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1.
MVP: Most Valuable Primate (2000)
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Jack is a three-year-old chimpanzee who has been the subject of a long-term experiment by Dr. Kendall... (93 mins.)
Director: Robert Vince
 
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MVP: Most Vertical Primate (2001)
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MVP 2 opens with the lovable Jack being ousted from his hockey team, the Seattle Simians, and having... (87 mins.)
Director: Robert Vince
 
3.
MXP: Most Xtreme Primate (2004 Video)
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The third installment in the series of films that began with 2000's MVP: Most Valuable Primate finds...
Director: Robert Vince
 
4.
Santa with Muscles (1996)
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An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. (97 mins.)
Director: John Murlowski
 
5.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
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A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
 
6.
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meathook, and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal at Disney (1993 Short Film)
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A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress... (16 mins.)
Director: Ben Affleck
 
7.
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
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Jobe is resuscitated by Jonathan Walker. He wants Jobe to create a special computer chip that would... (93 mins.)
Director: Farhad Mann
 
8.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
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A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
9.
Anus Magillicutty (2003)
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When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse... (70 mins.)
Director: Morey Fineburgh
 
10.
Alien from L.A. (1988)
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A nerdy teen-age girl goes looking for her missing archaeologist father, and stumbles into a strange subterranean civilization. (87 mins.)
Director: Albert Pyun
 
11.
Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2009 Video)
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The Legend of Blood Fart lake is...well...legendary! When a group of college kids head off to their... (76 mins.)
Director: Chris Seaver
 
12.
Dinocroc vs. Supergator (2010 TV Movie)
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An unscrupulous biotech corporation run by the shady Jason Drake creates two gigantic reptiles in a secret island laboratory... (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Robertson
 
13.
Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death (1991 Video)
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Sorority sisters make contact with a demon using a crystal ball. (75 mins.)
Director: Todd Sheets
 
14.
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
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As part of a sorority ritual, the pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley, unbeknownst to them it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living hell. (80 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
 
15.
Big Momma's House (2000)
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In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, a male FBI agent disguises himself as a large grandmother. (99 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
16.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
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An FBI agent reprises his disguise as a corpulent old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (99 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
17.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)
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Malcolm Turner and his stepson Trent go undercover at an all-girls school to flush out a killer. (107 mins.)
Director: John Whitesell
 
18.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
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A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps -- and become a porn star. (97 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
 
19.
Itty Bitty Titty Committee (2007)
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High School grad and all American gal, Anna finds her purpose and herself after she hooks up with the radical feminists in The Itty Bitty Titty Committee. (87 mins.)
Director: Jamie Babbit
 
21.
The Adventures of Iron Pussy (2003)
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A transvestite secret agent is sent on a mission to the Thai countryside. (90 mins.)
 
22.
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
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Cedric the Entertainer plays Jake, a seemingly regular guy who has no idea who he is after being hit... (84 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
 
23.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
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A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes. (83 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
 
24.
Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992)
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A devil-worshiping woman sends out her four beautiful nieces to lure men back to her place so they can be killed, ground up and sold as meat pies. (100 mins.)
 
25.
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)
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Legendary outlaw of the Old West Jesse James, on the run from Marshal MacPhee, hides out in the castle of Baron Frankenstein's granddaughter Maria... (88 mins.)
 
26.
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003 Video)
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When Emily Woodrow and her friends happen on a treasure chest full of gold coins, they fail to to heed the warnings of a wise old psychic who had foretold that they would encounter trouble with a very nasty and protective Leprechaun. (87 mins.)
 
27.
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011 TV Movie)
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There's a crisis in the Florida Everglades as giant pythons are threatening the alligator population. (91 mins.)
Director: Mary Lambert
 
28.
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966)
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A corpse has 24 hours to mastermind a good deed without leaving his crypt, to go "up there" and have his youth restored. (82 mins.)
Director: Don Weis
 
29.
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)
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It starts off seriously enough, with three thugs robbing an innocent young woman at night in the city... (72 mins.)
 
30.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
 
31.
Kinky Kong (2006 Video)
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In Manhattan, Seymour is a fast-talking, flatulent, frustrated director of titillation flicks, in search of fame and fortune... (73 mins.)
Director: John Bacchus
 
32.
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992)
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After escaping from jail, Professor Gangreen plots to take over France and eventually the world, by having his hapless assistant impersonate Louis XVII. (94 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
 
33.
Frankenhooker (1990)
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A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes. (85 mins.)
 
