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1.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
 
2.
Humans vs Zombies (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Dark Comedy and Horror unite in this satirical thriller based on the "Live Action Role-Playing" game of the same name... (93 mins.)
Director: Brian T. Jaynes
 
3.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. (89 mins.)
“ Burdened by a rote plot and unfunny scatological humor, All the Time in the World suggests that the Spy Kids franchise has run its course. ” - removetech
 
4.
The Love Guru (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
“ The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings. ” - removetech
 
5.
The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
As Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan. (88 mins.)
 
6.
MacGruber (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C. (90 mins.)
Director: Jorma Taccone
“ It too often mistakes shock value for real humor, but MacGruber is better than many SNL films -- and better than it probably should be. ” - removetech
 
7.
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in. (88 mins.)
“ While it does manage to wring a few more screams out of the franchise's surprisingly durable premise, Paranormal Activity 4 provides fans of the series with dismayingly diminishing returns. ” - removetech
 
8.
Bachelorette (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Three friends are asked to be bridesmaids at a wedding of a woman they used to ridicule back in high school. (87 mins.)
Director: Leslye Headland
“ It has its moments, but Bachelorette ultimately plays it too safe with its trio of unlikable leads, betraying them with a predictably sentimental final act that undermines the bracingly honest humor preceding it. ” - removetech
 
9.
Blitz (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A tough cop is dispatched to take down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (97 mins.)
Director: Elliott Lester
 
10.
Duplicity (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Two ex-government agents turned rival industrial spies have to be at the top of their game when one of their companies prepares to launch a major product. However, they distract each other in more ways than one. (125 mins.)
Director: Tony Gilroy
“ Duplicity is well-crafted, smart, and often funny, but it's mostly more cerebral than visceral and features far too many plot twists. ” - removetech
 
11.
Deadfall (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A thriller that follows two siblings who decide to fend for themselves in the wake of a botched casino heist, and their unlikely reunion during another family's Thanksgiving celebration. (95 mins.)
 
12.
Citadel (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An agoraphobic father teams up with a renegade priest to save his daughter from the clutches of a gang of twisted feral children who committed an act of violence against his family years earlier. (84 mins.)
Director: Ciaran Foy
 
13.
Grave Encounters 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A film student who is obsessed with the movie Grave Encounters sets out with his friends to visit the psychiatric hospital depicted in the original film. (95 mins.)
Director: John Poliquin
 
14.
Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Ten years after conquering the Earth, ape leader Caesar wants the ruling apes and enslaved humans to live in peace. But warring factions of apes led by a militant gorilla general as well as various human groups threaten the stability. (93 mins.)
Director: J. Lee Thompson
 
15.
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life. (102 mins.)
Director: Chris Columbus
“ Heavily reliant on stereotypes and shallow teen comedy clichés, I Love You Beth Cooper is a humorless affair that fails to capture the charm of its source novel. ” - removetech
 
16.
Mission to Mars (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When the first manned mission to Mars meets with a catastrophic and mysterious disaster after reporting a unidentified structure, a rescue mission is launched to investigate the tragedy and bring back any survivors. (114 mins.)
Director: Brian De Palma
“ Beauty only goes skin deep in this shallow but visually stunning film. ” - removetech
 
17.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
Director: Samuel Bayer
“ Visually faithful but lacking the depth and subversive twists that made the original so memorable, the Nightmare on Elm Street remake lives up to its title in the worst possible way. ” - removetech
 
18.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. (103 mins.)
Director: Marc Lawrence
“ It gets a certain amount of mileage out of the inherent likability of its stars, but with an unfunny script and a lack of onscreen chemistry, Did You Hear About the Morgans? falls flat. ” - removetech
 
19.
Love Happens (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A widower whose book about coping with loss turns him into a best-selling self-help guru, falls for the hotel florist where his seminar is given, only to learn that he hasn't yet truly confronted his wife's passing. (109 mins.)
Director: Brandon Camp
“ Love Happens is a dull, chemistry-free affair that under-utilizes its appealing leads. ” - removetech
 
20.
My Boss's Daughter (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on... (86 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ Offensive, incoherent, and ineptly acted and directed. ” - removetech
 
21.
Hyde Park on Hudson (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The story of the love affair between FDR and his distant cousin Margaret "Daisy" Suckley, centered around the weekend in 1939 when the King and Queen of the United Kingdom visited upstate New York. (94 mins.)
Director: Roger Michell
“ Though bolstered by a thoroughly charming performance by Bill Murray in the central role, Hyde Park on Hudson is an FDR biopic that lets down both its audience and its subject. ” - removetech
 
