Lovable Trash Of 2012
by DareDevilKid | created - 30 Oct 2012 | updated - 05 Aug 2013 | Public- Instant Watch Options
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1. Celebrity Sex Tape (2012)
Unrated | 87 min | Comedy
When a group of nerds leaks a washed-up celebrity's sex tape, the publicity revives the actress' career and other Hollywood rejects want to star in the guys' next "production."
Director: Scott Wheeler | Stars: Jack Cullison, Howard Cai, Jonathan Brett, Colbert Alembert
Votes: 2,977
Don't be swayed by the low ratings, this flick is quintessential low-grade; B-movie; no-holds-barred; gratuitous soft-core sex, nudity, & crude humor; & just pure unadulterated fun. I was fortunate to stumble upon this direct-to-video dynamite while surfing the net. Trust me, no guy should miss this one.
2. Bloody Bloody Bible Camp (2012)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy, Horror
A group of Christian teens visits the Happy Day Bible Camp, where in 1977 a sadistic nun punished a group of teens for their sinful behavior.
Director: Vito Trabucco | Stars: Reggie Bannister, Tim Sullivan, Ron Jeremy, Ivet Corvea
Votes: 1,308
A fluffy premise, fake gory deaths, hot women, moronic men, enough nudity, a pertinent message executed in a silly manner, and an appearance from adult movie legend, Ron Jeremy. If you do not get offended easily, then you should most certainly not miss this over-the-top, horror parody.
3. Bad Ass (2012)
R | 90 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A Vietnam veteran who becomes a local hero after saving a man from attackers on a city bus decides to take action when his best friend is murdered and the police show little interest in solving the crime.
Director: Craig Moss | Stars: Danny Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, Ron Perlman, Patrick Fabian
Votes: 19,726
Just like his character in the movie, Danny Trejo is truly getting his long-overdue credit with a few starring roles suiting his personalty. Aptly titled, the film is really bad-ass and if you overlook a few improbable scenes, this movie is an exciting way to spend a solid 80 something mins.
4. Maximum Conviction (2012)
R | 98 min | Action, Thriller
Two former black ops operatives are required to transfer two female convicts to a prison. While on their way, unknown assailants attack them.
Director: Keoni Waxman | Stars: Steven Seagal, Steve Austin, Michael Paré, Ian Robison
Votes: 7,330
Good, fun, hardcore action film. Stone Cold Steve Austin fans like me won't be dissapointed.
5. Bending the Rules (2012)
PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Crime
A district attorney is determined to take down a corrupt New Orleans cop.
Director: Artie Mandelberg | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Adam Copeland, Jennifer Esposito, Farbod Masoud Vaziri
Votes: 2,371
I liked it. It knew what it was & stayed true to itself. Edge has genuine acting chops & coupled with his wit, charm, physique, athleticism, & good looks, can be the next big movie-star to make a successful transition from wrestling after The Rock, unlike many other wrestlers' futile endeavors. Some funny moments. Overall a decent film.
6. Iron Sky (2012)
R | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.
Director: Timo Vuorensola | Stars: Julia Dietze, Christopher Kirby, Götz Otto, Udo Kier
Votes: 96,451
Began promisingly, maintained an oscillatory tempo in the middle, & fizzled out towards the end. Still it just about makes the cut for having a unique albeit implausible plot, shockingly good visuals and effects for a Finnish movie, & keeping one moderately intrigued right to the end.
7. Piranha 3DD (2012)
R | 83 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
Director: John Gulager | Stars: Danielle Panabaker, Ving Rhames, David Hasselhoff, Matt Bush
Votes: 45,264 | Gross: $0.38M
One of those best examples of that classic cliche - 'It's so bad that it's actually good'! Blood, gore, sex, bikinis, bust exposure, ass exposure, highly unrealistic narrative elements, & a fun tribute to David Hasselhoff, all combined, in all their optimum glory. What more could a guy ask for?
8. Girls Gone Dead (2012)
R | 104 min | Comedy, Horror
A group of six ex-high school cheerleaders are stalked by a killer with a medieval war hammer and battle axe during their first Spring Break from college.
Directors: Michael Hoffman Jr., Aaron T. Wells | Stars: Katie Peterson, Shea Stewart, Brandy Whitford, Caley Hayes
Votes: 2,571
Surprisingly interesting slasher horror flick. Loved the whole angle of religious zealotry. The gorgeous bikini babes served as good added attraction.
9. Jurassic Shark (2012)
Not Rated | 78 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of thieves and beautiful young female college students on an abandoned island.
Director: Brett Kelly | Stars: Emanuelle Carriere, Christine Emes, Celine Filion, Angela Parent
Votes: 4,889
A nice, fun, low-budget, archetypal, B-grade, monster, horror flick. Cool looking shark for this standard of movie.
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