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1. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Legend of Ironhead Haynes (1994)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.5
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When another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore fat women, he, Jefferson and the rest of his ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 243

2. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The D'Arcy Files (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Jefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets conflicting emotions when he is offered a $50,000 ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 247

3. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Scared Single (1993)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Al hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 263

4. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Take My Wife, Please (1993)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.3
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On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for death and won't leave him until one of his family ... See full summary »

Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 273

5. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Born to Walk (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.7
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Al flunks his written drivers test the same day that Kelly passes hers, leading him confined to the house and unable to get to the racetrack to bet on an important horse race.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 310

6. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Bud on the Side (1997)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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When Al finds out that Bud and Gary are dating, he and Griff decides to take advantage of the situation like a break room.

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 216

7. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Dance Show (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.4
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Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 331

8. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: It's a Bundyful Life Part 1 (1989)

TV-PG | 60 min | Comedy

8.0
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Al has finally saved up a lot of cash to buy his family a ton of presents they want this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the shoe store prevents him from getting to the bank and retrieving the money he needs.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 327

9. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Harder They Fall (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.9
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While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger." Steve then asks the Bundys to come over at his and Marcy's house to ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 284

10. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2 (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al buries his "dead" Dodge in his backyard and has a funeral ceremony for it. The collectors still desire the spare parts and Peg still intends to sell them. At Bud's request, Marcy goes ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 216

11. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: One Down, Two to Go (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Tired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, "grown-up" Kelly gets her own apartment.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 270

12. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Crimes Against Obesity (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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When Al goes too far with insulting the overweight women for the final time. The fat women, who he insulted over the years, puts him on trial for excessive crimes against obesity.

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 230

13. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Teacher Pets (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.4
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Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile,... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 285

14. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Business Still Sucks (1994)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.6
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Al and No MA'AM decides to hold a counter protest in the favor of banning breast feeding from the shoe store.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 224

15. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 1 (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Al's beloved Dodge is fading away. Through a frantic "emergency operation", Al manages to "stabilize" the Dodge's condition, but it still needs constant "life support". Al is unwilling to ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 217

16. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Ride Scare (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.5
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Al opposes a forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in the group. But Al realizes the models are full-figured. Al and his group are then chosen to promote a ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 238

17. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: A Bundy Thanksgiving (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.7
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It's Thanksgiving. In Al's childhood, it was a tradition to eat aunt Maddie's potato pie on Thanksgiving, so Al takes a trip with Griff to see aunt Maddie in order to buy some pie. ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 225

18. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 1 (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. ... See full summary »

Director: Mark K. Samuels | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 215

19. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Al Goes Deep (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.7
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Using their tax refund money, Jefferson and Al bet heavily on a college football game that they are guaranteed to win. But that's before Trumaine's prized, not-so-bright quarterback Chad, ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 223

20. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: How Green Was My Apple (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.1
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A borderline war between the neighbors over the rights to a fruit tree, with a lesson to be learned somewhere, if only they would stop fighting.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 242

21. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Dial 'B' for Virgin (1994)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

8.1
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Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 251

22. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Fair Exchange (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.3
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The Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 396

23. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Ship Happens (1995)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.0
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Peg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 238

24. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Grime and Punishment (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Since Bud is actually earning money, Al starts charging rent for the basement. Bud and Al sign a lease and Bud pays his rent, after which he claims that the "apartment" is in need of repair... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 219

25. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.5
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The Bundys delight in their comped trip to England, spending here, spending there. All the while, the town of Upper Uncton conspires to kill the Bundys outside Lower Uncton, so the curse will remain and Upper Uncton can still rake in profits as a tourist town: the town beside the town in darkness. Finally, Winston and Igor bring the Bundys to Lower Uncton. The execution was imminent. Al and Bud ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 276

26. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: How to Marry a Moron (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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(Continuation of the previous episode) Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al's blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie is one of ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 240

27. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Desperate Half-Hour (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.2
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Al is kicking Peg and the kids out so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal Starla is getting out of prison and is ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 233

28. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Buck the Stud (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.6
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A man offers the Bundy's $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog, Lady Bird. So, Al has to coach Buck into knowing the varieties of breeding with other dogs the proper way. But ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 263

29. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Luck of the Bundys (1993)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Kelly is back as the Verminator, Bud is off to the frat house, and a run of good fortune convinces Al that the Bundy curse, dictating that every silver lining hides a thundercloud, is about to strike him down.

