Upcoming Sequels We Don't Need

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1.
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. (101 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
“ Great, what's next Jack and Jill 2 ? ” - jwoehr
 
2.
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been kidnapped by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation - creatures called the Naughties - into real Smurfs. (105 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ La la la la lame, they already Smurfed up the first film! ” - jwoehr
 
3.
Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017)
In this fully animated, all-new take on the Smurfs, a mysterious map sets Smurfette and her friends Brainy, Clumsy and Hefty on an exciting race through the Forbidden Forest leading to the discovery of the biggest secret in Smurf history.
Director: Kelly Asbury
 
4.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Autobots must escape sight from a bounty hunter who has taken control of the human serendipity: Unexpectedly, Optimus Prime and his remaining gang turn to a mechanic, his daughter, and her back street racing boyfriend for help. (165 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ If they started from scratch with no Michael Bay and a talented director, I'd be excited. ” - jwoehr
 
5.
Rio 2 (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
It's a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they're hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets his father-in-law. (101 mins.)
Director: Carlos Saldanha
“ Rio was ok but is a sequel really needed ? ” - jwoehr
 
6.
Untitled Halloween Sequel (????)
The plot is unknown at this time.
 
7.
Yogi Bear 2 (????)
Plot unknown
 
8.
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough? (120 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ I think this is Independence Day 2 anyway. ” - jwoehr
 
9.
Triplets (????)
Julius and Vincent Benedict discover they have a third sibling.
Director: Ivan Reitman
“ Eddie Murphy related to Arnold and Danny Devito ? Funny, I don't remember a black sperm doner in the 1988 film, do you ? ” - jwoehr
 
10.
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Using a special camera that can see spirits, a family must protect their daughter from an evil entity with a sinister plan. (88 mins.)
Director: Gregory Plotkin
“ The first 4 all had similar endings and none were happy endings. This concept just doesn't work any more. ” - jwoehr
 
11.
Zoolander 2 (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Derek and Hansel are lured into modeling again, in Rome, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy. (102 mins.)
Director: Ben Stiller
 
12.
The Legend of Conan (????)
The plot is unknown at this time.
“ A fat and old Arnold returns as Conan, hopefully he keeps his shirt on. ” - jwoehr
 
13.
Pee-wee's Big Holiday (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A fateful meeting with a mysterious stranger inspires Pee-wee Herman to take his first-ever holiday in this epic story of friendship and destiny. (90 mins.)
Director: John Lee
“ I like Paul Reubens...but move on! Make Blow 2 or something lol. ” - jwoehr
 
14.
Venom (????)
This plot is unknown.
Director: Alex Kurtzman
“ They messed up the Venom story in Spider-Man 3, just put Venom in the Amazing Spider-Man sequels with plenty of screen time. He doesn't need his own movie! ” - jwoehr
 
15.
Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Bridget's focus on single life and her career is interrupted when she finds herself pregnant, but with one hitch ... she can only be fifty percent sure of the identity of her baby's father. (123 mins.)
Director: Sharon Maguire
 
16.
The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Eric and fellow warrior Sara, raised as members of ice Queen Freya's army, try to conceal their forbidden love as they fight to survive the wicked intentions of both Freya and her sister Ravenna. (114 mins.)
“ Kristen Stewart miscast as Snow White part 2 ? Or will this be just a Huntsman spin-off with no Snow, to punish Stewart for sleeping with the originals director ? Either way, we don't need a sequel. ” - jwoehr
 
18.
xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Xander Cage is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons.
Director: D.J. Caruso
 
19.
Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Dale, Kurt and Nick decide to start their own business but things don't go as planned because of a slick investor, prompting the trio to pull off a harebrained and misguided kidnapping scheme. (108 mins.)
Director: Sean Anders
“ I predict they all get even more horrible bosses. Identity Thief made money too, so I guess we'll also get a sequel to that where she steals his identity again. ” - jwoehr
 
20.
Clerks III (2018)
The third and final installment of film-maker Kevin Smith's 'Clerks' series.
Director: Kevin Smith
“ It beats getting a Cop-Out 2, but still, why ? ” - jwoehr
 
21.
Rings (2016)
A young woman finds herself on the receiving end of a terrifying curse that threatens to take her life in seven days.