Guys I want to party, drink and bullsh*t with

I would call it 'The Guys I Want To Meet in Heaven', but I'm not sure who on this list is going to hell (myself included).
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1.
Steve McQueen
He was the ultra-cool male film star of the 1960s, and rose from a troubled youth spent in reform schools to being the world's most popular actor. Over 25 years after his untimely death from mesothelioma in 1980, Steve McQueen is still considered hip and cool, and he endures as an icon of popular culture...
“ *beep* the rat pack, Steve was the original king of cool. If there is a heaven, I'll spend it racing Triumph motorcycles with this guy. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
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“ Oh, to share war stories with this guy. I wanted to document my Army experience but this guy said everything I wanted to and then some. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
3.
Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood was born May 31, 1930 in San Francisco, the son of Clinton Eastwood Sr., a manufacturing executive for Georgia-Pacific Corporation, and Ruth Wood, a housewife turned IBM operator. He had a comfortable, middle-class upbringing in nearby Piedmont. At school Clint took interest in music and mechanics...
“ Clint was the dad of a generation and, with Gran Torino, the wise grandpa of the next. That was a compliment, Clint. Put the .44 away. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
4.
Terrence Malick
Terrence Malick was born in Ottawa, Illinois. His family subsequently lived in Oklahoma and he went to school in Austin, Texas. He did his undergraduate work at Harvard, graduating summa cum laude with a degree in philosophy in 1965. A member of the Phi Beta Kappa honor society, he attended Magdalen College...
“ I just want to shutup and watch this man work. Forever. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
5.
Stanley Kubrick
Director, The Shining
Stanley Kubrick was born in Manhattan, New York City, to Sadie Gertrude (Perveler) and Jacob Leonard Kubrick, a physician. His family were Jewish immigrants (from Austria, Romania, and Russia). Stanley was considered intelligent, despite poor grades at school. Hoping that a change of scenery would produce better academic performance...
“ If I had a nickel for every pushup I had to do for FMJ references, I'd be retired by now. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
6.
Audie Murphy
Audie Murphy became a national hero during World War II as the most decorated combat soldier of the war. Among his 33 awards was the Medal of Honor, the highest award for bravery that a soldier can receive. In addition, he was also decorated for bravery by the governments of France and Belgium, and was credited with killing over 240 German soldiers and wounding and capturing many more...
“ I'm just glad this guy didn't live long to hear all the god-awful Chuck Norris jokes. An action star who's best work was a watered down film about himself. Now that's ballsy. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
7.
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson is an American producer and highly prolific actor, having appeared in over 100 films, including Die Hard with a Vengeance, Unbreakable, Shaft, Formula 51, Black Snake Moan, Snakes on a Plane, and the Star Wars prequel trilogy (1999-2005), as well as the Marvel Cinematic Universe...
“ One Word: *beep* ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
8.
Henry Rollins
Actor, Heat
Henry Garfield started singing in the DC punk band State of Alert before changing his name and becoming a legendary punk figure as frontman for Black Flag and his own Rollins Band. Rollins performs and records spoken word and writes books for his own publishing company. He got his start acting in a short by underground artist Raymond Pettibon...
“ Spoken word artist, activist, reporter, writer, musician, actor...any time you need an extremely disgruntled and angry point of view for any reason, give this guy a call. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
9.
Chuck Palahniuk
Writer, Fight Club
Chuck is a low key writer who never stops writing and taking down notes to file away for future writing. Very funny, very creative and very thought provoking. His books often make you look at yourself in ways that you would never have before. Same goes for the world, he will make you notice things that you never did...
“ I'd want him to hit me as hard as he could. And then we laugh and have a few shots. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
10.
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp is perhaps one of the most versatile actors of his day and age in Hollywood. He was born John Christopher Depp II in Owensboro, Kentucky, on June 9, 1963, to Betty Sue (Wells), who worked as a waitress, and John Christopher Depp, a civil engineer. Depp was raised in Florida. He dropped out of school when he was 15...
“ Just throwing this out there: I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But if I were gay, Depp would be my crush. Wait, did I say that out loud? I've been drinking. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
11.
Morgan Freeman
With an authoritative voice and calm demeanor, this ever popular American actor has grown into one of the most respected figures in modern US cinema. Morgan was born on June 1, 1937 in Memphis, Tennessee, to Mayme Edna (Revere), a teacher, and Morgan Porterfield Freeman, a barber. The young Freeman...
“ You're going to read the rest of this list in his voice. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
12.
Jet Li
Actor, Ying xiong
Jet Li born Li Lian Jie in Beijing, China. He started training at the Beijing wushu academy (wushu is China's national sport, largely a performance version of various martial art styles) at age eight. He won five gold medals in the Chinese championships, his first when he was only 11. In his teens, he was already a national coach...
“ Because Hero made me cry. Again, I'm not gay. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
13.
Bill Murray
Bill Murray is an American actor, comedian, and writer. The fifth of nine children, he was born William James Murray in Wilmette, Illinois, to Lucille (Collins), a mailroom clerk, and Edward Joseph Murray II, who sold lumber. He is of Irish descent. Among his siblings are actors Brian Doyle-Murray, Joel Murray...
“ Because Bill Murray. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
14.
George Clooney
Actor, Gravity
George Timothy Clooney was born on May 6, 1961, in Lexington, Kentucky, to Nina Bruce (née Warren), a former beauty pageant queen, and Nick Clooney, a former anchorman and game show host (who was also the brother of singer Rosemary Clooney). He has Irish, English, and German ancestry. Clooney spent most of this youth in Ohio and Kentucky...