Director: Tony Singletary | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 254

30. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Tooth or Consequences (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.1
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A toothache forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a divorced man who devotes as much of his time to his work as he does to his young female dental assistant. At the same time, Al pressures ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 315

31. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Peggy Made a Little Lamb (1990)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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Peggy tries to earn her G.E.D. with Kelly in night school.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 272

32. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: So This Is How Sinatra Felt (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.0
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Peggy sends Bud and Kelly to spy on Al at the shoe store for the day to confirm her suspicion that Al's recent giddiness is the work of an extramarital affair rather than Al's claim that ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 286

33. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Im-Po-Dent (1988)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.0
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Marcy regrets denting Steve's new car when he claims that she's made him impotent.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 300

34. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Get Outta Dodge (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Bud sends poor Kelly on a wild goose chase to find 'Waldo' so that he can have run of the house making out with a wayward blonde. Meanwhile, with nearly 1 000 000 miles on the family ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 242

35. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women. Uplifted, he starts taking showers and wearing ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 307

36. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Turning Japanese (1996)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Marcy is up for a promotion, but to get promoted, she needs to impress her Japanese boss, Mr. Shimokawa, by serving him dinner and presenting him her grateful neighbors, the Japanese Bundys... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 220

37. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Earth Angel (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.3
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There's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to art school in New York and everyone likes her, ... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 324

38. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: A Babe in Toyland (1997)

TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy

7.6
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When Kelly gets successful on a kid's show, she becomes a total bitch and a control freak. Her manager, Bud decides that Princess Kelly should be taught a lesson she won't forget. Meanwhile... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 201

39. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Kelly Breaks Out (1994)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Kelly has a big zit on the day of her commercial, Ice Beer and Peg offers her a solution. Her uncle Sticky Wanker's zit removing potion will cure it. Al is ecstatic of her being in the ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 230

40. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.3
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The Bundys are cornered by both towns. Upper Uncton wants them dead so they can continue to profit as a tourist trap while Lower Uncton wants them dead so they can end the curse. Al moves to defend himself and soon finds himself in a medieval joust opposite Igor. Who will emerge triumphant? And will the curse ever be lifted? The fate of all rests in the hands of the lowly shoe salesman from ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 270

41. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Lez Be Friends (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.1
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Marcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her "identical" cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy doesn't want her to be repulsed by them. Mandy's flight, however, is early and ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 239

42. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Juggs Have Left the Building (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Peg take a holiday in Branson, Missouri, but Al says he can't afford it. The prospect of all-fried food and only twin beds available, however, make him change his estimate. Lucky has to ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 234

43. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Razor's Edge (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Steve returns home having grown a beard from a week-long rafting trip. He and Marcy get into a huge argument over his reluctance to shave it off, leading him to move in with the Bundys.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 310

44. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: A Man for No Seasons (1994)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.3
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When Major League Baseball goes on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nude bars.

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 231

45. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Kelly Knows Something (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.1
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When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is denied because ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 230

46. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Camping Show (1988)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Steve, Marcy and the Bundys head out to Steve and Marcy's cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing, and return to all three ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 325

47. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Radio Free Trumaine (1995)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

7.3
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In this pilot for a proposed new TV series, set on Trumaine University's radio station, W.H.I.P., DJ's Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 259

48. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Children of the Corns (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.7
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Gary declares a sales contest between Al and Griff - the winner gets a raise. However, an appearance of an immigrant child who works in Gary's illegal sweatshop gives Al a better idea than selling shoes.

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 219

49. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 2 (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al, Kelly, and Bud travel to Hollywood after Kelly's talk show becomes a hit with the TV networks in which Al tries to get into show business with his lame TV show ideas, Bud tries to score... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 278

50. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Shoeway to Heaven (1994)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al and Jefferson decide to cash in on 1970s nostalgia by selling shoes from that period.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 243

51. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: All-Nite Security Dude (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.1
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When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 317

52. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Unnatural (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.6
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Al is cut from the neighborhood softball team just before the big game. When his all-star replacement is knocked out in the last inning, however, his team and family have to come crawling back.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 320

53. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Desperately Seeking Miss October (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.9
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When a Playboy playmate walks into Al's shoe store, he's eager to get home and look up her October 1987 issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds out that Peggy has sold his entire ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 291

54. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Kelly's Gotta Habit (1996)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she remain chaste. This proves to be a difficult task. ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 223

55. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Kelly Takes a Shot (1995)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.1
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Al gets an owl costume to scare away the birds who keep him awake. To impress Amber, Bud helps Kelly to learn archery for her audition.

