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- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganPierce is upset by the fact that civilian doctors are making a lot of money off the war, and decides to bill the army for all his work. Meanwhile, Winchester is reluctantly showing 3 Korean doctors American medical techniques, putting them down all the while, until he is on the receiving end of their expertise.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganEn route to R&R, Hawkeye is flagged down by a North Korean soldier who holds him at gun point, forcing him to treat his wounded comrade. Back in camp, the officers change partners in a bridge tournament.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganTo fight an ongoing infection in the O.R., the staff decides to remove the old wood floor and make a concrete one. The surgeons do the menial labor while Klinger acts as foreman (he knows cement and it's not that hard); while an Italian soldier falls head-over-heels for Margaret.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganMargaret's cold-hearted father visits while the gang tries to hide a stolen side of beef that was given to them by an appreciative patient.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe year 1951 as seen in retrospect, from Margaret's knitting that never stops growing, to the baseball season that ends in the famous Dodgers-Giants pennant race (and Winchester's gloom). They all hope 1952 will somehow be better.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a pushy retention officer comes to the camp to persuade staff to extend their terms of service, Klinger, distraught at his domestic situation, is persuaded to do so.
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganB.J. and Hawkeye try to get a hardship discharge for an immigrant Marine whose Mom is being deported before he can get home. Winchester becomes C.O. for a few days, using his new position to get himself silk sheets and other "basic necessities of life".
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganKlinger happens upon a bottle of vintage French wine and Hawkeye uses it to lure a nurse into his clutches. Winchester deals with Klinger to get more bottles of the wine. Col. Potter trades with the Canadians for a special anesthetic forbidden by the U.S. Army.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a supply snafu brings too many tongue depressors to camp, Hawkeye uses the extras to erect a monument to the wounded who have passed through camp. Klinger starts his own camp newspaper.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganDuring a hectic non-stop rush of wounded that is overcrowding the camp, the staff's brief naps have disturbing dreams in which the war is an never-ending intrusion.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye's challenge to go through a day without telling a joke is complicated by Winchester's amusingly desperate attempt to curry the favor of a hated visiting officer.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganMargaret's good friend Captain Helen Whitfield visits the 4077th and it seems like old times again, but what the Major doesn't know is that Whitfield is still a raging closet-alcoholic; Meanwhile, Hawkeye pulls one prank that goes too far when he drops Charles' pants in O.R.
- DirectorGabrielle BeaumontStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganCol. Potter's blood pressure is too high and he has two weeks to get it back down, causing everyone to mollycoddle him, much to his dismay. Meanwhile, the malaria medicine they are sent makes Klinger sick.
- DirectorNell CoxStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye starts inexplicably sneezing uncontrollably until Col. Potter suspects it's psychological in nature and calls in Dr. Freedman.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWinchester goes on a spiritual journey after a near-death experience. Hawkeye experiences the problems of being the officer in charge of food services when Potter rotates the duty roster.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation.
- DirectorDavid Ogden StiersStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganFather Mulcahy counsels a guilt-ridden GI who swapped tags with a dead colleague. B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet, while Hawkeye and Margaret help another GI get even with the woman who jilted him.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen Hawkeye's snappy new Polaroid camera is stolen, Klinger searches the black market and finds it. Unfortunately en route back to camp, Klinger is stopped by MPs who assume he is the camera thief.
- 1972–198325mTV-PG8.2 (573)TV EpisodeDirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhile Klinger is delirious with fever, he communicates with the ghost of deceased Private Jimmy Weston.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a visiting U.N. war correspondent sensationalizes the war instead of reporting it, Hawkeye is outraged. B.J. tries to repair a motorcycle donated to him by a wounded private.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhile Winchester fearfully avoids getting his agonizing toothache treated, the other surgeons discover a racist commander is sending his African-American soldiers disproportionally into dangerous duty.
- DirectorMike FarrellStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhile local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to delay the death of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe 4077th deals with a sudden heat wave in their own personal ways: Klinger disassembles the P.A. system, Charles goes through all of his tax returns and bonds, B.J. stresses over a letter from Peg, Margaret develops a severe case of prickly heat, and Colonel Potter can't get a good night's sleep.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganDuring a newspaper shortage, Charles gets newspapers from home, refuses to share them, and incurs the wrath of the whole camp. A patient and a soldier are brothers on opposite sides of the war.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganIgnoring Margaret's offers to help, Potter and B.J. head a bowling team in a championship match against the Marines. Hawkeye's father is having an operation back home, so Hawkeye feels helpless enough to confide in Charles.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganAfter becoming fed up with his bunkmates' living habits, Hawkeye moves out of The Swamp and into a quaint shack behind Rosie's. Meanwhile, Charles and B.J. continue to annoy one another: Charles with his loud, classical music playing at all hours, and B.J. constantly sharing news of Erin's potty training; Colonel Potter wants to paint a portrait of the entire camp as a present for Mildred, but it proves difficult with the men fighting with one another. Klinger, Margaret and Father Mulcahy take it upon themselves to try and get the Swampmen back together. Will they succeed in bringing at least one war to a peaceful finish?
