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The worst films ever ever ever
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1.
8213: Gacy House (2010 Video)
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A group of paranormal investigators enter the abandoned home of pedophile and serial killer John Gacy... (91 mins.)
 
2.
5ive Girls (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Five wayward teenage girls are sent to a reformatory and discover they possess unique powers to battle the ancient demon, Legion, which holds thrall over the sinister institution. (95 mins.)
 
3.
Death Tunnel (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
For an initiation stunt, five college women are locked in a Kentucky hospital built in 1910 where 63,000 people died from a disease known as the "white plague". Deep under the hospital is the "Death Tunnel" which once were used to secretly remove the dead from the grounds. (97 mins.)
 
4.
Cabin Fever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals. (93 mins.)
Director: Eli Roth
 
5.
Hostel: Part III (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Four men attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas fall prey to the Elite Hunting Club, who are hosting a gruesome game show of torture. (88 mins.)
Director: Scott Spiegel
 
6.
Precious (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
In New York City's Harlem circa 1987, an overweight, abused, illiterate teen who is pregnant with her second child is invited to enroll in an alternative school in hopes that her life can head in a new direction. (110 mins.)
Director: Lee Daniels
 
7.
Identity Thief (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity. (111 mins.)
Director: Seth Gordon
 
8.
Red State (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Set in Middle America, a group of teens receive an online invitation for sex, though they soon encounter fundamentalists with a much more sinister agenda. (88 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
 
9.
Stone (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A convicted arsonist looks to manipulate a parole officer into a plan to secure his parole by placing his beautiful wife in the lawman's path. (105 mins.)
Director: John Curran
 
10.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A brother and sister driving home through isolated countryside for spring break encounter a flesh-eating creature which is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (90 mins.)
Director: Victor Salva
 
11.
The Nun (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of teenage girls are terrorized by Sister Ursula, a nun that believes she must rid the world of all sin... (101 mins.)
 
12.
The Bounty Hunter (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife, a reporter working on a murder cover-up. Soon after their reunion, the always-at-odds duo find themselves on a run-for-their-lives adventure. (110 mins.)
Director: Andy Tennant
 
13.
The Resident (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
When a young doctor suspects she may not be alone in her new Brooklyn loft, she learns that her landlord has formed a frightening obsession with her. (91 mins.)
 
14.
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A photographer, Leon's obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer, Mahogany, the subway murderer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways imaginable. (98 mins.)
 
15.
Carrie (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White, a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother, who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom. (100 mins.)
Director: Kimberly Peirce
 
16.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program. (103 mins.)
Director: Marc Lawrence
 
17.
Awake (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The story focuses on a man who suffers "anesthetic awareness" and finds himself awake and aware, but paralyzed, during heart surgery. His mother must wrestle with her own demons as a turn of events unfolds around them, while trying to unfold the story hidden behind her son's young wife. (84 mins.)
Director: Joby Harold
 
18.
The Devil Inside (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
In Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism. (83 mins.)
 
19.
Elysium (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
In the year 2154, the very wealthy live on a man-made space station while the rest of the population resides on a ruined Earth. A man takes on a mission that could bring equality to the polarized worlds. (109 mins.)
Director: Neill Blomkamp
 
20.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is engaged to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
21.
Paranormal Movie (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A man, long haunted by the paranormal, captures on camera the horror and hilarity he and his beautiful girlfriend encounter after moving into a new home. (88 mins.)
Director: Kevin Farley
 
22.
A Haunted House (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Tiddes
 
23.
The Starving Games (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. (83 mins.)
 
24.
Vampires Suck (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (82 mins.)
 
25.
The Hungover Games (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
After celebrating Doug's upcoming wedding in a cut rate hotel in Laughlin, NV, hungover guys Bradley... (85 mins.)
Director: Josh Stolberg
 
26.
Apartment 1303 3D (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A modern ghost story which turns a love/hate relationship between mother and daughter into a tale of horror. Some rentals are too good to be true. (85 mins.)
Director: Michele Taverna
 
27.
2001 Maniacs (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Eight college students traveling to Florida for Spring Break stumble into a remote town in Georgia where they are set upon by the residents who are out to avenge their deaths by Union troops over 100 years earlier during the Civil War. (87 mins.)
Director: Tim Sullivan
 
28.
Fanboys (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Star Wars fanatics take a cross-country trip to George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch so their dying friend can see a screening of Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace before its release. (90 mins.)
Director: Kyle Newman
 
29.
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw's brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gathers to seek the support of self-help guru and fellow survivor Bobby Dagen, a man whose own dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror. (90 mins.)
Director: Kevin Greutert
 
30.
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A young family moves into a historic home in Georgia, only to learn they are not the house's only inhabitants. Soon they find themselves in the presence of a secret rising from underground and threatening to bring down anyone in its path. (101 mins.)
Director: Tom Elkins
 
31.
The Dictator (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed. (83 mins.)
Director: Larry Charles