22.
Spy Kids (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The children of secret-agent parents must save them from danger. (88 mins.)
“ A kinetic and fun movie that's sure to thrill children of all ages. ” - removetech
 
23.
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker (Stallone). It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world. (84 mins.)
“ The movie will be found wanting if one is not taken in by the 3-D visuals. ” - removetech
 
24.
Tekken (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Jin Kazama witnesses the death of his mother Jun by Tekken in the slums known as Anvil. After finding a Tekken ID he decides to seek out vengeance for his mother's death. (92 mins.)
Director: Dwight Little
 
25.
The American (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An assassin hides out in Italy for one last assignment. (105 mins.)
Director: Anton Corbijn
“ As beautifully shot as it is emotionally restrained, The American is an unusually divisive spy thriller -- and one that rests on an unusually subdued performance from George Clooney. ” - removetech
 
26.
Sorority Row (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer. (101 mins.)
Director: Stewart Hendler
“ Though it's slick and stylish, Sorority Row offers nothing new to the slasher genre and misses the mark both in its attempts at humor and thrills. ” - removetech
 
27.
Silent Night (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The police force of a remote Midwestern town search for a killer Santa Claus who is picking off citizens on Christmas Eve. (94 mins.)
 
28.
State of Emergency (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Chaos consumes a small town when a chemical facility explodes releasing a deadly toxin. Moments after the leak... (90 mins.)
Director: Turner Clay
 
29.
The Day (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A group of five people working to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic future discover what they think is a safe, abandoned farmhouse, but they soon find themselves fighting to stay alive as a gang of bloodthirsty predators attack. (87 mins.)
 
30.
The Paperboy (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A reporter returns to his Florida home-town to investigate a case involving a death row inmate. (107 mins.)
Director: Lee Daniels
“ Trashy and melodramatic, The Paperboy is enlivened by a strong cast and a steamy, sordid plot, but it's uneven and often veers into camp. ” - removetech
 
31.
The Good Guy (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Ambitious young Manhattanite and urban conservationist Beth wants it all: a good job, good friends, and a good guy to share the city with... (90 mins.)
Director: Julio DePietro
“ The Good Guy has an attractive cast, but they aren't done any favors by the film's cardboard characters and cliched plot. ” - removetech
 
32.
The Rookie (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Clint Eastwood plays a veteran detective who gets stuck with a rookie cop (Charlie Sheen) to chase down a German crook (Raul Julia.) (120 mins.)
Director: Clint Eastwood
 
33.
The Wolfman (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf. (103 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ Suitably grand and special effects-laden, The Wolfman suffers from a suspense-deficient script and a surprising lack of genuine chills. ” - removetech
 
34.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
“ Bewitched is haunted by scattered laughs and a lack of direction. ” - removetech
 
35.
Bereavement (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The horrific account of 6 year old Martin Bristol, abducted from his backyard swing and forced to witness the brutal crimes of a deranged madman. (103 mins.)
Director: Stevan Mena
 
36.
Movie 43 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. (94 mins.)
“ A star-studded turkey, Movie 43 is loaded with gleefully offensive and often scatological gags, but it's largely bereft of laughs. ” - removetech
 
37.
Gulliver's Travels (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Travel writer Lemuel Gulliver takes an assignment in Bermuda, but ends up on the island of Liliput, where he towers over its tiny citizens. (85 mins.)
Director: Rob Letterman
“ Though Jack Black is back doing what he does best, Gulliver's Travels largely fails to do any justice to its source material, relying instead on juvenile humor and special effects. ” - removetech
 
38.
Little Fockers (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes? (98 mins.)
Director: Paul Weitz
“ As star-studded as it is heartbreakingly lazy, Little Fockers takes the top-grossing trilogy to embarrassing new lows. ” - removetech
 
39.
Season of the Witch (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague. (95 mins.)
Director: Dominic Sena
“ Slow, cheap-looking, and dull, Season of the Witch fails even as unintentional comedy. ” - removetech
 
40.
Yogi Bear (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A documentary filmmaker travels to Jellystone Park to shoot a project and soon crosses paths with Yogi Bear, his sidekick Boo-Boo, and Ranger Smith. (80 mins.)
Director: Eric Brevig
“ Yogi Bear's 3D effects and all-star voice cast are cold comfort for its aggressively mediocre screenplay. ” - removetech
 
