Horror movies you need to see... If you want to punish yourself.by DHookAndVRudd | created - 04 Jul 2013 | updated - 28 Sep 2014 | Public
The following is a list of the worst of the worst, the veritable cream of the crap. You have been warned!
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1. Alice in Murderland (2010)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
It's Alice's birthday and her sorority girlfriends throw her a themed party. Everyone comes as their favorite, sexy character from Wonderland. The Jabberwocky wasn't invited and brings murder and mayhem to the girls' night out.
A bunch of dumb girls dress up like slutty Alice in Wonderland characters and are killed off one by one by the Jabawokee in this "film" with an apparent $7 budget.
2. Abomination: The Evilmaker II (2003 Video)
Not Rated | 79 min | Horror
Action-packed sequel to THE EVILMAKER. A family member of the victim in part 1 tries to figure out what happened at that cabin in the woods not long ago. Before you know it, the body count ... See full summary »
Abomination is totally accurate. This is an absolute abomination of filmmaking! I don't expect much from Brain Damage films, but I will never be able to unsee this tripe!
3. Hip Hop Locos (2001 Video)
Not Rated | 70 min | Crime, Horror
A pair of hip-hop performers kill drug dealers to finance their music.
If you've seen this you hate it! If you haven't, don't!
4. The Crawlspace (2006 Video)
R | 55 min | Thriller
Mike wakes up to find that he is trapped and it soon becomes blatantly obvious that there is no way out. A phone rings and the games begin. The captor calls himself "The Director" as he ... See full summary »
Proof that any a-hole with a camcorder can make a movie. Also proof that it takes talent, not just a camera to make it watchable.
5. Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989 Video)
78 min | Horror
After Sam's wife has betrayed him, he goes on a bloody killing spree in Las Vegas.
I had the misfortune of seeing this in the late nineties, there is LITERALLY a 25 minute scene of women in bikinis talking. Just talking, about NOTHING! I have no aversion to gratuitous nudity or scantily clad women, but really 25 minutes of it at once!?! No action, no story advancement, just 25 minutes of mindless banter! Why, just so we can get a good look at t&a?
6. Nightmare Asylum (1992 Video)
69 min | Horror
I like some Todd Sheets movies. This my friends is NOT one of them!
7. Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City (1991 Video)
Oh Todd Sheets and his bimbo movies! Todd, take a deep breath and slap yourself!
8. Bimbos B.C. (1990 Video)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Horror
A story set in a post-apocalyptic time about all-female pack of warriors who fight against villain Tim Curry and his zombie batch. Based on a comic book.
Ugh, MORE bimbos!
9. Kill Them and Eat Them (2003 Video)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi
Plunge into a putrid abyss of gore-garnished gruesomeness and slime-soaked sin as the sinister Doctor Gore turns soft flesh into hideous mutant skin in a venomous vortex of violence and vileness.
Brain Damage films, why hast thou forsaken me?
10. The Somnambulists (2006)
20 min | Short, Horror
Plagued by terrifying nightmares, Francesca finds herself waking up in tears. Her Grandfather explains the legend of The Somnambulists - the spirits of people wronged in life possessing the... See full summary »
Somnambulists had me wanting to sleepwalk off the edge of a volcano!
11. Strange Things Happen at Sundown (2003 Video)
Unrated | 135 min | Horror, Action, Comedy
What happens when normal people find they need to kill, in order to survive? This is the story of such a group of people, suddenly turned into vampires, and carving a path of blood and ... See full summary »
This movie is 2 hours too long! It would be more accurately called "Screaming And Writhing In A Pool Of Blood In Your Underwear" because that's all this movie is!
Far and away the absolute worst movie in cinema history! Mullet man and his Spicolli impression had me reaching for something to throw at the television to break out the screen!
13. Granny (1999 Video)
Not Rated | 58 min | Horror
Eight college students are stalked and killed by a maniac dressed in a hag mask.
The only thing worse than the last 5 minutes of this movie are the first 53 minutes!
14. Reanimator Academy (1992 Video)
80 min | Horror
Edgar Allan Lovecraft is the brainy outcast in the hard partying Delta Epsilon Delta Fraternity. Edgar develops a reanimating serum to bring a severed head back to life - attracting the attention of a local gangster.
Bad humor, bad effects. I love bad movies, but I HATE this crap!
15. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006 Video)
Unrated | 71 min | Horror
The gruesome tapestry of psychological manifestations of a nineteen year old bulimic runaway stripper-turned prostitute as she descends into a hellish pit of satanic nightmares and hallucinations.
Ummmm, ugly naked women, excessive incredibly fake looking gore, and real vomit. There, I just saved you 71 minutes!