34.
Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)
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The class of nuke 'em high is back, and this time they're in college! Tromaville's nuclear factory has... (90 mins.)
Director: Eric Louzil
 
35.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005)
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The film makers take the movie The Brain Wouldn't Die (1962) and wiped the audio clean and dubbed it over with a new, comedic soundtrack. (80 mins.)
Director: James Riffel
 
36.
Paranoia (1969)
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A rich and lonely American widow befriends two young people whose motives become suspect. (91 mins.)
Director: Umberto Lenzi
 
37.
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
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A developer tries to bulldoze a community recreation center. The local breakdancers try to stop it. (94 mins.)
Director: Sam Firstenberg
 
38.
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
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Former cop Brian O'Conner is called upon to bust a dangerous criminal and he recruits the help of a former childhood friend and street racer who has a chance to redeem himself. (107 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
 
39.
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
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After years of mother-daughter tension, Siddalee receives a scrapbook detailing the wild adventures of the "Ya-Yas", her mother's girlhood friends. (116 mins.)
Director: Callie Khouri
 
40.
Octopussy (1983)
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A fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death lead James Bond to uncover an international jewel-smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on N.A.T.O. forces. (131 mins.)
Director: John Glen
 
41.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
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The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. (88 mins.)
Director: Ace Hannah
 
42.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
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The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the... (90 mins.)
Director: J.D. Athens
 
43.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
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Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
 
44.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
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The makers of this parody of "Night of the Living Dead" took George Romero's classic and wiped the soundtrack clean, then redubbed it with comedic dialogue. (96 mins.)
Director: Lowell Mason
 
45.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
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Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. (85 mins.)
 
46.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
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A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult. (75 mins.)
Director: Fred Olen Ray
 
47.
Monsturd (2003 Video)
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A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him. (80 mins.)
Director: Rick Popko, Dan West
 
48.
Soggy Penis Syndrome (2004 Short Film)
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(6 mins.)
Director: Rosy Boyer
 
49.
A Vagina for Christmas (2001 Short Film)
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All Jack wants for Christmas is a vagina.
Director: Chad Meserve
 
50.
Violent Shit II (1992)
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Drilled by his deranged mother, Karl the Butcher jr. takes revenge for the gruesome death of his father... (82 mins.)
Director: Andreas Schnaas
 
51.
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers. (90 mins.)
Director: Terry M. West
 
52.
Disco Beaver from Outer Space (1978 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
National Lampoons mockery of everything that is wrong with cable TV. (51 mins.)
Director: Joshua White
 
53.
Pootie Tang (2001)
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Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America... (81 mins.)
Director: Louis C.K.
 
54.
Ass (1971 Short Film)
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55.
Dead Shit (2007 Short Film)
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Follows the exploits of two hapless stoners named Nixon and Hogan as they find themselves on the receiving end of a zombie apocalypse. (30 mins.)
Director: Kevin Strange
 
56.
Eat Shit and Die (2008 TV Movie)
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(22 mins.)
 
57.
Fuck You, Fuck You Very Much (1998 Documentary)
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In 1996, the artist Leila K was nominated for the best album award, for her album "Manic Panic", in the Swedish Grammis Gallan... (51 mins.)
Director: Göran Olsson
 
58.
I Gonna Fuck You Back to the Stoneage (1989 Documentary)
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Director: Gabi Mathes
 
59.
Smoke Pot Till You Fucking Die (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
As the apocalypse nears, a group of people figures they might as well take drugs and have rowdy sex.
 
60.
Tales of the Shit Eater: Beginnings (2005 Short Film)
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An uncle is concerned about his niece not doing the number 2, so he feeds her laxatives with explosive results. (4 mins.)
Director: Rick Luellen
 
61.
The Nose Job Jew (2000 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Tim is a Jew who doesn't feel he looks Jewish enough, and does as much as he possibly can to appear closer to his ethnic heritage... (6 mins.)
Director: Micah Smith
 
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63.
What a Cock (2004 Short Film)
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Chris is a mixed up guy - introverted and friendless - driven by impulses and urges beyond his control... (15 mins.)
Director: Mark Hammett
 
64.
Too Much Pussy! Feminist Sluts, a Queer X Show (2010 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A documentary road-movie about 7 young women's artists on tour on a bus, all over Europe this summer, who create on stage a manifesto on feminism, sex, art and education. (80 mins.)
Director: Émilie Jouvet
 
65.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters. (88 mins.)
 
66.
Attack on the Pin-Up Boys (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
After the unusual attack (tossing of a bag of feces) on a school 'flower boy' (heartthrob or pretty boy)... (81 mins.)
Director: Kwon Lee
 
67.
A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
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A sassy feline helps a family resolve its problems. (85 mins.)
Director: Mary Crawford
 
68.
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Gwendoline arrives in China in a box, and is helped out of her immediate predicament by a female contact and a devil-may-care adventurer... (105 mins.)
Director: Just Jaeckin
 
69.
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)
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When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future... (83 mins.)
Director: Peter George
 
70.
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
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A man tries to live a normal life despite the fact that he sometimes turns into a sheepdog. (98 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
71.
Vagina Vacation (2009 Short Film)
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After having her 18th child Nicole is ready to have another one right away. However, her vagina is not and takes off on vacation. (9 mins.)
Director: Erick Boychuk
 
72.
Gingerdead Man Vs. Evil Bong (2013)
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The Gingerdead Man seeks revenge against Sarah Leigh for causing him to live his life in the body of a gingerbread man. Her only hope is to team up with Larnell who has problems of his own in the form of a magical talking bong named Eebee. (80 mins.)
Director: Charles Band