Grown Ups 2
After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. (101 mins.)
“ Great, what's next Jack and Jill 2 ? ” - jwoehr
The Smurfs 2
The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation - creatures called the Naughties - into real Smurfs. (105 mins.)
“ La la la la lame, they already Smurfed up the first film! ” - jwoehr
Smurfs: The Lost Village
In this fully animated, all-new take on the Smurfs, a mysterious map sets Smurfette and her friends Brainy, Clumsy and Hefty on an exciting race through the Forbidden Forest leading to the discovery of the biggest secret in Smurf history.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Autobots must escape sight from a bounty hunter who has taken control of the human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus Prime and his remaining gang turn to a mechanic, his daughter, and her back street racing boyfriend for help. (165 mins.)
“ If they started from scratch with no Michael Bay and a talented director, I'd be excited. ” - jwoehr
It's a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they're hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets his father-in-law. (101 mins.)
“ Rio was ok but is a sequel really needed ? ” - jwoehr
Independence Day: Resurgence
Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough? (120 mins.)
“ I think this is Independence Day 2 anyway. ” - jwoehr
Julius and Vincent Benedict discover they have a third sibling.
“ Eddie Murphy related to Arnold and Danny Devito ? Funny, I don't remember a black sperm doner in the 1988 film, do you ? ” - jwoehr
“ The first 4 all had similar endings and none were happy endings. This concept just doesn't work any more. ” - jwoehr
Derek and Hansel are lured into modeling again, in Rome, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy. (102 mins.)
“ A fat and old Arnold returns as Conan, hopefully he keeps his shirt on. ” - jwoehr
Pee-wee's Big Holiday
A fateful meeting with a mysterious stranger inspires Pee-wee Herman to take his first-ever holiday in this epic story of friendship and destiny. (90 mins.)
“ I like Paul Reubens...but move on! Make Blow 2 or something lol. ” - jwoehr
This plot is unknown.
“ They messed up the Venom story in Spider-Man 3, just put Venom in the Amazing Spider-Man sequels with plenty of screen time. He doesn't need his own movie! ” - jwoehr
Bridget Jones's Baby
Bridget's focus on single life and her career is interrupted when she finds herself pregnant, but with one hitch ... she can only be fifty percent sure of the identity of her baby's father. (123 mins.)
The Huntsman: Winter's War
Eric and fellow warrior Sara, raised as members of ice Queen Freya's army, try to conceal their forbidden love as they fight to survive the wicked intentions of both Freya and her sister Ravenna. (114 mins.)
“ Kristen Stewart miscast as Snow White part 2 ? Or will this be just a Huntsman spin-off with no Snow, to punish Stewart for sleeping with the originals director ? Either way, we don't need a sequel. ” - jwoehr
xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Xander Cage is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons.
Horrible Bosses 2
Dale, Kurt and Nick decide to start their own business but things don't go as planned because of a slick investor, prompting the trio to pull off a harebrained and misguided kidnapping scheme. (108 mins.)
“ I predict they all get even more horrible bosses. Identity Thief made money too, so I guess we'll also get a sequel to that where she steals his identity again. ” - jwoehr
The third and final installment of film-maker Kevin Smith's 'Clerks' series.
“ It beats getting a Cop-Out 2, but still, why ? ” - jwoehr
A young woman finds herself on the receiving end of a terrifying curse that threatens to take her life in seven days.