So BAD! It Hurts So GOOD!

Movies that have hit the absolute rock bottom of the movie making craft, and yet?! Defy all common sense with how entertaining they are.
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1.
Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
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When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. (86 mins.)
 
2.
Atlantic Rim (2013 Video)
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When giant monsters crawl out of the Atlantic Ocean and attack the Eastern Seaboard the US Government is forced to trust a trio of mischievous soldiers, specialized in piloting gigantic robots, to defend America. (85 mins.)
Director: Jared Cohn
 
3.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
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Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
4.
Steel Dawn (1987)
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In a post-apocalyptic world, a warrior wandering through the desert comes upon a group of settlers who are being menaced by a murderous gang that is after the water they control. (100 mins.)
Director: Lance Hool
 
5.
Red Sonja (1985)
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A vengeful woman sets out to retrieve a magic orb from an evil queen whom she vows vengeance upon after the evil queen slain her family and her loyal warriors raped her. (89 mins.)
 
6.
Showgirls (1995)
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Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
 
7.
Glen or Glenda (1953)
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A psychiatrist tells two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). (65 mins.)
 
8.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
9.
Road House (1989)
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A tough bouncer is hired to tame a dirty bar. (114 mins.)
 
10.
Frankenhooker (1990)
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A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes. (85 mins.)
 
11.
Killer Condom (1996)
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The plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a Hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him... (107 mins.)
Director: Martin Walz
 
12.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
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A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive. (77 mins.)
Director: George Barry
 
13.
Ishtar (1987)
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Two terrible lounge singers get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the CIA, the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his regime. (107 mins.)
Director: Elaine May
 
14.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
15.
Batman & Robin (1997)
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Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
16.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
 
17.
Pocket Ninjas (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.5/10 X  
The evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students. (80 mins.)
Director: Dave Eddy
 
18.
Bad Taste (1987)
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The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain. (91 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
 
19.
Meet the Feebles (1989)
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Multiple animals and insects experience the sleazier side of show business while working on a variety show. (97 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
 
20.
Samurai Cop (1991)
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Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two police detectives who must stop the ruthless activities of the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles (96 mins.)
Director: Amir Shervan
 
21.
Mega Piranha (2010 TV Movie)
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A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. (92 mins.)
Director: Eric Forsberg
 
22.
Slaughter High (1986)
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Eight people are invited to their old high school for their ten-year reunion where a fellow former student, disfigured from a prank gone wrong, is out to seek revenge. (90 mins.)
 
23.
Dinosaur Island (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
An army captain is flying three misfit deserters home for a court martial when the plane has engine trouble and they must land on an uncharted island... (85 mins.)
 
24.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface and his insane family of cannibalistic psychopaths. (95 mins.)
Director: Kim Henkel
 
25.
Hudson Hawk (1991)
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A cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot. (100 mins.)
Director: Michael Lehmann
 
26.
The Room (2003)
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Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
 
27.
The Avengers (1998)
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Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine. (89 mins.)
 
28.
Parting Shots (1998)
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After learning he is dying from cancer an failed photographer illegally buys a pistol and decides to go vigilante and get his revenge on all those who have made his life a misery. (99 mins.)
Director: Michael Winner
 
29.
Max Payne (2008)
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Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a police detective whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation. (100 mins.)
Director: John Moore
 
30.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
31.
Southland Tales (2006)
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During a three day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy. (145 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
 
32.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
 
33.
Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Bumbling Ernest P. Worrell is assigned to jury duty, where a crooked lawyer notices a resemblance with crime boss Mr... (81 mins.)
Director: John Cherry
 
34.
Idle Hands (1999)
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A teenage slacker's right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent. (92 mins.)
Director: Rodman Flender
 
35.
Dead Heat (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two policemen are brought back to life to chase down supernatural criminals. (86 mins.)
Director: Mark Goldblatt
 
36.
Sucker Punch (2011)
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A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the mental facility. (110 mins.)
Director: Zack Snyder
 
37.
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
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After being rescued and brought to an island, a man discovers that its inhabitants are experimental animals being turned into strange-looking humans, all of it the work of a visionary doctor. (96 mins.)
 
38.
Spookies (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A sorcerer tries to sacrifice a group of people inside his house with the intention of using their vitality to keep his wife alive. (85 mins.)
 
39.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
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The heroic warrior He-Man battles against lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
 
40.
Rubber (2010)
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A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. (82 mins.)
Director: Quentin Dupieux
 
41.
Deadly Friend (1986)
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After his friend is killed by her abusive father, the new kid in town attempts to save her by implanting robotic microchips into her brain. (91 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
42.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
 
43.
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000 Video)
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When three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in the 'hood. (90 mins.)
Director: Rob Spera
 
44.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. (88 mins.)
Director: Stephen Chiodo
 
45.
Mac and Me (1988)
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An alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
 
46.
Inara, the Jungle Girl (2012)
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'Inara, The Jungle Girl' launches viewers into the life of Inara a young girl in the military whose... (71 mins.)
 
47.
The Door (2009)
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A successful artist loses control of his life after his young daughter's death. A chance for a new start appears, but all is not what it seems. (103 mins.)
Director: Anno Saul
 
48.
Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012 Video)
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Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground... (89 mins.)
 
49.
Movie 43 (2013)
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A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. (94 mins.)