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 247

56. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Look Who's Barking (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.4
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Told from the point of view of Buck, he runs away from the house feeling neglected. Behind a diner, he picks up a female dog, whom he brings home. He quickly regrets it, as the new dog gets... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 281

57. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: At the Zoo (1989)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.0
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Newly unemployed Steve decides he doesn't really want to work, so he fritters away his days with the Bundys, visiting zoos and taking fishing trips. The strain this puts on Steve's ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 281

58. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Who'll Stop the Rain (1990)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.1
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Al desperately tries to fix the house's leaking roof during the weekend of a long rainstorm. But each time Al falls off the roof, it makes Peggy and the kids wonder if he's too stupid or ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 285

59. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: 976-SHOE (1989)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.6
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Al decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 366

60. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: How to Marry a Moron (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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(Continuation of the previous episode) Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al's blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie is one of ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 240

61. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 1 (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. ... See full summary »

Director: Mark K. Samuels | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 215

62. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Desperate Half-Hour (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.2
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Al is kicking Peg and the kids out so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal Starla is getting out of prison and is ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 233

63. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Unaired Pilot (1986)

TV-PG | Comedy

8.2
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Identical script to official pilot except Kelly and Bud were played by Tina Caspary and Hunter Carson. Ed O'Neil felt the chemistry wasn't right and Kelly and Bud were replaced by Christina Applegate and David Faustino.

Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Tina Caspary, Hunter Carson

Votes: 62

64. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Stepford Peg (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.1
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Al is planning a get-together for the guys - they'll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help but she declines. Then Peg has an accident where she hits her head and gets ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 223

65. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: She's Having a Baby: Part 2 (1991)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.6
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Peggy and Marcy's constant demands for belly rubbing and expensive baby accessories drive Al crazy, prompting him to make a run for it. He and Jefferson end up at a bar connected to the bus... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 260

66. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Live Nude Peg (1997)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

8.1
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Peggy, jealous that Al is spending all his time at The Giggly Room, decides to try out on amateur night while Al and the No Ma'am boys judge it. She wins the competition dressed as a harem ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 225

67. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: God Help Ye Merry Bundymen (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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It's Christmas. Al doesn't want a Christmas tree, the rest of the family do. Marcy is determined to win the neighborhood decorating contest. Gary hires two young guys, Hal and Biff, to help... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 225

68. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Reverend Al (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al and his mens group NO MA'AM decide to form their own church in order to avoid paying beer tax. When Marcy and her women's group FANG expose Al's plan to the public, NO MA'AM surprisingly... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 246

69. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Chicago Shoe Exchange (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.0
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Gary is restocking the shoe store and donating all the old shoes to Filipino orphans. When the lunch delivery girl accepts old sandals as payment because Al and Griff have no money, they ... See full summary »

Director: Mark K. Samuels | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 291

70. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Twisted (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.9
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Bud has discovered that Ariel gets turned on by life-threatening situations and has decided to stage a fake tornado in order to get some from Ariel while they seek shelter in the Bundys' ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 242

71. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Spring Break: Part 1 (1996)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

8.0
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Bud and his three "frat bros", Hindu Achmed, fatso Hummer, and nerdy Barney, are set to leave for Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale in hopes of scoring some drunken babes. They have the ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 241

72. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics (1989)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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A TV aerobics instructor tries to get the Bundys in shape, but instead he becomes sedentary and dies of a heart attack after eating junk food.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 294

73. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.7
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Mama Wanker moves in with the Bundys after fighting with her husband.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 222

74. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: A Shoe Room with a View (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al and Griff convinces Gary to use the extra space for an aerobic's studio in the hopes that it'll attract pretty women. When it attracts fat women instead, Kelly convinces her father's ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 233

75. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Requiem for a Dead Briard (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Buck the dog dies; in Heaven, he is sent back to Earth as the Bundys' new dog, Lucky.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 232

76. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: How Bleen Was My Kelly (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.9
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Kelly has unknowingly created a new color chemical called Bleen and Al quickly finds out that she has created a new formula that grows hair.

