Least favorite movies

These are the movies that make me want to commit suicide three times over with a rusty butterknife.
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1.
The Muppets (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A Muppet fanatic with some help from his two human compatriots must regroup the Muppet gang to stop an avaricious oil mogul from taking down one of their precious life-longing treasures. (103 mins.)
Director: James Bobin
“ *beep*. This. Movie. This is not the Muppets, this is a piece of contrived, self-satisfied putrid *beep* and whoever approved of a sequel should die in a fire. ” - lincolnpjones
 
2.
“ This movie sucks. Plain and simple. Worst movie of 2012, worst crossover movie ever made, and Toei should be ashamed at themselves for making such a bland, bland piece of crap. ” - lincolnpjones
 
3.
Highlander: The Source (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
Duncan MacLeod and his fellow Immortals quest to locate the Grail of their world. (86 mins.)
Director: Brett Leonard
“ So bad I couldn't sit through it without screaming at the wall. ” - lincolnpjones
 
4.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets. (154 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Urgh...I liked the other two, but this one was just hideous to look at. Michael Bay is a terrible director and should be fired already. Out of a cannon. And into the Sun. ” - lincolnpjones
 
5.
The Hunger Games (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Katniss Everdeen voluntarily takes her younger sister's place in the Hunger Games: a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death. (142 mins.)
Director: Gary Ross
“ A female protagonist who does nothing, earns nothing and praised by everyone for supposedly being 'strong' despite having not a single bone of strength in her body. Also, in the future, the cameraman is always drunk. And the ending is the most cliche, Care-Bears-style garbage I've ever seen. ” - lincolnpjones
 
6.
Gladiator (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by an emperor's corrupt son, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge. (155 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ Welcome to cliche hell, where Russel Crowe enacts revenge on a villain who's so pathetic he can barely tie his shoelaces. ” - lincolnpjones
 
7.
Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ While other comic movies, such as Green Lantern, are 'bad', Fantastic Four is simply annoying. The characters are annoying, the plot is annoying, the cliches are annoying and the dialogue is annoying. And on top of that, Doctor Doom should not have metal skin, nor should he have lightning powers. Or be so incompetent he can barely string a sentence together without revealing his transparently evil plans. ” - lincolnpjones
 
8.
Local Hero (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
An American oil company sends a man to Scotland to buy up an entire village where they want to build a refinery. But things don't go as expected. (111 mins.)
Director: Bill Forsyth
“ One word describes this snorefest; BORING! ” - lincolnpjones
 
9.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ This man now has a career...WHY?! ” - lincolnpjones
 
10.
The Spirit (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City. (103 mins.)
Director: Frank Miller
“ Oh Frank Miller, why in the HELL did you agree to direct this abomination? ” - lincolnpjones
 
11.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer. (118 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
“ Call of Duty: The Motion Picture! ” - lincolnpjones
 
12.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ This should be classified as a form of child abuse. It's like a lovecraftian horror; you go insane after you watch it. ” - lincolnpjones