THE MOST UNNECESSARY, UNASKED FOR, UNWANTED SEQUELS OF ALL TIME

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1.
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker. (121 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
 
2.
The Hangover Part II (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry. (102 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
 
3.
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Jimmy the Tulip's (Willis) quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz (Perry), whose wife (Henstridge) has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill (Peet) spring into action. (98 mins.)
Director: Howard Deutch
 
4.
Caddyshack II (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
When a crass new-money tycoon's membership application is turned down at a snooty country club, he retaliates by buying the club and turning it into a tacky amusement park. (98 mins.)
Director: Allan Arkush
 
5.
Evan Almighty (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood. (96 mins.)
Director: Tom Shadyac
 
6.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general. (102 mins.)
 
7.
Butch and Sundance: The Early Days (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A prequel of sorts to Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid which chronicles the two outlaws' lives in the years before the events portrayed in the 1969 movie. (115 mins.)
Director: Richard Lester
 
8.
Return from the River Kwai (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A group of war prisoners from the Kwai bridge building camp undertake a harsh journey to Japan. (101 mins.)
 
9.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
 
10.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Set back in the 80s when Harry met Lloyd in high school where they cross paths with a mean principal and a bunch of other outcasts much like themselves. (85 mins.)
Director: Troy Miller
 
11.
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Elwood must reunite the old band, with a few new members, and go on another "Mission from God." (123 mins.)
Director: John Landis
 
12.
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Axel Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who shot his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles. (104 mins.)
Director: John Landis
 
13.
Sex and the City 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie. (146 mins.)
 
14.
Cocoon: The Return (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
The old age pensioners that left at the end of the first film come back to earth to visit their relatives. Will they all decide to go back to the planet where no-one grows old, or will they be tempted to stay back on earth? (116 mins.)
Director: Daniel Petrie
 
15.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst. (83 mins.)
Director: Mike Bigelow
 
16.
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Dolittle must save a forest and a bear's life. (87 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
 
17.
Jurassic Park III (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A decidedly odd couple with ulterior motives convince Dr. Alan Grant to go to Isla Sorna (the second InGen dinosaur lab.), resulting in an unexpected landing...and unexpected new inhabitants on the island. (92 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
 
18.
Next Friday (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Uncle Elroy and Day Day owe money on taxes so Craig finds a way to steal from the next door neighbors to pay off the taxes so Uncle Elroy's house doesn't get put up for auction. (98 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
 
19.
Friday After Next (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Craig and Day Day have finally moved out of their parents houses and into their own crib. The cousins work nights at a local mall as security guards... (85 mins.)
Director: Marcus Raboy
 
20.
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
After an attempted assassination on Ambassador Han, Lee and Carter head to Paris to protect a French woman with knowledge of the Triads' secret leaders. (91 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
 
21.
Little Fockers (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes? (98 mins.)
Director: Paul Weitz
 
22.
Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Adventurers return to the overturned ship, seeking a fortune. (114 mins.)
Director: Irwin Allen
 
23.
Force 10 from Navarone (1978)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
During World War II, several oddly assorted military experts are teamed in a mission to raid and destroy a bridge vital to enemy strategy. (118 mins.)
Director: Guy Hamilton
 
24.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
In this live-action prequel to the 1994 comedy hit, the Flintstones and the Rubbles go on a trip to Rock Vegas, where Wilma is pursued by playboy Chip Rockefeller. (90 mins.)
Director: Brian Levant
 
25.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man. (90 mins.)
Director: Sidney J. Furie
 
26.
The Legend of Zorro (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Despite trying to keep his swashbuckling to a minimum, a threat to California's pending statehood causes the adventure-loving Alejandro de la Vega (Banderas) -- and his wife, Elena (Zeta-Jones) -- to take action. (129 mins.)
Director: Martin Campbell
 
27.
Shanghai Knights (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to London with revenge on their minds. (114 mins.)
Director: David Dobkin
 
28.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a Sea World theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
 
29.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
 
30.
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After Cheryl Frasier and Stan Fields are kidnapped, Gracie goes undercover in Las Vegas to find them. (115 mins.)
Director: John Pasquin
 
31.
Are We Done Yet? (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Newlyweds Nick and Suzanne decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their two kids. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor with a bizarre approach to business. (92 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
 
32.
Taken 2 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter. (92 mins.)
Director: Olivier Megaton