Worst movies I've ever seen

The most incompetently made, horribly misguided in their goals and outright offensive feature films I've sat through.
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1.
The Last Airbender (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom. (103 mins.)
“ 0.6/10 - a badly written, acted and directed insult to the entire Avatar fanbase. ” - tobyrclark
 
2.
The Legend of the Titanic (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme. (84 mins.)
“ 0.6/10 - a despicable depiction of a real-life tragedy and a breathtakingly stupid story in its own right. ” - tobyrclark
 
3.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies. (100 mins.)
Director: Rod Amateau
“ 0.7/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
4.
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
When Santa's sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina. (96 mins.)
Director: R. Winer
“ 0.8/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
5.
Thumbelina (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Retelling of the classic children's tale from a 1960s psychedelic viewpoint. (72 mins.)
Director: Barry Mahon
“ 0.9/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
6.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
“ 1/10 - unimaginably incompetent in every possible area. ” - tobyrclark
 
7.
Humshakals (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A comedy centered around three people who each have a lookalike of a lookalike, all with the same name. (159 mins.)
Director: Sajid Khan
“ 1.2/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
8.
Breaking Wind (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga. (82 mins.)
Director: Craig Moss
“ 1.2/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
9.
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. (90 mins.)
Director: Camillo Teti
“ 1.3/10 - even shoddier than its predecessor, though I have to give it credit for possibly having people die, albeit offscreen, this time. ” - tobyrclark
 
10.
Showgirls (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. (128 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ 1.3/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
11.
30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism. (80 mins.)
Director: Craig Moss
“ 1.3/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
12.
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
A platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive? (90 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ 1.4/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
13.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
“ 1.4/10 - Probably the worst remake and most unintentionally hilarious horror movie in history, not helped by the director's obvious misogyny. ” - tobyrclark
 
14.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ 1.5/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
15.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
“ 1.5/10 - laughably incompetent, and yet not nearly as fun as Plan 9. ” - tobyrclark
 
16.
The Wicker Tree (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Charmed by the residents of Tressock, Scotland, two young missionaries accept the invitation to participate in a local festival, fully unaware of the consequences of their decision. (96 mins.)
Director: Robin Hardy
“ 1.6/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
17.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ 1.6/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
18.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
“ 1.6/10 - Craps all over the original's mythology in a nonsensical way in the first 15 minutes and never recovers. ” - tobyrclark
 
19.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiance, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ 1.7/10 - a hilariously incoherent mess. ” - tobyrclark
 
20.
The NeverEnding Story III (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A young boy must restore order when a group of bullies steal the magical book that acts as a portal between Earth and the imaginary world of Fantasia. (95 mins.)
Director: Peter Macdonald
“ 1.7/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
21.
God's Not Dead (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
College philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists. (113 mins.)
Director: Harold Cronk
“ 1.8/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
22.
Robot Monster (1953)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter. (66 mins.)
Director: Phil Tucker
“ 1.8/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
23.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ 1.8/10 - a sporadically amusing but incoherent collection of mostly unfunny references to less than Epic movies. ” - tobyrclark
 
24.
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A defecting Soviet scientist is hit by a nuclear explosion near Yucca Flats and roams around as a beast. (54 mins.)
Director: Coleman Francis
“ 1.9/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
25.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
“ 2/10 - a film that has a shark luring a human into an ambush before following his family to the Bahamas, apparently in the name of vengeance. Enough said. ” - tobyrclark
 
26.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist. (118 mins.)
Director: John Boorman
“ 2/10 - an incoherent sequel that clearly shows its contempt for the original, not least in the way the actual hero of the original is never mentioned by name. ” - tobyrclark
 
27.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). (79 mins.)
“ 2.1/10 - Probably one of the most hilariously shoddily produced films of all time. ” - tobyrclark
 
28.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ 2.2/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
29.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ 2.3/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
30.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (90 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
“ 2.4/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
31.
S. Darko (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum. (103 mins.)
Director: Chris Fisher
“ 2.5/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
32.
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival. (94 mins.)
“ 2.6/10 - stripped of everything that made every other Alien and/or Predator movie enjoyable. ” - tobyrclark
 
33.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ 2.7/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
34.
Patch Adams (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The true story of a heroic man, Hunter Patch Adams, determined to become a medical doctor because he enjoys helping people. He ventured where no doctor had ventured before, using humour and pathos. (115 mins.)
Director: Tom Shadyac
“ 2.8/10 - a biopic that fails to make its protagonist likable, thanks to the insulting liberties it takes with history. ” - tobyrclark
 
35.
Barb Wire (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
During the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is married to the fugitive Corrina Devonshire, re-enters her life. (98 mins.)
Director: David Hogan
“ 3/10 - A Casablanca-ripoff with a small fraction of the talent involved. ” - tobyrclark
 
36.
North (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ 3/10 - A parade of racial and ethnic stereotypes, presented by a completely unheroic kid who we eventually realise believes every single one of them. ” - tobyrclark
 
37.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female rock singer who fancies him. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ 3.1/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
38.
The Love Guru (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
“ 3.1/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
39.
Corky Romano (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
The loser son of a Mafia honcho must go undercover for the FBI. (86 mins.)
Director: Rob Pritts
“ 3.1/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
40.
My Boss's Daughter (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on... (86 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ 3.1/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
41.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ 3.2/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
42.
Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Carmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker. It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world. (84 mins.)
“ 3.2/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
43.
Rollerball (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying. (98 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ 3.3/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
44.
The Lord of the Rings (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
The Fellowship of the Ring embark on a journey to destroy the One Ring and end Sauron's reign over Middle-earth. (132 mins.)
Director: Ralph Bakshi
“ 3.4/10 - an awful adaptation with poor voice acting and lazy animation, not helped by the fact that it was released with nothing to indicate that it was incomplete. ” - tobyrclark
 
45.
Casino Royale (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH. (131 mins.)
“ 3.4/10 - an incoherent and only sporadically amusing mess, which kept the book from getting a serious treatment for nearly 40 years. ” - tobyrclark
 
46.
Rocky IV (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
After iron man Drago, a highly intimidating 6-foot-5, 261-pound Soviet athlete, kills Apollo Creed in an exhibition match, Rocky comes to the heart of Russia for 15 pile-driving boxing rounds of revenge. (91 mins.)
“ 3.5/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
47.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ 3.5/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
48.
RoboCop 3 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Robocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land. (104 mins.)
Director: Fred Dekker
“ 3.5/10 ” - tobyrclark
 
49.
The Spirit (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City. (103 mins.)
Director: Frank Miller
“ 3.5/10 ” - tobyrclark