The Best South Park Episodes

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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Finds Love (2012)
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There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Go God Go (2006)
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Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Starvin' Marvin (1997)
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The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Kenny Dies (2001)
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The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartmanland (2001)
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Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Red Hot Catholic Love (2002)
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Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Toilet Paper (2003)
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The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Christian Rock Hard (2003)
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Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Grey Dawn (2003)
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South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: All About Mormons (2003)
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Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Passion of the Jew (2004)
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Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartoon Wars: Part 1 (2006)
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Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Medicinal Fried Chicken (2010)
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Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: You Have 0 Friends (2010)
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After being forced to create a FaceBook account, Stan finds himself in the middle of a fad that has gone way too far. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006)
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The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Tsst (2006)
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Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: A Ladder to Heaven (2002)
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The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Casa Bonita (2003)
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When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Trapped in the Closet (2005)
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Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: World War Zimmerman (2013)
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Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Black Friday (2013)
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The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: A Song of Ass and Fire (2013)
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The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Titties and Dragons (2013)
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The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Joins NAMBLA (2000)
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Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother. (22 mins.)