WORST movies I have EVER seen

Plan 9s and Robot monsters of the world are discluded. Anyway, I used to watch the worst-reviewed movies as a hobby. I haven't seen every movie; keep in my when you see a horrible movie that's not on here, I probably haven't seen it. the first five on here are in order, rest are not
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House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, and end up getting trapped there because it's been taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ along with Alone in the Dark, one of the funniest movies of the 00's. (especially the flashback sequences-not the one where it's describing the origin of the zombies, although that was funny too, but the ones where Jonathan Cherry is having dramatic flashbacks to earlier in the movie; you'll have to see it for yourself, if you dare) and to think this grossed TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS (not a huge sum in Hollywood but putting things in perspective, it is, to quote Wallace Shawn, inconceivable) ” - McMuffin93
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ mind-bogglingly awful, yet one of the amazing parts about this movie is realizing how, unlike some of these bad movies, that no matter how extraordinarily, astonishingly awful it is, some people out there are apt to think it good... especially its filmmakers. ” - McMuffin93
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
When a rookie filmmaker with the unfortunate name Alan Smithee realizes he's an unwitting studio puppet, being forced to make a big-budget action film he knows is horrible, he steals the master reels and tries to make a deal. (86 mins.)
“ stupid, unfunny, and horrendously made. not even good for laughs ” - McMuffin93
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ almost a must-see; an astonishing mess that the phrase "what were they thinking" simply doesn't do justice to ” - McMuffin93
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
The Jazz Singer (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
The son of a Jewish Cantor must defy the traditions of his religious father in order to pursue his dream of being a popular singer. (115 mins.)
“ far funnier than many of today's so-called comedies ” - McMuffin93
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ The movie follows a highly advanced alien race in the year 3000, who wiped out human civilizations a thousand years ago. (it only took them a few minutes) The aliens find a savage race of cavemen to mine gold for them (you would think they would have adequate machines for this) and, amazingly, the cavemen manage to not only to overtake them and destroy the entire alien establishment before the movie is over but blow up their home planet billions of milles away as well. Yes, Battlefield Earth is only of the funniest and most ridiculous sci-fi movies ever made; if you're a bad movie fan this is a no-brainer ” - McMuffin93
Dune (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A Duke's son leads desert warriors against the galactic emperor and his father's evil nemesis when they assassinate his father and free their desert world from the emperor's rule. (137 mins.)
Director: David Lynch
“ read the book. this movie looked great but that's about it ” - McMuffin93
Garfield (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine. (80 mins.)
Director: Pete Hewitt
“ -the comic Garfield not exactly being ideal feature film material seems to have caused its filmmakers to sleepwalk through this movie that feels lazier than Garfield himself. could have easily been made after reading the wikipedia of the Garfield comic. and would it have killed them to give this cat some teeth; even Howard the Duck and the Cat in the Hat proved that family films don't have to be mushily innocuous. ” - McMuffin93
The Master of Disguise (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise. (80 mins.)
“ even gives the word vehicle a bad name; inane and unfunny ” - McMuffin93
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
“ so amusingly inept (or maybe even amusing?...) that it was hard for me to feel much contempt for as many critics did. something of a curio ” - McMuffin93
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ horrendous dialogue ” - McMuffin93
Xanadu (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The story of a girl who makes dreams come true. (96 mins.)
“ somewhat enjoyable for it's stupidity ” - McMuffin93
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. (127 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll

yes, Burt was in this too, but lets face it: his career is as dead as the 70's ” - McMuffin93
Leprechaun 3 (1995 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
An evil leprechaun finds himself in Las Vegas, where he proceeds to cause mischief by killing people, granting twisted wishes, and infecting a young man with his green blood. (90 mins.)
“ the first and especially the second leprechaun movies were somewhat of a guilty pleasure of mine, especially because of the weed I smoked while watching them. but not only did I make the mistake of watching this when it was on TV even though I did not have weed on me, but it turned out to be of the level of quality that gives direct-to-video horror a bad name. (why did I stick with it? to justify putting it on this list) this movie screams of everyone involved having watched the first two and saying "I could make that in my sleep". and they did. obnoxious, boring, and poorly made; insipid attempts at horror and comedy make the first two seem almost clever by comparison ” - McMuffin93
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Bakers, while on vacation, find themselves competing with a rival family of eight children. (94 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
“ ya, I half-saw this when I was fifteen playing starcraft in the same room as my much younger siblings were watching this. it was like every bad family movie cliche rolled into one giant marketing ploy. the slapstick felt obligatory and was terrible at the same time; the plot was probably written in the same meeting that this sequel was proposed in, by the same 20th Century Fox executives. (read the plot description and you'll see what I mean) to have those qualities in your movie AND waste Eugene Levy in it is as offensive as any family film can get ” - McMuffin93
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
Pet Sematary (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Behind a young family's home in Maine is a terrible secret that holds the power of life after death. When tragedy strikes, the threat of that power soon becomes undeniable. (103 mins.)
Director: Mary Lambert
“ so awful; the story definitely had potential, too bad it was given the idiotic treatment. ” - McMuffin93
Employee of the Month (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A slacker competes with a repeat winner for the "Employee of the Month" title at work, in order to gain the affections of a new female employee. (103 mins.)
Director: Greg Coolidge
“ 1. note that the plot is about a department store worker thinking a chick will sleep with him if he becomes the employee of the month
2. note that the two "comic" leads are Dane Cook and Jessica Alba
3. note that not one, but TWO of the gags in this movie are ripped from SPACEBALLS. (not to mention other elements stolen from Office Space)

