Worst Films of 2005

A year full of movies that leave a bad taste in your mouth, or make you feel uneasy. 2005 had a lot of these films and this list will be pretty long. These films were panned by critics, were box office bombs, were awarded or nominated for a Razzie, and had a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes between 0-30% no more. Here are the worst films of 2005. Enjoy!
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1.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ 1%
It's called "Alone in the Dark" and yet there is a picture of an x-ray of someone's ribs, very convincing. Not!
And also, who is the one person who have this film a positive review? He must like everything, doesn't matter if its this, or The Garbage Pail Kids. ” - christophershobris
 
2.
Dirty Love (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A jilted photographer sets off on a mission to get back at her philandering model boyfriend and along the way discovers that not all love is created equal. (91 mins.)
“ 4%
Luckily I never saw this. But by the way it looks I'd say its a bad movie. Then I saw review, and I was convinced afterwards. ” - christophershobris
 
3.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
“ 4%
Anyone can make a title cover look appealingly scary to make you believe its actually good. Don't judge a book, or in this case, a DVD case by it's cover. ” - christophershobris
 
4.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ 6%
This has been done many times before, where someone makes a really good film like The Mask and it become a success. Then the studio makes someone else make a sequel that usually doesn't live up to the first. In this case this film is just one of those sequels that you wish never happened. ” - christophershobris
 
5.
The Perfect Man (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Teenager Holly Hamilton is tired of moving every time her single mom Jean has another personal meltdown involving yet another second-rate guy... (100 mins.)
Director: Mark Rosman
“ 6% ” - christophershobris
 
6.
A Sound of Thunder (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
When a scientist sent back to the prehistoric era strays off the path he causes a chain of events that alters history in disastrous ways. (101 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ 6%
I actually own this films because someone else bought it but I never watched and I'm glad I saved those 2 hours of my life. ” - christophershobris
 
7.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Bakers, while on vacation, find themselves competing with a rival family of eight children. (94 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
“ 6%
Steve Martin needs to rethink his movie choices. ” - christophershobris
 
8.
Underclassman (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A young detective goes undercover at an elite private school to destroy an international stolen car ring. (95 mins.)
Director: Marcos Siega
“ 6% ” - christophershobris
 
9.
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A widowed Coast Guard Admiral and a widow handbag designer fall in love and marry, much to the dismay of her 10 and his 8 children. (88 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ 6% ” - christophershobris
 
10.
Undiscovered (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A group of aspiring entertainers try to establish careers for themselves in the city of Los Angeles. (97 mins.)
Director: Meiert Avis
“ 7% ” - christophershobris
 
11.
White Noise (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An architect's desire to speak with his wife from beyond the grave, becomes an obsession with supernatural repercussions. (101 mins.)
Director: Geoffrey Sax
“ 8% ” - christophershobris
 
12.
Man of the House (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A Texas Ranger must protect a group of cheerleaders who have witnessed a murder. (100 mins.)
Director: Stephen Herek
“ 8% ” - christophershobris
 
13.
Venom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A pack of teenagers run for their lives through the swamps of Louisiana, as they are chased by Mr. Jangles, a man possessed by 13 evil souls who is relentless in his pursuit of new victims. (87 mins.)
Director: Jim Gillespie
“ 8%
Another movie trying to get your money so you can watch a money-waster. I'm glad I didn't waste mine on this. ” - christophershobris
 
14.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst. (83 mins.)
Director: Mike Bigelow
“ 9%
What else would you expect from Rob Schneider? ” - christophershobris
 
15.
Æon Flux (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Aeon Flux is a mysterious assassin working for the Monicans, a group of rebels trying to overthrow the government. When she is sent on a mission to kill the Chairman, a whole new mystery is found. (93 mins.)
Director: Karyn Kusama
“ 10% ” - christophershobris
 
16.
Elektra (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elektra the warrior survives a near-death experience, becomes an assassin-for-hire, and tries to protect her two latest targets, a single father and his young daughter, from a group of supernatural assassins. (97 mins.)
Director: Rob Bowman
“ 10%
One word: horrible. ” - christophershobris
 
17.
The Wedding Date (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Single-girl anxiety causes Kat Ellis (Messing) to hire a male escort (Mulroney) to pose as her boyfriend at her sister's wedding. Her plan, an attempt to dupe her ex-fiancé, who dumped her a couple years prior, proves to be her undoing. (90 mins.)
Director: Clare Kilner
“ 10% ” - christophershobris
 
18.
Are We There Yet? (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in New York. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston... (95 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ 11%
That's what people probably asked during the movie. They were wondering if it will ever end. ” - christophershobris
 
19.
The Man (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Special Agent Derrick Vann is a man out to get the man who killed his partner but a case of mistaken identity leads him to Andy Fidler, a salesman with too many questions and a knack of getting in Vanns way. (83 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
“ 11%
Sam Jackson can be cast in anything and come out without a dent in his career. But Levy on the other hand ruined his with this. ” - christophershobris
 
20.
The Cave (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Bloodthirsty creatures await a pack of divers who become trapped in an underwater cave network. (97 mins.)
Director: Bruce Hunt
“ 11% ” - christophershobris
 
