My dream dais for a roast of Vince McMahon

with a limit of nine scheduled roasters
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1.
“ Co-Roastmaster ” - GreggEns
 
2.
“ Co-Roastmaster ” - GreggEns
 
3.
Vince McMahon
Producer, WWE Raw
In the world of sports and sports entertainment, few promoters have been as successful as Vincent K. McMahon. Born August 24, 1945, to second- generation wrestling promoter Vincent J. McMahon, the young Vince eventually transformed his father's regional wrestling promotion, the northeastern U.S.'s World-Wide Wrestling Federation (later World Wrestling Federation...
“ guest of 'honor' ” - GreggEns
 
4.
Jeffrey Ross
Jeff Ross is an actor, writer, director, producer, and comedian originally from Newark, New Jersey. Recent acting roles include Fox's one hour drama pilot "Boomerang", produced by John Wells. Jeff is the creator and star of "The Burn With Jeff Ross" on Comedy Central as well as a producer and star of that network's wildly popular celebrity roast franchise...
“ roaster ” - GreggEns
 
5.
Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampenelli is one of the most high-profile insult comics. Though actually born in Connecticut, she is identified as a New Yorker, where she built up her career on the stand-up comic circuit. She is known for her outrageous pot shots at celebrities as well as references to her own weight and sexuality...
“ roaster ” - GreggEns
 
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“ roaster ” - GreggEns
 
7.
Dwayne Johnson
Actor, WWE Raw
Dwayne Douglas Johnson, also known as The Rock, was born on May 2, 1972 in Hayward, California, to Ata Johnson (born Feagaimaleata Fitisemanu Maivia) and Canadian-born professional wrestler Rocky Johnson. His father is black (of Black Nova Scotian descent), and his mother is of Samoan background (her own father was Peter Fanene Maivia...
“ The Rock, roaster ” - GreggEns
 
8.
John Cena
Actor, WWE Raw
John Felix Anthony Cena, better known as WWE superstar John Cena, was born on April 23, 1977 in West Newbury, Massachusetts, to Carol (Lupien) and John Cena. He is of Italian (father) and French-Canadian and English (mother) descent, and is the grandson of baseball player Tony Lupien. When he was in college...
“ roaster ” - GreggEns
 
9.
Chyna
Actress, WWE Raw
Chyna has been called "The First Lady of Sports Entertainment". Her accomplishments have gone far beyond the wrestling ring and far beyond anyone's expectations. Before exchanging body slams, modeling for top magazines and guest-starring on hundreds of shows, Chyna was a shy girl who was born in Rochester...
“ roaster ” - GreggEns
 
10.
Paul Levesque
Paul Levesque, otherwise known as Triple H, has established himself on the big scene in Blade: Trinity opposite Wesley Snipes. Levesque has already made an impression with his guest roles on The Bernie Mac Show, The Drew Carey Show, Grown Ups, and MADtv. Triple H is the WWE's number one athlete...
“ Triple H, roaster ” - GreggEns
 
11.
“ Mrs. Vince McMahon, roaster ” - GreggEns
 
12.
“ Vince's son, roaster ” - GreggEns
 
13.
Steve Austin
Actor, WWE Raw
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin was born in Victoria, Texas, as Steven James Anderson, on December 18, 1964, the youngest of five children. His mother, Beverly Jane (Harrison), remarried to Kenneth Williams, and he took his stepfather's surname. He played football at the North Texas State University. He was worthy of achieving a free education because of his football skills in school...
“ Stone Cold Steve Austin, surprise appearance ” - GreggEns