo a Juegos del Miedo. SIMPLEMENTE NO LO HAGAN, NO LO HAGAN! ” - Mike1622
 
22.
The Collection (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A man who escapes from the vicious grips of the serial killer known as "The Collector" is then forced to help rescue an innocent girl from the killer's booby-trapped lair. (82 mins.)
Director: Marcus Dunstan
“ I knew I was going to waste money but I had to quench the curiosity of why make a sequel to this

Sabía que era perdida pero tenía que saciar la sed del por qué hacerle secuela a esto. ” - Mike1622
 
23.
The Wicker Tree (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Charmed by the residents of Tressock, Scotland, two young missionaries accept the invitation to participate in a local festival, fully unaware of the consequences of their decision. (96 mins.)
Director: Robin Hardy
“ This is so bad it deserves no comment.

Esta es tan mala que no merece comentario. ” - Mike1622
 
24.
Christine (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it. (110 mins.)
Director: John Carpenter
“ How can my favorite writer miss when he pairs up with one of the best directors? It happens

¿Cómo puede fallar mi escritor favorito cuando se junta con uno de los mejores directores? Pasa ” - Mike1622
 
25.
Drive Angry (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter. (104 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
“ Not even the 3D can save this film.

Ni el hecho de que esté en 3D salva esta película. ” - Mike1622
 
26.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence. (86 mins.)
Director: Oren Peli
“ This was so bad I thought it would not live till the end. It's going for a 5th for some odd reason.

Esta fue tan mala que no pensé que viviría a ver su propio final. Va por una 5ta por alguna extraña razón. ” - Mike1622
 
27.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
After experiencing what they think are a series of "break-ins", a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem. (91 mins.)
Director: Tod Williams
“ Same formula, same mistakes. Still baffled.

Misma formula, mismos errores. Sigo sin entender. ” - Mike1622
 
28.
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
In 1988, young sisters Katie and Kristi befriend an invisible entity who resides in their home. (83 mins.)
“ Same formula, same mistakes. Still baffled.

Misma formula, mismos errores. Sigo sin entender. ” - Mike1622
 
29.
Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Haruka Yamano returns from America to Tokyo in a wheelchair, both legs having multiple fractures from a car accident... (90 mins.)
Director: Toshikazu Nagae
“ Better formula, scarier but...

Mejor formula, da más miedo pero... ” - Mike1622
 
30.
The Manitou (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit. (104 mins.)
Director: William Girdler
“ I thought there was no way a film could be so bad, I was wrong.

Pensé que no había manera de que una película fuera tan mala, me equivoqué. ” - Mike1622
 
31.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
After a nasty accident, four friends begin to drift apart. One year later Julie James gets a anonymous message and then a slicker wearing, hook wielding killer begins to rip apart her life. (101 mins.)
Director: Jim Gillespie
“ I tried to find a reason to like this film. I have watched it various times to be sure. Nothing can save this movie.

Intenté encontrar un motivo para que me gustara la película. La vi varias veces para estar seguro. Nada la puede salvar. ” - Mike1622
 
32.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The murderous fisherman with a hook is back to once again stalk the two surviving teens, Julie and Ray, who left him for dead, as well as cause even more murder and mayhem, this time at a posh island resort. (100 mins.)
Director: Danny Cannon
“ Remember that film you always wanted a sequel for? This was not one of them.

¿Recuerdas esa película que siempre quisiste que se hiciera una secuela? Esta no es una de ellas. ” - Mike1622
 
33.
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A group of teenagers in Colorado find themselves being stalked and killed one by one by a mysterious figure with a hook, exactly one year after they covered up a friend's accidental death. (92 mins.)
Director: Sylvain White
 
34.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (????)
A group of friends are terrorized by a stalker who knows about a gruesome incident from their past. A remake/reboot of the 1997 horror film, 'I Know What You Did Last Summer.'
 
35.
Ripper (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A massacre survivor (A.J. Cook) studies serial killers under a famous expert (Bruce Payne), but her classmates soon start dying at the hands of a Jack the Ripper copycat. (114 mins.)
Director: John E. Eyres
“ All it had to do was to not suck... Sorry, even that was done wrong.

