October Halloween Horror Fest 2013
UPDATE: The first 5 movies I watched, I wasted a lot of time reading reviews hoping to see something good. Didn't exactly work out. Now I'm just gonna plow through horror movies with a 2013 date that I've never seen and not read a single review and hope for the best. I will probably use RedBox and VUDU now as well.
Leave a comment if you agree or if you think I'm a farking idiot. Also any recommendations are welcome.
If you have a Playstation 3 and Netflix, you have Max, a "virtual' guy who'll recommend movies for you. Max recommended Grim. Grim had nice lighting and framing. Grim had a big monster who did very little killing. Slow and confusing, Grim would be a good movie to watch if your NFL team was getting blown out on Sunday and you were hungover as hell and there was no Ernest movie on to watch instead. ” - apathy2673
This movie is so bad. It's a Romeo and Juliet/Hatfield and McCoys rehash. Pumpkinhead is in less than ten minutes of time and skip it. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. EEVVEERR!!!! ” - apathy2673
I enjoyed this movie a lot as a spoof of found footage movies. I seem to be the only person on the planet who thinks this is obvious satire/comedy and not horror(I was crying laughing so hard). They do NOT like sound guys!
Zero gore, this is a comedy. I did not expect that. Well done. ” - apathy2673
Low budget comedy/horror that pokes fun at pretentious artists and art lovers. Starts out funny, gets a bit talky...then piles on the gore and blood. Interesting and pretty watchable...but it also seems slightly artsy/pretentious itself. Maybe that's the point. ” - apathy2673
Pretty good Werewolf movie from The Asylum. Good actors, nice cinematography and gratuitous topless scenes from some women-AND the Sheriff for the ladies. Needed more gore...two people died off screen screaming "it's eating us!(paraphrase)". Good movie. ” - apathy2673
This was a pretty good movie. More of a ghost story/murder mystery. Not a lot of gore or scares, it's really not that kind of movie. But it is shot well and the acting all round is quality. The main girl is good throughout. I don't wanna give anything away but the mystery unfolds nicely and throws you for a twisted loop! ” - apathy2673
Well if you missed it it's on Hulu Plus. ” - apathy2673
Crew great/ Acting ok. Movie=TERRIBLE. Avoid at all costs if you are looking for a good October horror movie. Gore? Nope. Gary Busey? Yep. ” - apathy2673
This is it! This is the WORST movie I have ever seen...and I have seen Carl J. Sukenick's 'Alien Beasts'. This was a Kickstarter funded "movie" based on an internet meme. I guess it's supposed to be a "found footage" movie. Found footage movies usually involve a film crew. This movie has 3 characters that will eventually intersect and they all 3 just happen to use potatoes or Gameboys to film themselves 24/7. Get ready to watch shaky google searches, endless shots of the ground, zero lighting and interminable scenes of people driving in cars and their crappy, potato-filmed footage out the front windshield like a crappy dashcam. Wow. Worst movie I have ever sat through, hands down. ” - apathy2673
Oh I really enjoyed this movie. It is funny but knows when to be scary, has a high/gory bodycount and is well shot and well acted. Plus it takes place during October...and the set, The Bates Motel, is a real Haunted House in Pennsylvania that seems like a totally kick ass place to visit.
That said, the heroine, of the movie, Agnes, is a total bitch who can't keep/get a job anywhere in town except the Bates Motel. Red Flag! I was rooting for the "killer" to kill her. Seriously. Every character in the movie hates Agnes and they let her know it. You will hate Agnes. There might be a different sequel on the way...which I can't wait to see. Check this movie out..it's good stuff.
This movie has a funny scene with the late Ryan Dunn. ” - apathy2673
This is some serious MST3K stuff. The monster is a guy in a rubber suit and he's put into scenes via CGI so the whole thing is goofy. The gore is mostly CGI as well. Everyone in this movie is unlikeable, especially the guidance counselor who somehow makes it through the movie alive. This makes it easy to root for the monster for it to slaughter everyone.
Actually, there is ONE likeable character: Meeks. Joe Estevez plays Meeks, the "crazy old man" in the woods character and he's pretty damn funny. So this is weird CGI monster movie with a large axe and JOE ESTEVEZ steals the show. Yes I just wrote that and if I read that, I would probably have to see for myself. At the end of the credits it says "BUNYAN WILL RETURN",
so expect a sequel. ” - apathy2673
I didn't know this was a SyFy movie until after I watched it. It had a bunch of gore I didn't know SyFy showed. This movie is more of an action movie than a horror movie. Asylum is coming along. Anyways as an action movie it mostly zips along. The State Farm guy(Dennis Haysbert) plays a psychotic General who wants to turn werewolves into soldiers and seems to enjoy his role ALOT! Wes Studi and Craig Schieffer give it their all. The werewolves are good CGI. Not bad for SyFy but it is still SyFy. ” - apathy2673
OK recently I said that Slender Man was the worst movie I have ever seen. This movie is equally as bad. This movie makes zero sense. I defy you to explain it to me or anyone. ZERO Horror this just effin sucks. You have been warned. NOT A HORROR MOVIE...TOTAL CRAPOLA. SKIP IT! ” - apathy2673
This was well acted and shot...and pretty enjoyable if you like the genre. If you don't like the genre, well there's shaky camera work and lots of mundane footage of walls and floors etc...and waiting for something to happen. Which obviously, I am not a fan of.
