Greatest movie titles. Ever.

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1.
Ninja Checkmate (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Supposedly dead, embittered former official, The Ghost Face Killer has returned and seeking revenge... (90 mins.)
Director: Joseph Kuo
“ Also known as The Mystery of ChessBoxing. How could you NOT want to see this movie?! ” - likeanangel
 
2.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. (82 mins.)
 
3.
I Was a Zombie for the F.B.I. (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A pair of criminal brothers survive an airplane crash and discover a plot by aliens from outer space... (105 mins.)
Director: Marius Penczner
 
5.
Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action. (71 mins.)
 
6.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A man comes across a gang of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes who hack people up for their cult. (75 mins.)
Director: Fred Olen Ray
 
7.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the... (90 mins.)
Director: J.D. Athens
 
8.
Monsturd (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him. (81 mins.)
Director: Rick Popko, Dan West
 
9.
Scrotal Vengeance (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Director: Chris Seaver
 
10.
I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A girl who thinks she is a combat cyborg checks into a mental hospital, where she encounters other psychotics. Eventually, she falls for a man who thinks he can steal people's souls. (105 mins.)
Director: Chan-wook Park
 
11.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Seven segments related to one another only in that they all purport to be based on sections of the book by David Reuben... (88 mins.)
Director: Woody Allen
 
12.
Piranhaconda (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Two piranha/anaconda hybrid creatures hunt down the scientist who stole their egg and a film crew; making a slasher film in the jungle. (86 mins.)
Director: Jim Wynorski
 
13.
The ABC's of Sex Education for Trainable Persons (1975 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
This training film is meant for professionals who work with the mentally impaired, and is meant to teach them how to help their patients deal with sexual issues. (20 mins.)
Director: Max Brecher
 
14.
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.3/10 X  
When Santa's sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina. (96 mins.)
Director: R. Winer
 
15.
The American Poop Movie (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
After graduating college, things didn't quite work out the way Russ planned. Now he's back home, with miserable jobs, no girl, and little chance of the future he always dreamed of. (95 mins.)
Director: Joe Kingsley
 
16.
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A group of trannies are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them. (90 mins.)
Director: Israel Luna
 
17.
Mak Dau dong dong poon ngo sum (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
The principal of the kindergarten put a lot of effort into teaching music to the kids because it was "free"... (79 mins.)
Director: Brian Tse
 
18.
Between Iraq and a Hard Place (2003 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Satirical comedy examing the war on Terror. (50 mins.)
 
19.
My Breasts Could Kill Me (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
(44 mins.)
 
20.
The Monster of Camp Sunshine or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Nature (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A scientist carelessly dumps some toxic waste into a river. The gardener at a nudist camp drinks the water, turns into a monster and attacks all the (female) nudists. (74 mins.)
Director: Ferenc Leroget
 
21.
How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
In 1594 in Brazil, the Tupinambás Indians are friends of the Frenches and their enemies are the Tupiniquins... (84 mins.)
 
22.
Addicted to Fame (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A documentary that goes behind the scenes of the movie 'Illegal Aliens', and a film-maker's journey from obscurity to moral blindness in the seductive glare of the media spotlight. (89 mins.)
Director: David Giancola
 
23.
Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
(88 mins.)
Director: Tim Beckley
 
24.
Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four... (85 mins.)
Director: Noboru Iguchi
 
25.
Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A mother drops her son and husband off at a tropical vacation spot for a little rest and relaxation... (86 mins.)
Director: Richard Quine
 
26.
Poor Albert and Little Annie (1972)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Albert tried to kill his rich snobby mother once. Then he was institutionalized. Now he's escaped. Albert is after his mother again... (81 mins.)
Director: Paul Leder
“ Also known as I Dismember Mama ” - likeanangel
 
27.
I'll Never Forget What's'isname (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Advertising golden boy Andrew Quint is fed up with his fabulously successful life. In very dramatic fashion... (97 mins.)
Director: Michael Winner
 
28.
The Most Fun I've Ever Had with My Pants On (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
The Most Fun I've Ever Had With My Pants On follows two childhood girlfriends Andy and Liv who reunite... (95 mins.)
Director: Drew Denny
 
29.
When Women Had Tails (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A bunch of 7 orphan cavemen grow up on a little island all by themselves. After a fire burns all vegetation they set out to find a new place to live... (105 mins.)
“ English title - When Women Had Tails ” - likeanangel
 
30.
Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A comedy comprised of short sexually suggestive skits. (73 mins.)
Director: I. Robert Levy
 
31.
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat (1987 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Opera singer and professor Dr P is examined both in a clinic and in his home, as he suffers from a degeneration of the occipital lobe that allows him to see details, but not wholes. (75 mins.)
 
32.
It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A nameless young character goes into travels to the country, meeting some acquaintances and strangers as well... (85 mins.)
 
33.
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Heironymus Merkin screens an autobiographical movie of his life, growth and moral decay. (107 mins.)
Director: Anthony Newley
 
34.
Hallelujah I'm a Bum (1933)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A New York tramp (Jolson) falls in love with the mayor's amnesiac girlfriend after rescuing her from a suicide attempt (82 mins.)
Director: Lewis Milestone