So Bad They're Unwatchable

Movies so painfully bad they make you want to break something very expensive. This is what the Mads meant with "Deep Hurting" on the classic show Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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1.
Goliathon (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
King Kong goes Hong Kong as a giant Himalayan beast tries to save a sexy Russia Tarzanette from a sleazy show-biz promoter... (86 mins.)
Director: Homer Gaugh
 
2.
Swimfan (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A high school senior with a promising swimming career has a one-night stand with consequences. (85 mins.)
Director: John Polson
 
3.
The Bloody Rage of Bigfoot (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
From the creators of Pus-E The Clown and Brandy or Freedom comes this heart stopping ride through a... (164 mins.)
Director: James Baack
 
4.
Carnosaur (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A genetically manipulated and very hungry dinosaur escapes from a bioengineering company and reeks havoc on the local desert town. (83 mins.)
 
5.
Black Circle Boys (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
All-American Kyle is the newest initiate of the Black Circle Boys, an underworld society of gothic groupies... (101 mins.)
 
6.
War of the Worlds (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
As Earth is invaded by alien tripod fighting machines, one family fights for survival. (116 mins.)
 
7.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface and his insane family of cannibalistic psychopaths. (95 mins.)
Director: Kim Henkel
 
8.
Halloween (2007)
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After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution (where he was committed as a 10 year old) and he immediately returns to Haddonfield, where he wants to find his baby sister, Laurie. Anyone who crosses his path is in mortal danger. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
 
9.
Halloween II (2009)
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Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
 
10.
The Phantom of the Opera (1998)
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Gory remake of the Gaston Leroux classic story, only this time, the phantom is not disfigured, but a man who was raised by rats deep under the Paris Opera House. (99 mins.)
Director: Dario Argento
 
11.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
12.
Daredevil (2003)
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A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. (103 mins.)
 
13.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Three girls come to Hollywood to make it big, but find only sex, drugs and sleaze. (109 mins.)
Director: Russ Meyer
 
14.
Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A college student creates a drug called "Z" and sells it on campus, inadvertently resurrecting the living dead, who wreak havoc at a Halloween rave. (86 mins.)
Director: Ellory Elkayem
 
15.
Beware! The Blob (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A technician brings a frozen specimen of the original Blob back from the North Pole. When his wife accidentally defrosts the thing, it terrorizes the populace, including the local hippies, kittens, and bowlers. (91 mins.)
Director: Larry Hagman