The worst movies I ever saw in a movie theater

I actually paid money to see this crap! Granted - some of these I walked out of during the screening. I should have walked out of ALL OF THEM.
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1.
Toys (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
When a military general inherits a toy making company and begins making war toys, his employees band together to stop him before he ruins the name of Zevo Toys forever. (118 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
“ This film is an exercise of what happens when every decision you choose to make a movie is 100% wrong. Please explain to me how garbage like this gets made. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVE! It totally stinks. ” - think_bip
 
2.
Prometheus (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Following clues to the origin of mankind a team journey across the universe and find a structure on a distant moon containing a monolithic statue of a humanoid head and stone cylinders of alien blood but they soon find they are not alone. (124 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ I walked out of this movie 45 minutes in, because I just didn't care anymore. I would say that this is the worst movie that I ever saw, but I have yet to watch the entire movie. ” - think_bip
 
3.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Casey Ryback hops on a Colorado to LA train to start a vacation with his niece. Early into the trip, terrorists board the train and use it as a mobile HQ to hijack a top secret destructive US satellite. (100 mins.)
Director: Geoff Murphy
“ This movie is so horribly bad, it could almost be a comedy. Laugh out loud stupidity. ” - think_bip
 
4.
Girl 6 (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
This Spike Lee film examines the life of an aspiring actress in New York. She is upset by the treatment... (108 mins.)
Director: Spike Lee
“ Actually, not the worst Spike Lee movie. ” - think_bip
 
5.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. ” - think_bip
 
6.
Starship Invasions (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
An advance team from a dying, far-off civilization seeks a new world to conquer and inhabit -- Earth! (89 mins.)
Director: Ed Hunt
“ This movie flat out stinks. ” - think_bip
 
7.
Disorderlies (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Three bumbling orderlies are hired to take care of an old rich man. Humorous mayhem follows. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Schultz
“ The Fat Boys attempted to reinvent The Three Stooges. ” - think_bip
 
8.
Color of Night (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A color-blind psychiatrist Bill Capa is stalked by an unknown killer after taking over his murdered friend's therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman that Capa begins having intense sexual encounters with. (121 mins.)
Director: Richard Rush
“ Walked out of this mess of a movie. The trailer is fantastic! ” - think_bip
 
9.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
“ Laugh out loud bad. ” - think_bip
 
10.
The Art of War (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Shaw is an operative for the United Nations' covert dirty-tricks squad, using espionage and quasi-ethical tactics to secure peace and cooperation... (117 mins.)
“ I actually went to go and see this movie for some laughs. I was not disappointed. Here is a tip: Do not use the title of the movie in the dialog of the movie. ” - think_bip
 
11.
The Thin Red Line (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Terrence Malick's adaptation of James Jones' autobiographical 1962 novel, focusing on the conflict at Guadalcanal during the second World War. (170 mins.)
Director: Terrence Malick
“ Fantastic cast, visually stunning, 100% crap. The performances by Nick Nolte, and John Travolta may be the worst I have ever seen by them. I actually would like my money back for this one. What a waste of time. ” - think_bip
 
12.
Hollow Man (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Scientists discover how to make people invisible, but their test subject becomes an insane killer who stalks them. (112 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ Entertaining for about 5 minutes. Apparently, becoming invisible turns you into a homicidal rapist. ” - think_bip
 
13.
1941 (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Hysterical Californians prepare for a Japanese invasion in the days after Pearl Harbor. (118 mins.)
“ I actually used to really like this movie. What was I thinking? ” - think_bip
 
14.
Superman III (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Synthetic kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (125 mins.)
Director: Richard Lester
“ A complete mess. ” - think_bip
 
15.
Dragnet (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The equally-straight-laced and "by the book" nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery. (106 mins.)
Director: Tom Mankiewicz
“ I did not laugh at all. ” - think_bip
 
16.
Vegas Vacation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
In the fourth outing for the vacation franchise, the Griswolds have to survive Vegas fever when they go to Las Vegas for a fun family vacation. (93 mins.)
Director: Stephen Kessler
“ PLEASE stop making these movies. ” - think_bip
 
17.
Demolition Man (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A police officer is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent nemesis who is loose in a non-violent future society. (115 mins.)
Director: Marco Brambilla
“ The best thing about this movie is the EP by Sting. ” - think_bip
 
18.
Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Two brothers from Miami are in the Mediterranean, enjoying life by scamming money off of rich women... (98 mins.)
Director: Prince
“ Garbage - in black & white. ” - think_bip
 
19.
Graffiti Bridge (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Graffiti Bridge is the unofficial sequel to Purple Rain. In this movie, The Kid and Morris Day are still competitors and each runs a club of his own... (95 mins.)
Director: Prince
“ Save time, and just watch the music videos. ” - think_bip
 
