Worst Films I've seen

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1.
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. (101 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
2.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
 
3.
BloodRayne (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
4.
Children of the Corn (2009 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
While traveling, an unhappy married couple encounter a cult of murderous children who worship an entity called He Who Walks Behind the Rows. (92 mins.)
 
5.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Zito
 
6.
Jason X (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Jason Voorhees returns with a new look, a new machete, and his same murderous attitude as he is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century. (91 mins.)
Director: Jim Isaac
 
7.
Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
During the Second World War, a young man, with the help of some animated puppets, must stop the Nazis who attacked his family and kidnapped his girlfriend. (83 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
 
8.
Python 2 (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Hired for his transportation services, a former mercenary and his wife accompanying a secret convoy to a Soviet military base find it overrun by a gigantic snake and must battle the creature to get out alive. (89 mins.)
Director: Lee McConnell
 
9.
Piranha 3D (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. (88 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ Nice trying to cash-in with all the bloody Porn-stars in the film to expose their breasts. ” - LiamClarkson
 
10.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
“ You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa! ” - LiamClarkson
 
11.
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
When her adoptive father disappears, Sharon Da Silva is drawn into a strange and terrifying alternate reality that holds answers to the horrific nightmares that have plagued her since childhood. (95 mins.)
“ Go away film ” - LiamClarkson
 
12.
Evil Dead (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Five friends head to a remote cabin, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads them to unwittingly summon up demons living in the nearby woods. (91 mins.)
Director: Fede Alvarez
“ Terrible Cash-in Remake, it's *beep* ” - LiamClarkson
 
13.
Home Alone 4 (2002 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with... (89 mins.)
Director: Rod Daniel
 
14.
Home Alone 3 (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Alex Pruitt, a young boy of nine living in Chicago, fends off thieves who seek a top-secret chip in his toy car to support a North Korean terrorist organization's next deed. (102 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
15.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
16.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
 
17.
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. (83 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
 
18.
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. (86 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
 
19.
The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In Ancient Akkad, Mathayus grows up as the proud son of Ashur, a captain in the world-renowned military corps of Black Scorpions... (109 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
 
20.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Upon arriving in a small town where she has inherited a rundown mansion, a famous horror hostess battles an evil uncle who wants her burned at the stake. (96 mins.)
 
21.
The Lorax (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world. (86 mins.)
 
22.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Profion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress. (107 mins.)
 
23.
Black Knight (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Martin Lawrence plays Jamal, an employee in Medieval World amusement park. After sustaining a blow to the head, he awakens to find himself in 14th century England. (95 mins.)
Director: Gil Junger
 
24.
Troll (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (82 mins.)
 
25.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
26.
Big Stan (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him. (105 mins.)
Director: Rob Schneider
 
27.
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elwood must reunite the old band, with a few new members, and go on another "Mission from God." (123 mins.)
Director: John Landis
 
28.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form. (96 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
 
29.
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Leslie Nielsen once again plays a bumbling detective in the vein of the 'Naked Gun' movies, but this time as Marshall Richard 'Dick' Dix... (99 mins.)
 
30.
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo. (89 mins.)
Director: David McNally
 
31.
High School High (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Richard Clark has just left the well-known Wellington Academy to teach at Marion Barry High School. Now, he will try to inspire the D-average students into making good grades and try to woo a fellow teacher. (86 mins.)
Director: Hart Bochner
 
32.
Watermelon Man (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An extremely bigoted white man finds out the hard (and somewhat humorous) way what it's like being a black man, firsthand! (100 mins.)
 
33.
Postal (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
In the ironically named city of Paradise, a recently laid-off loser teams up with his cult-leading uncle to steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local amusement park; somehow, the recently arrived Taliban have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent. (100 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
34.
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Inept Canadian mountie Dudley Do-Right chases after villian Snidely Whiplash and woos girlfriend Nell Fenwick. (77 mins.)
Director: Hugh Wilson
 
35.
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Ryan Harrison is framed for murder and must prove himself innocent by finding a mysterious one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man after escaping from a bus accident on the way to jail. (87 mins.)
Director: Pat Proft
 
36.
Stealing Harvard (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A middle-class man turns to a life of crime in order to finance his niece's first year at Harvard University. (85 mins.)
Director: Bruce McCulloch
 
37.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
38.
Mortal Kombat (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world. (101 mins.)
Director: Paul Anderson
 
39.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
 
40.
Sex Drive (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A high school senior drives cross-country with his best friends to hook up with a babe he met online. (109 mins.)
Director: Sean Anders
 
41.
Cool World (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A comic strip vamp seeks to seduce her cartoonist creator in order to cross over into the real world. (102 mins.)
Director: Ralph Bakshi
 
42.
Brüno (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Flamboyant and gay Austrian Brüno looks for new fame in America. (81 mins.)
Director: Larry Charles
“ Not Even Funny It's terrible. ” - LiamClarkson
 
43.
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water. (86 mins.)
Director: Ti West
 
44.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood" is a parody of several U.S... (89 mins.)
Director: Paris Barclay
“ Okay scenes; still bad. ” - LiamClarkson