Pieces of [BEEP!]

I've seen these movies & to me, they are just pieces of [BEEP!]ing [BEEP!] They're not even worth adding to my personal DVD or Blu-Ray collection.
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1.
The Green Hornet (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Following the death of his father, Britt Reid, heir to his father's large company, teams up with his late dad's assistant Kato to become a masked crime fighting team. (119 mins.)
Director: Michel Gondry
 
2.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades. (89 mins.)
Director: Joel Gallen
“ We have a DVD of the universal DVD & Blu-Ray collection.

Thank God this piece of [BEEP!] movie isn't in my personal collection. ” - Nicksolo85
 
3.
The Next Karate Kid (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Mr. Miyagi is back and he takes a new pupil under his wing; a troubled adolescent girl. (107 mins.)
“ I'll acknowledge the Jaden Smith movie over this 1 but the Ralph Macchio ones I prefer over both of these. ” - Nicksolo85
 
4.
The Sandlot 2 (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A film about a group of young baseball-enthusiasts who test the terrifying myth of Mr. Mertle owning a freakishly large and dangerous dog in his backyard. (97 mins.)
“ This movie just basically ripped off the 1st 1 but with a few changes (a new cast obviously & a plot similar to the 1st 1) ” - Nicksolo85
 
5.
Van Wilder (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate. (92 mins.)
Director: Walt Becker
“ Animal House of the new millennium?

Bull [BEEP!]

Animal House is a much better movie & I'll take that over this any day. ” - Nicksolo85
 
6.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a teenager, Chun-Li witnesses the kidnapping of her father by wealthy crime lord M. Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for vengeance and becomes the famous crime-fighter of the Street Fighter universe. (96 mins.)
 
7.
Street Fighter (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. (102 mins.)
“ Don't think I put this & The Legend of Chun Li here because I favor Mortal Kombat over Street Fighter (I really do but the games are fun but Mortal Kombat's games are better).

As for Jean Claude Van Damme, I like him better as Frank Dux in Bloodsport. ” - Nicksolo85
 
8.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
 
9.
Hulk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. (138 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
 
10.
Superhero Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero. (75 mins.)
Director: Craig Mazin
“ Another dumbass piece of [BEEP!] spoof movie. ” - Nicksolo85
 
11.
The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride (1998 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Simba's daughter is the key to a resolution of a bitter feud between Simba's pride and the outcast pride led by the mate of Scar. (81 mins.)
“ The original was better.

This wasn't really needed.

What I wanna know is what real connection did what's her face (the villain lioness) have to Scar?

What, did he.....?

The bottom line is this movie is enjoyable when you're a kid but for a 13 year old?

Nah. ” - Nicksolo85
 
12.
Hancock (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Hancock is a superhero whose ill considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when one person he saves helps him improve his public image. (92 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
 
13.
Pineapple Express (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him. (111 mins.)
 
14.
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. (84 mins.)
Director: David Zucker
“ Never actually saw Scary Movie 1 or 2 but I caught this 1 on cable.

Will I see Scary Movie V?

Highly unlikely. ” - Nicksolo85
 
15.
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. (83 mins.)
Director: David Zucker