16. Zombie Nation (2004)
R | 81 min | Horror
A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrests gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge.
Why, oh why is Ulli Lommel still making movies?
17. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
R | 97 min | Action, Horror, Thriller
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenage population. Except this time, they're out to get each other, too.
Votes: 96,802 | Gross: $82.62M
To be fair, this movie really isn't all that bad, I just hate Freddy!
18. Edgar Allan Poe's Darkness (2007 Video)
Not Rated | 87 min | Horror
I can't even begin to describe how dreadful this is!
19. Knight Chills (2001 Video)
PG-13 | 82 min | Horror
John is an avid role player. He has feelings for Brooke, a fellow role player, but when Brooke makes it clear to him that the feelings are far from mutual, John is thrown into despair and takes his own life.
Only for someone that HAS to see EVERY horror movie ever made.
20. Red Hook (2009)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Agoraphobic freshman in New York City must join a scavenger hunt to save her boyfriend from a murderous gamemaster.
I wanted to like this, I really did. I couldn't!
21. FrightWorld (2006)
R | 103 min | Horror
Nine people find themselves trapped in a warehouse that contains the remains of the old Frightworld Amusement Park - a place haunted by the spirit of Verden Fell, a serial killer who died there a year before.
Essentially just a long commercial for the Frightworld Screampark with lots of gore and some T&A thrown in to keep you from going into a coma!
22. Ax 'Em (1992)
Unrated | 71 min | Horror
A weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge.
Wow. Jut wow!
23. Dead at the Box Office (2005)
After finding a mysterious film reel hidden in their ceiling, the well-meaning staff of a struggling movie theater assume that the film is an old B-movie preview trailer and play it before ... See full summary »
Worst zombie movie ever. Congrats Zombie Nation, you have been worsted!
24. I Hate You (2004 Video)
77 min | Horror
I Hate You is an off the wall Black Comedy about a comic who moonlights as a serial killer, spinning a provocative message about the reality of violence.
Supposedly this is a decent film, I don't know where they get that idea. I just didn't get it! Bad, really bad.
25. Kill the Scream Queen (2004)
74 min | Horror
A sadist lures fledgeling actress to his den of horrors, promising them fame if they act in his "snuff film." They realize only after they are tied up that he really means to torture, rape, and kill them for all to see.
Typical Bill Zebub crapfest!
26. The Crucifier (2005 Video)
85 min | Horror
Friends are invited to an LSD party. The host suffers a psychotic episode, and guests become captives. A friend has become a stranger as his delusions rule his thoughts. The forest becomes ... See full summary »
Who keeps giving this guy money to make movies?
27. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
R | 94 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home.
Votes: 29,832 | Gross: $30.35M
Why, why, why? Really Busta Rhymes? Really? Kill me now!
28. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
R | 95 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
A group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface and his insane family of cannibalistic psychopaths.
Votes: 16,501 | Gross: $0.14M
The most pointless sequel in all of horror history!
29. It Came for Friendship But Found Food (2010 Video)
97 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Paul Mantel has been chosen by Shelia, an agent of the 'Hive,' to provide food for a hungry colony of space aliens infesting a remote Oregon forest - aliens with an insatiable appetite for ... See full summary »
I saw this at the 2010 Big Bear Horror Film Festival, and really wish I had gone to the lobby to get myself a treat.
30. Violent Shit (1989)
75 min | Horror
A demented, wicked, deformed, cannibalistic killer named K. The Butcher Shitter, escapes from the police and slaughters people in many gory, bloody ways.
One of the original Brain Damage films. It's a wonder it ever became a real company!
31. Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Into Thin Air (2005 Video)
98 min | Comedy
Made as an experiment to determine the boundaries of comedy and to see of despicable characters can be cast as protagonists, this chooses the most loathesome and unrealistic of stereotypes ... See full summary »
Apparently made for Klansmen and Skinheads! If you are not offended by this movie, then you're an a-hole just like Bill Zebub!
32. The River: Legend of La Llorona (2006 Video)
73 min | Horror
Residents of a small inn are haunted by the ghost of a lady who drowned her children. She seeks revenge by killing off the inn's residents one by one.
How this movie ever had a sequel made is beyond me!
33. Night of the Dead: Leben Tod (2006 Video)
89 min | Horror
Pregnant and frightened, Anais is not allowed to leave the specialized hospital where her husband, Peter has a medical internship with his uncle, Dr. Gabriel Schreklich, a man with a serum ... See full summary »
Shame on you Eric Forsberg for making a blatant and HORRIBLE ripoff of Re-animator!