41.
The Black Dahlia (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Two policemen see their personal and professional lives fall apart in the wake of the "Black Dahlia" murder investigation. (121 mins.)
Director: Brian De Palma
“ Though this ambitious noir crime-drama captures the atmosphere of its era, it suffers from subpar performances, a convoluted story, and the inevitable comparisons to other, more successful films of its genre. ” - removetech
 
42.
Barbie in the Pink Shoes (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Dance your way to a magical adventure with Barbie(TM) as Kristyn(TM), a ballerina with big dreams! When she tries on a pair of sparkling pink shoes... (75 mins.)
Director: Owen Hurley
 
43.
Erased (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
An ex-CIA agent and his estranged daughter are forced on the run when his employers erase all records of his existence, and mark them both for termination as part of a wide-reaching international conspiracy. (100 mins.)
Director: Philipp Stölzl
“ Derivative to a fault, Erased squanders some nifty potential and its talented cast in a bland retelling of a story action fans have seen too many times before. ” - removetech
 
44.
Wild Wild West (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The two best hired guns in the West must save President Grant from the clutches of a nineteenth-century inventor-villain. (106 mins.)
“ Thin character development and worse the comedy isn't funny. ” - removetech
 
45.
The International (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An Interpol agent attempts to expose a high-profile financial institution's role in an international arms dealing ring. (118 mins.)
Director: Tom Tykwer
“ The International boasts some electric action sequences and picturesque locales, but is undone by its preposterous plot. ” - removetech
 
46.
The Liability (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
When 19-year-old Adam agrees to do a day's driving for his mum's gangster boyfriend Peter, it takes him on a 24-hour journey into a nightmarish world of murder, sex trafficking and revenge, in the company of aging hit man Roy. (82 mins.)
Director: Craig Viveiros
 
47.
Dino Time (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Three kids who travel back in time to 65 million years ago, where they are taken in by a dinosaur. (86 mins.)
 
48.
3 Geezers! (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Follow actor J Kimball as he researches what it's like to be old for a role in an upcoming movie. When... (81 mins.)
 
49.
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. (86 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
“ Critics say Scary Movie overloads on crudity and grossness to get its laughs. ” - removetech
 
50.
Five Minarets in New York (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two Turkish anti-terrorist agents are sent to New York City on a mission to find and bring back the dangerous Islamic leader codenamed "Dajjal"... (119 mins.)
 
51.
The Last Exorcism (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A troubled evangelical minister agrees to let his last exorcism be filmed by a documentary crew. (87 mins.)
Director: Daniel Stamm
“ It doesn't fully deliver on the chilly promise of its Blair Witch-style premise, but The Last Exorcism offers a surprising number of clever thrills. ” - removetech
 
52.
13 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A naive young man assumes a dead man's identity and finds himself embroiled in an underground world of power, violence, and chance where men gamble behind closed doors on the lives of other men. (91 mins.)
Director: Géla Babluani
 
53.
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy. (113 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ While its relentless, gory violence is more faithful to the Robert E. Howard books, Conan the Barbarian forsakes three-dimensional characters, dialogue, and acting in favor of unnecessary 3D effects. ” - removetech
 
54.
London Boulevard (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An ex-con with a reputation tries to go straight by working as a handy man for a reclusive actress but this is unfortunately not the wish of London's underground crime lord. (103 mins.)
Director: William Monahan
“ In spite of its spotless pedigree and a strong sense of visual style, London Boulevard stumbles over its frenetic pace and crowded, clichéd plot. ” - removetech
 
55.
Hulk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. (138 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
“ While Ang Lee's ambitious film earns marks for style and an attempt at dramatic depth, there's ultimately too much talking and not enough smashing. ” - removetech
 
56.
The 6th Day (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Futuristic action about a man who meets a clone of himself and stumbles into a grand conspiracy about clones taking over the world. (123 mins.)
“ This offering from Arnold Schwarzenegger contains an intriguing, disturbing premise, but the film's execution is too routine and formulaic to make good use of it. ” - removetech
 
57.
The Oranges (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The enduring friendship between the Walling and Ostroff families is tested when Nina, the prodigal Ostroff daughter, returns home for the holidays after a five-year absence and enters into an affair with David, head of the Walling family. (90 mins.)
Director: Julian Farino
“ Despite the efforts of its accomplished cast, The Oranges suffers from a mediocre script that fails to deliver well-rounded characters, dramatic tension, or sufficient laughs. ” - removetech
 
58.
Malone (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Ex-CIA hit-man running from his past (Malone) finds just how difficult it is to retire when he runs... (92 mins.)
Director: Harley Cokliss
 