Lo único que tenía que hacer era no apestar... Disculpen, hasts eso lo hicieron mal. ” - Mike1622
 
36.
Ripper 2: Letter from Within (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Sequel to the hugely successful Ripper:Letter from Hell. (89 mins.)
“ What do you do after a bad film, a sequal. Why can't they do this with good films we do want to see?

Que haces después de una mala película, una secuela. ¿Por qué no hacen esto con buenas películas que si queremos ver? ” - Mike1622
 
37.
Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Barbie shows that if you are kind, clever and brave, anything is possible in this tale of Clara and her amazing Nutcracker, who set off on an adventure to find the Sugarplum Princess. (76 mins.)
Director: Owen Hurley
“ I have no idea why I saw this film but I am still waiting for a refund.

No tengo idea de por qué vi esta película pero todavía espero que me devuelvan mi dinero. ” - Mike1622
 
38.
Chasing Papi (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The successful and handsome wolf executive of the cosmetic industry Thomas Fuentes has three sexy Latin girlfriends: in Miami... (80 mins.)
Director: Linda Mendoza
“ Spechless.

Sin comentarios. ” - Mike1622
 
39.
Disappearance (2002 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A family driving through Nevada decides to take some snapshots at an out-of-the-way ghost town named Weaver, and horrible things start happening. (92 mins.)
Director: Walter Klenhard
“ Just like the title says, a film to disapear from your mind.

Como dice el título, una película que debes desaparecer de tu mente. ” - Mike1622
 
40.
Dragon Fighter (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Workers in an underground lab fight for their lives against a cloned dragon they created. (85 mins.)
Director: Phillip J. Roth
“ This film was so bad, the only reason it's here is because I remember the title.

Esta película es tan mala, la única razón por la que entra a esta lista es porque recuerdo el nombre. ” - Mike1622
 
41.
Anger Management (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Dave Buznik is a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger-management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor. (106 mins.)
Director: Peter Segal
“ We have seen both actors play the same kind of character so many times that there is nothing memorable about any of them.

Hemos visto ambos actores representando papeles similares tantas veces que no hay nada bueno que recordar. ” - Mike1622
 
42.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A reporter investigates a series of murders, dubbed the Spring Break Massacre, which leads to further mayhem. (86 mins.)
Director: John Blanchard
“ Why is it here? They based it on one of the films above. Guess which one.

¿Por qué está aquí? La basaron en una de las películas ya mencionadas antes. Adivinen cual. ” - Mike1622
 
43.
Judas (2004 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Judas meets Jesus and at first doesn't know what to make of him or whether or not to trust him. A cynical city boy... (120 mins.)
“ Bad acting and bad screenplay all together.

Pésimas actuaciones y puesta en escena y todo junto. ” - Mike1622
 
44.
Hipnos (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A woman suffers a traumatic incident as a young girl, whereas she doesn't know which reality is the real one. (93 mins.)
Director: David Carreras
“ A very sad attempt to make you scram.

Un triste intento de hacerte gritar. ” - Mike1622
 
45.
Johnny English Reborn (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier. (101 mins.)
Director: Oliver Parker
“ After such a great success with the first instalment this simply bombed.

Luego del exito rotundo de la primera, esta fue un asco. ” - Mike1622
 
46.
Carrie (2002 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Carrie White is a lonely and painfully shy teenage girl with telekinetic powers who is slowly pushed to the edge of insanity by frequent bullying from both her classmates and her domineering, religious mother. (132 mins.)
Director: David Carson
“ Have you ever heard the saying: "Never touch a classic!"? Well that is what happened here. So far from the original that it is worse than the sequel rage - Carrie 2.

