Remakes that stink to high heaven

Counting down the worst remakes in Hollywood History
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1.
Rollerball (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying. (98 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ John Mctiernan should have been locked up for this awful travesty ” - blackaugust7934
 
2.
Psycho (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A young female embezzeler arrives at the Bates Motel which has terrible secrets of its own. (105 mins.)
Director: Gus Van Sant
“ Let's remake Alfred Hitchcock's classic shot for shot in color ” - blackaugust7934
 
3.
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
After being rescued and brought to an island, a man discovers that its inhabitants are experimental animals being turned into strange-looking humans, all of it the work of a visionary doctor. (96 mins.)
“ Dreadful acting, cheap looking costume designs and a plodding pace.
The 1977 version with Michael York is head and shoulders above this rancid remake. ” - blackaugust7934
 
4.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
An Air Force astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet where evolved, talking apes dominate a race of primitive humans. (119 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ I love Tim Burton with a passion but he is no shotgun-for-hire director and this is so apparent here. ” - blackaugust7934
 
5.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker. (115 mins.)
Director: Tim Burton
“ Tim Burton, stop with the remakes already!!! This was just as bad as Planet Of The Apes. ” - blackaugust7934
 
6.
Halloween (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution (where he was committed as a 10 year old) and he immediately returns to Haddonfield, where he wants to find his baby sister, Laurie. Anyone who crosses his path is in mortal danger. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
“ I Like Rob Zombie but Halloween doesn't need a poor white trash makeover. ” - blackaugust7934
 
7.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers. (98 mins.)
Director: Marcus Nispel
“ So all Leatherface needed was some skin cream? Interesting. ” - blackaugust7934
 
8.
Get Carter (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Years ago, Jack Carter left his Seattle home to become a Las Vegas mob casino financial enforcer. He... (102 mins.)
Director: Stephen Kay
“ Stallone as Jack Carter? Yeah, I'll buy that. ” - blackaugust7934
 
9.
School for Scoundrels (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A young guy short on luck, enrolls in a class to build confidence to help win over the girl of his dreams, which becomes complicated when his teacher has the same agenda. (100 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ Doesn't know whether it wants to be dark or satirical. At least the original knew what it wanted to be, ” - blackaugust7934
 
10.
The Out-of-Towners (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
The remake of the 1970 Neil Simon comedy follows the adventures of a couple, Henry and Nancy Clark, vexed by misfortune while in New York City for a job interview. (90 mins.)
Director: Sam Weisman
“ When John Cleese playing a drag queen is the funniest part of a movie you're in trouble ” - blackaugust7934
 
11.
Shaft (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
New York City police detective John Shaft (nephew of the original 1970s detective) goes on a personal mission to make sure the son of a real estate tycoon is brought to justice after a racially-motivated murder. (99 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
“ This is a bad mother shut your mouth. I was only talking about this bad remake of Shaft. ” - blackaugust7934
 
12.
The Hitcher (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A serial killer pins his crimes on two college students who gave him a ride. (84 mins.)
Director: Dave Meyers
“ Stick with the Rutger Hauer version. ” - blackaugust7934
 
13.
The Omen (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A remake of the horror classic The Omen, an American official realizes that his young son may literally be the devil incarnate. (110 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ Glossy and unnecessary ” - blackaugust7934
 
14.
That Darn Cat (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A maid is kidnapped and scratches a message onto D.C. the cat's collar and when his owner Patti discovers this, she plays amateur detective with the help of D.C. to try to find the culprits. (89 mins.)
Director: Bob Spiers
“ Doug E Doug is the only thing amusing about this painfully bland remake ” - blackaugust7934
 
15.
Leave It to Beaver (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Cleavers are an all-American family living in Ohio - wise father Ward, loving mother June, teen-age son Wally and 8-year-old "Beaver" Theodore... (84 mins.)
Director: Andy Cadiff
“ No, Wally I dont like this one at all! ” - blackaugust7934
 
16.
Death at a Funeral (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies. (92 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ Dreadfully boring and extremely unfunny. Am I the only one that sees how pointless it is to remake a movie that came out in 2007??? ” - blackaugust7934
 
17.
The Flintstones (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
In this live-action feature of the cartoon show, Fred Flintstone finally gets the job he's always wanted, but it may just come at a price. (91 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
“ What a pile of dinosaur dung! ” - blackaugust7934
 
18.
Sleuth (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer matches wits with the struggling actor who has stolen his wife's heart. (88 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Branagh
“ A big waste of top notch talent and time!!! ” - blackaugust7934
 
19.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The spectre of a dead child rapist haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams. (95 mins.)
Director: Samuel Bayer
“ Instantly forgettable remake from and music director. And Rorschach will never be Freddy Krueger! ” - blackaugust7934
 
20.
Bewitched (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic sitcom Bewitched. (102 mins.)
Director: Nora Ephron
“ Classic example of a Follywood movie thinking that its smarter than it really is ” - blackaugust7934
 
21.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ Not the beeeeesss! Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! ” - blackaugust7934
 
22.
The Fog (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The inhabitants of Antonio Island, off the coast of Oregon, are about to unveil a statue honoring the four men (Castle... (100 mins.)
“ The Fog for the MTV crowd ” - blackaugust7934
 
23.
Black Christmas (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An escaped maniac returns to his childhood home on Christmas Eve, which is now a sorority house, and begins to murder the sorority sisters one by one. (84 mins.)
Director: Glen Morgan
“ Terrible and the Lenz family look like Garbage Pail Kids rejects ” - blackaugust7934
 
24.
April Fool's Day (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A year after an April Fool's Day prank which resulted in the death of one of their set, a group of friends find themselves targeted by someone who is out for revenge. (91 mins.)
“ Horrible acting, dull, went straight to DVD for a reason! ” - blackaugust7934
 
25.
Prom Night (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends. (88 mins.)
“ At least the original had mystery to who the killer was. This one you know who the killer is right off the bat and he is about as scary as Mickey Mouse! ” - blackaugust7934
 
26.
The Stepfather (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Michael returns home from military school to find his mother happily in love and living with her new boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other, he becomes more and more suspicious of the man who is always there with a helpful hand. (101 mins.)
“ Its as if the Disney Channel tried their hand at horror...and failed! ” - blackaugust7934
 
27.
Vanishing Point (1997 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
When his wife goes into a troubled labor while he is on the road over 1200 miles away James Kowalski... (91 mins.)
“ Lacks everything that made the 1970 original special and why does Viggo Mortensen looked sloshed throughout this movie? ” - blackaugust7934
 
28.
One Missed Call (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves - messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths. (87 mins.)
Director: Eric Valette
“ Easily the worst remake of an Asian horror film ever produced. ” - blackaugust7934
 
29.
Carrie (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White, a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother, who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom. (100 mins.)
Director: Kimberly Peirce
“ The most pointless remake this side of Gus Van Sant's Psycho. ” - blackaugust7934