My Most Hated Films of All Time

To This Day I've seen over 1200 different movies, ranging from garbage from asylum to masterpieces like Casablanca, and no matter what, I will defend movies done by SyFy, movies by Michael Bay and even Uwe Boll, because these movies hurt me more than any one of those movies, I will say their bad, but at least you can turn off your brain and watch the action and see the so bad it's good in the movie, however these movies, Have Nearly 0% redeemably in them, and I have rather watch these movies instead and be as emotional invested as watching Casablanca.

Transformers 2 & 3
Twilight Saga
Alone in The Dark
The Room
Trolls 2
Birdemic
Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Think about I would rather watch these bad movies and make myself enjoy them (and not in the so bad it's good way) then watch any of these five movies again. Think about that.

This list is in order from Worst to Best (tolerable for certain things)
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1.
The Item (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Four felons are contacted by an anonymous client via the internet. They are instructed to go to a remote... (100 mins.)
Director: Dan Clark
“ This is the Worst Thing I have ever seen, Only One little line I will ever take from this *beep* stain is this...

"Got Guilt on the Brain?"

I feel for the cover, it's a lie and so is the trailer, it's not a creature feature, it's more like an acid trip.

This is on DVD and selling on Amazon ” - Russell Hale
 
2.
Ambition (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Mitchell Osgood dreams of being a famous writer, but the book he has written constantly is rejected by the editors... (100 mins.)
“ God, I cried when watching this, I spent almost a week to try and watch it, but every two minutes I stopped the movie (Only available on VHS) and shout to myself what was wrong. This "Thriller" is *beep* and you root for the supposed "Antagonist" over the "Protagonist" because the protagonist is evil and does things he doesn't need to do, unless he is evil. ” - Russell Hale
 
3.
Branded (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In future Moscow, where corporate brands have created a disillusioned population, one man's effort to unlock the truth behind the conspiracy will lead to an epic battle with hidden forces that control the world. (106 mins.)
“ This was the first (and hopefully the last) Movie I gave ever walked out on in theaters. The trailer sold me, I should learn my lesson from this, and same with the film makers. The film is trying to say advertising is bad and evil, and false, (hypocrites) The creatures don't appear till an hour into the movie, (the movie is 1:30:00 long) there is a narrator who tells us useless backstory of events and when it should be useful never appears, also the characters are annoying and stupid and are at times so unlikeable that you want to murder them yourselves.

This movie is more about fat pride, however it does it in such an unrealistic way that it's down right stupid. This movie is not to be watched in theaters, however will make for a good blu ray for bad movie collectors, it's upcoming on Blu ray you can find it on Amazon. ” - Russell Hale
 
4.
Out of Sight, Out of Mind (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
A woman is haunted by her dead daughter. (94 mins.)
Director: Greydon Clark
“ This was interesting, however by the time the plot twist at the end comes, it destroys itself, much like the recent movie "Red Lights" however this makes you think the entire world this story takes place in is mentally retarded. I won't reveal it, because you won't believe me.

This is only available on VHS ” - Russell Hale
 
5.
Stepfather III (1992 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
That psycho stepfather has escaped from the insane asylum and had his face surgically altered. Now he's married again... (110 mins.)
Director: Guy Magar
“ Should have stopped after two, This Stepfather takes an interesting idea of plastic surgery to hide his face (cast change because Terry O'Quinn didn't want to come back) and we don't know who he is, (he reveals who he is, less then 30 mins into the film) however, the cast was interesting, however what makes this movie so hated is the stepfather himself.

The acting is impressive and he does most of his character right, but he is so stupid, in the first stepfather when he wants to change families he goes miles away to do this, in this movie, the same town...WHAT!!!!! *beep* I think during the surgery he lost 30% of his brain, because as the film goes on the less likable he becomes, and stepfather is meant to be very likable (yea i know he kills people, but when he tries he is very likable and is lovable, even though he should update his ideals to the present) in this, he yells, is caught cheating, the other family is in the same town and does not try to cover his anger side, which makes him all the more suspicious.

The other things I liked are the young boy, I thought he was very good in the role, and also how the Stepfather dies, its hard to do another sequel after being shredded by a wood chipper, so we won't get another more sequels, (just a remake).

This is only available on VHS ” - Russell Hale