21.
Hide and Seek (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
As a widower tries to piece together his life in the wake of his wife's suicide, his daughter finds solace -- at first -- in her imaginary friend. (101 mins.)
Director: John Polson
“ 13%
When you've had a film career like Robert De Niro's you can afford to play around. ” - christophershobris
 
22.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cousins Bo and Luke Duke, with a little help from their cousin Daisy and Uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (104 mins.)
“ 13%
The only good thing in this film is how hot Jessica Simpson is. Other then that, it doesn't live up to the TV show. ” - christophershobris
 
23.
Rebound (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
An acclaimed college basketball coach is demoted to a junior varsity team after a public meltdown. (86 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
24.
Boogeyman (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A young man tries to deal with the childhood terror that has affected his life. (89 mins.)
Director: Stephen Kay
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
25.
Stealth (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Deeply ensconced in a top-secret military program, three pilots struggle to bring an artificial intelligence program under control before it initiates the next world war. (121 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
26.
The Honeymooners (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Working class New York bus driver Ralph Kramden is always coming up with get-rich-quick schemes for him and his best friend, Ed Norton, who's always around to help him get in (and out of) trouble. (90 mins.)
Director: John Schultz
“ 14% ” - christophershobris
 
27.
In the Mix (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A successful DJ manages to rescue a powerful mobster one night. In order to repay him, the mobster gives him the task of protecting his daughter. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ 14% ” - christophershobris
 
28.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After Cheryl Frasier and Stan Fields are kidnapped, Gracie goes undercover in Las Vegas to find them. (115 mins.)
Director: John Pasquin
“ 15% ” - christophershobris
 
29.
Cursed (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults, who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill their attacker if they hope to change their fate to avoid becoming werewolves too. (97 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ 16% ” - christophershobris
 
30.
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A tale of an inner city drug dealer who turns away from crime to pursue his passion, rap music. (117 mins.)
Director: Jim Sheridan
“ 16%
Any movie can be good if it's made well. ” - christophershobris
 
31.
xXx: State of the Union (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Darius Stone, a new agent in the XXX program, is sent to Washington, DC to defuse a power struggle amongst national leaders. (101 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
“ 16%
What a terrible year for Ice Cube. ” - christophershobris
 
32.
Domino (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A recounting of Domino Harvey's life story. The daughter of actor Laurence Harvey turned away from her career as a Ford model to become a bounty hunter. (127 mins.)
Director: Tony Scott
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
33.
Doom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Space Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars but find themselves at the mercy of genetically enhanced killing machines. (105 mins.)
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
34.
The Pacifier (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house. (95 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
“ 20% ” - christophershobris
 
35.
The Ring Two (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Six months after the incidents involving the lethal videotape, new clues prove that there is a new evil lurking in the darkness. (110 mins.)
Director: Hideo Nakata
“ 20% ” - christophershobris
 
36.
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A young boy is recruited by his imaginary friends Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help save their planet. (93 mins.)
“ 20%
I don't think this has any redeeming quality in it whatsoever. No one will ever relate to this, except little Bill Jr. who is 2 years old. ” - christophershobris
 
37.
Rumor Has It... (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Sarah Huttinger is a woman who learns that her family was the inspiration for the book and film "The Graduate" -- and that she just might be the offspring of the well-documented event. (97 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
“ 20% ” - christophershobris
 
38.
Into the Blue (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A group of divers find themselves in deep trouble with a drug lord after they come upon the illicit cargo of a sunken airplane. (110 mins.)
Director: John Stockwell
“ 21% ” - christophershobris
 
39.
Two for the Money (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After suffering a career-ending injury, a former college football star aligns himself with one of the most renowned touts in the sports-gambling business. (122 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
“ 22% ” - christophershobris
 
40.
The Amityville Horror (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Newlyweds are terrorized by demonic forces after moving into a large house that was the site of a grisly mass murder a year before. (90 mins.)
Director: Andrew Douglas
“ 23%
I can tell this tried to be good but it just didn't work out. ” - christophershobris
 
41.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
42.
The Legend of Zorro (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Despite trying to keep his swashbuckling to a minimum, a threat to California's pending statehood causes the adventure-loving Alejandro de la Vega (Banderas) -- and his wife, Elena (Zeta-Jones) -- to take action. (129 mins.)
Director: Martin Campbell
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
43.
Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
44.
Stay (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
This movie focuses on the attempts of a psychiatrist to prevent one of his patients from committing suicide while trying to maintain his own grip on reality. (99 mins.)
Director: Marc Forster
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
45.
Elizabethtown (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
During a hometown memorial for his Kentucky-born father, a young man begins an unexpected romance with a too-good-to-be-true stewardess. (123 mins.)
Director: Cameron Crowe
“ 28% ” - christophershobris
 
46.
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
When an affluent couple lose all their money following a series of blunders, they turn to a life of crime to make ends meet. (90 mins.)
Director: Dean Parisot
“ 29%
The beginning of Jim Carrey's downfall. ” - christophershobris
 
47.
Be Cool (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Disenchanted with the movie industry, Chili Palmer tries the music industry, meeting and romancing a widow of a music executive on the way. (118 mins.)
Director: F. Gary Gray
“ 30% ” - christophershobris