¿Alguna vez has escuchado: "Nunca te metas con un clásico!"? Bueno, eso es lo que pasó con esta. Se desvió tanto de la original que la secuela Rabia - Carrie 2 es buena en comparación. ” - Mike1622
 
47.
Carrie (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A shy girl, outcasted by her peers and sheltered by her religious mother, unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom. (100 mins.)
Director: Kimberly Peirce
“ "Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice". In this case, it is the 3rd time we see Carrie. When what you have to say about a film is that Julianne Moore is the best thing the movie has to offer, either the movie is really bad or Julianne Moore is finally growing as an actress. You decide which.

"Un rayo no cae 2 vecen en el mismo lugar". En este caso, es la 3era vez que vemos Carrie. Cuando tu comentario acerca de una película es "Julianne Moore es lo mejor que tiene la película" pasa una de dos cosas, o la película es realmente mala o Julianne Moore por fin está creciendo como actriz. Ustedes decidan. ” - Mike1622
 
48.
The Final Cut (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Set in a world with memory recording implants, Alan Hakman is a cutter, someone with the power of final edit over people's recorded histories. His latest assignment is one that puts him in danger. (95 mins.)
Director: Omar Naïm
“ Leaves so much to be said and not one of Williams' best performances.

Deja mucho que desear y no es una de las mejores actuaciones de Williams ” - Mike1622
 
49.
Hanna (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A sixteen-year-old girl who was raised by her father to be the perfect assassin is dispatched on a mission across Europe, tracked by a ruthless intelligence agent and her operatives. (111 mins.)
Director: Joe Wright
“ Hanna has lived her whole life in the woods. In reality I never understood why she came out of them.

Hanna ha vivido toda su vida en el bosque. En realidad nunca entendí por qué salió. ” - Mike1622
 
50.
The Anomaly (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
An ex-soldier named Ryan Reeve is taken captive by the "Anomaly" organization where he learns that he only has 9:47 minutes/seconds to find out why they want him dead. (97 mins.)
Director: Noel Clarke
 
51.
Rules Don't Apply (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The unconventional love story of an aspiring actress, her determined driver, and their boss, eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes. (127 mins.)
Director: Warren Beatty
 
52.
The Good Shepherd (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The tumultuous early history of the Central Intelligence Agency is viewed through the prism of one man's life. (167 mins.)
Director: Robert De Niro
 
53.
The Judge (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Big-city lawyer Hank Palmer returns to his childhood home where his father, the town's judge, is suspected of murder. Hank sets out to discover the truth and, along the way, reconnects with his estranged family. (141 mins.)
Director: David Dobkin
 
54.
Paranoia (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An entry-level employee at a powerful corporation finds himself occupying a corner office, but at a dangerous price: he must spy on his boss's old mentor to secure for him a multi-billion dollar advantage. (106 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
 
55.
Countdown: Jerusalem (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A journalist searches for her daughter as a series of catastrophic disasters push a destabilized society toward the brink of global war. (93 mins.)
Director: A.F. Silver
 
56.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother. (116 mins.)
Director: Judd Apatow
“ Steve Carell is a very funy actor. In this movie he's just there.

Steve Carell es un actor muy cómico. En esta película casi ni se nota. ” - Mike1622
 
57.
Boo (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A handful of college students get trapped in a haunted hospital on Halloween. (94 mins.)
“ Another psycho ward film where a bunch of people go and get killed for no reason.

Otra película más donde las muertes no tienen sentido. ” - Mike1622
 
58.
It's Alive (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A baby born to a human couple turns out to be a mutant monster with an appetite to kill when scared. (80 mins.)
Director: Josef Rusnak
“ A movie that lasts a little more than an hour. Use that hour for anything else except to watch this film.

Película de un poco más de una hora de duración pero no la vas a recuperar jamás. ” - Mike1622
 
59.
For Sale by Owner (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A newly married couple buy property that not only has a link to the husband's past but also to the lost colony of Roanoke. (94 mins.)
“ A film that hovers around a house belonging to John Smith (Husband of a native american) but with such a bad storytelling that neither Tom Skerritt or Kris Kristofferson could save it.

