The worst gay movies

The worst gay movies (in my opinion) Don't ever watch them, trust me ive done the leg work.

One of my three gay movie lists. Please also check out 'The Best Gay Movies' and also 'Good Gay Movies'
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1.
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Two best friends living on the streets of Portland as hustlers embark on a journey of self discovery and find their relationship stumbling along the way. (104 mins.)
Director: Gus Van Sant
 
2.
A Love to Hide (2005 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
A young Jewish girl looking to escape the clutches of the Third Reich after seeing her parents and sister... (103 mins.)
Director: Christian Faure
 
3.
Summer Storm (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A close friendship between two crew teammates is tested when one slowly discovers he's gay and attracted to the other. (98 mins.)
 
4.
Redwoods (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
An unfulfilled gay man in a stagnant relationship finds his life changed forever when he meets a struggling writer visiting the Redwoods Country. (82 mins.)
Director: David Lewis
 
5.
Between Love & Goodbye (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A modern gay drama about falling in and out of love, and the rocky road in between. (97 mins.)
Director: Casper Andreas
“ Astonishingly and outstandingly bad, really silly and awful story line, but there is one good song in the film ” - Lv_lover_01
 
6.
Holding Trevor (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Young, beautiful and intelligent, Trevor (screenwriter Brent Gorski) is in a stalemate. Entangled in an unhealthy relationship with Darrell... (88 mins.)
Director: Rosser Goodman
“ I get the feeling as though loads of concepts and ideas went into this film, sadly though none of them came out a winner, it is just all over the place ” - Lv_lover_01
 
7.
Judas Kiss (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A quirk in time and space gives a failed filmmaker the chance to reshape his destiny when he visits his peculiar alma mater. (94 mins.)
Director: J.T. Tepnapa
“ A reasonable film that barely makes this list, but however still does due to its rampantly strange storyline ” - Lv_lover_01
 
8.
The Fluffer (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A young man employed as a fluffer in the adult entertainment industry finds himself falling for a gay-for-pay porn star whose hedonistic lifestyle may lead them both to destruction. (95 mins.)
“ This movie is just awful, the story line is basically non existent! watch with caution ” - Lv_lover_01
 
9.
Absent (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Martin, a young Argentine student, is exploring the reactions of his sports coach, Sebastian, while vying for his love and affection... (91 mins.)
Director: Marco Berger
 
10.
Romeos (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A drama centered on the relationship between a young man and a transsexual who is transitioning from female to male. (94 mins.)
Director: Sabine Bernardi
 
11.
Arizona Sky (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Jake and Kyle are two boys who grew up together in rural Arizona. They are best friends, and they begin... (92 mins.)
Director: Jeffery London
“ i feel that this film had a good starting point, a reasonable story line, but the fact that the story line needs much more development, the acting wasn't organic or fluid and felt very staged and the film was just lacking overall sadly ” - Lv_lover_01
 
12.
The Seminarian (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A closeted gay seminarian's struggle in a troubled relationship leads him to question everything he had known about God and love. (101 mins.)
Director: Joshua Lim
“ just awful a slow film that was lacking on story and key plot points, i was genuinely expecting more from this film and was let way way down ” - Lv_lover_01
 
13.
Scenes from a Gay Marriage (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A recently single man finds solace in his upstairs neighbors' seemingly perfect relationship - until he suspects one of them is cheating. (83 mins.)
“ Shockingly bad! just awful, but what does that say about me if im going to watch the sequel! it says that Joe (Jared Allman) is cute as all get out! ” - Lv_lover_01
 
14.
Loose Cannons (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Tommaso is the youngest son of the Cantones, a large, traditional southern Italian family operating a pasta-making business since the 1960s... (110 mins.)
Director: Ferzan Ozpetek
“ Although it was a lovely looking film, many of the story lines seemed to have no resolution whatsoever ” - Lv_lover_01
 
15.
Harvest (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A drama that tracks the relationship between two young apprentices working on an agricultural complex south of Berlin. (88 mins.)
Director: Benjamin Cantu
“ With an expectation that I now realise was unrealistic - I assumed I was sitting down to a good film - coupled with a poor, almost non-existent story line and absolutely no character development whatsoever leave me disappointed in 2011's Harvest. ” - Lv_lover_01
 
16.
Sunday (2012 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
(14 mins.)
“ While for a short this had a reasonable story line and development there was just no emotion whatsoever, the whole thing felt very flat and boring. ” - Lv_lover_01
 
17.
Lo que quiero de ti (2012 Short Film)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Dario is obsessed with a guy. Victor is obsessed with all the guys. (13 mins.)
Director: Miguel Lafuente
“ YIKES! A really lackluster story line. ” - Lv_lover_01
 
18.
Silent Youth (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Silent Youth is a film for misfits, dreamers and lovers. It's the classic story of a coming out, but... (73 mins.)
Director: Diemo Kemmesies
“ Firstly let me preface by saying that I hope that some part of this film was just lost in translation and that when watched in its native language it springs to life and is amazing.

Throughout the whole film I felt I was missing something, some vital element that I had skipped over that would make all of the randomness that I was watching make some sense. The key that would unlock the film and release its treasures! Sadly I did not find it.

I feel that the film was trying to come of as artsy, when back in reality it was just lacking. The storyline gave no answers for the gaping holes and instead left them for deeper analysis on your part so you could try and work out why the randomness on screen just ensued - In my analysis Kirill (Josef Mattes) has some sort of split personality disorder and we are all just meant to play along that those weren't some of the most random moments ever .

However from this madness there stems one of the best scenes I have seen in a long time from a gay film (any film for that matter), one that also would probably rank highly as one of the best I've seen ever - When our two leads are in the shower and they are shampooing one another's hair, just after that and right before they kiss there is this prolonged and beautiful moment that you just feel you want your whole life (and the whole film) to exist in, so luscious and so intense you could just move into it, it truly was perfection and deserves to be viewed (as I'm sure it will be) over and over again. It made the rest worthwhile. ” - Lv_lover_01