Metacritic lowest scoring films (last page, 2012)

A list featuring the worst fims from Metacritic, by score (the last page of the list is shown).
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1.
Chaos (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Emily and her friend Angelica go to a rave in the woods, and when they arrive, they meet a stranger... (74 mins.)
Director: David DeFalco
“ 1 ” - olicool10
 
2.
Bio-Dome (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Moronic best friends get themselves locked inside the Bio-Dome, a science experiment, along with a group of environmental scientists for one year. (88 mins.)
Director: Jason Bloom
“ 1 ” - olicool10
 
3.
The Singing Forest (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Two lovers are killed during the Holocaust. One reincarnates first. He has a twenty two year old daughter who falls in love with who her father believes is his past life lover. (72 mins.)
Director: Jorge Ameer
“ 1 ” - olicool10
 
4.
Tied to a Chair (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After one burned dinner too many, a husband divorces his wife. She decides to return to acting and goes to France. There she meats a forgotten one-hit wonder director who's also looking for a chance to make a comeback. (94 mins.)
“ 3 ” - olicool10
 
5.
Strippers (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
In a disastrous economy, after loosing his job, Alan dreams a series of bizarre comedic worst case scenarios that could happen if society's "strippers" get a hold of him. (71 mins.)
Director: Jorge Ameer
“ 5 ” - olicool10
 
6.
Vulgar (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man who performs as a children's birthday party clown tries to piece his life back together after being gang-raped. (87 mins.)
Director: Bryan Johnson
“ 5 ” - olicool10
 
7.
Two of a Kind (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller... (88 mins.)
Director: John Herzfeld
“ 5 ” - olicool10
 
8.
Dirty Cop No Donut (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures. (80 mins.)
Director: Tim Ritter
“ 6 ” - olicool10
 
9.
Prince of Swine (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Prince of Swine is a sex comedy about feminism. (100 mins.)
Director: Mark Toma
“ 6 ” - olicool10
 
10.
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate. (90 mins.)
Director: Gary Preisler
“ (National Lampoon's Gold Diggers) 6 ” - olicool10
 
11.
Baby Geniuses (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Scientist hold talking, super-intelligent babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin. (97 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ 6 ” - olicool10
 
12.
The Abduction of Zack Butterfield (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A disturbed young woman returns to the US after combat as an American mercenary in Iraq and abducts a 14 year old boy, holding him prisoner in her isolated country home as a bizarre relationship develops. (91 mins.)
Director: Rick Lancaster
“ 6 ” - olicool10
 
13.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
“ 7 ” - olicool10
 
14.
Screwed (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped. (81 mins.)
“ 7 ” - olicool10
 
15.
Miss March (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has... (90 mins.)
“ 7 ” - olicool10
 
16.
Perception (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A self-absorbed young woman finds herself moving from Los Angeles back to Brooklyn to care for her ailing parents. (101 mins.)
Director: Irving Schwartz
“ 8 ” - olicool10
 
17.
Transylmania (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might! (92 mins.)
“ 8 ” - olicool10
 
18.
The Price of Air (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
In the idyllic suburban dystopia of Orange, the affable but clueless Paul agrees to be a drug courier for Mr... (88 mins.)
Director: Josh Evans
“ 8 ” - olicool10
 
19.
State Property (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Frustrated with being broke, Beans (Beanie Sigel) decides that the only way to grasp the American Dream is to take it... (88 mins.)
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
20.
Dirty Love (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A jilted photographer sets off on a mission to get back at her philandering model boyfriend and along the way discovers that not all love is created equal. (91 mins.)
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
21.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
22.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
23.
The Tortured (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An upper-middle-class couple's life is destroyed when their only child is kidnapped and killed. Obsessed with revenge, the couple seizes an opportunity to kidnap the killer. (79 mins.)
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
24.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
25.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
26.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps -- and become a porn star. (97 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
27.
Mail Order Bride (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
When Toni discovers several of his men have been scammed by a Russian mail-order bride who?s escaped back to Russia... (84 mins.)
“ 9 ” - olicool10
 
28.
Harold (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A teenager with an early onset of male-pattern baldness befriends his high school's janitor. (90 mins.)
Director: T. Sean Shannon
“ 10 ” - olicool10
 
29.
Whipped (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Three egotistical swingers, who think they're God's gift to women, end up having their friendships tested when all three of them pick up and start dating the same woman. (82 mins.)
Director: Peter M. Cohen
“ 10 ” - olicool10
 
