Ryan's Reviewsby SB-Films | created - 03 Nov 2012 | updated - 03 Nov 2012 | Public
The films (that are on IMDb) that have been reviewed on Ryan's Reviews - http://lownobudgetreviews.wordpress.com - a review site dedicated to low- and no-budget film.
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1. Cross (2004)
Ex-Hitman, Phillip Cross is trying to escape his past, But when an overzealous heir frames him for the murder of his old crime boss, he's about to find out that he cannot escape his fate. ... See full summary »
2. The Stink of Flesh (2005 Video)
85 min | Comedy, Horror
Wandering a zombie wasteland, matool survives by his wits and animal instinct, often employing his trusty hammer and gigantic nails to fend of the ravenous hordes of flesh eating undead. ... See full summary »
6. Dude Vision (2005)
Unrated | Short
One day in the life of a dude... What's a guy supposed to do? Women have no idea of the daily sacrifices a guy makes just to maintain a stable relationship. We have to constantly forgo ... See full summary »
9. Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Not Rated | 97 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »
10. Raving Maniacs (2005)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
There's a rave going on. It's gonna be great. Tuesday and her boyfriend J.T., and their friend Katie, and Katie's brother, are going out partying to the biggest rave in Providence, Rhode Island.
11. Make Your Own Damn Movie! (2005 Video)
300 min | Documentary
Based on the book of the same name, Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Studios team share their wisdom about filmmaking to independent filmmakers everywhere. They make a documentary of the team's ... See full summary »
12. KatieBird *Certifiable Crazy Person (2005)
100 min | Horror
What would happen if someone like Ed Gein or Ted Bundy were to have children and raise them to follow in their bloody footsteps? KateBird Wilkens, brought to life with unnerving depth and ... See full summary »
14. LolliLove (2004)
Not Rated | 64 min | Comedy
Mockumentary about a wealthy couple who set out to make a difference in the lives of homeless people by giving each of them a lollipop with a cheery slogan on the wrapper.
15. The Goat Sucker (2005 Video)
22 min | Short, Horror
The Goat Sucker is a darkly comical tale of a desert-dwelling serial killer. Haunted by perverse thoughts and satanic visions, he looks for the perfect victim for his next snuff film.
16. Carnage for the Destroyer (2006 Video)
65 min | Comedy, Horror
A group of teenagers set up the annual Halloween's Haunted House exhibit. Teen Ape finds himself a large breasted lover, but the gang accidentally wake up The Destroyer - an ancient evil god that takes out its deadly wrath on the gang.
17. Stiff Odds (2004 Video)
Not Rated | 84 min | Fantasy, Horror
The Grim Reaper, who runs a bookie shop in the afterlife, resurrects three recently deceased zombies to help him recover his own debt losses and gain revenge on those who killed them.
18. All the French Are Whores (2006)
Short, Comedy, Drama
To gain favor with his sadistic girlfriend, a young man makes a religious trek across the city wearing shoes filled with broken glass.
19. Dream Reaper (2006)
75 min | Comedy, Horror
The Greatest Rock n' Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!
21. Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror
Remington, a murderous grifter cons his way into a mother's heart, putting on a fatherly facade to her cherished son, Nicholas. But the second she leaves for work, a torrent of abuse rains ... See full summary »
24. Wet Heat (2008 Video)
65 min | Action
WET HEAT pays homage to the spy genre as Teenape is sprung from prison to track down the kidnapped "President of Show Business" before all of Hollywood crumbles!
25. Necroville (2007)
Unrated | 99 min | Comedy, Horror
In Necroville, a city overrun by zombies, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters, Jack and his best friend Alex find work at Zom-B-Gone, a monster extermination company. Battling the ... See full summary »
26. Klown Kamp Massacre (2010)
Not Rated | 84 min | Horror
Fifteen years ago, Edwin went to clown camp to fulfill his lifelong dream of bringing laughter to the world... but nobody laughed. Humiliated on graduation night, Edwin viciously murdered ... See full summary »
29. Frankie in Blunderland (2011)
TV-MA | 82 min | Fantasy
Frankie in Blunderland tells the story of Frank Bellini, played by Aramis Sartorio (also known as adult film star Tommy Pistol). Frank's life is a mess. After a series of questionable ... See full summary »
30. Pornography: A Thriller (2009)
Unrated | 113 min | Mystery
A gay porn star's mysterious disappearance becomes an obsession for both a writer and another adult film star, leading them into dark supernatural corners that were never meant to be explored.