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a nurse that Hawkeye is dating dies, he offers to deliver her eulogy and discovers that he didn't know her. Klinger tries to interest Charles in a business venture.
- DirectorDavid Ogden StiersStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA peddler wheels his cart into camp. Klinger buys from him a goat to get rich selling milk. B.J. shows interest in a blue vase, but Charles outbids him greatly. Meanwhile, much to his chagrin, Hawkeye is paymaster again. But just as he gets the pay rolling, wounded arrive. Hawkeye tells Klinger to keep an eye on the money while he's in surgery. Unfortunately, Klinger left the money in his office alone with the goat...Hawk and Klinger return to find the money gone. It had been eaten. No way would I-CORPS believe that. Worse yet, he still had a ton of angry, unpaid staff members. Meanwhile, Charles, who hasn't yet been paid, can't afford the vase he wants, however Rizzo agrees to loan him the money, with a small 100% interest attached. Will Charles ever get himself out of debt? Will Hawkeye go down for the disappearance of the money, or will his name be cleared by sheer luck or help from a very hungry kid?
- DirectorSusan OliverStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe nurses return from evacuation to find that the doctors have left the camp a mess. Potter announces an inspection in two days, Margaret and the nurses try to get everything reorganized. Nurse Kellye is mad at Hawkeye for ignoring her.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganCharles falls in love with a French Red Cross woman but realizes that their lifestyles are not compatible. Hawkeye and BJ are helping with an army PR stunt in their own way.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganIt's another M*A*S*H prankathon. This time, Hawkeye appears to be the marked man after menial practical jokes happen to everyone in camp, but him. Will they get him too? Or is Hawkeye already the victim of an even larger practical joke?
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe whole 4077 are looking forward to a visit from Marilyn Monroe after a rumor starts; while B.J.'s fishing trip doesn't go as planned.
- DirectorMichael SwitzerStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye receives a letter from Colonel Potters wife where she informs that she has paid the last mortgage on their home and asks Hawkeye and friends to throw a small surprise party for Potter to celebrate.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganBored at the terrible film selection, Hawkeye and BJ try to get a copy of the notorious film, "The Moon is Blue." Wounded General Rothaker declares prohibition in camp.
- DirectorNell CoxStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganFather Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. Hawkeye, BJ, and Margaret each bet on it. Meanwhile, Charles tries to help Private Walter Palmer, a patient who suffers frequent verbal abuse from his fellow soldiers due to a speech impediment.
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThree U.N. delegates come to the 4077th and make a lasting impression on members of the camp, while B.J. treats a patient whose leg injury may require an amputation.
- DirectorMike FarrellStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganCol. Potter discovers that his son-in-law has had an affair. Meanwhile, Charles' snoring is keeping his tent-mates from getting a good night's sleep.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganGeneral Addison Collins visits his wounded son Curtis, a lieutenant. Charles tries to help Margaret, who develops laryngitis as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Steven Chesler.
- DirectorJamie FarrStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganColonel Potter must decide whether to blow the whistle on an old army chum, Woody Cooke, whose military mistakes are costing human lives. BJ suffers from both an ingrown toenail and from Charles' insistence on playing his Mahler records.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWounded Private Kurland learns a painful lesson from the enemy soldier he's critically wounded, while the thankless job of charity collection officer passes from one staff member to another.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganMargaret seeks contributions for a time capsule.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe Swamp's Korean houseboy, Ho-Jon, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. The camp raises money to send Ho-Jon to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse, much to the chagrin of Hot Lips and Burns.
- DirectorMichael O'HerlihyStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter losing vital medical supplies to black marketeers, Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to make a deal to get them back. Henry gets a new antique oak desk.
- DirectorLee PhilipsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe 4077th is chosen as the site for a documentary featuring 'false heroics' about MASH units in Korea. After destroying the film, Hawkeye and Trapper make their own movie as a replacement.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye feigns insanity to prove he needs to take leave.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA wounded cowboy is itching to get back to the states to keep his marriage intact, but his request is denied. Henry becomes the target of a mad bomber.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye finds himself investigating a rash of petty thefts in the camp.