59.
Prom Night (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends. (88 mins.)
“ A dim and predictable remake of an already dull slasher film, this Prom Night fails to be memorable. ” - removetech
 
60.
Action Jackson (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Vengence drives a tough Detroit cop to stay on the trail of a power hungry auto magnate who's systematically eliminating his competition. (96 mins.)
Director: Craig R. Baxley
 
61.
And Now a Word from Our Sponsor (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
An advertising CEO wakes up in the hospital speaking only in ad slogans. (87 mins.)
Director: Zack Bernbaum
 
62.
As Cool as I Am (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A smart teenage girl comes of age in a small town with her self-centered parents who had her when they were teenagers. (92 mins.)
Director: Max Mayer
 
63.
Rapture-Palooza (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Two teens battle their way through a religious apocalypse on a mission to defeat the Antichrist. (85 mins.)
 
64.
The English Teacher (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An English teacher's life is disrupted when a former student returns to her small town after failing as a playwright in New York. (93 mins.)
Director: Craig Zisk
 
65.
The Lords of Salem (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record - a "gift from the Lords". The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town's violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts? (101 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ The Lords of Salem has lots of atmospheric portent, but it's unfortunately short on scares. ” - removetech
 
66.
The Presidio (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Jay Austin is now a civilian police detective. Colonel Caldwell was his commanding officer years before... (97 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
 
67.
The Taking of Beverly Hills (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A group of embittered ex-cops use a chemical spill to raid the banks and homes of Beverly Hills. (96 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
 
68.
Bad Teacher (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her. (92 mins.)
Director: Jake Kasdan
“ In spite of a promising concept and a charmingly brazen performance from Cameron Diaz, Bad Teacher is never as funny as it should be. ” - removetech
 
69.
RoboCop 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Cyborg law enforcer RoboCop protects the citizens of Detroit by taking on a powerful drug syndicate, while a renegade OCP executive tries to create a new, superior RoboCop using a crime lord as its subject. (117 mins.)
Director: Irvin Kershner
 
70.
Max Payne (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a police detective whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation. (100 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ While it boasts some stylish action, Max Payne suffers severely from an illogical plot and overdirection. ” - removetech
 
71.
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The adventures of supernatural private investigator, Dylan Dog, who seeks out the monsters of the Louisiana bayou in his signature red shirt, black jacket, and blue jeans. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Munroe
“ An uninspired, feebly-acted horror/comedy that produces little scares and laughs. ” - removetech
 
72.
Tactical Force (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A training exercise for the LAPD SWAT Team goes terribly wrong when they find themselves pitted against two rival gangs while trapped in an abandoned Hangar, armed with nothing but blanks. (91 mins.)
 
73.
Superman III (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Synthetic kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (125 mins.)
Director: Richard Lester
“ When not overusing sight gags, slapstick, and Richard Pryor, Superman III resorts to plot points rehashed from the previous Superman flicks. ” - removetech
 
74.
X: Night of Vengeance (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A jaded call-girl. A fledgling hooker. The night from hell. (90 mins.)
Director: Jon Hewitt
 
75.
Hick (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A Nebraska teen gets more than she bargained for when she sets out for the bright lights of Las Vegas. (99 mins.)
Director: Derick Martini
 
76.
The House of Seven Corpses (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A director is filming on location in a house where seven murders were committed. The caretaker warns... (90 mins.)
Director: Paul Harrison
 
77.
Isolation (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
On a remote Irish farm, five people become unwilling participants in an experiment that goes nightmarishly wrong. (95 mins.)
Director: Billy O'Brien
 
78.
All About Steve (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. (99 mins.)
Director: Phil Traill
“ All About Steve is an oddly creepy, sour film, featuring a heroine so desperate and peculiar that audiences may be more likely to pity than root for her. ” - removetech
 
79.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A young girl sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend believes that she has released creatures from a sealed ash pit in the basement of her new home. (99 mins.)
Director: Troy Nixey
“ While it's pleasantly atmospheric and initially quite scary, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark ultimately fails to deliver the skin-crawling chills of the original. ” - removetech
 
80.
Knife Fight (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A political strategist juggling three clients questions whether or not to take the high road as the ugly side of his work begins to haunt him. (100 mins.)
Director: Bill Guttentag
 
81.
Snake Eyes (1998)
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A shady police detective finds himself in the middle of a murder conspiracy at an important boxing match in an Atlantic City casino. (98 mins.)
Director: Brian De Palma
 
82.
The Boogens (1981)
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Otherworldly creatures inhabit the bootleg tunnels underneath a small town mining community, and they kill any of the townsfolk who invade their home. (95 mins.)
Director: James L. Conway
 
83.
Virtuosity (1995)
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When a virtual reality simulation created using the personalities of multiple serial killers manages to escape into the real world, an ex-cop is tasked with stopping its reign of terror. (106 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
 
84.
A Little Help (2010)
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A woman gets entangled in a series of bizarre lies in order to take care of herself and her 12 year old son. (109 mins.)
 
