the worst films i've seen

these are my worst films and are just my opinion so don't go over the top with your opinions
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1.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ the first time i saw this film i cried... with laughter its so bad its good ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
2.
Zombie Wars (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Fifty years after a world-wide zombie epidemic had begun, a small group of rebel soldiers learn that... (80 mins.)
Director: David A. Prior
“ its just bad lets just leave it at that ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
3.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ its not funny ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
4.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
“ same as above ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
5.
Critters 4 (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
After being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station in the near future, the Critters aim to have the unwitting crew for lunch. (100 mins.)
Director: Rupert Harvey
“ i like the other ones but this one is just horrible ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
6.
Godzilla (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A giant, reptilian monster surfaces, leaving destruction in its wake. To stop the monster (and its babies), an earthworm scientist, his reporter ex-girlfriend, and other unlikely heroes team up to save their city. (139 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ compared to the original it's horrible ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
7.
Tooth Fairy (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy. (101 mins.)
Director: Michael Lembeck
“ why Dwayne Johnson why ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
8.
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A giant lizard terrorizes a rural Texas community and a a heroic teenager attempts to destroy the creature. (74 mins.)
Director: Ray Kellogg
“ soooo boring and the Gila isn't really that bad all he did was stomp on someone the rest of the people die because of themselves e.g someones sees the monster and swerves into a tree killing themselves ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
9.
Shrek 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage. If only they knew the newlyweds were both ogres. (93 mins.)
“ aswell as all the sequels ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
10.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets. (154 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ the second one was bad but this one was worse ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
11.
Alien³ (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
After her last encounter, Ripley crash-lands on Fiorina Fury 161, a maximum security prison. When a series of strange and deadly events occur shortly after her arrival, Ripley realizes that she brought along an unwelcome visitor. (114 mins.)
Director: David Fincher
“ very very boring ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
12.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ there's nothing i can say that hasn't be said before ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
13.
Batman Forever (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Batman must battle Two-Face and The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin. (121 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ same as above but slightly better ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
14.
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia. (97 mins.)
“ the others were mediocre at best but i dont even think Paul WS Anderson even tried with this one he just threw in random characters from the game for no reason and that guy looks nothing like Chris Redfield ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
15.
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A backwoods game warden and a local doctor discover that giant leeches are responsible for disappearances and deaths in a local swamp, but the local police don't believe them. (62 mins.)
“ same as gilla but with worse effects ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
16.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ and all its sequels ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
17.
Titanic (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
A seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious, ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic. (194 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ i'm not really a fan of this film ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
18.
The Expendables 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat. (103 mins.)
Director: Simon West
“ i found this worse than the original. It was pretty much an hour and a half of puns, bad in jokes and a plot that was so generally stupid. The only redeeming factor was Jean Claude van dam (i think that's how its spelled) ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
19.
Slugs (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Killer slugs on the rampage in a rural community. (92 mins.)
Director: J.P. Simon
“ it was generally boring and even though there were quite a few kills the story didn't seem to go anywhere ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
20.
Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
An all-new Disney holiday classic is born - Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups. Starring a brand-new litter of the cutest talking pups ever - Hope... (88 mins.)
Director: Robert Vince
“ i generally hate all the buddies films but this one is the worst, it has terrible singing, over the top acting, horrible effects and worst of all it doesn't even have the buddies which you think would be good but these new dogs are even worse. ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
21.
Sharktopus (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped create it tries to capture/kill it. (89 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
“ why Roger Corman WHY? ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
22.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ what can i say GIF birds kill people and explode ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
23.
Fantastic Four (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A group of astronauts gain superpowers after a cosmic radiation exposure and must use them to oppose the plans of their enemy, Doctor Victor Von Doom. (106 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ worst marvel movie except it's sequel ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
24.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
The Fantastic Four learn that they aren't the only super-powered beings in the universe when they square off against the powerful Silver Surfer and the planet-eating Galactus. (92 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ worse then the first ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
25.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets. (154 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ revenge of the fallen was horrible but this one was worse. it had a stupid plot about the moon landing involving transformers, shia labeouf was horrible, his new girlfriend was worse than megan fox (if thats humanly possible) and the transformers did nothing till the last half an hour and also having characters from the cartoon that look nothing like their cartoon counterparts e.g wheeljack ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
26.
A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A sassy feline helps a family resolve its problems. (85 mins.)
Director: Mary Crawford
“ crap acting, bad effects, random shots of trees and forests. ” - emilsthingyreviews
 
27.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ wow just wow, you would of thought a parody of 300 would be easy especially being written by frank miller but they just spend most of the runtime making pop culture references, fart and sex jokes. ” - emilsthingyreviews