More Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks

Stephen King said: "If you love horror movies, you've got to have a love for pure S#!t." Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, while watching Michael Bay's Elm St reboot or a sequel to a movie about a film crew that goes to a haunted asylum. Seriously, who the F£$% goes to a haunted asylum? Nobody, that's who. Well, except Scooby Doo... This is a list of films that reduce horror to the level of a Saturday morning cartoon, all of which are featured in the book 'More Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks', available at Amazon. Watch the trailer on YouTube, like Blood Sex & Scooby Snacks on Facebook....but don't go near the abandoned sanitarium after dark.
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1.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
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The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
Director: Samuel Bayer
 
2.
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
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During a babysitting gig, a high-school student is harassed by an increasingly threatening prank caller. (87 mins.)
Director: Simon West
 
3.
The Stepfather (2009)
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Michael returns home from military school to find his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other, he becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand. (101 mins.)
 
4.
The Roommate (2011)
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When college freshman Sara arrives on campus for the first time, she befriends her roommate, Rebecca, unaware that the girl is becoming dangerously obsessed with her. (91 mins.)
 
5.
Swimfan (2002)
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A high school senior with a promising swimming career has a one-night stand with consequences. (85 mins.)
Director: John Polson
 
6.
Pulse (2006)
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When their computer hacker friend accidentally channels a mysterious wireless signal, a group of co-eds rally to stop a terrifying evil from taking over the world. (90 mins.)
Director: Jim Sonzero
 
7.
Exorcismus (2010)
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A family allows their young daughter's exorcism to be recorded secretly. (98 mins.)
Director: Manuel Carballo
 
8.
Venom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A pack of teenagers run for their lives through the swamps of Louisiana, as they are chased by Mr. Jangles, a man possessed by 13 evil souls who is relentless in his pursuit of new victims. (87 mins.)
Director: Jim Gillespie
 
9.
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last day of training in the desert. (89 mins.)
Director: Martin Weisz
 
10.
Dracula 2000 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A group of thieves break into a chamber expecting to find paintings, but instead they release the count himself, who travels to New Orleans to find his nemesis' daughter, Mary Van Helsing. (99 mins.)
Director: Patrick Lussier
 
11.
The Breed (2006)
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A group of five college kids are forced to match wits with unwelcoming residents when they fly to a "deserted" island for a party weekend. (91 mins.)
 
12.
Carnival of Souls (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A young girl witnesses the brutal rape and murder of her mother by a circus clown and begins to have nightmares when the carnival comes back to town when she is an adult. (90 mins.)
Director: Adam Grossman
 
13.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A group of tourists arrive in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself. (90 mins.)
Director: Joe Berlinger
 
14.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Six years after Michael Myers last terrorized Haddonfield, he returns there in pursuit of his niece, Jamie Lloyd, who has escaped with her newborn child, for which Michael and a mysterious cult have sinister plans. (87 mins.)
Director: Joe Chappelle
 
15.
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Thrill-seeking teenagers resurrect a demon from his grave and a bloody rampage for revenge begins. (88 mins.)
Director: Jeff Burr
 
16.
See No Evil (2006)
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A group of delinquents are sent to clean the Blackwell Hotel. Little do they know reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight has holed away in the rotting hotel. When one of the teens is captured, those who remain - a group that includes the cop who put a bullet in Goodnight's head four years ago - band together to survive against the brutal killer. (84 mins.)
Director: Gregory Dark
 
17.
Asylum (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Six college students discover their dorm was once an insane asylum that conducted gruesome lobotomies on its teenage inmates during the 1930's. (93 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
 
18.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
The now-adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his brother, Billy, died, which leads back to Mother Superior. (88 mins.)
Director: Lee Harry
 
19.
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
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Courtney Bates, the younger sister of Valerie, and her friends go to their condo for a weekend getaway, but Courtney can't get rid of the haunting feeling that a supernatural rockabilly driller killer is coming to murder them all. (77 mins.)
Director: Deborah Brock
 
20.
Gothika (2003)
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A repressed female psychiatrist wakes up as a patient in the asylum where she worked, with no memory of why she is there or what she has done. (98 mins.)
 
21.
Apartment 1303 3D (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A modern ghost story which turns a love/hate relationship between mother and daughter into a tale of horror. Some rentals are too good to be true. (85 mins.)
Director: Michele Taverna
 
22.
Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Six college students take a wrong turn and find themselves lost in a strangely deserted rural town..... (83 mins.)
Director: Ethan Wiley
 
23.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A young woman who was missing reappears, but she claims to be someone else entirely. (105 mins.)
Director: Chris Sivertson
 
24.
One Missed Call (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths. (87 mins.)
Director: Eric Valette
 
25.
Zombie Island Massacre (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Americans on vacation in the Caribbean take a tour of a nearby island at night and watch a local voodoo ritual. Soon after, they find themselves stranded on the island and under attack by unseen foes. One by one they meet violent ends. (95 mins.)
Director: John N. Carter
 
26.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A professor opens a crypt and reanimates rotten zombies. The zombies attack a jet-set-group which is celebrating a party in a villa nearby... (85 mins.)
Director: Andrea Bianchi
 
27.
The Reaping (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A former Christian missionary, who specializes in debunking religious phenomena, investigates a small town which seems to be suffering from the 10 biblical plagues. (99 mins.)
Director: Stephen Hopkins
 
28.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
29.
Chain Letter (2009)
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A maniac murders teens when they refuse to forward chain mail. (88 mins.)
Director: Deon Taylor
 
30.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)