if you still think seeing this is a good idea, you are looking at the wrong list ” - McMuffin93
Godsend (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A couple agree to have their deceased son cloned, under the supervision of an enigmatic doctor but bizarre things start to happen years after his rebirth. (102 mins.)
Director: Nick Hamm
“ MAN should I have listened to the critics on this one. Well I did, one: Leonard Maltin, who is right about 4/5 of the time (making him the most accurate movie critic out there). His two-and-a-half star rating, plus the interesting premise and Robert Deniro and Greg Kinnear who are almost always good, was enough to make me eager to watch this. And while they were good in it, the whole movie was an appalling and unforgivable tease that goes beyond the "what were they thinking" reaction. Plot: (spoilers ahead) after a couple's eight-year-old son dies, a doctor they don't know asks them if they want to clone his cells and have him reborn in the womb. (excuse me if that wasn't quite right; I'm no scientist) And as their son becomes eight, the movie hits us with a bunch of cheap suspense indicating their son is becoming psychotic and a killer; ya know, cause he's a clone, make sense? It gets worse: the ultimate plot twist at the end has NOTHING to do with the aforementioned buildup. It turns out that the doctor made it so the clone was HIS son who died before, and since he conducted the cloning he would be able to watch him grow up. So why did they just make us watch all those familiar psychotic kid scenes... I'm appalled that this movie made $30 million ” - McMuffin93
Mr. Deeds (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way. (96 mins.)
Director: Steven Brill
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A young man whose sister was murdered by werewolves helps an investigator track down a gang of the monsters through the United States and Europe. (91 mins.)
Director: Philippe Mora
“ silly and boring, and like Leonard Maltin said, the genre sendups fell flat on their faces (says the clan leader: she will bear us many fierce daughters and sons. HA) ” - McMuffin93
The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made (2004 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
There are some movies that are so bad they're good. And there are some movies that are so bad- that they're just bad... (60 mins.)
“ yes, this too is one of the worst movies. lame, derivative narration; maybe they were TRYING to be ironic ” - McMuffin93
C.H.U.D. (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A bizarre series of murders in New York City seems to point toward the existence of a race of mutant cannibals living under the streets. (88 mins.)
Director: Douglas Cheek
“ a complete waste of time ” - McMuffin93
C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A military experiment to create a race of super-warriors go awry, and legions of murderous zombies are unleased upon a surburan neighborhood. (84 mins.)
Director: David Irving
“ almost worth seeing for it's horrendousness
also, Gerrit Graham was a good actor. he spent way too much time in dreck like this ” - McMuffin93
Mr. Magoo (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
The myopic millionaire defeats jewel smugglers in his usual bumbling manner. (87 mins.)
Director: Stanley Tong
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ a must ” - McMuffin93
The Final Destination (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
After a young man's premonition of a deadly race-car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end. (82 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
“ this one was just going through the motions of the series without imagination; even the special effects were bad ” - McMuffin93
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Max Keeble, the victim of his 7th grade class, plots revenge when he learns he's moving; it backfires when he doesn't move after all. (86 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
“ cheesy kids movie I hated even when I was ten, dissapointed upon realizing that I had several years to go before I was old enough to enjoy movies other than lazy kids movies ” - McMuffin93
Bratz (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
During their first year of high school, four best girlfriends face off against the domineering student body president who wants to split them up into different social cliques. (110 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ f_ucking Jon Voight starred in this and Baby Geniuses Two and, just when I thought his taste in roles couldn't get any more nondiscriminatory... he stars in Baby Geniuses THREE! I was amazed when I saw his name in the credits of the latter a couple months ago when I was browsing Redbox-think about it: Baby Geniuses TWO. The ultimate what-was-I-thinking, career-killing, must-have-money-role that no self-respecting actor should ever touch with a ten-foot pole... and he stars in the direct-to-video sequel nine years later!!!! Voight... is one of the greatest actors alive. He deserves much more that the aforementioned dreck. PS: After I wrote all the words you just red before PS, I looked at his IMDB profile and discovered he has two more Baby Geniuses movies in the works. I have no words. I can only wish I was that creative. Or that words were that expressive. ” - McMuffin93
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
An oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades. (118 mins.)
Director: Terry Gilliam
“ just couldn't take this one. I watched it soon after I had read the book, and I felt like I was experiencing the same material again, except with every drop of insight, timing, and humor carefully removed from the transition. for the record, Hunter S. Thompson's classic book is NOT an account of him and his lawyer doing drugs everywhere they go, but you wouldn't know it from watching this. ” - McMuffin93
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker (Stallone). It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world. (84 mins.)
“ saw this when it came out in the theaters. I was ten years old. and it was in the dollar theaters, in 3-D. and the film was finished and I left the movieplex, the first thing I uttered to my friend was "that wasn't worth the dollar"

it's that bad. ” - McMuffin93
Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Scientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous. (96 mins.)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, find Jack Sparrow, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. (169 mins.)
Director: Gore Verbinski
“ a stupendously sloppy assemblage of plot turns/twists, broad characters, special effects spectacles, etc. and it goes on forever! one of the most pathetic blockbusters I've ever seen ” - McMuffin93
One Missed Call (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths. (87 mins.)
Director: Eric Valette
“ why waste one minute watching this hackjob when all it is composed of are elements of better, scary horror movies? (i.e. Final Destination, The Grudge, and many I have not seen, so I'm told ) I hated this movie. Hate hate haaaattttteeee hateddd it. Even the mask on the posted ad isn't scary. I even remember laughing out loud at the title and premise when I saw the trailer in 2008 before seeing There Will Be Blood; silly the premise may be, I'm sure the original Japanese version was better than this turkey ” - McMuffin93
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
Pumpkin (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A sorority girl is drawn to a disabled man. (113 mins.)
“ I never knew it was possible to make a movie without a functioning brain until I saw this ” - McMuffin93