Una película que se centra sobre una casa perteneciente a John Smith (esposo de india americana) con tan mala puesta en escena que ni Tom Skerritt ni Kris Kristofferson la pudieron salvar ” - Mike1622
 
60.
The Rig (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
In the midst of a tropical storm, the crew of an offshore oil rig must survive the rampage of a creature after invading its undersea habitat. (94 mins.)
Director: Peter Atencio
“ B-Film Rip-Off of Alien.

Copia clase B de Alien - El Octavo Pasajero. ” - Mike1622
 
61.
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Leslie Nielsen once again plays a bumbling detective in the vein of the 'Naked Gun' movies, but this time as Marshall Richard 'Dick' Dix... (99 mins.)
“ This is supposed to bee a Space spoof instead it was just puff.

Debía ser una burla de películas espaciales. En vez de eso, nos dieron una película que no da ni risa. ” - Mike1622
 
62.
The Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
In mourning over the tragic drowning of their daughter Sarah, James and Adèle are visited by Ebrill, a young girl who claims she died 60 years ago - and bears a startling resemblance to Sarah. (93 mins.)
Director: John Fawcett
“ Predictable and boring.

Predecible y aburrida. ” - Mike1622
 
63.
Click (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices. (107 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
“ A classic watch on Sunday film. Nothing more than that.

Un clásico caso de véase solo los domingos. Nada más que eso. ” - Mike1622
 
64.
Dirty (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Two gangbangers-turned-cops try and cover up a scandal within the LAPD. (97 mins.)
Director: Chris Fisher
“ Dirty is an unwanted film with an unwanted plot that can be watched no more than once.

Película para ver una vez y es mucho. ” - Mike1622
 
65.
Pulse (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Two groups of people discover evidence that suggests spirits may be trying to invade the human world through the Internet. (118 mins.)
 
66.
Pulse (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
When their computer hacker friend accidentally channels a mysterious wireless signal, a group of co-eds rally to stop a terrifying evil from taking over the world. (90 mins.)
Director: Jim Sonzero
“ The US seems to have its share of films from another language adapted to English so as not to read subtitles. Do something fancy with them!

Los Estados Unidos tienen su buena cantidad de películas extranjeras adaptadas al inglés (para no leer subtitulos). Hagan algo que valga la pena con ellas! ” - Mike1622
 
67.
Pulse 2: Afterlife (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
After ghosts invade the human world through the Internet, a father must protect his daughter from the psychotic spirit of his ex-wife. (89 mins.)
Director: Joel Soisson
“ More!...

Más!... ” - Mike1622
 
68.
Pulse 3 (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A restless girl embarks on a journey back to a city populated by the dead in search of a mysterious internet lover. (91 mins.)
Director: Joel Soisson
“ Even more!...

Aún más!... ” - Mike1622
 
69.
Lost Colony: The Legend of Roanoke (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
In the 1580's English colonists arrive in what was to become North Carolina and find supernatural terror. (95 mins.)
Director: Matt Codd
“ A poorly executed good concept.

Una buena idea pesimamente ejecutada. ” - Mike1622
 
70.
Mars Attacks! (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ A lot of big names, no real acting.

Muchos grandes nombres, sin tan siquiera una buena actuación. ” - Mike1622
 
71.
Revelations (2005 Mini-Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Just before the start of the Apocalypse, a physicist and a nun race against the clock to see if the end of the world can be averted. (43 mins.)
“ If you are "atheist", why make a God inspired Series is beyond me.

Si eres "ateo", el crear una serie inspirada por Dios va más allá de mi entendimiento. ” - Mike1622
 
72.
Fright Night Part 2 (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Charley Brewster and Peter Vincent must face more vampires, out for revenge. (104 mins.)
“ A B film through and through.

Una película clase B sin duda alguna. ” - Mike1622
 
73.
Fright Night (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After a new neighbor moved into the house next door, Charley discovers that he is an ancient vampire and goes in search for the help of Peter Vincent, a famous "vampire killer" to save his neighborhood from the creature. (106 mins.)
Director: Craig Gillespie
“ This time it's the original remake that misses the mark.

