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1.
The Love Guru (2008)
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Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
 
2.
LOL (2012)
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As a new year at school begins, Lola's heart is broken by her boyfriend, though soon she's surprised by her best friend, promising musician Kyle, who reveals his feelings for her. (97 mins.)
Director: Lisa Azuelos
 
3.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
 
4.
Justin Bieber: All Around the World (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
The special will feature music performances and documentary footage as Justin Bieber embarks on his tour in support of his album Believe. (60 mins.)
 
5.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992 TV Series)
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After Johnny Carson's retirement from the show, Jay Leno stepped in as his permanent replacement. The... (62 mins.)
Director: Star Price
 
6.
The X Factor (2004 TV Series)
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British singing competition in which contestants sing cover songs to try and impress judges and voting viewers. (60 mins.)
 
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
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The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks. (117 mins.)
Director: Bill Condon
 
8.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
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As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob. (124 mins.)
Director: David Slade
 
9.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
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Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black. (130 mins.)
Director: Chris Weitz
 
10.
Jack and Jill (2011)
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Family guy Jack Sadelstein prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. (91 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
11.
Zookeeper (2011)
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A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. (102 mins.)
Director: Frank Coraci
 
12.
Pinocchio (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Despite guidance from the Blue Fairy and the love of his father, a wooden puppet's curious spirit leads him into one wild adventure after another. (108 mins.)
Director: Roberto Benigni
 
13.
Smiley (2012)
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After discovering an urban legend of a demented serial killer, who has nothing but a carved "smiley" on his face, a mentally fragile teenager must figure out if she is going insane - or if she could be the next victim. (95 mins.)
 
14.
Scooby-Doo (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After an acrimonious break up, the Mystery Inc. gang are individually brought to an island resort to investigate strange goings on. (86 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
15.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Mystery Inc. must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure trying to "unmask" the gang. (93 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
16.
Inspector Gadget (1999)
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A security guard's dreams come true when he is selected to be transformed into a cybernetic police officer. (78 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
 
17.
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003 Video)
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Inspector Gadget returns in this sequel to the 1999 hit, "Inspector Gadget." Gadget once again has to fight his arch nemesis, Claw. (89 mins.)
Director: Alex Zamm
 
18.
Homo Erectus (2007)
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A philosophical caveman (Rifkin) yearns for more out of life than sticks, stones and raw meat. (88 mins.)
Director: Adam Rifkin
 
19.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
 
20.
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
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A young boy is recruited by his imaginary friends Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help save their planet. (93 mins.)
 
21.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
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After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
 
22.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
A peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloé. (44 mins.)