85.
Holy Rollers (2010)
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In Brooklyn, a youth from an Orthodox Jewish community is lured into becoming an Ecstasy dealer by his pal who has ties to an Israeli drug cartel. (89 mins.)
Director: Kevin Asch
“ Despite a promising premise and a solid central performance from Jesse Eisenberg, Holy Rollers lacks the depth necessary to overcome its cliched script. ” - removetech
 
86.
King of the Avenue (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A young drug dealer sells his soul to the devil in order to become the #1 seller on the block. (83 mins.)
Director: Ryan Combs
 
87.
Lucky (2011)
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A wannabe serial killer wins the lottery and pursues his lifelong crush. (103 mins.)
Director: Gil Cates Jr.
 
88.
Straw Dogs (2011)
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L.A. screenwriter David Sumner relocates with his wife to her hometown in the deep South. There, while tensions build between them, a brewing conflict with locals becomes a threat to them both. (110 mins.)
Director: Rod Lurie
“ This remakes streamlines the plot but ultimately makes a fatal mistake: It celebrates violence. ” - removetech
 
89.
Ambushed (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
In the frenetic underbelly of Los Angeles, Agent Maxwell closes in on an international cocaine smuggling... (96 mins.)
 
90.
Jennifer 8 (1992)
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A big-city cop from L.A. moves to a small-town police force and immediately finds himself investigating a murder... (124 mins.)
Director: Bruce Robinson
 
91.
Retreat (2011)
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Kate and Martin escape from personal tragedy to an Island Retreat. Cut off from the outside world, their attempts to recover are shattered when a Man is washed ashore, with news of airborne killer disease that is sweeping through Europe. (90 mins.)
Director: Carl Tibbetts
 
92.
Sliver (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Carly Norris is a book editor living in New York City who moves into the Sliver apartment building. In the apartment building... (107 mins.)
Director: Phillip Noyce
 
93.
The Purge (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
In the future, a wealthy family is held hostage for harboring the target of a murderous syndicate during the Purge, a 12-hour period in which any and all crime is legalized. (85 mins.)
Director: James DeMonaco
“ Half social allegory, half home-invasion thriller, The Purge attempts to use thriller formula to make an intelligent point -- but ultimately only ends up sinking in numbing violence and tired clichés. ” - removetech
 
94.
The Reunion (2011)
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Sam and Leo Cleary have grown up hating each other, and neither likes their juvenile delinquent kid brother... (90 mins.)
Director: Mike Pavone
 
95.
The River Why (2010)
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A young man abandons his family for a solitary life of fly-fishing. His goal was to find his own way in the fishing world and thereby find himself and love. (101 mins.)
 
96.
Jason X (2001)
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Jason Voorhees returns with a new look, a new machete, and his same murderous attitude as he is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century. (91 mins.)
Director: Jim Isaac
“ Jason goes to the future, but the story is still stuck in the past. ” - removetech
 
97.
Stuck on You (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Conjoined twins from Martha's Vineyard move to Los Angeles so that one of them can pursue an acting career. (118 mins.)
“ An unusually sweet and charming comedy by the Farrelly brothers. Fans may miss the distinct lack of bodily fluids though. ” - removetech
 
98.
R.I.P.D. (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and tries to find the man who murdered him. (96 mins.)
“ It has its moments -- most of them courtesy of Jeff Bridges' rootin' tootin' performance as an undead Wild West sheriff -- but R.I.P.D. is ultimately too dim-witted and formulaic to satisfy. ” - removetech
 
99.
Lovelace (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
The story of Linda Lovelace, who is used and abused by the porn industry at the behest of her coercive husband, before taking control of her life. (93 mins.)
“ Amanda Seyfried and Peter Sarsgaard do their best with the material, but Lovelace lacks enough depth and conviction to truly do its fascinating subject justice. ” - removetech
 
100.
Psycho III (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Norman Bates falls in love with a nun - which makes his "mother" jealous - who has visited the Bates Motel alongside a drifter and a curious reporter. (93 mins.)
Director: Anthony Perkins