At the Multiplex in Hell...

"Now Showing at the Hades Multiplex, conveniently located in the shopping center on The Eighth Circle of Hell..."

These films run in unending, 100,000-year showings in Hell. All those responsible for these productions -- both cast and crew -- are chained in their seats and forced to watch continuously what they have made. This is only the beginning of their punishment...
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1.
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A man tries to live a normal life despite the fact that he sometimes turns into a sheepdog. (98 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ There's a special place in Hades reserved just for Tim Allen... ” - teaguetod
 
2.
Bio-Dome (1996)
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Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year. (88 mins.)
Director: Jason Bloom
 
3.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
 
4.
Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
To keep the loyalty of a village during the Vietnam war, a U.S. Army officer and his unit struggle to deliver it a live elephant. (107 mins.)
Director: Simon Wincer
 
5.
It's Pat (1994)
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The comedic misadventures of a person of indeterminate gender. (77 mins.)
Director: Adam Bernstein
 
6.
Batman & Robin (1997)
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Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
7.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
 
8.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
9.
Ultraviolet (2006)
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A beautiful hemophage infected with a virus that gives her superhuman powers has to protect a boy in a futuristic world, who is thought to be carrying antigens that would destroy all hemophages. (88 mins.)
Director: Kurt Wimmer
 
10.
Tooth Fairy (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
 
11.
Cast Away (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A FedEx executive must transform himself physically and emotionally to survive a crash landing on a deserted island. (143 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ Robert Zemeckis and Tom Hanks deserve to be on this list several times over. This is one of the reasons why. ” - teaguetod
 
12.
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A girl finds she is forced to educate herself on the etiquette of wooing the opposite sex when she finally meets Mr. Right. (88 mins.)
Director: Roger Kumble
 
13.
Swept Away (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor. (89 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
 
14.
Shallow Hal (2001)
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A shallow man falls in love with a 300 pound woman because of her "inner beauty". (114 mins.)
 
15.
Norbit (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
16.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
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A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
17.
Jack and Jill (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ Adam Sandler goes to Hell twice for this one. ” - teaguetod
 
18.
Gigli (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. (121 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
 
19.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield. (91 mins.)
Director: Russell Mulcahy
 
20.
The Love Guru (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
 
21.
The Happening (2008)
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A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
22.
White Chicks (2004)
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Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
 
23.
Speed Racer (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A young driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile. (135 mins.)
 
24.
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A group of friends, just out of college, struggle with adulthood. (110 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Round up Joel Schumacher and the Brat Pack... ” - teaguetod
 
25.
Righteous Kill (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Two veteran New York City detectives work on a case of serial executions of criminals who escaped justice. (101 mins.)
Director: Jon Avnet
 
26.
North (1994)
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Sick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents. (87 mins.)
Director: Rob Reiner
 
27.
The Pacifier (2005)
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Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house. (95 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
28.
Love Story (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A boy and a girl from different backgrounds fall in love regardless of their upbringing - and then tragedy strikes. (99 mins.)
Director: Arthur Hiller
 
29.
Patch Adams (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The true story of a heroic man, Hunter Patch Adams, determined to become a medical doctor because he enjoys helping people. He ventured where no doctor had ventured before, using humour and pathos. (115 mins.)
Director: Tom Shadyac
 
30.
Rollerball (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying. (98 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
 
31.
Twins (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A physically perfect but innocent man goes in search of his long-lost twin brother, who is a short small-time crook. (107 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
 
32.
Anaconda (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake. (89 mins.)
Director: Luis Llosa
 
33.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An average aquarium cleaner house-sits for a gigolo, only to be forced to become one himself. (88 mins.)
Director: Mike Mitchell
 
34.
Bewitched (2005)
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Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
 
35.
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An English auctioneer proposes to the daughter of a mafia kingpin, only to realize that certain "favors" would be asked of him. (102 mins.)
Director: Kelly Makin
“ Why oh why didn't they make this as a musical? ” - teaguetod
 
36.
The Ugly Truth (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests... (96 mins.)
Director: Robert Luketic
“ This was a tie with Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher in 'Killers' (2010). ” - teaguetod
 
37.
Double Team (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Counter-terrorist Jack Quinn misses his target, Stavros, on the eve of his final mission. From there... (93 mins.)
Director: Hark Tsui