This movie is VERY similar to Grave Encounters(09/2011). It is much more low budget however. Amazon says this movie is 2013 and it seems that it HAS just been released. HOWEVER, IMDB says it was released 10/31/2011...which would mean it was produced at the same time as Grave Encounters...which this movie is almost exactly alike, so I dont think this is just some GE ripoff as if that matters.
Good production. If you like GE, you'll like this...if not stay away. ” - apathy2673
Gets good production value from it's setting. Not a 100% found footage movie...shot and acted well, it's just that...found footage movies have no gore, barely any onscreen monster/ghost whatever, annoying characters who you want to see ripped to bloody shreds but never do because it's a micro budget found footage movie..and well...fark this genre..it's going nowhere. Enjoy! ” - apathy2673
This is bad. The movie starts out with a "Saw" type killer with a weird voice whose face we cannot see. 10 minutes later we are introduced to the killer and this becomes a lame movie about human organ trade(with political undertones). Not to mention the thrilling set of a Self Storage business. Everybody in this movie deserves to die an excruciatingly gory death and not enough of them do. If you are an ECW fan, you get to see Tommy Dreamer in about 1 minute of screen time. DO NOT watch this movie, you have been warned.
Cool song during the end credits though. "Side by Side" by THE CAN'T NOTS ” - apathy2673
Decent. This is kind of a reboot. This is supposed to be a return to a "scary" Chucky. It takes itself very, very seriously. Unfortunately, even with the unrated version, not a lot of gore or Chucky knifing people. ” - apathy2673
Comedy/Horror. Not a parody like Scary Movie, but more of an homage to horror with comedic elements. It needed lots more Hell Baby, who pops out with about 15 minutes to go. It also needed lots more Keeghan-Michael Key, who is hilarious everytime he shows up. ” - apathy2673
7 Patrick Muldoons out of 10. Needs more spiders and needs more Patrick Muldoon. After it's ridiculous evil gov't plot...it finally gives us Patrick Muldoon vs a HUGE spider(?). Schweet. Patrick Muldoon. ” - apathy2673
Ok, the description made it seem like it was a found footage movie filmed in Denver. I live in Denver so thought I'd check it out. It's actually a documentary about the Croke Patterson Mansion and two guys who are restoring it to be a B&B. The Croke Patterson Mansion is an infamous haunted house right smack in the middle of Capitol Hill in Denver. You're better off reading about the Croke Patterson Mansion than watching this mess. ” - apathy2673
If you like found footage movies and surveillance footage movies, why you wouldn't like this movie is beyond me. If you are tired of this genre or don't like it, you should definitely NOT watch this. Another movie where almost every kill happens off screen. Oh yea, the family in this movie WILLINGLY move into the Amityville House...which has switched coasts and houses...and looks nothing like the picture on the 'cover'. ” - apathy2673
Sucked bad. Hey Hollywood, video games are better than your movies...ESPECIALLY the ones you choose to make into movies. Give it up already. ” - apathy2673
This movie has Joey Fatone in the lead. The entire production crew is Italian(-American). I'm not saying this movie was made by the "Mafia", whatever that might be. I'm saying this is a 20 star movie and you should buy 10 copies on DVD and then buy everyone else you know 10 DVD's because it will be the greatest gift they ever received!!! ” - apathy2673
This movie does NOT *beep* around. CLASSIC. ” - apathy2673
This movie no es bueno. ZERO gore in a movie about a killer with a pickaxe. Do the people who made this crap even like horror movies? Avoid at all costs. ” - apathy2673
Sucks so bad...even worse because this is a major Hollywood/Barry Levinson production found footage movie. This is as good as Hollywood can come up with for a found footage movie!? This is an incoherent mess and if you like watching bad frame rate mimicry of crappy webcams/videocams...enjoy yourself. This piece of crap was actually released in theaters. ” - apathy2673
Man after all the crap I've watched this month, I must break ranks again and watch one of my favorites. ” - apathy2673
Loved it. This movie reminded me of the Sega CD and it's fmv movie/games...and that's a good thing. ” - apathy2673
Slightly below average. ” - apathy2673
Yet another found footage movie in an abandoned insane asylum. 26 minutes into the movie, a lost character is found facing a corner...JUST like the ending of Blair Witch. Yet another annoying film crew meeting their demise in un autre film du crap. ” - apathy2673