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 239

77. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Flight of the Bumblebee (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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In order to join Al's group NO MA'AM, Bud must go through a process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get an photograph taken of him with pro-wrestler King Kong ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 247

78. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Two That Got Away (1995)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al and Jefferson go away for the weekend to a fishing lake in upstate Wisconsin. But when they arrive at the fishing lodge, they are rudely told to leave when Shannon Tweed, a famous ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 234

79. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Dud Bowl II (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.9
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Marcy's bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk High's famous football alumni. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 221

80. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Bearly Men (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.5
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Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they're as manly as Peggy's father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy's unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they think is a dead ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 218

81. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Love Conquers Al (1995)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 227

82. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: I Can't Believe It's Butter (1995)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.4
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During the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named "Butter," whom Al discovers is really Peg's mother.

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 242

83. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 1 (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.1
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Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 247

84. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 2 (1996)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.0
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Vito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00 pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael's continuing arguments over which one of ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 241

85. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Calendar Girl (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.2
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Al wants to beat the rival shoe shop owner, Babcock, in something and puts his faith in Bud who's in the same entrepreneurial studies class in Trumaine than Little Floyd, Babcock's son. ... See full summary »

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 255

86. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Agony and the Extra C (1996)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

7.8
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It is Marcy and Jefferson's wedding anniversary, but Jefferson is in hospital, recovering from a physical trauma. Kelly and Bud visit Jefferson and he recounts the events that led to his ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 215

87. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Spring Break: Part 2 (1996)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

8.0
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Al, Jefferson and Griff are having the time of their lives at Fort Lauderdale - Al even finds a new way to earn money by collecting empty cans! The girls are prepping Kelly for the beauty ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 237

88. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Al Goes to the Dogs (1996)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.0
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Al decides to build a dog house for Lucky. But when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the back yard, Marcy bribes a building inspector to inspect Al's work just to harass him. When the ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 216

89. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Enemies (1996)

TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy

6.4
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In this pilot for a proposed TV series, a group of "friends" live in a sometimes peaceful co-existence. Tom is a handsome deliveryman living with his gorgeous girlfriend Shannon, his ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 268

90. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Bud Hits the Books (1996)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

8.3
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Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the "Strip Study" game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending up getting some, ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 235

91. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Kiss of the Coffee Woman (1996)

TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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Marcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic Roast coffee commercial and when Kelly's co-star ... See full summary »

Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 231

92. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Torch Song Duet (1996)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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There's a radio contest open to all (except Al), where the winner will get to carry the Olympic torch through the city. Griff wins it and becomes a local hero.

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 228

93. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: The Joke's on Al (1996)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.2
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While Griff faces the death penalty due to a NO MA'AM prank, Al plans to get married to an old flame.

Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 227

94. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 2 (1997)

TV-PG | 21 min | Comedy

7.7
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Al makes true of his threat to move out. But what about custody of the two... TVs? The kids Al leaves to Peg. In foresight, he has hidden a nest egg in a secret compartment in the toilet ... See full summary »

Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 209

95. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Damn Bundys (1997)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.3
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Al sells his soul to the Devil so he can play for the Bears. However, the Devil takes him to Hell the day of the Super Bowl with a fate worse than death planned: an eternity with the family and the D'Arcys.

Director: Rich Correll | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate

Votes: 267

96. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Pilot (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.0
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In the very first episode of this widely successful, ribald sitcom, Al Bundy has a chance of getting front row seats to the basketball game, but Peggy makes him stay home and meet their new yuppie neighbors, Marcy and Steve Rhodes.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 492

97. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Thinnergy (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.6
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Marcy introduces Peg to a new energetic diet to improve her marriage. Al, meanwhile, wants to part of it but learns if he tries the diet, he can persuade Peg to quit. He must then swallow his pride and admit to Peggy he loves her no matter what.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 411

98. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.9
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There has been a rash of burglaries in the area, and the Rhodes' house is robbed and Al's car stereo is ripped off, both families seek alternatives: Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog that won't stop barking, and Al purchases a fire arm. One fateful night, the two methods of home defense butt heads, and it's not a pretty picture.

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 402

99. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Have You Driven a Ford Lately (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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Al and Steve buy a beat up Ford Mustang off of one of Kelly's boyfriends. Soon they form a tight friendship while fixing it up like new. The only problem is they are neglecting their wives ... See full summary »

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 372

100. Married with Children (1986–1997)
Episode: Sixteen Years and What Do You Get (1987)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

7.8
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It's the Bundys' 16th wedding anniversary. Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present?

Director: Linda Day | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, David Garrison, Amanda Bearse

Votes: 375