Favorite Misquoted Movie Quotes

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1.
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke. (124 mins.)
Director: Irvin Kershner
“ "Luke, I am your father." Actual quote: "No. I am your father." ” - cartman_1337
 
2.
Dirty Harry (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
When a mad man calling himself 'the Scorpio Killer' menaces the city, tough as nails San Francisco Police Inspector Harry Callahan is assigned to track down and ferret out the crazed psychopath. (102 mins.)
Director: Don Siegel
“ "Do you feel lucky, punk?" Actual quote: "...you've got to ask yourself one question; 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" ” - cartman_1337
 
3.
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Dorothy Gale is swept away from a farm in Kansas to a magical land of Oz in a tornado and embarks on a quest with her new friends to see the Wizard who can help her return home in Kansas and help her friends as well. (102 mins.)
Director: Victor Fleming
“ "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Actual quote: "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." ” - cartman_1337
 
4.
Field of Dreams (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
An Iowa corn farmer, hearing voices, interprets them as a command to build a baseball diamond in his fields; he does, and the Chicago White Sox come. (107 mins.)
“ "If you build it, they will come." Actual quote: "If you build it, he will come." ” - cartman_1337
 
5.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Snow White, pursued by a jealous queen, hides with the Dwarfs; the queen soon learns of this and prepares to feed her a poison apple. (83 mins.)
“ "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Actual quote: "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" ” - cartman_1337
 
6.
A Few Good Men (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Neo military lawyer Kaffee defends Marines accused of murder; they contend they were acting under orders. (138 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" Actual quote: Cruise: "I want the truth!" Nicholson: "You can't handle the truth!" ” - cartman_1337
 
7.
Dracula (1931)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The ancient vampire Count Dracula arrives in England and begins to prey upon the virtuous young Mina. (85 mins.)
Director: Tod Browning
“ "I want to suck your blood!" Actual quote: none, it never happened. ” - cartman_1337
 
8.
Frankenstein (1931)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
An obsessed scientist assembles a living being from parts of exhumed corpses. (70 mins.)
Director: James Whale
“ "He's alive!" Actual quote: "It's alive!" ” - cartman_1337
 
9.
Blonde Crazy (1931)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Adventures of a cocky con man and his glamorous accomplice. (79 mins.)
Director: Roy Del Ruth
“ "You dirty rat!" Actual quote: "Mmm, that dirty, double-crossin' rat!" ” - cartman_1337
 
10.
Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A trader and his daughter set off in search of the fabled graveyard of the elephants in deepest Africa, only to encounter a wild man raised by apes. (100 mins.)
Director: W.S. Van Dyke
“ "Me Tarzan, you Jane!" Actual quote: "Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan..." ” - cartman_1337
 
11.
Casablanca (1942)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
In Casablanca in December 1941, a cynical American expatriate encounters a former lover, with unforeseen complications. (102 mins.)
Director: Michael Curtiz
“ "Play it again, Sam!" Actual quote: "You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it!" or "Play it, Sam!" ” - cartman_1337
 
12.
White Heat (1949)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A psychopathic criminal with a mother complex makes a daring break from prison and leads his old gang in a chemical plant payroll heist. Shortly after the plan takes place, events take a crazy turn. (114 mins.)
Director: Raoul Walsh
“ "Top of the world, Ma!" Actual quote: "Made it, Ma. Top of the world!" ” - cartman_1337
 
13.
Star Trek (1966 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the Starship Enterprise explore the galaxy and defend the United Federation of Planets. (50 mins.)
“ "Beam me up Scotty!" Actual quote: "Scotty, beam me up." ” - cartman_1337
 
14.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Fred Dobbs and Bob Curtin, two Americans searching for work in Mexico, convince an old prospector to help them mine for gold in the Sierra Madre Mountains. (126 mins.)
Director: John Huston
“ "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" Actual quote: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" ” - cartman_1337
 
15.
The Graduate (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A disillusioned college graduate finds himself torn between his older lover and her daughter. (106 mins.)
Director: Mike Nichols
“ "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?" Actual quote: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" ” - cartman_1337
 