- DirectorEarl BellamyStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter Radar gets a "Dear John" letter Hawkeye and Trapper try to help him with a new nurse who's into classical literature and music.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye moves out of the Swamp while brooding over a patient gone sour, while Frank rubs salt in the wound after suffering Hawkeye's insults to his surgical ability.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonFrank applies for a transfer out of the 4077, and Hawkeye and Trapper can't resist broadcasting his goodbye to Margaret through the camp P.A. The prospect of gold in the region gives Frank second thoughts.
- DirectorEarl BellamyStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe camp erupts into celebration when they receive word that there's a ceasefire.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonRadar reports on the comedies and tragedies of a typical 4077th week while Majors Houlihan and Burns try to get Cpl. Klinger transferred and Hawkeye falls hard for a nurse.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper discover that a nearby town has been shelled by U.S. forces. When they pursue the issue, the army resists accepting responsibility.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonRadar hits a local with a jeep and a GI suffers from battle fatigue while Pierce and McIntyre clash with Frank Burns and the CID all during a poker game disguised as an officer's conference.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonIn gratitude for Hawkeye and Trapper saving his son, a general donates an officer's club to the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper work to allow everyone access to the club.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonMarried family man Henry Blake falls in love with 20-year-old ex-cheerleader Nancy Sue Parker, who is less than half his age. Nancy visits Colonel Blake at the camp and comes on to Hawkeye while Henry's in surgery.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonTrapper enters the inter-camp boxing tournament.
- DirectorE.W. SwackhamerStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Col. Blake's head to a general to protest the decision.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye is outraged when a visiting sergeant brings his 'moose' to camp - a young Korean woman he has bought to keep as his personal servant.
- DirectorTerry BeckerStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter tapping Frank Burns for blood, Hawkeye and Trapper's patient develops complications. They believe Frank has hepatitis and try to keep him operating.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye writes his dad, describing the antics of the 4077th.
- DirectorJames SheldonStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe nurses refuse to date until their lonely colleague Edwina gets a date, so the men draw straws.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper hit it off with a wounded Colonel, but when they discover his combat zeal is costing lives, they conspire to keep him from returning to the front line.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye is bored and tired, the best time to pen another missive to his father. He describes Klinger's sheer white wedding gown, which does little to hide his white boxer shorts but is better than Hawkeye's naked dining fiasco. There is more fun to be had over Hotlips' recent tiff with Frank; he got drunk on gin and confided that his own brother used to call him Ferret Face. Radar is now a real, honest to goodness mail order graduate. But, Captain Casey, the new boy genius of their surgical team, is not really a doctor; Hawkeye's failure to throw the book at him causes Casey to reassess his career choices: and an R.C. priest named Schwartz is born. Henry conducts the doctors playing and Hotlips singing "My Blue Heaven" but no one is listening. Hotlips is really selling it, but it is hard to get the Army behind any color but olive drab,
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA cold snap has everybody trying to get their hands on Hawkeye's thermal underwear.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe Army-Navy game back home holds everyone's attention (and bet money) until an artillery barrage forces the camp to dispose of an unexploded shell.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA USO troupe entertains the 4077th in between the usual chaos.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry's orders to the 4077th to be on their best behavior when General Clayton sends a psychiatrist to evaluate them meet with mixed results. Will the team be broken up and sent to other units?
- DirectorNorman TokarStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonEvery day for the past six weeks, at 5:00 o'clock p.m. on the nose, a North Korean "washout from Kamikaze school" has let loose a bomb in the general direction of the hospital's sub-ammo dump. Very affectionately known as "Five O'Clock Charlie," the only thing he hits on the nose is the time. Every day, Radar opens book on the day's exploits and takes bets on how close (in yards) Charlie will come to the sub-ammo dump. It is an occasion for cocktails and frivolity at 4077, not unlike the Kentucky Derby... until Frank demands Henry get him a "nug" from Brigadier Gen. Clayton. Capt. Phil Cardozo, the singing dentist, gives the drunken duo a new slant on things. If there is anything that will beat Frank and his nug, it is 4 dozen sheets, 18 gallons of mercurochrome and a little thing called psychology.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter Hawkeye is kept awake in surgery for 3 days straight he decides to find out who started the war.