20.
Commando (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A retired elite Black Ops Commando launches a one man war against a group of South American criminals who have kidnapped his daughter to blackmail him into starting a revolution and getting an exiled dictator back into power. (90 mins.)
Director: Mark L. Lester
“ Stupid. ” - think_bip
 
21.
Predators (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A group of elite warriors are hunted by members of a merciless alien race known as Predators. (107 mins.)
Director: Nimród Antal
“ Great promise - horrible execution. ” - think_bip
 
22.
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After being exiled from the most advanced town in post apocalyptic Australia, a drifter travels with a group of abandoned children to rebel against the town's queen. (107 mins.)
“ Unwatchable. ” - think_bip
 
23.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ I actually fell asleep in this movie. ” - think_bip
 
24.
Cast Away (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A FedEx executive must transform himself physically and emotionally to survive a crash landing on a deserted island. (143 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ P-U! ” - think_bip
 
25.
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
John McClane travels to Russia to help out his seemingly wayward son, Jack, only to discover that Jack is a CIA operative working undercover, causing the father and son to team up against underworld forces. (98 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ Too stupid to be silly. Watching this movie is literally torture. ” - think_bip
 
26.
The Jackal (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An imprisoned IRA fighter is freed to help stop a brutal, seemingly "faceless" assassin from completing his next job. (124 mins.)
“ This story makes no sense at all. 100% comical performances! ” - think_bip
 
27.
The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After his mistress runs over a young teen, a Wall Street hotshot sees his life unravel in the spotlight, and attracting the interest of a down and out reporter. (125 mins.)
Director: Brian DePalma
“ Fantastic book - great cast - horrible movie. Please read The Devil's Candy: The Anatomy Of A Hollywood Fiasco by Julie Salamon. ” - think_bip
 
28.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general. (102 mins.)
“ I'm still not sure what this movie was about. Possibly the worst sequel, ever. ” - think_bip
 
29.
Mulholland Falls (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
In 1950's Los Angeles, a special crime squad of the LAPD investigates the murder of a young woman. (107 mins.)
Director: Lee Tamahori
“ Really, really bad. ” - think_bip
 
30.
Popeye (1980)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The adventures of the sailor man and his friends in the seaside town of Sweethaven. (114 mins.)
Director: Robert Altman
“ Not entertaining at all. ” - think_bip
 
31.
Mission to Mars (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When the first manned mission to Mars meets with a catastrophic and mysterious disaster after reporting a unidentified structure, a rescue mission is launched to investigate the tragedy and bring back any survivors. (114 mins.)
Director: Brian De Palma
“ Crap. ” - think_bip
 
32.
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Axel Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who shot his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles. (104 mins.)
Director: John Landis
“ Enough, already! ” - think_bip
 
33.
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Two centuries after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone who must continue her war against the aliens. (109 mins.)
“ Stop the madness. ” - think_bip
 
34.
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
While on an African expedition with her father, Jane Parker meets Tarzan, and the two become fascinated by each other. (107 mins.)
Director: John Derek
“ Junk. ” - think_bip
 
35.
Ghostbusters II (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The discovery of a massive river of ectoplasm and a resurgence of spectral activity allows the staff of Ghostbusters to revive the business. (108 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ Just watch Ghostbusters, and forget this was ever made. ” - think_bip
 
36.
Legal Eagles (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A New York district attorney works and flirts with his adversary and her kooky artist client, who is on trial for a murder she didn't commit. (116 mins.)
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ Stupid, stupid, stupid. ” - think_bip
 
37.
The Squeeze (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A mysterious black box spells danger to a con man and female detective. (101 mins.)
Director: Roger Young
“ Stupid story and plot. No likable characters. Crummy dialog. ” - think_bip
 
38.
Starship Troopers (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Humans in a fascistic, militaristic future do battle with giant alien bugs in a fight for survival. (129 mins.)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
“ Awful. ” - think_bip
 
39.
The Black Hole (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A research vessel finds a missing ship, commanded by a mysterious scientist, on the edge of a black hole. (98 mins.)
Director: Gary Nelson
“ Sheer disappointment. ” - think_bip
 
40.
Se7en (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
Two detectives, a rookie and a veteran, hunt a serial killer who uses the seven deadly sins as his modus operandi. (127 mins.)
Director: David Fincher
“ A film completely absent of light bulbs rated more than 100 watts. A movie that probably looked really good on paper. Nothing enjoyable at all. ” - think_bip
 
41.
¡Three Amigos! (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to perform their onscreen bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing. (104 mins.)
Director: John Landis
 
42.
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A week in the life of a young singer as he navigates the Greenwich Village folk scene of 1961. (104 mins.)