33. Chop (2011)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Lance Reed is forced by a psychotic stranger to confront his duplicitous past. Seeking retribution for a crime, the man forces Lance to reveal his inner most secrets by systematically removing his limbs.
34. Someone's Knocking at the Door (2009)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
Returning to the medical school where they were test subjects decades ago, a pair of outrageously twisted serial killers use shockingly brutal sex acts to start killing off a group of drugged-out med students.
35. The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2010 Video)
Unrated | Horror
The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol follows the disappointing life of struggling actor Tommy P, who has turned his back on family and friends to pursue his dream of stardom and when he ... See full summary »
36. Drop Box (2006 Video)
Not Rated | 75 min | Comedy
'Drop Box' is a comedy about a spoiled pop princess who accidentally returns her sex tape to a local video store, then must try everything to get it back from an uncooperative clerk. ... See full summary »
38. My Last Day (II) (2010)
16 min | Short, Drama
Tom Melvin is stuck in a mundane job with an unbearable boss, Jason Arnold. Because of the structure of authority, Tom is unable to do anything about this. When Jason goes too far, Tom decides to make it his last day.
39. Cropsey (2009)
Not Rated | 84 min | Documentary, Crime, Horror
Realizing the urban legend of their youth has actually come true; two filmmakers delve into the mystery surrounding five missing children and the real-life boogeyman linked to their disappearances.
Votes: 6,385 | Gross: $0.05M
40. Ninjas vs. Vampires (2010)
Not Rated | 89 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world in this all new Action-Horror-Comedy from the creators of 2010's cult smash, "Ninjas Vs Zombies"! Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is ... See full summary »
41. Psycho Holocaust (2009)
80 min | Horror
On a scorching summer day 6 friends venture into the mountains for one more vacation before their lives change forever. Unbeknownst to them, their lives would forever be changed anyway. In ... See full summary »
43. Dawning (I) (2009)
Not Rated | 82 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
Takes place at a Northern Minnesota lake cabin where a brother and sister visit their father and step-mom. As the first night unfolds with uncomfortable small-talk and tension, tragedy strikes.
44. Bloodlust Zombies (2011 Video)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
A military weapons manufacturer creates a chemical weapon that causes victims to become blood-lusting killers. A lab accident causes the building to go into lock-down and the employees are trapped inside with the crazed killers.
45. The Anniversary at Shallow Creek (2011)
Not Rated | 90 min | Horror, Thriller
Six best friends find themselves at the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight for their lives against a serial killer who has more in store for them than death.
46. Strangers Online (2009)
R | 107 min | Drama, Thriller
Hollis Parker hosts a nightly web show that brings together sexual misfits from across the World Wide Web. A new intern at the studio shows romantic interest in Hollis, and what begins as a... See full summary »
Votes: 18 | Gross: $0.00M
47. Beneath the Veneer of a Murder (2010)
8 min | Short, Crime, Drama
A brief, tense phone conversation between politically connected powerhouse Tom Buchanan and a desperate lower-class thug named Judd over Buchanan's bisexual wife Daisy, her working-class ... See full summary »
48. Exit 33 (2011)
Not Rated | 89 min | Horror
A few miles off EXIT 33, lies IKE'S LAST CHANCE GAS. A secluded sleepy hideaway where Ike prepares a special jerky for customers, and a terrifying secret. Ike and his son are controlled by ... See full summary »
49. Strigoi (2009)
Not Rated | 105 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
When the villagers killed Constantin Tirescu, they thought it was justice. Vlad Cozma thinks it was murder. Now Constantin thinks pickles might go nice with blood.