“ We'll just keep pretending that one batman flick never happened. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
15.
Quentin Tarantino
Writer, Pulp Fiction
Quentin Jerome Tarantino was born in Knoxville, Tennessee. His father, Tony Tarantino, is an Italian-American actor and musician from New York, and his mother, Connie (McHugh), is a nurse from Tennessee. Quentin moved with his mother to Torrance, California, when he was four years old. In January of 1992...
“ If only he was making Kill Bill, Volume 3. Oh he is? Okay, he's invited. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
16.
Carl Sagan
Writer, Contact
Astronomer, educator and author Carl Sagan was perhaps the world's greatest popularizer of science, reaching millions of people through newspapers, magazines and television broadcasts. He is well-known for his work on the PBS series Cosmos, the Emmy Award and Peabody Award-winning show that became the most watched series in public-television history...
“ Because every party needs a cosmologist and at least one turtleneck. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
17.
Tom Hanks
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks was born in Concord, California, to Janet Marylyn (Frager), a hospital worker, and Amos Mefford Hanks, an itinerant cook. His mother's family, originally surnamed "Fraga", was entirely Portuguese, while his father was of mostly English ancestry. Tom grew up in what he has called a "fractured" family...
“ Just don't mention Toy Story or Tim Allen might invite himself. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
18.
Russell Crowe
Actor, Gladiator
Russell Ira Crowe was born in Wellington, New Zealand, to Jocelyn Yvonne (Wemyss) and John Alexander Crowe, both of whom catered movie sets. His maternal grandfather, Stanley Wemyss, was a cinematographer. Crowe's recent ancestry includes Welsh (where his paternal grandfather was born, in Wrexham), English...
“ Yes, we are entertained. Now get off the table before Gerard Butler kicks you off. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
19.
Tom Cruise
Actor, Top Gun
In 1976, if you had told fourteen year-old Franciscan seminary student Thomas Cruise Mapother IV that one day in the not too distant future he would be Tom Cruise, one of the top 100 movie stars of all time, he would have probably grinned and told you that his ambition was to join the priesthood. Nonetheless...
“ If he starts talking religion, lock him in the garage with Mel Gibson. We only invited him just in case that happened. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
20.
Ewan McGregor
Ewan Gordon McGregor was born on March 31, 1971 in Perth, Perthshire, Scotland, to Carol Diane (Lawson) and James Charles McGregor, both teachers. His uncle is actor Denis Lawson. He was raised in Crieff. At age 16, he left Morrison Academy to join the Perth Repertory Theatre. His parents encouraged him to leave school and pursue his acting goals rather than be unhappy...
“ How many guys can say the've been in Blackhawk Down AND a Star Wars film? Honestly. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
21.
Hans Zimmer
German-born composer Hans Zimmer is recognized as one of Hollywood's most innovative musical talents. He featured in the music video for The Buggles' single "Video Killed the Radio Star", which became a worldwide hit and helped usher in a new era of global entertainment as the first music video to be aired on MTV (August 1, 1981)...
“ Here's the game: take a shot every time his music makes you feel like a god. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
22.
Brad Pitt
An actor and producer known as much for his versatility as he is for his handsome face, Golden Globe-winner Brad Pitt's most widely recognized role may be Tyler Durden in Fight Club. However, his portrayals of Billy Beane in Moneyball, and Rusty Ryan in the remake of Ocean's Eleven and its sequels, also loom large in his filmography...
“ I think your parking valet just had a near life experience. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
23.
Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. has evolved into one of the most respected actors in Hollywood. With an amazing list of credits to his name, he has managed to stay new and fresh even after over four decades in the business. Downey was born April 4, 1965 in Manhattan, New York, the son of writer, director and filmographer Robert Downey Sr. and actress Elsie Downey (née Elsie Ann Ford)...
“ Hey, Robert, fill your own description box with witty things so I can take a break. And don't just use my computer for porn again. You're not Tony Stark, but if you were, I'd have you build me an anti-virus program. In a cave. With a box of scraps. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
24.
Bruce Willis
Actor and musician Bruce Willis is well known for playing wisecracking or hard-edged characters, often in spectacular action films. Collectively, he has appeared in films that have grossed in excess of $2.5 billion USD, placing him in the top ten stars in terms of box office receipts. Walter Bruce Willis was born on March 19...
“ Hey, just so you know, you need to be in Boondock Saints 3. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
25.
Alec Baldwin
Raven-haired, suavely handsome and prolific actor Alec Baldwin was born on April 3, 1958 in Massapequa, New York, and is the oldest, and easily the best-known, of the four Baldwin brothers in the acting business (the others are Stephen Baldwin, William Baldwin and Daniel Baldwin). Alexander Rae Baldwin III is the son of Carol Newcomb (Martineau) and Alexander Rae Baldwin...
“ He's an actor AND Marine Corps Reserves Pilot. First round's on me. Just, uh, move the Harrier, that's a no parking zone. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts
 
26.
John Cleese
John Cleese was born on October 27, 1939, in Weston-Super-Mare, England, to Muriel Evelyn (Cross) and Reginald Francis Cleese. He was born into a family of modest means, his father being an insurance salesman; but he was nonetheless sent off to private schools to obtain a good education. Here he was often tormented for his height...
“ I once had to work a 12 hour shift on Christmas, so of course I spent the majority of it watching Life of Brian. True story. ” - AFewDrunkGrunts