Craptastic Cinema

Movies that I have found it painful; sometimes even physically (headaches, nausea); to watch.
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1.
Capote (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
In 1959, Truman Capote learns of the murder of a Kansas family and decides to write a book about the case. While researching for his novel In Cold Blood, Capote forms a relationship with one of the killers, Perry Smith, who is on death row. (114 mins.)
Director: Bennett Miller
“ Love PSH, but for some reason I just found this to be a vapid, boring piece of *beep* Took me three or four sittings to get through. ” - beckmen
 
2.
The Divide (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Survivors of a nuclear attack are grouped together for days in the basement of their apartment building, where fear and dwindling supplies wear away at their dynamic. (112 mins.)
Director: Xavier Gens
“ Overacting: The Movie. Also featuring: It refuses to *beep* END! ” - beckmen
 
3.
Limitless (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
With the help of a mysterious pill that enables the user to access 100 percent of his brain abilities, a struggling writer becomes a financial wizard, but it also puts him in a new world with lots of dangers. (105 mins.)
Director: Neil Burger
“ What could have been a nice look at the abuse of psychopharmocology and the complexity of such subtances and how it affects us just descends into a tepid thriller with nothing interesting or fun to offer. ” - beckmen
 
4.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Bafflingly bad. Some of the worst dialogue ever uttered on the silver screen. This movie is a hate crime against cinema. ” - beckmen
 
5.
The Mechanic (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Follows an elite hit man as he teaches his trade to an apprentice who has a connection to one of his previous victims. (93 mins.)
Director: Simon West
“ Boring, predictable rubbish without even a sense of pulpy fun. ” - beckmen
 
6.
The Jimmy Show (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A failed New Jersey inventor embarks on a career as a standup comic, turns to drink, and labors to keep his family together. (96 mins.)
Director: Frank Whaley
“ 90 minutes of a despicable, yet completely uninteresting character feeling sorry for himself. ” - beckmen