50. The Coffin (2008)
Not Rated | 86 min | Horror, Thriller
Following the Thai custom to cheat death and rid oneself of bad luck, a man who lays in a coffin for an evening subsequently experiences a series of terrifying incidents.
52. Mourning Wood (2010)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror
The unveiling of Dr. Jacob Pendelton's newest product, ShamPube, becomes a blistering catastrophe when it transforms the Slutton residents into "humping" zombies. Now, it's up to an ... See full summary »
53. The Hide (2008)
Not Rated | 82 min | Thriller
On the windswept Suffolk mudflats creaks a bird-hide, inside which hovers Roy Tunt, a prematurely aged, mildly obsessive-compulsive birder. With one more sighting - the elusive sociable ... See full summary »
54. iCrime (2010)
Not Rated | 102 min | Thriller
Unlike the rest of the girls coming to Hollywood with dreams of seeing their name in lights, Carrie Kevin arrives with a single purpose, to protect her cousin Stefy from the dark side of ... See full summary »
55. Over Coffee (2010)
PG-13 | 15 min | Short, Comedy
Andrew only comes to work for one reason, and that reason is Carla. She may not know it, but he's crazy about her and will do anything for her - something he might have to prove sooner than he thinks.
58. George's Intervention (2009)
Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Horror
George's friends have all gathered for an intervention... George's intervention. You see, George is a zombie and George's friends are attempting to convince George to stop eating people and... See full summary »
59. 41 (2007)
TV-G | 112 min | Documentary, Biography, Music
In the winter of 2003, a catastrophic fire erupted in a Rhode Island concert club, ultimately claiming 100 lives. For this state of just over a million residents, the devastation was ... See full summary »
42 min | Documentary, Short
Photographer Scott Indermaur creates one-of-a-kind portraits of 11 individuals who have been given the unique challenge of symbolically capturing their essence and spirituality in a small box.
61. Stiffed (2010)
Bumbling small-time hoods Frank Creed, Keno Bondi, and Milton Rivera all get killed in an automobile accident after pulling off a bank heist. Fortunately, Frank's saucy stripper main ... See full summary »
62. Bite Marks (2011)
Unrated | 84 min | Comedy, Horror
Truck-driver Brewster takes over his missing brother's delivery of a load of coffins to a funeral home. He picks up hitchhiking gay couple Cary and Vogel whose relationship is in trouble to... See full summary »
63. Missing You (I) (2012)
68 min | Comedy, Romance
Missing You is the comical story of Laura, an intelligent and beautiful young woman with a plan for her life. Laura is painfully aware of her fast approaching 30th birthday and the fact ... See full summary »
64. My Name Is 'A' by Anonymous (2012)
Unrated | 90 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller
Inspired by true events. A nine year old girl disappears and is later found murdered. The movie exploits the events leading up to the death of the girl, why did it happen? What lies beneath... See full summary »
65. How to Jump Start Your War (2011 Video)
Not Rated | 31 min | History
LESSONS IN HISTORYI. WAR INVESTMENT SEMINARWhy are wars started?This history shows the money wars have generated.How are wars started?HOW TO JUMP START YOUR WAR is the history of how the ... See full summary »
Director: Alan Gorg
67. Hollywood Love (2011)
74 min | Comedy, Music
An MTV farce with music and dance, about an ambitious young guitarist who discovers Hollywood love can be a strange and different kind of love, yet really true love remains the same.
