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Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait. (88 mins.)
Director: Phil Tippett
“ Number 1 was cool. Supercool. Then out came this under-budgeted, uncool, un-everything piece of gosa (firefly, anyone?). They even made a part 3. Never had the courage to watch this one... ” - dschlatter
Van Helsing (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
The notorious monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for some sinister purpose. (131 mins.)
Director: Stephen Sommers
“ Was it Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein or the monkey-werewolves? Or the fact that they made K-Becks look like a hooker? I don't remember what all went wrong, but it did. Hugh Jackman WAS the perfect Van Helsing guy. That's all I can say to defend that movie. ” - dschlatter
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Jimmy the Tulip's (Willis) quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz (Perry), whose wife (Henstridge) has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill (Peet) spring into action. (98 mins.)
Director: Howard Deutch
“ I'm sure Bruce Willis is still having dreams about this one. The man hast (apart from this one and very few others) a pretty good track record. ” - dschlatter
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After Cheryl Frasier and Stan Fields are kidnapped, Gracie goes undercover in Las Vegas to find them. (115 mins.)
Director: John Pasquin
“ The same goes for Sandra Bullock. She does quality work. Most of the time. ” - dschlatter
Piranha 3DD (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. (83 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
“ I hated to admit the first one's qualities as both a horror movie and as a fun movie. It somehow worked!
Part 2? A total disaster in every way possible! ” - dschlatter
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
The "universal soldiers" must fight the whole army. When the military's supercomputer S.E.T.H gets out of control (83 mins.)
Director: Mic Rodgers
“ As a b-movie it was pretty good. But Unisol 1 was not a b-movie, but a very entertaining (no-brain-needed) action movie. It's just the direct comparison what makes Unisol 2 bad. ” - dschlatter
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
In the Far East, Alex O'Connell, the son of famed mummy fighters Rick and Evy O'Connell, unearths the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin -- a shape-shifting entity cursed by a witch centuries ago. (112 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
“ Most of the movies on this list suffer the unfortunate fate of being the sequel to a better previous movie (The Mummy was good!). This movie has some other problems:
1. You can't just replace actors. Not even with someone as good-looking as Maria Bello.
2. Michelle Yeoh and Jet Li are special effects on their own! So why drowning the movie in stupid looking CGI??
3. Number two counts double, actually!! ” - dschlatter
Drive (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A mysterious Hollywood stuntman and mechanic moonlights as a getaway driver and finds himself trouble when he helps out his neighbor. (100 mins.)
“ Didn't like the protagonist. (How could anyone? And it's got nothing to do with Gosling.)
What I do like is action and/or suspense... so where was it?
It just felt so empty and... unlikely. ” - dschlatter
Revolver (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Gambler Jake Green enters into a game with potentially deadly consequences. (111 mins.)
Director: Guy Ritchie
“ I can't actually describe that one... so many things are wrong with it. I wouldn't know where to begin. ” - dschlatter
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 19-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack. (109 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Mostow
“ Again, I hate it, when they just replace actors. Nick Stahl can never be John Connor. It's a no-go.
Apart from that? It's a good movie. It just doesn't compare to part 1 or 2.
The same goes for part four by the way... ” - dschlatter
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia. (97 mins.)
“ 'Afterlife' was the last good one of the franchise. Now it's ruined.

Now it's just about cool shots of Milla running, shooting and moving in slow motion, playing queen-of-all-badasses. Apparently, making a suspenseful action movie didn't matter anymore.
Thank you very much!! ” - dschlatter
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. (122 mins.)
“ Liked the first, liked the second at least as much and loved the third!!

4? There were some good elements, yes, but after the first half the movie turns into magic wonderland, starring Tarzan and ET's cousins!

And GCI ants! Lots of them. What, you thought the'd look real?? ” - dschlatter
Saw III (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Jigsaw kidnaps a doctor to keep him alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen through a brutal test. (108 mins.)
“ Saw one was intense!
Two was a good sequel.
From there on it's just about trying to find the audience's threshhold. Well guess what? Even the most gruesome means of torture can be, in a way, boring as all hell.

That actually worries me a little bit... ” - dschlatter
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ It's my own fault. I knew exactly what I was doing. I should thought one of this series should be mentioned here. ” - dschlatter
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Four teens are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project. (83 mins.)
“ Scary Movie 2 dwells among other poorly made movies such as The Date Movie, The Fantastic Movie, Meet the Spartans, The Superhero Movie, etc.

Farting and ejaculating is not just automatically funny. It has to be delivered with comic timing. Not just in spades.

A fart joke can be hilarious, but they rarely are. ” - dschlatter
The Lazarus Papers (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
THE LAZURUS PAPERS is a supernatural action film that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the climatic action filled ending. With an all-star cast that includes Bai Ling, and Tommy Tiny Lister. (90 mins.)
“ Gary Daniels is one of the actors who I'd love to see in more good roles. Unfortunately, his career choices are even worse than his acting skills.
He continues to play roles in movies of shockingly poor quality. Like this one.
Has anyone who agreed to be a part of this actually read the script? ” - dschlatter
Postal (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
In the ironically named city of Paradise, a recently laid-off loser teams up with his cult-leading uncle to steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local amusement park; somehow, the recently arrived Taliban have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent. (100 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ It's one of earth's great mysteries how Uwe Boll gets his movies financed. Because they're always not quite bad enough to make you turn off the TV, but still pretty bad, so at the end they leave you disappointed and two hours older.
Somehow, you gotta admire this man's doggedness. Any other guy whose work keeps getting bashed by the critics would resign and find another career, but nooo, not him. He keeps making sequels of movies that nobody had been waiting for.

Wow! Dungeon Siege 3? Seriously? ” - dschlatter
Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Walter Weed is an unassuming desk jockey at the FBI when the Bureau uncovers a plot to assassinate him... (86 mins.)
Director: P.J. Pesce
“ This one is very watchable. It's brainless fun. But as it is often the case, part two is the trashier version of its original. It lacks that little something extra which made the original special.

Like the Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. It's just not quite as clever as the first one. But still OK. You know what I mean? ” - dschlatter
The Box (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A small wooden box arrives on the doorstep of a married couple, who know that opening it will grant them a million dollars and kill someone they don't know. (115 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
“ A whole lot of nothing with James Marsden and Cameron Diaz in the middle of it all. Watch it. You'll be disappointed. I promise! ” - dschlatter
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith. (129 mins.)
“ Whenever I see a shooting star I close my eyes and wish that there was only one Matrix movie and the two sequels were just from some bad dream I once had! ” - dschlatter
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier transforms into Captain America after taking a dose of a "Super-Soldier serum". But being Captain America comes at a price as he attempts to take down a war monger and a terrorist organization. (124 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ They even misspelled the title... should it not be The Worst Avenger?
Rarely have I seen a villain that is so unthreatening as Red Skull. ” - dschlatter