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- DirectorChristian BiscegliaAscanio MalgariniStarsHarriet MacMasters-GreenSabrina Jolie PerezJarreth J. MerzA single mother moves into a new house with her daughter. Soon after the young girl has her first baby tooth fall off, she begins to recount that she is having nocturnal visits by a tooth fairy. It seems the house has a sinister history.Very middle of the road haunted house/child movie.
- DirectorRobin CampilloStarsGéraldine PailhasJonathan ZaccaïFrédéric PierrotThe lives of the residents of a small French town are changed when thousands of the recently dead inexplicably come back to life and try to integrate themselves into society that has changed for them.I like the idea, but it is just so excruciatingly boring.
- DirectorWolfgang PetersenStarsRichard DreyfussKurt RussellEmmy RossumOn New Year's Eve, the luxury ocean liner Poseidon capsizes after being swamped by a rogue wave. The survivors are left to fight for their lives as they attempt to escape the sinking ship.Very bland.
- DirectorJoe NimzikiStarsLandon LiboironLindsey ShawIvana MilicevicA teenage outcast discovers he is a werewolf, and must battle a pack of the brutal creatures when they threaten him and his new girlfriend.Extremely bad.
- DirectorLexi AlexanderStarsRay StevensonDominic WestJulie BenzFrank Castle, known as the Punisher, ruthlessly demolishes organized crime, but it starts an even bigger war.Boring.
- DirectorOliver FramptonStarsClem TibberShaun DingwallElarica JohnsonTommy is sent to live with his father who takes him to live in an abandoned council estate. Tommy begins to hear strange noises from other flats. Essentially abandoned by his father, he and his new friend Carmen must try to solve the mystery using only their makeshift lanterns.Takes too long to get going, delivers a few tense scenes and then just goes limp.
- DirectorDan BushStarsJames FrancoScott HazeTaryn ManningTwo estranged sisters are forced to rob a bank in order to save their brother. But this is no ordinary bank.Avoid. Why would I care that some zombie-ghost thingies want to kill criminals? I don't root for criminals.
- DirectorDan CurtisStarsRobert BurtonJohn KarlenGeorge GaynesThree bizarre horror stories, all of which star Karen Black in four different roles playing four tormented women.Except for the very last shot, this movie is really bad.
- DirectorChristopher DenhamStarsLucian MaiselCady McClainAdrian PasdarIn the remote woods of Upstate New York, David and Clare Poe are attempting to live an idyllic life. However, their twin children's bizarre behavior might just tear the family apart.A very middle of the road found footage horror which isn't exactly bad, as much as a wasted opportunity.
- DirectorBurr SteersStarsLily JamesSam RileyJack HustonFive sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies.Expected it to be silly, but it was too long for such a silly premise, and yet it seemed like a lot was missing.
- DirectorCorin HardyStarsJoseph MawleBojana NovakovicMichael McElhattonA family who moved into a remote mill house in Ireland finds themselves in a fight for survival with demonic creatures living in the woods.Yet another horror in the woods flick, with creatures and Irish folklore. Though atmospheric, and with great creepy and gross special effects, it never really gets scary, and should have been 15 minutes shorter:
- DirectorAlex GarlandStarsNatalie PortmanJennifer Jason LeighTessa ThompsonA biologist signs up for a dangerous, secret expedition into a mysterious zone where the laws of nature don't apply.It was actually quite boring. Beatiful and well-made, though. It had a lot of nice ideas which weren't presented in a decent way, and I hated all the flashbacks/flashforwards. I would say that 80% of the film was wasted.
Also, it had the most stereotypical portrayal of a lesbian I have seen in recent years (and, SPOILER, she is the only character we see suffer a horrible death, reinforcing the Evil/Dead Lesbian Trope).
Oh, and I liked the soundtrack. It was nice that you didn't have to reach for the volume control every two minutes. - DirectorNa Hong-jinStarsJun KunimuraHwang Jung-minKwak Do-wonSoon after a stranger arrives in a little village, a mysterious sickness starts spreading. A policeman, drawn into the incident, is forced to solve the mystery in order to save his daughter.It was... long. There were a handful of creepy imagery but I was not impressed. The main character is a bumbling idiot most of the time and most of the other characters were annoying as all hell (if it was supposed to be "funny" I missed it). The shaman's rituals were like watching a damn clown at a child's birthday party. And there wasn't one single scare in this "horror" movie that has earned critical praise. Why, is beyond me. Also, there was no need for it to be 2½ hours long.
- DirectorJorge Michel GrauStarsFrancisco BarreiroPaulina GaitanAlan ChávezWhen the patriarch of the family passes away, the teenage children must take responsibility for the family chores: the preparation of the rituals, the hunting and putting the all-important meat on the table. These newfound responsibilities are even more daunting, however, when you live in the city and happen to be a family of cannibals.Didn't do a thing for me.
- DirectorPaul FeigStarsMelissa McCarthyKristen WiigKate McKinnonFollowing a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat.Bad.
- DirectorF. Javier GutiérrezStarsMatilda Anna Ingrid LutzAlex RoeJohnny GaleckiA young woman finds herself on the receiving end of a terrifying curse that threatens to take her life in 7 days.Really bad.