- DirectorWilliam WiardStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye helps a soon-to-be-discharged enlisted man who wants to marry a Korean girl and take her and their child back to the U.S.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry's on trial on charges that Frank and Margaret brought against him. So that Hawkeye and Trapper can't help Henry, the Majors put them under house arrest.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye pens another letter to his father during a 'typical' day at the 4077th.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe 4077th deals with more than the usual mayhem when a sniper opens fire on the camp.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAll the surgeons except for Hawkeye, and most of the support staff except for Margaret, Radar, and Mulcahey come down with the flu. In this Korea-wide epidemic, they can't even find someone to come in and help with casualties.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye and Trapper desperately try to acquire an incubator for the camp. Captain Sloan, the Quartermaster, turns them down. A colonel with three incubators won't let them have one, and they cause an uproar at a general's press conference.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter months of waiting, Hawkeye finds that it may take more than a requisition form to get a new pair of boots.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAnother day, another complaint to Gen. Mitchell, compliments of Hotlips, Inc. and Henry is tired of their constant abuse. To make matters worse, Private Danny Baker keeps going AWOL. With the help of Fr. Mulcahy, Hawkeye and Trapper get to the bottom of Baker's trouble: his huge nose. Hawkeye calls his old buddy, renowned plastic surgeon, Major Stanley "Stosh" Robbins, (Stuart Margolin) to perform the surgery...in exchange for a date with "The Barracuda." The big problem: all elective surgery is against U.S. military regulations. Hotlips, Inc. are very suspicious. But promises were made and contingency plans laid. Will Baker get a new nose? Will Stosh meet The Barracuda? Dig through all of the white tape to find out!
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen enemy action cuts the supply lines to the 4077th in the middle of a freezing Korean winter, the unit struggles with a shortage of supplies and heating fuel.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA visiting general, appearing to be more eccentric than the usual army brass and a stickler for regulations, tries to move the camp closer to the front and court martial Hawkeye before they discover that he's completely loony.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonIt is a beautiful Spring day that makes one yearn for a group lobotomy. Trapper grabs a nurse; Radar wants to grab pretty Lt. Simmons and Henry grabs some golf. In the field, nostrils flare as Hotlips and Frank grab each other. A hairy English rose reads Rupert Brooke... and a telegram. She said yes. Hawkeye almost gets grabbed by a disturbed feline fondler, but his new buddy, Gargantuan Marine, Lyle Wesson saves him. And he keeps on saving him. Henry arranges a wireless wedding between Korea and Toledo with Father Mulcahy presiding. The brides wore white. Were Scott and Zelda on the guest list? Will there be dancing and/or twirling? Boy, they sure throw some weird parties, huh? Does the Jr. Swamp Rat finally get slaked?
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen the 4077th is invited to share an Easter meal with a Greek unit, tender-hearted Radar comes up with a creative way to save the main course...a lamb!
- DirectorWilliam K. JurgensenStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye, Margaret, and Klinger travel to an aid station at the front, where they end up working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe camp prepares for a visit from General Douglas MacArthur, but Klinger interrupts the proceedings with his attempts to earn a Section 8 discharge.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHenry finds out he's been discharged from the army and everyone at the 4077th prepares to say goodbye to him as he heads home.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye returns from R&R to find out Trapper has been discharged. He rushes to the airport to say goodbye but misses him. But it gives him an opportunity to welcome Trapper's replacement, B.J., to Korea.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganCol. Sherman T. Potter assumes command of the 4077th.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganIt's a bitterly cold night, and Hawkeye and B.J. are stuck with the overnight shift and a roomful of unruly patients. In the meantime, Margaret tells Frank that she keeps all his love letters--so he ransacks her tent to get them back.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganDue to a clerical error, Hawkeye has been declared dead. He goes crazy wondering how his dad is taking the news but the phone lines are tied up due to Eisenhower's impending visit.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganAfter their bus breaks down in the middle of nowhere on the way back from a medical convention, Hawkeye, B.J., Colonel Potter, Frank and Radar find themselves stranded.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganColonel Potter writes his anniversary letter to his wife. Meanwhile, Frank and Margaret try to find the perfect anniversary gift, only to be outdone by Radar.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe 4077th takes in Nurse Cratty's Korean orphans during a shelling attack, including a pregnant girl with a bullet wound. But Frank accuses one of the orphans of stealing his newly (and dubiously) awarded Purple Heart.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA vintage revolver is stolen from the camp's gun locker and Radar is accused as the thief.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye and B.J. place a toe tag on a passed-out Frank as part of a drunken practical joke. But the joke backfires on them when he is accidentally shipped out to the front lines.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye Pierce, going solo, has an accident with a Jeep, and is rescued by a South Korean family. To prevent himself from succumbing to a concussion, Hawkeye begins talking endlessly to the family, who can't understand a word he's saying.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye has impotency problems, Frank auctions off the 4077th's garbage, and Radar becomes distraught after a patient he has taken special interest in dies.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA chopper pilot with diabetes dead set on bringing in the most wounded from the front to be the 'Chopper Pilot of the Year' continues flying against the docs' orders.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWar Correspondent Clete Roberts interviews the members of the 4077.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a rumor for a camp relocation turns out to be real, Hawkeye, Margaret and Radar volunteer to stay behind for a patient who cannot be moved.