68. The Puzzle (I) (2008)
5 min | Short, Crime, Horror
A woman refuses to give money to her son, despite of his continuous pressure. One night she decides to relax and forget her troubles with her favorite pastime: making puzzles. However, this... See full summary »
69. The Sweet Hand of the White Rose (2010)
16 min | Short, Drama, Fantasy
How many times have you had a bad day? How many times have you thought you would run away from everyone and everything? That is exactly what happens to Mark. In order to forget about a ... See full summary »
71. Jessicka Rabid (2010)
Not Rated | 82 min | Horror
Marley and Brad Hoffman are a couple of vile white trash degenerates who treat their mute mentally stunted cousin Jessicka like a pet: They make her wear a collar, force her to eat dog food... See full summary »
72. The Righteous and the Wicked (2010)
PG-13 | 96 min | Western
Hobbs, a notorious wanted bandit, gets caught up in a violently competitive hunt for stolen cash when he finds out outlaws have robbed the local bank. While trying to get back what's his he... See full summary »
74. Zombie Allegiance (2010 Video)
92 min | Horror
A zombie/slasher flick set in a post nuclear WWIII America. Political psychosis, delusional genocide, and ritualistic cannibalism make this a zombie flick like no other.
77. Saucer Sex Peep Show (2011)
Not Rated | 44 min | Short, Comedy, Fantasy
Scientist Thomas Newton is trying to contact other world and creatures from dimension Z at the same time trying to make the robot super solider Sluggo for the evil General Krueger. What ... See full summary »
78. Rage (I) (2010)
85 min | Action, Drama, Horror
A thirty something man who lives in a suburb just outside of Portland says goodbye to his beautiful and loving wife and heads into town. There he unintentionally provokes the wrath of a ... See full summary »
80. Crestfallen (2011)
6 min | Short, Drama
When Lo has her life come crashing down on top of her, she makes the impulsive decision to end her own life. Now with her health hanging in the balance, she questions her decision. With ... See full summary »
81. The Misogynist (2011)
12 min | Short, Drama
Harlan is a photographer with 'writer's block'. Tired of shooting the same projects over and over again, he is inspired when he starts using his wife as his muse, but his obsessive ... See full summary »
82. Shredder (2011)
Not Rated | 87 min | Comedy, Drama, Music
Travis, a high school senior, spends his spare moments fiddling around on guitar, writing silly songs to amuse girls. One night, he overhears a virtuoso, and is awakened to the instrument's... See full summary »
83. Indie Game: The Movie (2012)
Not Rated | 94 min | Documentary, Drama
A documentary that follows the journeys of indie game developers as they create games and release those works, and themselves, to the world.
84. The Burning Moon (1992)
86 min | Horror
The Burning Moon centers on two bedtime stories that a delinquent brother reads his kid sister. These disturbingly morbid stories focus on a serial killing blind date and a murderous, ... See full summary »
85. Wound (2010)
Not Rated | 76 min | Fantasy, Horror
A supernatural horror film that explores the dark worlds of mental illness, incest, revenge and death. We follow Tanya as she searches for the mother she has never met - Susan who gave her ... See full summary »
88. Fix: The Ministry Movie (I) (2011)
110 min | Documentary, Biography
Provides an insider's view of the groundbreaking, outrageous, creative juggernaut that was the band Ministry - during their world tour - as front man Al Jourgensen slips into drug addiction... See full summary »
Not Rated | 63 min | Documentary
Three actresses "accidentally" became cult horror film icons in the late 1980s and created the modern interpretation of the "Scream Queen" image.
93. Basket Case 3 (1991)
R | 90 min | Comedy, Horror
Duane recovers from his delusional breakdown to find his freakish basket-bound brother Belial will soon become a father. But not everything is joyous as the once tight knit brothers no longer seem to trust each other.
95. Dark Vessel (2012)
6 min | Animation, Short, Horror
A hopeless romantic is caught trespassing while trying to woo a girl. Problems occur when the girl's father forces him to remove a dead man's shadow. Tragically, the romantic becomes a vessel of death.
96. Dead Weight (2012)
89 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
Charlie is traveling through the wilderness to find his girlfriend, Samantha, after civilization is destroyed by widespread biological attacks. He must try to survive while dealing with other survivors and his own emotional burdens.
98. Ms. Cannibal Holocaust (2012 Video)
The remaining tenants of a rundown poverty-row apartment building, one day away from demolition, suddenly find themselves under siege by a cannibal cult that has been terrorizing the city ... See full summary »