- DirectorGeorges FranjuStarsPierre BrasseurAlida ValliJuliette MaynielA surgeon causes an accident which leaves his daughter disfigured and goes to extreme lengths to give her a new face.I know it's a classic and supposed to be disturbing and everything, but sadly I found it really boring :/
- DirectorPerry BlackshearStarsMacLeod AndrewsEvan DumouchelMargaret Ying DrakeSuspecting that people around him are turning into evil creatures, a troubled man questions whether to protect his only friend from an impending war, or from himself.Not sure how I feel about it. I guess it was an allegory for helping people overcome their personal demons? Or somesuch.
- DirectorKatt SheaRobert MandelStarsEmily BerglJason LondonDylan BrunoA horrible massacre strikes up after an outcast teenage girl is taunted by a group of high school jocks, all of them unaware of her cutthroat telekinetic powers.Basically just a remake.
- DirectorWilliam FriedkinStarsWilliam FriedkinJeffrey Burton RussellChristinaFather Gabriele Amorth performs his ninth exorcism on an Italian woman.Boring.
- DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsJason StathamBingbing LiRainn WilsonA group of scientists exploring the Marianas Trench encounter the largest marine predator that has ever existed - the Megalodon.F*ck this sh*t.
- StarsRadhika ApteManav KaulRohit PathakIn a totalitarian near-future India, a mysterious prisoner is sent to a remote military interrogation center where he turns the tables on his captors by exposing their most shameful secrets and unleashing a demon from Arabic folklore.Pretty boring.
- DirectorBrian TaylorStarsNicolas CageSelma BlairAnne WintersA teenage girl and her younger brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origin causes parents to turn violently on their own kids.Started out promising but quickly went meh.
- CreatorSam ShawDustin ThomasonStarsBill SkarsgårdAndré HollandLizzy CaplanA psychological-horror series set in the Stephen King multiverse combines the mythological scale and intimate character storytelling, weaving an epic saga of darkness and light, played out on a few square miles of Maine woodland.Acting and production values were great, but it had very few interesting ideas and was an incomprehensible mess. May have worked better as a binge and not on a weekly basis, but I didn't find it interesting enough that I want to give it another try. Won't be tuning in to season 2.
- DirectorFarren BlackburnStarsNaomi WattsCharlie HeatonJacob TremblayA widowed child psychologist lives an isolated existence in rural New England. Caught in a deadly winter storm, she must find a way to rescue a young boy before he disappears forever.Sweet Mother of Hades, what a bad start to my 31 horror movies (if I get that far). How they got Naomi Watts and Oliver Platt to do it is beyond me. The movie was 87 minutes long and it STILL dragged on. Especially the last 25 minutes which was just a chase-hide-chase-hide-SURPRISE-chase-hide-chase scene.
- DirectorDaniel de la VegaStarsJulieta CardinaliEleonora WexlerRafael FerroVirginia will do the impossible in order to rescue her daughter, who has been abducted. After a lethal accident, she is given the the chance to live one day more. On her path, she will find out that there are worse fates than death.It starts as a kidnapping movie, then there's resurrection and satanic rituals, a dash of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and then it gets weird - all this within the first 30 minutes. Throw in a priest who's deus ex machina-ing a handful of times, some rules that are not properly explained, and child sacrifice and you have a headscratching hour and ten minutes.
- DirectorOlaf de Fleur JohannessonStarsFlorence PughBen Lloyd-HughesScott ChambersA team of scam artists get more than they bargained for when a job at a haunted country estate gets out of hand.Celia Imrie is too good for this kind of crap. Hope she was paid well.
- DirectorFranck KhalfounStarsRachel NicholsWes BentleySimon ReynoldsA businesswoman is pursued by a psychopath after being locked in a parking garage on Christmas Eve.Zoned out after 20 minutes. Stupid.
- CreatorJasmine J JohnsonStarsJohn SalandriaAcacia MarquezJacob NicholsA collection of very short horror films.As the title of the show says...
- CreatorRoberto Aguirre-SacasaStarsKiernan ShipkaRoss LynchLucy DavisAs her 16th birthday nears, Sabrina Spellman must reconcile her dual nature as a half-witch, half-mortal while fighting the evil forces that threaten her, her family, and the daylight world humans inhabit.Miranda Otto is always good, and the actress playing aunt Hilda was a hoot.
But Sabrina herself was vapid to look at and listen to, and that is one of the show's lesser problems.
I could go on and on about it, but I will just say, don't waste your time. - DirectorHeidi BurkeyTim LarsonIn 2009, students of all walks of life at the Arts & Learning Children's Conservatory in Anaheim, CA set out to produce their own live musical parody version of Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980), as interpreted through their young talents. Follow the young actors, artists, musicians (and a few supervising adults) as they audition, rehearse and perform their take on this classic film.Not as sweet or interesting as it should/could have been.
- DirectorCarl BessaiStarsDustin MilliganAmanda CrewRichard de KlerkThree twenty-somethings find themselves in an impossible time loop, where each day they awaken to the same terrifying day as the preceding one.A bit bland. Also, I have a hard time sympathizing with drug addicts, especially when none of them are made likeable.
- DirectorSonny MallhiStarsVinessa ShawJames RansoneColin FordEllie, a recovering drug addict, moves to a new city with her two teenage children. Struggling to stay sober, her life changes when she meets Christopher, who is a different kind of addict.Yet another average vampirism as a metaphor for addiction horror movie.
- DirectorCorin HardyStarsDemián BichirTaissa FarmigaJonas BloquetA priest with a haunted past and a novice on the threshold of her final vows are sent by the Vatican to investigate the death of a young nun in Romania and confront a malevolent force in the form of a demonic nun.