30.
Fading of the Cries (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Evil is resurrected in a small town threatening to destroy mankind, and the only force that can stop it is a young man wielding a powerful sword. (94 mins.)
Director: Steven Maguire
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
31.
Pinocchio (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Despite guidance from the Blue Fairy and the love of his father, a wooden puppet's curious spirit leads him into one wild adventure after another. (108 mins.)
Director: Roberto Benigni
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
32.
Date Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. (83 mins.)
Director: Aaron Seltzer
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
33.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion. (95 mins.)
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
34.
3 Strikes (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Brian Hooks plays a character who is just released from jail. And the state adopts a "3 strikes" rule for felons that involves serious penalties... (82 mins.)
Director: DJ Pooh
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
35.
King's Ransom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Hoping to foil his own gold-digging wife's plan, a loathsome businessman arranges his own kidnapping, only to realize that there are plenty of other people interested in his wealth as well. (95 mins.)
Director: Jeffrey W. Byrd
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
36.
The Trouble with Romance (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A provocative, sexy and insightful exploration of relationships between men and women and why we all still yearn for love despite the trouble with romance. (88 mins.)
Director: Gene Rhee
“ 11 ” - olicool10
 
37.
The Master of Disguise (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise. (80 mins.)
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
38.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
39.
Slackers (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
When geeky Ethan discovers three fellow students scamming the examination system, he blackmails them to win over the college's most popular girl. (86 mins.)
Director: Dewey Nicks
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
40.
Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A young occultist summons a zombie via a Sumerian ritual to seek revenge on the Mardi Gras revelers who left him brutalized and crippled. (72 mins.)
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
41.
Cocktail (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A talented New York City bartender takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love. (104 mins.)
Director: Roger Donaldson
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
42.
Strange Wilderness (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed TV show, two animal fans go to the Andes in search of Bigfoot. (87 mins.)
Director: Fred Wolf
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
43.
The Avengers (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Two British agents team up to stop Sir August de Wynter from destroying the world with a weather-changing machine. (89 mins.)
“ 12 ” - olicool10
 
44.
Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Tells the story of a fashion photographer whose vocation is murder. (105 mins.)
Director: Nick Palumbo
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
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“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
46.
New Best Friend (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A North Carolina sheriff investigates the near-fatal drug overdose of an underachieving college girl, and uncovers many sordid details of her life before and during her descent into drugs and debauchery. (91 mins.)
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
47.
Down to You (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A young man wins and loses the first serious love of his life. Al Connelly falls in love with the girl of his dreams. After the summer she breaks up with him. As he tries to recover Al goes to desperate measures. (91 mins.)
Director: Kris Isacsson
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
48.
Golf in the Kingdom (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
The year is 1956. American philosophy student Michael is traveling en route to India when he decides to stop at Links of Burningbush in Scotland for one last round of golf before giving up the game for good. (86 mins.)
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
49.
A Beautiful Life (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A love story about the encounter of two drifting souls. Escaping her abusive past, a woman stays the night with an illegal immigrant friend of a friend. The two get closer and fall in love, but face turmoil. (81 mins.)
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
50.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
51.
Fair Game (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Max Kirkpatrick is a cop who protects Kate McQuean, a civil law attorney, from a renegade KGB team out to terminate her. (91 mins.)
Director: Andrew Sipes
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
52.
Fascination (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Only a few weeks after her husband's mysterious death, Maureen returns from a cruise with handsome Brit Oliver Vance in tow... (95 mins.)
Director: Klaus Menzel
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
53.
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Seeking to offer his son the satisfying summer camp experience that eluded him as a child, the operator of a neighborhood daycare center opens his own camp, only to face financial hardship and stiff competition from a rival camp. (89 mins.)
Director: Fred Savage
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
54.
Love, Wedding, Marriage (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A happy newlywed marriage counselor's views on wedded bliss get thrown for a loop when she finds out her parents are getting divorced. (90 mins.)
Director: Dermot Mulroney
“ 13 ” - olicool10
 
55.
The In Crowd (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A mentally disturbed young woman takes a job at a posh country club and falls in with a clique of wealthy college kids where she's taken under the wing of the clique's twisted leader, who harbors some dark secrets too terrifying to tell. (105 mins.)
Director: Mary Lambert
“ 14 ” - olicool10
 
56.
The Killing Jar (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A stranger armed with a shotgun takes seven patrons hostage in a remote roadside diner. But as the body count increases, the desperate survivors discover that one of the hostages may be even more dangerous than their captor. (92 mins.)
Director: Mark Young
“ 14 ” - olicool10