16.
She Done Him Wrong (1933)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In the Gay Nineties, a seductive nightclub singer contends with several suitors, including a jealous escaped convict and a handsome temperance league member. (66 mins.)
Director: Lowell Sherman
“ "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?" Actual quote: "Why don't you come up sometime and see me." ” - cartman_1337
 
17.
Jaws (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A giant great white shark arrives on the shores of a New England beach resort and wreaks havoc with bloody attacks on swimmers, until a local sheriff teams up with a marine biologist and an old seafarer to hunt the monster down. (124 mins.)
“ "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Actual quote: "You're gonna need a bigger boat!" ” - cartman_1337
 
18.
All About Eve (1950)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
An ingenue insinuates herself into the company of an established but aging stage actress and her circle of theater friends. (138 mins.)
“ "Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride." Actual quote: "Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night." ” - cartman_1337
 
19.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
A young F.B.I. cadet must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative killer to receive his help on catching another serial killer who skins his victims. (118 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Demme
“ "Hello Clarice." Actual quote: "Good evening, Clarice." ” - cartman_1337
 
20.
Mommie Dearest (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The abusive and traumatic adoptive upbringing of Christina Crawford at the hands of her mother, screen queen Joan Crawford, is depicted. (129 mins.)
Director: Frank Perry
“ "No more wire hangers, EVER!" Actual quote: "No wire hangers! No wire hangers EVER!" ” - cartman_1337
 
21.
Planet of the Apes (1968)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
An astronaut crew crash-lands on a planet in the distant future where intelligent talking apes are the dominant species, and humans are the oppressed and enslaved. (112 mins.)
“ "Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Actual quote: "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" ” - cartman_1337
 
22.
...and justice for all. (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A lawyer is forced to defend a guilty judge, while defending other innocent clients, and trying to find punishment for the guilty and provide justice for the innocent. (119 mins.)
Director: Norman Jewison
“ "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!" Actual quote: "You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order!" ” - cartman_1337
 
23.
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A man refuses to conform to life in a rural prison. (126 mins.)
“ "What we have here is failure to communicate." Actual quote: "What we've got here is failure to communicate." ” - cartman_1337
 
24.
Sunset Blvd. (1950)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
A screenwriter is hired to rework a faded silent film star's script only to find himself developing a dangerous relationship. (110 mins.)
Director: Billy Wilder
“ "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille." Actual quote: "All right, Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up." ” - cartman_1337
 
25.
Wall Street (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A young and impatient stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless and greedy corporate raider who takes the youth under his wing. (126 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
“ "Greed is good." Actual quote: "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works." ” - cartman_1337
 
26.
Knute Rockne All American (1940)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
The story of legendary Notre Dame football player and coach Knute Rockne. (98 mins.)
Director: Lloyd Bacon
“ "Win one for the Gipper." Actual quote: "Sometime when a team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, ell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper." ” - cartman_1337
 
27.
King Kong (1933)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A film crew goes to a tropical island for an exotic location shoot and discovers a colossal giant gorilla who takes a shine to their female blonde star. He is then captured and brought back to New York City for public exhibition. (100 mins.)
“ "T'was beauty that killed the beast." Actual quote: "It was Beauty killed the Beast." ” - cartman_1337
 
28.
Forrest Gump (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
While not intelligent, Forrest Gump has accidentally been present at many historic moments, but his true love, Jenny Curran, eludes him. (142 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ "My mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates.'" Actual quote: "My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates." ” - cartman_1337
 
29.
Gone with the Wind (1939)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
American film classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man conduct a turbulent romance during the American Civil War and Reconstruction periods. (238 mins.)
Director: Victor Fleming
“ "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn." Actual quote: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." ” - cartman_1337
 
30.
Network (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
A television network cynically exploits a deranged former anchor's ravings and revelations about the news media for its own profit. (121 mins.)
Director: Sidney Lumet
“ "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!". Actual quote: "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" ” - cartman_1337