35. Snakes on a Train (2006 Video)
R | 91 min | Horror
A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »
37. Creepshow 3 (2006 Video)
R | 104 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
This second sequel to Creepshow (1982) features five new tales of horror: "Alice", "The Radio", "Call Girl", "The Professor's Wife", and "Haunted Dog".
The only thing I liked about this film that is totally unrelated to the first 2, is that the stories were interwoven into the wraparound and each other.
38. Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005 Video)
Not Rated | 103 min | Horror
In 1968, in the Ravenside Military Hospital in a military facility in Pennsylvania, the army loses control of an experiment of a lethal bacteriologic weapon that changes the DNA and ... See full summary »
39. Night of the Demons (2009)
R | 93 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
A group of kids go to a Halloween party, only to have to face down a group of demons.
Why would you make a remake of one of the 20 best horror films from the 1980's and not make sure it's not a piece of $#!7
40. The Dead Hate the Living! (2000 Video)
R | 90 min | Horror, Comedy
When a renegade band of young filmmakers break into an abandoned hospital to make their horror epic, they stumble upon a real dead body and decide to use it in their movie. They ... See full summary »
41. Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave (2005)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A college student creates a drug called "Z" and sells it on campus, inadvertently resurrecting the living dead, who wreak havoc at a Halloween rave.
42. Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis (2005)
R | 88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A group of teenagers, in an attempt to rescue their friend from an evil corporation, end up inadvertently releasing a horde of bloodthirsty zombies.
43. The Slasher (2000 Video)
93 min | Horror
New York is under the gripping threat of a masked madman killing beautiful women with no end in sight. As bloody, naked bodies are turning up everywhere, 'The Slasher' holds the city in his... See full summary »
I usually like Jim Haggarty's movies. This was an exception!
44. Zombie Lake (1981)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror
In a small village, somewhere in France, German soldiers, killed and thrown into the lake by the Resistance during WW II, come back.
45. Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
R | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Music
A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange ... See full summary »
47. Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor (2012)
Not Rated | 70 min | Horror
Allison Kramer suffers recurring nightmares and selective amnesia. She returns to camp to discover the truth only to find dark memories coming to life before her very eyes.
So they cut production footage of the scrapped Sleepaway Camp 4 in with footage of parts 1-3 and created a "movie"? Thanks for destroying one of my favorite series!
48. Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990 Video)
R | 90 min | Horror
A reporter investigating the bizarre death of a woman who leaped from a building in flames finds herself mixed up in a cult of witches who are making her part of their sacrificial ceremony during the Christmas season.
49. Uncle Sam (1996 Video)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Horror
Desert Storm vet who was killed in combat rises from the grave on July Fourth, to kill the unpatriotic citizens of his hometown, after some teens burn an American flag over his burial site.
50. Jack Frost (1997 Video)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed
51. Santa's Slay (2005)
R | 78 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.
So let me get this straight... A Jewish wrestler plays Santa Claus, who is actually Satan but for 1,000 years was forced to give children presents because he lost a curling match to an angel? Whaaaa?
52. Curse of the Wolf (2006 Video)
Not Rated | 105 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
Dakota is a young werewolf who discovers a way to halt her monthly transformations with medical means, and attempts to flee the pack where she lives, and make a new life for herself. But ... See full summary »
53. Silent Bloodnight (2006)
Unrated | 84 min | Crime, Horror
Three teenagers, who sexually abused a mentally retarded girl, are being stalked and brutally murdered by an unknown serial killer seeking vengeance. When a television reporter, who ... See full summary »
54. Cope (2007 Video)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
A dysfunctional family is drawn into a bizarre, hellish place after a life-changing decision is made.
This movie looked good when it first started. Then... 80 minutes of nothing!
56. Sinner (2007)
Not Rated | 88 min | Drama
When a fundamentalist Catholic priest clashes with a prostitute, a disillusioned pastor faces a crisis of faith, love and golf.
Way too long and the first 30 minutes are nothing but dialogue.
57. Stiff Odds (2004 Video)
Not Rated | 84 min | Fantasy, Horror
The Grim Reaper, who runs a bookie shop in the afterlife, resurrects three recently deceased zombies to help him recover his own debt losses and gain revenge on those who killed them.
I wanted to like this. I really tried. I did.
58. Death from Beyond 2 (2008 Video)
86 min | Adventure, Horror
59. Hell's Threshold (2006)
76 min | Horror
Crossing boundaries...into another world.
This was made in 24 hours with no script, and it shows. This movie is unspeakably bad. The real estate agent made me want to warp into my tv so I could kill her myself! Her selling points on the house were just too much!
60. Nightmare Museum (2006 Video)
65 min | Animation, Horror
Basically just Barbie doll porn with some really bad gore thrown in. If the plot wasn't explained in the title card, there wouldn't be one.