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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Let Go, Let Gov (2013)
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Cartman goes to infiltrate the NSA for his personal file, but doesn't like what he finds. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Obama Wins! (2012)
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Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Going Native (2012)
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Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Insecurity (2012)
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After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Raising the Bar (2012)
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Cartman finally realizes he is fat and decides to do something about it: get a mobility scooter. Between... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Finds Love (2012)
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There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape from the group and get off the mountain back to normal life. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Butterballs (2012)
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As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Starvin' Marvin (1997)
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The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo." (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Damien (1998)
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The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Chickenlover (1998)
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Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: 200 (2010)
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Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: 201 (2010)
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As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Hell on Earth 2006 (2006)
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Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Krazy Kripples (2003)
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Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: A Million Little Fibers (2006)
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Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long? (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Breast Cancer Show Ever (2008)
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Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Broadway Bro Down (2011)
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Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know it. Shelly has a love interest. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cherokee Hair Tampons (2000)
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Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Funnybot (2011)
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After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating "Funnybot" an automated comedian who is so funny that it puts all other comedians out of work. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Guitar Queer-o (2007)
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Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: It's Christmas in Canada (2003)
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The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Professor Chaos (2002)
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After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Royal Pudding (2011)
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During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Super Fun Time (2008)
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A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Super Best Friends (2001)
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Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: T.M.I. (2011)
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Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Tsst (2006)
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Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls? (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Asspen (2002)
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The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Best Friends Forever (2005)
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Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock? (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Bloody Mary (2005)
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Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Canada on Strike (2008)
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Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dead Celebrities (2009)
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When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Erection Day (2005)
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Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Free Willzyx (2005)
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When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fun with Veal (2002)
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Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian. (22 mins.)
 
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King of the Hill (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Hilloween (1997)
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Hank is excited about Halloween until a woman complains has the holiday canceled. (30 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Sucks (2007)
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Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartoon Wars: Part 1 (2006)
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Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartoon Wars: Part 2 (2006)
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Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get "Family Guy" off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cash for Gold (2012)
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Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Coon 2: Hindsight (2010)
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A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Crème Fraiche (2010)
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Randy becomes addicted to the Food Network, and Sharon tries to compensate for his lack of attention by turning to the Shape Weight. (22 mins.)
 
53.
King of the Hill (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dale to the Chief (2005)
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Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female; and after reviewing the warren commission report, Dale turns pro-America. (30 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Dances with Smurfs (2009)
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Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: D-Yikes! (2007)
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Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Eek, a Penis! (2008)
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Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fatbeard (2009)
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Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Gnomes (1998)
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A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Go God Go (2006)
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Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Go God Go XII (2006)
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Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: More Crap (2007)
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Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pinewood Derby (2009)
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Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Poor and Stupid (2010)
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Cartman wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up but believes he's too fat and too smart and that in order to be a NASCAR racer and enjoy it... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Poor Kid (2011)
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After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches... (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Sexual Healing (2010)
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After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the "epidemic" of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addicts and are placed in treatment. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Red Sleigh Down (2002)
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When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Red Hot Catholic Love (2002)
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Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The F Word (2009)
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The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Trapped in the Closet (2005)
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Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Return of Chef (2006)
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Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Ring (2009)
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The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Snuke (2007)
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While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Toilet Paper (2003)
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The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Succubus (1999)
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The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses. (22 mins.)
 
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Regular Show (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Country Club (2013)
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Mordecai and Rigby try to take back the cart when it is stolen by a rich, snobby country club. (23 mins.)