Esta vez es el remake original que falla drásticamente. ” - Mike1622
 
74.
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A waitress, desperate to fulfill her dreams as a restaurant owner, is set on a journey to turn a frog prince back into a human being, but she has to face the same problem after she kisses him. (97 mins.)
“ So racist that when the first African-American princess kisses a toad she becomes a toad? I understand racism in movies but animation is something else.

Tan racista que cuando la primera princesa afro-americana besa al sapo se convierte en sapo (rana)? Entiendo el racismo en películas pero en animaciones es otra cosa. ” - Mike1622
 
75.
The Good Shepherd (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The tumultuous early history of the Central Intelligence Agency is viewed through the prism of one man's life. (167 mins.)
Director: Robert De Niro
“ As usually happens when you put so many celebrities together. The story gets lost by the egos of camara time. Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Robert De Niro, Alec Baldwin, William Hurt, are among the most known in this film that tanked.

Como suele suceder cuando pones tantas celebridades juntas. Se pierde la historia por los egos de tiempo en cámara. Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Robert De Niro, Alec Baldwin, William Hurt, están entre los más conocidos de la película que fue un fracaso total. ” - Mike1622
 
76.
First Blood (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Former Green Beret John Rambo is pursued into the mountains surrounding a small town by a tyrannical sheriff and his deputies, forcing him to survive using his combat skills. (93 mins.)
Director: Ted Kotcheff
“ If I take this film as a single, I would have never seen the rest. How did such a slopy begining lead to such a great franchise?

Si tomo esta película como única, nunca hubiese visto las demás. ¿Cómo pudo una película tan floja convertirse en una franquicia tan buena? ” - Mike1622
 
77.
District 9 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a government agent who is exposed to their biotechnology. (112 mins.)
Director: Neill Blomkamp
“ A B-Alien film at its worst.

Una película de alienigenas de la más baja calidad. ” - Mike1622
 
78.
Feast (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Patrons locked inside a bar are forced to fight monsters. (95 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
“ If you want to see blood and guts for no reason, you've come to the right table.

Si lo que quieres es ver derramamiento de sangre sin sentido, viniste al lugar correcto. ” - Mike1622
 
79.
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The monsters have made it into a small neighboring town in the middle of nowhere and the locals have to band with the survivors of the bar' slaughter to figure out how to survive. (100 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
 
80.
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts... (80 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
 
81.
Jackie Brown (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A middle-aged woman finds herself in the middle of a huge conflict that will either make her a profit or cost her life. (154 mins.)
“ It seems that when Quentin Tarantino does a film in order, I don't like it.

Parece que cuando Quentin Tarantino hace una película en secuencia, no me gusta. ” - Mike1622
 
82.
The Book of Eli (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A post-apocalyptic tale, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind. (118 mins.)
“ Way too slow for my taste. It does have a great ending though.

Demasiado lenta para mi gusto. Tiene un tremendo final todo y en todo. ” - Mike1622
 
83.
Amelia (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A look at the life of legendary American pilot Amelia Earhart, who disappeared while flying over the Pacific Ocean in 1937 in an attempt to make a flight around the world. (111 mins.)
Director: Mira Nair
“ What a waste of a good story to tell. Done so by the poor acting.

Que desperdicio de tan buena historia que contar. Motivado a la pobre actuación. ” - Mike1622
 
84.
River of No Return (1954)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The titular river unites a farmer recently released from prison, his young son, and an ambitious saloon singer. In order to survive, each must be purged of anger, and each must learn to understand and care for the others. (91 mins.)
Director: Otto Preminger
“ A very bad acting piece of Marilyn Monroe that Robert Mitchum just can't save.

Pesima actuación por ambos actores principales. ” - Mike1622
 
85.
Devil in a Blue Dress (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
An African-American man is hired to find a woman, and gets mixed up in a murderous political scandal. (102 mins.)
Director: Carl Franklin
“ One almost expects anything Denzel Washington does is good. Here he is for the 2nd time.

Uno espera que todo lo que hace Denzel Washington lo hace bien. Aquí está por segunda vez. ” - Mike1622